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    126 KB Homestuck General Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:15 No.30968041  
    MORE SHIPS THAN THE SPANISH ARMADA
    OLD THRAD: >>30965320
    LET'S TALK CRACKSHIPS

    And a minute of silence in mourning of the best character's death.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:17 No.30968084
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    We will always remember the mayor of can town fondly.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:19 No.30968113
    I'm not sure why, but I've become increasingly fond of Tavros<3Feferi.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:19 No.30968118
    Rest in peace.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:19 No.30968126
    *fart*
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:20 No.30968128
    so then, any britfags going to the MCM expo tomorrow? I don't want to be alone
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:20 No.30968131
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    >WV will never make sweet, tender, nonsensical, biologically dubious, gay love to John
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:20 No.30968135
    NEVER FORGET THE LAW
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:20 No.30968136
    Crackships?
    Equius<3Everyone
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:20 No.30968144
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    >>30968113
    Fucking.
    Shippers.
    >> ipgd 10/28/11(Fri)13:20 No.30968150
    >>30968131
    just wait until the dreambubbles intermission, man
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:21 No.30968157
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    >She brought WV, likely with the hope that he may survive
    HE ISN'T DEAD YET
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:21 No.30968158
    Jade/Lord English, now the two most powerful beings in the multiverse, and the latter is described as a pimp and established to have a fondness for the ladies.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:21 No.30968162
    >>30968128
    you will die alone
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)13:21 No.30968165
    >>30968136
    eridan <3 tavros
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:21 No.30968176
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XayUCLgxS5c&feature=relmfu

    every video that is 4:13 long means something about homestuck

    fact
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:22 No.30968184
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    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:22 No.30968186
    >>30968084
    If he didn't eat that fucking uranium maybe Jack wouldn't have had to kill him. I'm a bit interested in how the fuck they were all supposed to get away even if Jack hadn't showed up. Just wait for him to shit it out? Hadn't it been sitting in there for days anyway? It probably was lodged in there something fierce.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:22 No.30968192
    Let's Talk About Feelings: The Comic
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:22 No.30968195
    Democracy is dead.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:22 No.30968196
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    >>30968131
    >implying
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:22 No.30968204
    >>30968176
    Isn't there a song that is just 4:13 of silence?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:23 No.30968206
    DEMOCRACY will never die!

    At the very least, he'll still be alive in the reset universe. At least at some point in time.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:23 No.30968212
    >>30968195
    No, Serenity's still alive.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:23 No.30968215
    >>30968162
    you will post alone
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:23 No.30968221
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    But WV's not dead yet.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:24 No.30968232
    >>30968184

    I chuckled heartily.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:24 No.30968233
    >>30968212
    Not for long.
    you eat a weird big and don't even care
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:24 No.30968237
    >>30968165
    Eridan<3Equius
    Is there art of this?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:24 No.30968245
    I'm still reading here and I have a question.

    So like a couple hundred pages ago it started going full relationship retard and it's only getting worse. I have no reason to believe that this is going to be anything but racing towards some kind of fucked up harem animu omega point yaoi gangbang as opposed to whatever these characters are ostensibly supposed to be foreblatanting.

    So my question is, is the current enthusiastic fanbase composed of only those people people who didn't quit in disgust or is it more like some kind of sick trainwreck that you can't stop watching and somehow makes you okay with it by the time you get to the act 5 EOA. Like is one of these flashes going to contain a hypnodisc that turns me into a glomping fangirl retard at some point because I don't see how else this is going to happen fuck there are no brakes on this thing aaeughhh
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:24 No.30968249
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    >>30968233
    *bug
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:25 No.30968255
    >>30968136
    Dave/Nepeta.
    Bro/Nepeta.

    Bro/Dolorosa
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:25 No.30968256
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    >>30968128
    purrhaps

    is cosplay required
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:25 No.30968257
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    Im just registering my love for the Karkat/Sollux ship here.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:25 No.30968262
    >>30968245
    ps I'm closing this thread forever and don't care what your answer actually is
    bye
    >> ipgd 10/28/11(Fri)13:25 No.30968263
    >>30968245
    yes

    all of those things
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:25 No.30968265
    >>30968206
    That's assuming that the harlequin doll is a constant.
    Even if it is, there's no guarantee that it will be prototyped.
    He'll still exist, but barring some ridiculous injustice occuring in the reset timeline, he'd just be a farmer.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:25 No.30968268
    >>30968245

    It gets better. Act 5 is pretty much a worthless goddamn trainwreck, but it will pass. Just gotta slug through it.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:26 No.30968274
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    I believe we all know who was truly lost.
    Goodnight sweet prince...
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:26 No.30968282
    >>30968237
    Yes
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:26 No.30968284
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    >>30968245
    >So like a couple hundred pages ago it started going full relationship retard and it's only getting worse.

    It gets better.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:26 No.30968286
    >>30968255
    Equius<3ONE MILLION ARADIABOTS
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:26 No.30968292
    >>30968245
    Nah I pretty much ignore all the romance shenanigans (Especially trolls, fuck quadrants goddamn) and it's still pretty great
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:26 No.30968293
    >>30968257
    >Sollux
    >Using Vista
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:26 No.30968294
    >>30968245
    spoilers: nobody fucks. nobody even smooches except corpses and spades/snowman
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:27 No.30968308
    >>30968282
    Going to need to see that RIGHT NOW
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:27 No.30968310
    >>30968284

    Can somebody post the Rose edit of this?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:27 No.30968318
    >>30968215
    you will *fart* alone
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:27 No.30968320
    >>30968293
    I was thinking
    >Sollux
    >using iTunes
    >using Chrome
    >using Windows at all
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:28 No.30968327
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    >>30968286
    OTP
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:28 No.30968330
    >LET'S TALK CRACKSHIPS

    Gamzee x Dad
    Just think of all the delicious pie and general clownery that would result from this.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:28 No.30968332
    >>30968294
    GC: 1T W4S WH3N 1 GOT CLOS3 3NOUGH
    GC: TO SM3LL 1T UND3R YOUR SK1N
    GC: PL34S3 K4RK4T, DO NOT PR3T3ND TH4T YOU FORGOT 4BOUT OUR L1TTL3 MOM3NT
    CG: WHOA
    CG: YOU MEAN
    CG: DURING
    CG: FUCK.
    CG: OK SHHHHHHHHHH SHH SHH SHH...
    CG: LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THIS, NOT HERE.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:28 No.30968333
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    >>30968237
    Yes. Before Equius mentioned that landwellers and seadwellers were sworn enemies, a lot of people were convinced he would have worshipped Eridan or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:28 No.30968334
    >>30968245
    Keep reading if you want and distance yourself from the retarded fanbase.
    That's just liking-something-101, man.
    Stay away from hsg unless something catches your eye, and even then, don't hang around any longer than you have to.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:28 No.30968337
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    ELEVEN ELEVEN ELEVEN

    ITS THE SHOWDOWN OF FATE

    IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE THE DESTROYER OF TWO UNIVERSES AND IMBIBED WITH GODLIKE POWERS

    THE SOVEREIGNNNNNNN SLAAAAAAYER

    AND HIS CHALLENGER, A WOMAN PREPARING TO DELIVER A PACKAGE OF ASSKICKING AND REVENGE

    THE POSTAAAAAAL MAAAAAILWOMAN
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:28 No.30968338
    how do you view high resolution on tumblr
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:28 No.30968342
    >>30968294
    There is some pirate pornography later on.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:29 No.30968343
    >>30968318
    you will slide a thin glass rod down your urethra and stomp on your dick alone
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:29 No.30968349
    >>30968245
    Just keep in mind that almost everything you are reading right now is facetious. He's setting up this stupid shippy bullshit so he can completely slaughter, mutilate, and deconstruct these happy-go-lucky animu characters you're suffering through.

    Hussie's humor is dark. He is trolling you now so he can troll the yaoi fangirls in the future.
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)13:29 No.30968351
    >>30968320
    >
    >>using Windows at all
    He dual boots.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:29 No.30968353
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    >>30968318
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:29 No.30968355
    >>30968327
    that was not the picture i was expecting

    not enough horse cocks
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:29 No.30968364
    >>30968330
    You cannot beat GamzeexDad in a baking contest.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:30 No.30968368
    >>30968343
    kill me now
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:30 No.30968372
    >>30968342
    Well yeah, but I think graphic depictions of privateers swashing their buckles is pretty inoffensive.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:30 No.30968381
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    >>30968330
    >not shipping Grand Highblood/Nanna
    >2011
    ISHYGDDT
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:30 No.30968387
    >>30968338
    You click on the picture you want to see the high-res version of.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:30 No.30968388
    >>30968342
    And Wizardslash.
    We can't forget the wizard slash.

    Zazzerpan/Frigglish OTP
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:30 No.30968389
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    Are we having a crackpair thread? Why the lack of pictures?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:31 No.30968397
    >>30968320
    Also don't forget the MSN that's sitting there. It's like the artist took a screenshot of their computer and pasted it on Sollux's.

    >>30968351
    But why would he dual-boot into something as horrible as Vista? That's just stupid. Besides, Sollux probably has the skills to create his own OS anyway.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:32 No.30968409
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    >>30968389
    Because I lack Dave/Nepeta, the Crackship I like the most.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:32 No.30968411
    >>30968397
    So he'd dual-boot gentwo and his own OS?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:32 No.30968417
    >>30968397
    Well, if he's running sgrub he probably needs to run it in the same environment as everyone else's computers. The trolls live in a hellish, brutal, inhumane world. There's no reason they wouldn't be running Vista.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:33 No.30968418
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    >>30968389
    WELL IF YOU INSIST
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:33 No.30968421
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    Bro/Eridan
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:33 No.30968423
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    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:33 No.30968426
    >>30968337
    shades slick is best slick
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:34 No.30968429
    >>30968421
    Oh Yes This Is My Ship
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:34 No.30968433
    testing
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:34 No.30968436
    >>30968418
    >implying i don't unironically ship eridan/zazzerpan
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:34 No.30968441
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    >>30968421

    I for one welcome Bro/anybody.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:34 No.30968443
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    John/Sollux
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:34 No.30968448
    >>30968411
    Probably.

    >>30968417
    But wasn't it Sollux who took the original discs and compiled them to become Sgrub? If he can do that, I'm sure he can make it work on whatever the fuck OS is out there.
    Also, Rose's computer looks like it's running some sort of Apple-like OS, and it runs Sburb just fine.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:34 No.30968450
    >>30968333
    Does anyone have that picture of Seahorse Dad NEIGH NEIGH NEIGHing that Hussie drew?

    I almost shit my pants when I saw it. How does Hussie even know about that, I thought it was pretty much 4chan exclusive.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:35 No.30968456
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    John/Nepeta
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:35 No.30968461
    >>30968441
    Bro/Nepeta has some decent smutty fiction out there.

    There's some good fluffy Bro/Redglare out there too.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:35 No.30968466
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    >>30968450
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:35 No.30968470
    >>30968322

    >They haven't seen or talked to each other since Seer:Descend dipshit

    How the fuck does that matter
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:36 No.30968481
    >>30968450
    the big man lurks but won't admit to it
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:36 No.30968482
    eridan/anyone=crackship
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:36 No.30968485
    >>30968372
    On the other hand, journal entries about mindrape/actual rape and an inverse cuckolding fetish colliding with blackrom are considered offensive by some people outside of HSG.

    Besides that, people always forget about Tavros and Vriska and Equius and Aradiabot making out.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:36 No.30968486
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    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:36 No.30968488
    >>30968456
    I very much welcome Nepeta/Anybody
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:36 No.30968489
    >>30968443
    >colored spinal column
    jesus what
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:37 No.30968492
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    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:37 No.30968494
    >>30968470
    Their shoes now match, which changes EVERYTHING. Like, the moment they see eachother in those outfits they'll be barely able to stop themselves from making out.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:37 No.30968501
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    >>30968461
    Bro/Redglare? Do want.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:37 No.30968508
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    >>30968441
    Even his own daughter?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:38 No.30968521
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    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:38 No.30968522
    >>30968461

    >Bro/Redglare

    REVEAL IT UNTO ME
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:38 No.30968523
    >>30968470
    >To put it another way: John and Rose have treated each other EXACTLY the same in the beginning of the story as they did in Seer: Descend.

    You said it.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:38 No.30968533
    >>30968450
    no it's floated around tumblr, so either halftruth or someone from one of the teams relayed it to him
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:39 No.30968538
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    Karkat/Equius
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:39 No.30968540
    Bro has always come off as kind of an enormous douchebag. Why do people like him, other than that he looks like an anime?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:39 No.30968548
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    So who else thinks John's just unsure about his sexuality? OTP right here!
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:39 No.30968549
    >>30968508
    if we're fond of shipping mom/any and all strilondes i doubt giving bro a little action in that arena is going to shock anyone
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:39 No.30968552
    >>30968494
    Exactly.
    If only Kanaya had found a way into the kid session before Rose stopped being grimdark. Their mutual symbolism would have made crazy lesbian make outs COMPLETELY UNAVOIDABLE.

    But now that John and Rose have compatible color schemes, it's game fucking over.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:39 No.30968559
    So what are you going to do tonight, HSG?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:40 No.30968567
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    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:40 No.30968570
    >>30968523

    And how am I wrong? That's five acts where their dynamic did not change even a little.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:40 No.30968571
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:40 No.30968573
    >>30968559
    contract diseases
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:40 No.30968575
    >>30968489
    Fuck Bloodskins and Bloodswaps and Coloured Noses, this is the next big trend in Homestuck fanart!
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:40 No.30968577
    >>30968540
    Because he's cool.

    In reality though, he's pretty much an assholish psychopath.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:40 No.30968582
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    >>30968508
    ESPECIALLY his own daughter.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:40 No.30968585
    >>30968522
    It's somewhere on the Kinkmeme/Filladex
    I'll go search for it, but god I hate looking through that shit. I wish AO3 wasn't practically invite-only, they generally tag shit well over there.

    (Also I wish they had rss support, fuck)
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:41 No.30968589
    >>30968559
    Eat pizza and browse hsg.
    It's the perfect way to spend a weekend
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:41 No.30968593
    >>30968559
    Also, see >>30968571
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:41 No.30968594
    >>30968559
    The same thing I do every night, sweetie.
    >> ipgd 10/28/11(Fri)13:41 No.30968605
    >>30968559
    i am going to draw eridan vomiting on dualscar's dick
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:41 No.30968606
    >>30968594
    Shitpost on HSG?
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)13:42 No.30968611
    >>30968559
    Make poor decisions.
    Write some singlemomstuck
    weep at what i've become
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:42 No.30968620
    >>30968570
    If you can't see it, I'm sorry
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:42 No.30968622
    >>30968594

    Try to take over the world?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:42 No.30968623
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    Past Nepeta x Present Nepeta x Future Nepeta
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:42 No.30968635
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    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:43 No.30968636
    >>30968606
    *fart*
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:43 No.30968637
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    >>30968552
    They can change clothes you know?
    This ship will fucking happen, IT MUST.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:43 No.30968638
    >>30968623
    what if nepeta got hit by a clown car
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:43 No.30968639
    >>30968605
    That's... actually a very good way to spend one's time...
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:43 No.30968643
    >>30968605
    First have eri give him a fierce blowjob and as scar cums in his mouth eri vomits cum and barf on his dick and then proceeds to get fucked by the shitty vomit and cum covered cock
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:43 No.30968652
    >>30968620

    I'm also sorry that I'm not a deranged shipper.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:44 No.30968653
    >>30968638
    If by car you mean dick then that is basically canon
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:44 No.30968657
    >>30968637
    but what if it doesn't?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:44 No.30968669
    >>30968643
    and then dualscar comes again and eri gives him a vomit-cum double snowball!

    Purple bloods, everybody!
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:44 No.30968676
    http://www.delicious.com/filladex/bro/nepeta
    Bro/Nepeta is pretty nice, read the bottom one first though
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:45 No.30968678
    >>30968559
    play vidya

    pray to the based god that the intermission starts today
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:45 No.30968683
    >>30968485
    When I first read that journal entry my mind could not make any sense of it. I read the words, then found myself on the next page going "wait, what the fuck did last page say?" I tried to read it and wondered what the actual fuck it was saying. My mind was obviously just not ready for what was in; it registered it as "overly ornate I have no fucking idea" and gave up interpreting it.

    Then, when rereading Homestuck during the hiatus, I came to it and was all "HOLY SHIT! HOW LONG HAS THERE BEEN EROTICA IN HOMESTUCK!? CHRIST, THIS STUFF IS EXPLICIT!"
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:45 No.30968689
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    >>30968657
    I'll cry every tears of my body
    >> ipgd 10/28/11(Fri)13:45 No.30968696
    >>30968643
    i was going for more of the 'dualscar beats the shit out of him, forces him to crossdress and then shoves his dick down his throat until he is crying and gagging' angle
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:47 No.30968715
    >>30968696
    That works too. NOW GET TO WORK!!
    HUP HUP
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:47 No.30968717
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    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:47 No.30968724
    >>30968683
    For Mindfang's journal? I could understand being baffled by the stupid complexity of the diction in Rose's wizard fanfiction, but that journal seemed pretty straightforward to me.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:48 No.30968735
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    >>30968637

    >They can change clothes you know?

    What if on their way to the reset session, they do another dress-up session and Kanaya upgrades the outfit.

    What if Rose's outfit becomes the lesbian version of John's Vrillyhoo, in that they had it for a few seconds before it becomes modified to an item of shipping shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:48 No.30968737
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    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:48 No.30968751
    >>30968522
    http://archiveofourown.org/works/228355?view_full_work=true

    It's not smut though.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:49 No.30968774
    i need the rose tentacle rape fic that was posted here last night.

    it was the sequel to that other one
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:50 No.30968777
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    Why is this pairing so cute?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:50 No.30968787
    >>30968777
    It's not.

    They've never even talked to each other.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:51 No.30968795
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    LET'S
    POST
    GAY MEN
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:51 No.30968802
    >>30968724
    I know, that's the thing, it WAS straightforward. But the first time I read it my mind JUST. COULDN'T. INTO. THOUGHT.

    I think it was trying to protecting me. Lord knows why; it knows the kind of shit I fap to.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:51 No.30968816
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    Sollux looks comfy
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:51 No.30968817
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    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:52 No.30968828
    >>30968795
    Scratch, Huss, and John are some of the only people in the comic who we are pretty sure are straight, you poopy monster.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:52 No.30968831
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    >>30968777
    >not crack shipping Tavros/Nepeta
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:52 No.30968837
    Why is tumblr such a shitty site. It's like they don't want me to browse it.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:52 No.30968841
    I had a dream the other night that Lord English was basically Bootsy Collins. He had the guitar, the glasses, the hat and everything, and his theme tune was an insane psychedelic drawn-out funk anthem that melted people's faces. It was fucking incredible.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:53 No.30968844
    >>30968777
    Because Tavros and Feferi are cute in general.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:53 No.30968852
    >>30968787
    Oh yes they have.
    Jade shot down Tavros' advances like she was a 90mm AA gun and Tavros was a giant unarmored bomber flying slow and in broad daylight.

    And then he got made fun of because everyone saw through Jade's giant holographic computer screen.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:53 No.30968864
    >>30968774
    http://pastebin.com/d5APNfE2
    Here you go, my good man.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:54 No.30968867
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    >>30968828
    >Scratch
    >straight
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:54 No.30968872
    >>30968852
    Jade strifing Summoner, let's make it happen
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:54 No.30968876
    >>30968867
    >Wanting to fuck underage girls
    >Not straight
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:54 No.30968881
    >>30968852
    Okay so

    you know Jade?

    And you know Feferi?

    Well listen

    dude

    listen

    get this

    they are not the same person
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:55 No.30968885
    >>30968867
    come the FUCK on bro
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:55 No.30968889
    >>30968876
    puppets are gay
    scratch is a puppet
    ??????????
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:55 No.30968894
    >>30968876
    might be bi

    or maybe omnisexual

    that's a thing right
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:55 No.30968900
    >>30968881
    WHOOPS FUCK I ONLY LOOKED AT THE THUMBNAIL I'M A RETARD
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:56 No.30968904
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    >>30968828
    How do you know? Scratch might just be unsure about his sexuality! Those dark pockets are a bitch when it comes to knowing the IMPORTANT things, like who you like to fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:56 No.30968915
    Is it bad that I've actually been working out for the last five weeks just so I can try and get off with a cute Homestuck cosplayer at the London convention this weekend? I'm guessing yes.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:57 No.30968934
    >>30968915
    I hooked up with a cosplayer once. It was terrible.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:58 No.30968968
    >>30968915
    who are they going as/who are you going as

    this is my only criterion of judgement
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)13:59 No.30968969
    >>30968915
    >hooking up with fangirls
    That is, like, basically the worst idea.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)13:59 No.30968983
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    >>30968894

    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:00 No.30969005
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:01 No.30969027
    Brony pizza hunt.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:01 No.30969030
    >>30968969
    But how else will I fuck PM?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:02 No.30969040
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    my girlfriend dresses as gamzee

    god i hate that fucker

    how can i make her do someone else?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:02 No.30969050
    >>30969030
    Through the UNLIMITED CREATIVE POTENTIAL of the HUMAN IMAGINATION
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:02 No.30969058
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    >>30968983

    God I am so gay for that man

    His smile makes me feel things no woman ever could
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:02 No.30969061
    >>30969040

    Well, why don't you just dress as Karkat and fuck her in the ass then?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:03 No.30969064
    >>30968968

    Well, I'm not going as anybody really. I don't have any friends who like Homestuck or cosplaying in general, and there's nothing worse than going cosplaying on your own. I was just hoping to somehow get chatting with a cute terezi cosplayer and hopefully see if she wanted to grab a drink. That sort of thing.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:03 No.30969068
    >>30969040
    Make her watch this.
    http://vimeo.com/29589320
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)14:03 No.30969081
    >>30969030
    Dress up as her
    Masturbate
    PROBLEM
    S O L V E D
    >>30969040
    Dress up as Tavros, and be all kinds of creepy.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:04 No.30969086
    >>30969040
    ask her
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:04 No.30969092
    >>30969061
    because thats exactly what she wants

    fucking yaoi fangirls
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:04 No.30969094
    >>30969058
    i can't get over the retarded last name

    harkness

    really
    >> Duster !4kUgebheng 10/28/11(Fri)14:04 No.30969096
    >>30969040
    Have you tried telling her you don't like Gamzee?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:05 No.30969113
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    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:05 No.30969122
    >>30969064
    see if you can get together with some internet buds! going to a convention solo period is completely awful, and if you put a bit of time and effort into a half-decent cosplay you'll have something to discuss with that person! plus i'm sure there are going to be any number of internet-organized groups of convention-goers that you can tag along with.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:06 No.30969124
    >>30969092
    maybe if you do thing she enjoys, you'll enjoy pleasing her

    you know, just maybe you should sacrifice your character preferences for the sake of hot buttfuckin
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)14:06 No.30969130
    >>30969096
    >>30969086
    This situation obviously calls for shenanigans.

    Sexy shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:06 No.30969135
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    >>30969094

    You can just call me Captain Jack, sweetheart.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:06 No.30969136
    >>30969094

    As opposed to say, Vantas, Maryam, or Serket?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:07 No.30969153
    how many of you are americans
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:08 No.30969162
    >>30969124
    I agree completely. As the Beatles once said, "All you need is anal. Anal is all you need."
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:08 No.30969168
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    >>30969153
    nope
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)14:08 No.30969170
    >>30969153
    Brobably close to about 80%
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:08 No.30969178
    >>30969040
    Suggest going as a ship.

    One that does not include Gamzee.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:08 No.30969179
    >>30969153
    Minnesotan, to be specific. I've traveled outside the country before, but not in a while.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:08 No.30969181
    >>30969153
    No i'm catholic and 14.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:09 No.30969189
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    >>30969135

    OH GOD

    TAKE ME YOU STUD
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:09 No.30969201
    >>30969122

    I thought about that, but the only MSPA fans who are organising any kind of group meetup are a bunch of kinda creepy nutters over on the actual forums. I mean, if I had to meet up with Homestuck fans and talk about Homestuck with people in real life, I'd far rather do it with you guys. Anyway, maybe I'll try and organise a proper meetup thing for next year - I can't imagine Homestuck will have finished by next spring, so there'll probably still be some homestuck fans going to the spring expo.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:10 No.30969205
    >>30969153
    California here. I have the fucking mumps. What's up euros
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:11 No.30969225
    >>30969153

    not me, I'm a filthy londoner

    bleedin eck guv apples and pears gosh cor lawks bloody buggering chuff etc.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:11 No.30969229
    >>30969153
    I am an American.
    From Texas.

    Good weather right now, sub 70, just a hint of breeze, the air is brisk and cool, low humidity as well. Miracles, considering I'm pretty sure it was like 85 yesterday.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:11 No.30969230
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    >>30969205
    illness five, i got flu and horrible lower back pain right now
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:11 No.30969234
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    >>30969201

    I

    what

    you do realise that we are by far the creepiest fuckers around, right? The forums are normal by comparison.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:12 No.30969254
    How would Rose react if Kanaya asked her out to a date?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:12 No.30969261
    >>30969201
    yeah if you think HSG is fulla normal bros you're completely off your bloody rocker.

    Just introduce some of your friends to it, damnit. Maybe sniff around locally.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:12 No.30969263
    >>30969068
    I'm surprised about that guy at 2:30, because that's actually a reasonable sentiment. Not something I'd expect a juggalo to come up with.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:13 No.30969267
    >>30969254
    well it would depend if she fancied her or not
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:13 No.30969271
    >>30969234
    But at least fun is allowed here.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:13 No.30969272
    >Playing doodle or die
    >Get asked to start new chain 3 times
    >Ask for PM porn every single time

    HSG will finally take over doodle or die.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:13 No.30969275
    >>30969234

    Well... yeah. But at least I know you guys. If somebody from the internet was going to molest me, I'd much rather it was you lot. Plus, I'm sure that underneath all the creepiness you're probably actually pretty sensible. And hell, there must be at least one or two moderately-attractive girls among the HSG regulars here.
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)14:13 No.30969280
    >>30969234
    The forums are not as socialized as us don't laugh, you'll ruin the joke [\spoiler] I think he doesn't want to end up with a group like the one that spat in a bucket.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:13 No.30969287
    >>30969234
    yeah really. there might be a few visible furries on MSPAF, but there's a far higher incidence of fucked up fetishes arising here than on that heavily moderated board
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:14 No.30969290
    >>30969234
    Yes, but we have the most intelligent conversations and discussions amid the farts and pornography. We also churn out a surprising amount of content, fics and fanart.

    We also have ipgd. She's like out secret weapon or something.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:14 No.30969305
    >>30969287
    I'd take shoving glass rods up urethras over furry shit every day.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:15 No.30969309
    >>30969290

    What, and Indexer is our assassin? Hiding in the shadows, dealing out cocknaya porn with deadly accuracy?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:15 No.30969310
    >>30969225

    CRIPES A BLIMEY MATE
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:15 No.30969332
    >>30969225
    >londoner
    >london
    Hey man, I've been stuck on this puzzle for around 3 days.

    Could you solve it for me?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:15 No.30969333
    >>30969254
    Well, since Rose just destroyed two universes worth of spacetime, the concept of time, let alone entire dates is presently obsolete.

    >>30969305
    What I am implying is that there are furries who lurk here. Besides, going outside in costume is not fundamentally different from what they do.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:16 No.30969336
    >>30969309
    Does Indexer do fics or art? I thought he just saved stuff and drank all the bourbon.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:16 No.30969341
    >>30968934
    tell us about it in excrutiating detail.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:16 No.30969344
    >>30969309
    Halftruth confirmed that she is the Cockanaya guy.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:16 No.30969352
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    >>30969332
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:17 No.30969353
    >>30969344
    Is she also the guy that keeps requesting Bec/Jade fics?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:17 No.30969358
    >>30969333
    At least they can't operate openly around here.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:17 No.30969361
    It's impossible for a woman to rape someone. The stuff in Mindfang's journal isn't rape. There is no rape in Homestuck.

    There, I said it. You might not like it, but you know its true.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:17 No.30969363
    >>30969290

    we also have people like queefmaster

    can you imagine what bumping into him at an expo would be like, actually now that I think about it that would be a possibility if you went to the mcm expo hmm
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)14:17 No.30969365
    >>30969336
    Indexer does fapfics
    but only when primed with alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:17 No.30969370
    >>30969336
    He'll sometimes start a fic and leave it unfinished after drinking himself half to death from shame.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:17 No.30969378
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    i was considering going to expo tomorrow, being yet another disgusting londoner, but nixed it on account of not having anyone to go with

    mite be cool if we did and if all goes wrong we can always crash the /cgl/ meetup
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:18 No.30969380
    >>30969230
    wicked sick debilitating disease bro

    i just checked wikipedia, my contagious virus apparently has a 30% chance of spreading to my beanbag, and a 1% chance of fatality
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)14:18 No.30969381
    >>30969361
    What if the woman is an ugly bitch?
    >> flammable lamp !VqGIGO1oSM 10/28/11(Fri)14:19 No.30969399
    >>30969361
    no rape in homestuck????? dropped
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:19 No.30969400
    >>30969353
    No, that's me.

    I HEARD THERE WAS ONE, AND I WANT IT
    I MUST HAVE ALL THE SMUT
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:19 No.30969415
    >>30969361
    How is it impossible for a woman to rape someone? Rape is sexual intercourse without consent.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:20 No.30969424
    >>30969361
    Why, because they are always willing and thus, no rape? I agree.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:20 No.30969427
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    >>30969378
    >man faces
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:20 No.30969429
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    >>30969380
    damnn son better contact your nearest and dearest and tell them you are definitely definitely going to die
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:20 No.30969432
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    >>30969254
    She'd invite her to come lie down on her cooch
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:20 No.30969433
    >>30969361
    >Impossible for a woman to rape
    what
    That's just all kinds of stupid.

    Especially when one of the women is a psychic that can make your body move against your will.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:20 No.30969438
    >>30969415
    Well, it's not rape because she's a telepath, capable of generating consent in the mind of the victim.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:21 No.30969445
    Any germanbros around here?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:21 No.30969450
    >>30969438
    I suppose that makes sense in a fucked up kind of way.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:21 No.30969456
    >>30969445
    nein fich bich
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:21 No.30969459
    >>30969438
    I think the term mind rape applies here
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:21 No.30969461
    >>30969438
    Unless it's her thing to have them whether they want it or not.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:22 No.30969475
    >>30969438
    Ah, but that's not what she does. (I assume based off of Vriska, I don't remember the femslash journal.) She just makes the body move.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:22 No.30969480
    >>30969361
    >It's impossible for a woman to rape someone.

    That's already wrong IRL. Besides that, it sure as hell doesn't become less wrong when you give the rapist mind control powers.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:23 No.30969491
    >>30969344
    you're taking that out of context bro.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:23 No.30969494
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    >>30969427
    man faces? you ain't seen nothing yet

    okay in retrospect this picture is a genderbend but i like it
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:23 No.30969501
    >>30969415
    Rape is about sexual desires. Women initiate sex for emotional reasons, not sexual.

    If a man forces someone to have sex with him, that's rape, because he's doing it for sexual reasons. If a woman forces someone to have sex with her, it's not rape, because she's dealing with pure emotion. What Mindfang did was incredibly selfish and cruel, but its not rape.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:23 No.30969505
    >>30969427
    Everyone Kanaya/Rose picture has them
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:23 No.30969511
    >>30969475
    In the journal, she discusses mental and emotional manipulation that is so deep that the victim is aware that they're being used, but they don't know to what degree. It's supposed to seem indiscernible from passionate red leanings.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:23 No.30969513
    are there any ladies here going to the expo

    ladies
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:24 No.30969517
    >>30969456
    Zieg Hail
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:24 No.30969531
    >>30969363

    I'd shake his hand.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:24 No.30969532
    >>30969361
    >It's impossible for a woman to rape someone.
    HAHAHAHAHA oh hahaha
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:24 No.30969533
    >>30969344
    No she isn't,
    she said she goes anonymous from time to time and used that as an example
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:25 No.30969545
    >>30969511
    whelp
    that's fucked up as hell

    >>30969501
    generalizations everywhere
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:25 No.30969546
    >>30969501
    Well, I suppose you tried. Three hats out of five.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:25 No.30969547
    Anyone ever listen to White Hot Odyssey?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:25 No.30969555
    >>30969533
    It was a confirmation and you know it.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:25 No.30969559
    >>30969501
    BOY I SURE DO LOVE STEREOTYPES
    Seriously, pull the stick out of your ass or I'll do it for you
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:26 No.30969578
    >>30969555
    She used it, as, an, example.
    You're probably just basing it off your bad mindset of her.How sad.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:26 No.30969583
    this debate derail was completely against my will

    you might say it roofied the thread and is now raping it in its soundproofed apartment???
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:27 No.30969596
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    >>30969501
    >Women initiate sex for emotional reasons, not sexual.

    yeah nah

    i fuck because it feels good

    >>30969513

    sup, where the mancandy at
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:28 No.30969621
    I'm a man and I get laid because I feel light it's something I ought to do, not because I enjoy it

    I think something went pretty wrong somewhere
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:28 No.30969622
    >>30969501
    >was THIS your card?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:28 No.30969624
    Fuck you guys, stop triggering me.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:28 No.30969625
    >>30969578
    No, I'm pretty sure Halftruth loves Cockanaya and that's why Hussie is going to make it canon.
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)14:29 No.30969628
    >>30969596

    lllllllllllladiiiiiiiiees
    I want to believe so very badly
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:29 No.30969636
    >>30969622
    You got the wrong card bro, try again.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:29 No.30969638
    >>30969475
    The journal states that she particularly enjoys mindcontrolling the slave just to the point where she's left with doubts if she actually consented out of her own will.
    That's more than just making her body move (and more fucked up as well, just imagine the kind of trauma that causes- if the slave actually was the Dolorosa, it left her with a case of Stockholm syndrome so severe that it carried over to her descendent).

    It might have been different when Vriska did mindcontrol Tavros to make out with her (although that case includes other parallels to Mindfang as well, such as letting someone else who has feelings for her watch the whole thing).
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:29 No.30969641
    >>30969596

    right here sugar tits

    just behind the boxers labelled Stud Muffin on the front
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:29 No.30969643
    >>30969625
    Yeah,exact mindset I thought, thanks for confirming what I already knew about you
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:29 No.30969644
    >>30969624
    GO AWAY TUMBLR
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:29 No.30969646
    >>30969559
    >>30969545
    It's not a stereotype if it's true.
    Forced sex by a man and forced sex by a women are just completely different things. One is rape, and the other is more akin to kissing someone who doesn't want you to kiss them.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:30 No.30969658
    >>30969643
    How is her liking Cockanaya bad?

    Are you projecting your hatred of Cockanaya on me?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:30 No.30969662
    >thread derailed by obvious troll
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:30 No.30969663
    >>30969646
    You're in highschool and taking psychology, am I right?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:30 No.30969664
    >>30969628
    well we all know from the surveys that hsg is something like 40% ladies so it isn't really that improbable
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:30 No.30969676
    my dick is sore
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:30 No.30969679
    >>30969646
    if anyone replies to this at all seriously I swear to god
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:30 No.30969682
    >>30969664
    Ladies.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:30 No.30969687
    >>30969658
    No, just how you're accusing someone of something they didn't even do.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:31 No.30969695
    Is there... is there some kind of dating service for Homestuck fans?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:31 No.30969700
    >>30969664
    XLR, Indexer, bg, and Grimlock are the biggest idiots here.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:31 No.30969704
    >>30969687
    How do you know I'm not being absolutely truthful? You don't, you're just accusing me of doing something that I'm not doing.
    >> Duster !4kUgebheng 10/28/11(Fri)14:31 No.30969708
    >>30969501
    But that's wrong you asshole. Rape is about power.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:31 No.30969714
    Wait, I think I started this by mentioning the pirate porn.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:32 No.30969719
    >>30969695
    why would you want that
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:32 No.30969720
    >>30969700
    What about batlord?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:32 No.30969726
    >>30969704
    Because she said she was joking but you're not event taking that into consideration
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:32 No.30969727
    >>30969664
    Practically all our drawfags are ladies.

    I don't know how weve not chased some of them away yet.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:32 No.30969729
    >>30969714
    I dont blame you. Who doesnt love pirate porn?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:32 No.30969736
    >>30969720
    oh yeah,
    him and Requestor.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:33 No.30969738
    >>30969726
    She was joking about saying she was joking.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:33 No.30969745
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    I uh...found something you might like
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:33 No.30969749
    >>30969695
    Just look around for Homestucks and try your luck. I found a cute Karkat cosplayer at my college who is nice, intelligent, and reasonable. She's into yaoi, but I let that slide because she actually talks about theories with me (And her favorite act is the intermission).
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:33 No.30969755
    >>30969738
    Ok, now you're just acting like an asshole man,
    just cut it out, she doesn't even come here anymore, and when she did, it was at 5 AM
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:33 No.30969756
    so the drawfags are mostly female, the writefags are mostly male

    what if we

    what if we tried to pair up tripfags with each other
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:34 No.30969773
    >>30969756
    Like, to produce offspring on Trip Island, or to do projects?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:34 No.30969775
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    >>30969695
    well i met my other half through homosuck by going to a convention

    i didn't actively seek him out as a lover just because he was a homestuck fan, that would be weird, we started off as friends
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:34 No.30969778
    >>30969756
    CALLING ALL TRIPFAGS


    WHAT
    GENDER
    ARE
    YOU
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:34 No.30969781
    i'd love to have sexy times with a girl who cosplayed Jade or Vriska or hell, most of the female characters
    I'd even get my own outfit for that shit, it'd be amazing
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)14:35 No.30969786
    >>30969700
    I've never gotten a superlative attributed to me before.

    It feels nice.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:35 No.30969787
    >>30969714
    I think I made it worse by calling Vriska a rapist.
    Now a Vriska fanboy from /r9k/ is ruining a perfectly good thread that could have been about wonderful things such as shoving glass rods up your dick and breaking them.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:35 No.30969798
    >>30969749
    C-can I have her if you don't want her?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:35 No.30969801
    >>30969773
    Yes. They will inherit their parents skill and we will make a fortune off them.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:36 No.30969811
    >>30969749

    I wish I had known about Homestuck while I was at college, perhaps I could have found somebody who liked it there before I graduated. Nobody else here knows it exists. this is why I'm half tempted to go to these cons now after everybody keeps mentioning them
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:36 No.30969814
    >>30969786
    That's a lie and you know it,
    I should know
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:36 No.30969817
    >>30969756
    Please, these threads are circle-jerky enough already, can we not do this?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:36 No.30969818
    >>30969775
    That pic-where are her nipples? How is she going to shoot acid out of her acid sacks?
    >> ipgd 10/28/11(Fri)14:37 No.30969837
    >>30969756
    that's awfully heteronormative of you

    i only support gay trip ships because male/female relationships are inherently volatile and corrosive and lead to the unavoidable exploitation of women hello my name is tumblr
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)14:37 No.30969840
    >>30969756
    >
    >what if we tried to pair up tripfags with each other
    Lets
    Ship
    Trips
    Can we not, it always ends in tears for someone
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:37 No.30969848
    >>30969818
    jesus I've read a fic of that
    what the fuck fiction writers what the fuck
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:37 No.30969854
    >>30969727
    atomic may not draw the best but i have never seen anyone shake her I dont know what shes made of. she always comes here and discusses homestuck i dont know how we've convinced her to stay around
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:38 No.30969859
    Welcome To My Castle
    Vampire Killer
    >> DANNY ANDERSON !!JtgCKlXPf8P 10/28/11(Fri)14:38 No.30969874
    SUB bitches. your daddy is here.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:38 No.30969877
    >>30969837
    christ ipgd you sometimes sound like you are serious about this stuff
    >> Dashwilliams !.8Ltr5ESfs 10/28/11(Fri)14:38 No.30969878
    >>30969811

    Cons are a lot of fun, but don't just go for Homestuck. At a con in Minnesota earlier this year, there were such attractions as a bat'leth tournament, a panel on posters that gave out free original Star Wars movie posters and lobby cards, a Dalek tea party, a space lounge, and some pretty darn good costumes, and so much more. The Homestuck stuff was cool, but enjoy the other stuff at cons, too.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:39 No.30969886
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    >>30969818
    she is quite obviously wearing a skin-coloured swimsuit for the sake of modesty

    we can't have just any peasant seeing the imperial nips
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)14:39 No.30969890
    >>30969874
    Grant?
    Is that you?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:39 No.30969896
    >>30969854
    I wonder if Guy will come back and finally finish that Ancestor wallpaper once she's done traveling America
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:39 No.30969897
    >>30969646
    Which tumblr did you copy that from, bro.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:39 No.30969904
    >>30969854
    She likes this place, I guess. I don't know why, but I love it here too. And she gets some criticism here and there, she just knows how to take it and won't throw a shitfit.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:39 No.30969915
    >>30969848
    Hey, it's based on what Hussie said. He suggested that troll breasts might produce some liquid useful in battle.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:40 No.30969924
    I'm strangely amused by the responses to Cascade on Newgrounds from people who had no idea what it was.
    >> ipgd 10/28/11(Fri)14:40 No.30969930
    >>30969877
    i am deathly serious

    as deathly serious as my love for dog cocks
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:41 No.30969939
    >>30969924
    >Mfw it only got a daily 5th place
    Fucking plebians
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:41 No.30969940
    >>30969896
    FOR THE LAST TIME


    atomic

    IS

    FEMALE
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:41 No.30969944
    >>30969890
    Too soon, man. Too soon.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:41 No.30969950
    I like dog cocks better when they're fucking Jade, not attached to her
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:41 No.30969963
    What if Rose just needs some good spanking?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:41 No.30969965
    i need your help HSG, how would Sollux answer these questions if he ran a nation?

    1. A country should be judged by how it treats its worst-off citizens.
    2. Corporations do more good for society than harm.
    3. Marijuana should be legal.
    4. The world needs to rediscover its spirituality.
    5. All young people should perform a year's compulsory military service.
    6. Capitalism is on the way out.
    7. Without democracy, a country has nothing.
    8. It's more important to deter criminals than try to rehabilitate them.

    Options are (strongly disagree)(disagree)(agree)(strongly agree)
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:41 No.30969970
    Would you Bec PM?
    >> cheif !FrdEleeels 10/28/11(Fri)14:41 No.30969973
    >>30969924
    It's surprising there still hasn't been a review below 7/10, given complete strangers to homestuck watched it
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:42 No.30969975
    >>30969924
    I hope it brings more people into the fandom. I got into Homestuck when I saw the EOA4 flash on /f/
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:42 No.30969976
    >>30969940
    ...No shit?
    Fairfax is a boy too, if you wanted to see that

    What does that have to do with my post?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:42 No.30969986
    >>30969940
    Who gives a shit, asshole.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:42 No.30969987
    >>30969963
    I think she needs a HOT DICKING
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:42 No.30969993
    >>30969973
    >Average Score: 9.9 / 10
    God damn.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:43 No.30969996
    >>30969965
    fuck iit, we're not doiing thii2 country thiing anymore. you guy2 are a22hole2.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:43 No.30969999
    >>30969970
    I'd her exposed midriff.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:43 No.30970000
    >>30969939
    It only got 5th because everyone just got the Megaupload version, if we counted all the people who did that, it probably would have broken first easily
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:43 No.30970007
    >>30969965
    stop rping as trolls in your highschool world politics class, fuckstick
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)14:43 No.30970008
    >>30969987
    HOT
    AMERICAN
    DICKINGS
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:43 No.30970010
    >>30969986
    Atomic is my perfectly beautiful and flawless waifu and I will not have you slandering her good name
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:43 No.30970016
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    >pairing tripfags

    thank god i stopped namefagging a while ago
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:43 No.30970020
    >>30969965
    >Options are (strongly disagree)(disagree)(agree)(strongly agree)
    FUCK ANY AND EVERYTHING THAT EVER USES THIS QUESTIONING SYSTEM
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:43 No.30970025
    >>30969924
    Haha yeah I'll just go check that ou
    >Here I thought the scratch had something to do with records, turns out it was the cue ball taking out the 8 ball.

    HOLY BALLS
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:44 No.30970028
    >>30969939
    and yet is crashed the site
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:44 No.30970031
    >>30969999
    >>30970000
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:44 No.30970050
    >>30970028
    It wasn't getting views while it was crashed
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:45 No.30970056
    >>30969965
    1. 3
    2. 2
    3. 1 never eat the mind honey
    4. 1
    5. 1
    6. 2
    7. 3
    8. 3
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:45 No.30970058
    >>30970031
    I'm still pissed we didn't get the GET a month ago
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:45 No.30970064
    >>30970016
    >>pairing tripfags
    We aren't doing that, actually.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:45 No.30970065
    you know, in a perverse kind of way... I'd like to hang out with some of the tripfags in real life and see if they're really as bad as they seem here. I wonder if they're just as egotistical offline as they are online.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:45 No.30970066
    >>30969965
    1. (strongly disagree)(strongly agree)
    2. (strongly disagree)(strongly agree)
    3. (strongly disagree)(strongly agree)
    4. (strongly disagree)(strongly agree)
    5. (strongly disagree)(strongly agree)
    6. (strongly disagree)(strongly agree)
    7. (strongly disagree)(strongly agree)
    8. (strongly disagree)(strongly agree)
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:46 No.30970092
    >>30969996
    uh, what? i didnt know there was such a thing going on?

    >>30970007
    when i was in high school we didnt HAVE world politics as an option. probably wouldve been more interesting.

    >>30970020
    i didnt write it, i just wanted to answer the questions
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:46 No.30970093
    >>30970065
    Eri is, I think
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:46 No.30970096
    >>30969965
    2
    2
    2
    2
    2
    2
    2
    2
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:46 No.30970102
    >>30970065
    only a select group of them are assholes
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:47 No.30970109
    >>30970065
    Most of them are just nerds with too much time on their hands. They're probably tolerable, if not cool because they like Homestuck.

    Then again, john madden counts as a tripfag.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:47 No.30970116
    >>30970025
    oh shit

    why did I not get that?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:47 No.30970122
    So.
    The new intermission.
    Will it be a real intermission like Don't Bleed On The Suits, or will it be like that segment after Descend?
    Any guesses on what it'll be about?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:47 No.30970124
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    http://chat.bad-dragon.com/
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:47 No.30970125
    >>30969965
    1. Not sure. He is relatively low-blooded, though.
    2. Are there even corporations on Alternia?
    3. I don't thing marijuana exists in that universe. And sopor slime can't be made illegal, as it's used in the recupricoons.
    4. 'What, and beliieve in the 2ufferer? Fuck that 2hiit!'
    5. Pretty much all the trolls are prepared to be spending the rest of their lives fighting.
    6. Does capitalism even exist in that universe?
    7. They're ruled by an Empress of the highest blood. Democracy isn't even a thing to them.
    8. They'd most likely just kill them outright.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:47 No.30970126
    >>30970056
    haha, mind honey. funny!

    >>30970066
    oh you.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:47 No.30970127
    >>30970065
    which ones
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:48 No.30970149
    >>30970065
    I'd love to hang out with the tripfags, they make me feel better about my life
    Except XLR because fuck that guy
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)14:49 No.30970168
    >>30970149
    i love you anon
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:49 No.30970171
    >>30970127
    All the ones that no one can remember off the top of their heads. They're the only ones that haven't made an ass out of themselves enough to be remembered.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:49 No.30970173
    >>30970065

    I'd like to meet Queef and Indexer in person and see if they're really as dirty as they seem on HSG.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:50 No.30970184
    >>30970125
    well they boonbucks right?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:50 No.30970201
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    everyone wants to hang out with queefmaster y/n
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:50 No.30970207
    >>30970201
    Y
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:50 No.30970208
    I want Oreos.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:50 No.30970209
    wwhich newgrounds flash has
    the most amazin animation
    the best style
    the most awwesome musical score
    and the nicest ass
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:50 No.30970210
    >>30970184
    But boonbucks are an in-game currency that haven't really had much use other than the 413 bit.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:51 No.30970224
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    john madden, Indexer, bg, grimlock, Captain Eridan, capsep, Requestor, Shig, XLR, Dreamcaster, Sollux, Squizgog, Hearts Boxcars, Patel, and macrofag are the absolute worst tripfags.

    Right.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:51 No.30970227
    >>30970201
    No idea who he is. Give me some examples of his greatness or dickery.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:51 No.30970233
    >>30970209
    eridan
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:52 No.30970249
    >>30970224
    >2ollux
    >Bad
    Ohshitsquiddlewhatareyoudoing
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:52 No.30970250
    >>30970210
    You can use them to buy food and fraymotifs I think
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:52 No.30970252
    remember when fairfax dumped that furry porn comic that had equius in it.

    Yeah, fuck him.
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)14:52 No.30970254
    >>30970227
    Spearheaded yellow vriska
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:52 No.30970261
    >>30970227
    >no idea who queefmaster is

    you poor thing
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:52 No.30970269
    >>30970227
    >his
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:52 No.30970271
    >>30970249
    he was caught of samefagging
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:53 No.30970275
    >>30970224
    You forgot Feferi.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:53 No.30970276
    Respect the Navigator
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:53 No.30970287
    >>30970275
    yep, that bitch too
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)14:53 No.30970289
    >>30970249
    Didn't he beg for money here because he was stuck in Hawaii, then got caught samefagging?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:53 No.30970293
    >>30970249
    >implying that circlejerking faggot is good

    Fuck off
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:53 No.30970299
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    so hsg, why havent you found a dead homocidal alien to cuddle you and love you forever yet?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:53 No.30970300
    >>30970271
    What?

    IMO samefagging isn't an auto-shun anyway, only if it's something serious or constant
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:54 No.30970307
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    The troll's WV got executed by the Black King and the trolls didn't give a single shit because they have no idea what democracy is.

    RIP SGRUB WV
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:54 No.30970308
    >>30970300
    see
    >>30970289
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:54 No.30970309
    >>30970269

    >her
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:54 No.30970311
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    >>30970299

    Oh but I have.
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)14:54 No.30970312
    >>30970299
    Because my neck gets tired sometimes looking at the skies so long.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:54 No.30970315
    I just noticed that Liv Tyler was standing on Dave's god-tier bed when he died. Is this going to be some The Fly shit where he's half coolkid, half plushbunny?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:55 No.30970324
    >>30970299
    because I'm too busy snugglefucking Jade
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:55 No.30970335
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    >>30970324
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:55 No.30970339
    >>30970307
    >The troll's WV
    The trolls didn't have their own set of exiles, though, as the exiles were on earth many years in the future.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:56 No.30970343
    >>30970315
    I think maybe she was just painfully ripped apart molecule by molecule forever by the force of one hundred trillion suns.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:56 No.30970348
    >yfw John is probably getting more tail than you, and he's an autistic 13 year old.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:56 No.30970349
    >>30970311
    Bitch he's mine

    You can have the celery
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)14:56 No.30970355
    >>30970315
    It would be funny if he just had a cotton tail, and no one told him but just laughed behind his back.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:56 No.30970360
    >>30970227

    http://pastebin.com/XHF4zmHT

    for starters
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:56 No.30970371
    >>30970335
    what if jade calls it duttlefucking
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:57 No.30970373
    >>30968176
    I've been trying to remember this one for ages.
    You're a cool person.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:57 No.30970374
    >>30970339
    The trolls did indeed have their own set of exiles.

    It's just, different people got exiled (Midnight Crew, Black Queen).
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:57 No.30970380
    >>30970339
    >The trolls didn't have their own set of exiles, though
    Are you blind or something, or did you just skip large parts of the story
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:57 No.30970382
    >>30970349

    I will fight you for this.

    The 5th Doctor is my beautiful strong husbando and you will have none of him. You can have 10 or 11.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:57 No.30970393
    >>30970382
    Fuck 11, I'll take 10 all day every day.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:58 No.30970403
    >>30970382
    >>30970393
    >>>/tumblr/
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:58 No.30970404
    >>30970393

    My niggah.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:58 No.30970408
    >>30970360
    >'Oh no,' thought Equius as he cradled the limp, dangling lifeless corpse of his furry friend in his sweaty palms, 'It happened at last. I killed a woman with my penis.' And as he stood there, wailing deep into the night, he knew things would never be the same again, that he had crossed the threshold of acceptability, that he would now forever be reviled and despised, an outcast for the rest of his days.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:59 No.30970428
    >>30970403
    >Doctor Who
    >Tumblr
    Are you the same person from yesterday who thought Harry Potter was tumblr, too?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)14:59 No.30970438
    >>30970403
    That place is terrible. I'd much rather talk about DW here, because /tv/ is also a shithole.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:00 No.30970452
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    >not having the 3rd doctor as your husbando

    casuals detected
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:00 No.30970454
    >>30970360
    >By: unsortedIndex
    who?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:00 No.30970460
    Doctor Who is shit
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:00 No.30970464
    >>30970371
    im 0kay with this
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:00 No.30970468
    >>30970460
    You're shit
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:00 No.30970471
    >>30970360

    this is the first thing I've actually grinned at in days, cheers anon
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:01 No.30970477
    >>30970408
    this is great

    simply the best there is
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:01 No.30970480
    >>30970460
    Probably, but I still won't shut up about it.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:01 No.30970484
    tumblr is underground and hip and not for retards
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:02 No.30970513
    >>30970480
    Then go make a seperate thread about it and don't talk about your shitty third rate british show here
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:02 No.30970514
    >>30970360
    >You know,' John sighed as his tired, puckered asshole bounced miserably up and down on Karkat's sore-ridden penis, 'when you think about it Karkat... what's the point of it all?'

    This man is a gentlemen and a scholar.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:02 No.30970524
    http://pastebin.com/u/ColonelButtStupid
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:02 No.30970525
    >>30970454

    Indexer, he collects and archives stuff.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:02 No.30970526
    Rose attempts to leave a message for John telling him that she loves him.
    She is interrupted.
    Goes God Tier

    Vriska attempts to leave a message for John telling him that she loves him.
    Succeeds.
    Is killed.

    Karkat attempts to leave a message for Jade telling her that he loves her.
    Is interrupted.
    God Tier?

    Kanaya will attempt to tell Rose that she loves her.
    Interrupted? God Tier?
    Succeeds? Killed by Gamzee?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:03 No.30970531
    >>30970514
    >Man
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:04 No.30970561
    >>30970526
    If Kanaya gets killed I will seriously throw a pizza party and all of HSG is invited.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:04 No.30970563
    >>30970531

    are you seriously telling me queef is a woman
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:04 No.30970568
    >>30970531

    I think I'm just going to start assuming everyone who uses the internet is a woman from now on.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:05 No.30970569
    >>30970563
    No shit, sherlock

    Waifuanon is too, and I have pictures to prove it
    >> Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs 10/28/11(Fri)15:05 No.30970571
    Speaking of queef, where the hell did he go?
    Also
    >>queefmaster !e.qQ4/b9Y6 Fri May 6 20:09:48 2011 No.25705597
    >>25705347
    >I imagine Vriska more to furiously schlick away at a computer out of pure boredom and a lack of anything else better to do
    >she's already done it twice today and even though she feels horny in a kind of listless way, she can't really get off to any of the porn she usually views. they've lost their appeal and their novelty, but she has nothing else to do so she keeps going
    >eventually, after what seems like ages, she climaxes, thighs shuddering, her hand involuntarily jerking between her legs; she lets out a small exhalation of pleasure and satisfaction, but the actual pleasure gained was virtually nothing, at least, nothing that merited spending the entire evening looking at porn
    >and so she stares at her fingers, all covered with tangy, sharp-smelling blue juice, with a sense of irritableness, mixed with shame, disgust maybe, and an anger with herself that this is the best she can do on a friday evening, instead of going out and partying with her friends.
    >she sighs, and walks over to the shower, blue streaks running down her legs, and she tries to forget the tedium of the day
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:05 No.30970574
    >>30970299
    >Homocidal
    I like that
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:05 No.30970578
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    >>30970056
    looks like sollux's nation is an "iinoffen2iive centralii2t democracy"

    or maybe he just cant make up his mind between red and blue again, i dunno
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:05 No.30970579
    >>30970514

    Okay wait, I missed this one. link?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:05 No.30970581
    >>30970526
    how do you know what they wanted to say
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:05 No.30970586
    >>30970561

    I like pepperoni with extra sauce, preferably from Davanni's or Domino's.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:06 No.30970611
    >>30970579
    It's in the quoted link?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:07 No.30970637
    >>30970571

    disappeared into the queefy ether
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:08 No.30970668
    >>30970581

    Well, just seems to make sense to me. We have three characters all on the edge of what they think will be their death, and with their last breath they want to leave a final message. In Vriska's case, we know what she wanted to say. With Karkat and Rose, it's mostly an educated guess. We at least know who it was to, and it is somewhat of a trope/cliche/literary-device/whatever-you-want-to-call-it for the final words that you choose to send to one person are usually romantic based, and to your romantic interest.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:09 No.30970679
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    halftruth as a deadite
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:09 No.30970680
    >>30970611

    oh wait, yeah. cheers
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:10 No.30970700
    do terezi and equius ever bond over dildo talk and stretching tips
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:10 No.30970711
    >>30970571

    I have masturbated to this extract on at least three occasions. I regret nothing.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:11 No.30970720
    >>30970360
    >As Karkat pulled out he looked at John's brutalised ass, which now resembled some kind of ferocious semen volcano pumping out gallons of magma jizz, and he handed him a towel.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:11 No.30970721
    >>30970578
    >gambling and cheese exports
    i hope thats two separate things
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:12 No.30970750
    >>30970668
    oh god you are serious about this aren't you
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:13 No.30970770
    >>30970720

    >Vriska and Terezi counting the day's takings on their rickety table underneath a flickering buzzing light bulb that fills the room with a slightly grimy, dirty orange light while the rain beats down hard and relentlessly outside
    >Teresi teasing Vriska over the fact that she's earnt nearly twice as much as her that night, guess there's just more about her that the punters like
    >Vriska says that's not fair, she's still feeling pretty peaky after the backdoor abortion she had to get last week
    >Terezi says it was her fault for having no standards and agreeing to screw guys without protection for more money
    >the two almost come to blows when suddenly there's a banging on the door and a pitiful cry for help from outside
    >Vriska goes downstairs, opens the door to see a cold, wet, shivering Nepeta huddling in the doorway outside, asking if she can hide from some men who are pursuing her
    >Vriska's not so sure but Terezi says it's fine and takes her inside, gets her a blanket and some hot food and asks her what happened to her

    I'm sad nothing ever came of Hooker Adventure Stuck
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:14 No.30970796
    http://www.rsmw.net/homestuck/

    >you will never be able to play a homestuck video game ;_;
    >> slfz 10/28/11(Fri)15:14 No.30970799
    Sup HSG, what shenanigans are you up to today?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:15 No.30970806
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ00laVt62c#t=0m35s

    D4V3 1S TH1S YOU?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:15 No.30970808
    Alright I have a question, if The Doctor was 900 years old when he was the 9th one, how old was he when he was the first?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:15 No.30970809
    >>30970799
    fuck off fairfaggot
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:15 No.30970811
    >>30970679
    So is Hussie Ash?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:15 No.30970814
    >>30970770
    i want to see eridan as a strung out crack whore prostituting himself as a "shemale" hooker
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:16 No.30970824
    >>30970808
    Shut up
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:17 No.30970836
    >>30970799

    pleasant reminiscences, hooking up with cosplayers at cons, jade's canine gonads and all that jazz
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:17 No.30970851
    >>30970808
    we don't know because he's been lying about his age all over the series
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:18 No.30970863
    http://johnlaughingalonewithnicolascage.tumblr.com/post/11611745784/this-man-is-my-hero

    Gentlemen, this is your god
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:18 No.30970866
    >>30970808
    He's at least 900 years old, but he keeps telling us differently, so we're not really all that sure.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:19 No.30970878
    >>30970808
    what doctor?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:20 No.30970894
    >>30970863
    Hussie is so cool
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:20 No.30970895
    >>30970679
    i can really see the appeal

    hussie is a lucky man
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:20 No.30970899
    >>30970878
    >>Doctor Who?
    FTFY
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:21 No.30970910
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    Would you do brown Terezi, HSG?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:21 No.30970914
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    Troll Fans. It's not too late to jump over and become Kid Fans.

    Just letting you know.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:21 No.30970916
    >>30970863
    Am I the only one who gets irritated by people having a tumblr Matesprit/Kismesis etc.?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:22 No.30970926
    >>30970863
    Is that even Hussie, I cannot tell.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:23 No.30970945
    >>30970916
    No. I think it's stupid.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:23 No.30970951
    Will anyone have the r-kids as their favorite characters?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:23 No.30970953
    >>30970914
    >Not being fans of all the characters

    >>30970926
    It's from some time in PS, so it's a few years old
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:23 No.30970960
    >>30970926
    It is
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:24 No.30970976
    >>30970926

    Yes, it is.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:24 No.30970980
    >>30970916
    No. I despise when people label real life relationships with quadrants.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:24 No.30970984
    >>30970796
    >WebGL couldn't be initialized.
    Fuck. What even does this animation do? You say it's a game, but I don't see anything game-like in the screenshots.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:24 No.30970991
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    >>30970910
    i will never get over how this fanadventure ripped off my heart

    first guardian equius

    what the FUCK
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:25 No.30970999
    >>30970984
    It's just an intro screen for Homestuck.

    When you click it it loads the first page.
    It's pretty cool though.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:25 No.30971002
    >>30970984
    It's just a fake opening menu for a Homestuck video game. If you click "Start" it takes you to the first page of Homestuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:25 No.30971009
    >>30970984
    An intro for a hypothetical game.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:25 No.30971012
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    >>30970916
    yeah it is quite silly

    but whatever, i'm not going to dictate how other people carry out their relationships
    >> huge8itch !!3GpOluwtILJ 10/28/11(Fri)15:26 No.30971036
    What if Vriska and John were just talking one night over Pesterchum, when Vriska links him to a really hardcore S&M porn vid.
    >what the hell did you send me, vriska????????
    >Uh, I'm on Terezi's computer at the moment, I must have not copied the link properly...
    and it turned out Vriska had been schlicking to John and porn at the same time, imagining her little alien boyfriend tying her up and whipping her, teasing her, hitting her, pinching, licking and biting her until she was blue all over....
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:27 No.30971065
    >>30971036
    In that case she would probably fill some buckets. Alone.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:28 No.30971078
    I had a dream last night.
    I saw a commercial for a Hivebent animated cartoon on television.
    But the catch was that all of the characters were voiced by Octopimp and drawn in a somewhat Scott Pilgrim-like style.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:28 No.30971091
    >>30971078
    Kill me
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:29 No.30971098
    >>30971078
    Sounds like it'd be a hit with the Hot Topic crowd.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:29 No.30971112
    >>30971078
    You mean the catch isn't the fact that they'd be making that shit over a Problem Sleuth or Midnight Crew cartoon?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:29 No.30971114
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    >>30971078
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:29 No.30971115
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    >>30971036
    >john domming vriska
    >not the other way around
    >vriska being submissive to anyone
    >> huge8itch !!3GpOluwtILJ 10/28/11(Fri)15:29 No.30971116
    >>30971065
    Just like always.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:30 No.30971134
    >>30971115
    Holy shit dude, how did you open up a time portal, you should be back at least a year
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)15:30 No.30971139
    >>30971078
    That's not a dream.
    That's a nightmare.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:30 No.30971148
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    >>30970991
    Yeah, it's retarded.
    Still, it's a good read.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:30 No.30971152
    Vriska is a power bottom. Look at what she wanted out of Tavros.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:30 No.30971155
    >>30971078
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    HHHHHHHHHH
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:30 No.30971161
    >>30971036
    this is hot...
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:31 No.30971169
    >>30971139
    Yeah, even in-dream I was like "what the fuck is this shit!?"
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:31 No.30971170
    hey ladies of HSG

    what noise if any do you make when you masturbate, or when you orgasm
    >> huge8itch !!3GpOluwtILJ 10/28/11(Fri)15:31 No.30971174
    >>30971115
    >sub!Vriska isn't your headcannon
    >2011
    I seriously hope etc
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)15:32 No.30971199
    >>30971036
    >john
    >on top
    That does not compute.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:32 No.30971217
    >>30971170
    I'm usually quiet, but when it gets really good I start huffing and whining a little.
    >> huge8itch !!3GpOluwtILJ 10/28/11(Fri)15:33 No.30971228
    >>30971199
    But he wasn't, she was just fantasising about it
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:33 No.30971232
    EB: ok, i did it.
    TG: hammerkind?
    EB: yeah.
    TG: ok that will be the permanent allocation for your specibus
    TG: i guess i should have mentioned that
    EB: uh...
    TG: hope you like hammers dude!
    EB: yeah, that's fine i guess. i can't imagine it's going to be all that relevant.

    Oh john
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:33 No.30971243
    >>30971098
    Just imagine.
    the merchandising
    and the fanfics all over quizilla
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:34 No.30971260
    >>30971232
    The hammer is his penis.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:34 No.30971265
    >>30971148
    it's so retarded it's ruined the entire story for me. I can't read something that stupidly shits all over the first guardian concept for no fucking reason like this
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:35 No.30971270
    >>30971199
    >you simply cannot hope to beat egbert in a submissiveness contest, he is simply the best there is
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:36 No.30971302
    >>30971260
    captain hammer pls go
    >> huge8itch !!3GpOluwtILJ 10/28/11(Fri)15:36 No.30971307
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    >>30971260
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:36 No.30971309
    >>30971243
    I wonder if those fans would take the time to find out about Hussie's older works. Imagine their reaction to Humanimals if they do.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:37 No.30971327
    >>30971265
    I sort of doubt "Equius is a first guardian" is what is actually happening.
    Because that would be too retarded.
    >> Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs 10/28/11(Fri)15:37 No.30971339
    >>30971265
    Still, i like the idea behind suitquius. Not the first guardian bit, but GOD DAMN
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:38 No.30971356
    >>30971339
    Oh yes, the suit is nice. Quite nice indeed.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:38 No.30971363
    So, I checked every panel of the flashbacks in the fourth wall during Cascade.

    It does, indeed, skip panels with Dave or the Trolls. As well as panels with Andrew.

    It has every other panel that would be between the first and last shown the three times the flashback is used.

    Why does it skip Andrew, the trolls, and Dave? The first two I understand, but why Dave?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:39 No.30971374
    >>30971363
    time shenanigans
    >> huge8itch !!3GpOluwtILJ 10/28/11(Fri)15:39 No.30971381
    >>30971363
    it skips rose too doesn't it?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:39 No.30971384
    >>30971327
    I was in denial.

    But no. White text. Green Sun powers, 'You Cannot control me blah blah blah'

    He's a first guardian. Unless there's this incredible explanation that makes it alright later on in the story, which not one of the readers has brought out in an attempt to defend it.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:39 No.30971401
    >>30971363

    The Reset session is a three-player game of Sburb in which Dave does not participate.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:40 No.30971406
    >>30971339
    He does rock a suit pretty well.
    Still, there's just something about Eq that rubs me in the right and wrong direction simultaneously...

    Oh, I think it's the love for horsecock.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:40 No.30971413
    >>30971363
    because there's only room for ONE servant to the god of time
    >aradia kills dave
    >dave is WK
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:41 No.30971431
    >>30971363
    Dave died, the god that emerged from The Sun was actually Liv Tyler.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:41 No.30971436
    >>30971381

    No, it does not. It shows the scenes with Bec Noir killing Mom and Dad. It shows Rose going Grimdark. It has John and Jade shenanigans. But it skips any reference to the trolls (with the sans exception of John answering Vriska in which the Light symbol was present) as well as any reference to Dave or Andrew.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:41 No.30971453
    >>30971384
    >Green Sun Powers
    I am hoping very much that there's something that makes this not retarded. Maybe human tech since apparently everything runs on the green lightning in the future.

    Or hell, maybe he just had contact with the actual first guardian and is totally biting his style.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:41 No.30971460
    >>30971413
    >Shitty plot device kills one of the best characters
    That would be terrible.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:42 No.30971469
    http://spiddrelli.net/vriska
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:42 No.30971478
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    what fanadventure is everyone talking about?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:42 No.30971487
    I can hear my girlfriend noisily schlicking to what sounds like some kind of S&M video in the next room. This is not how friday night usually goes.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:43 No.30971511
    >>30971460
    >>30971413
    >posts ends in 413 so it must be true
    i seriously fucking hope not
    aradia can fuck off, dave is the best homestuck character
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:43 No.30971519
    >>30971487
    beta as fuck
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:44 No.30971522
    >>30971511

    Dave will kill Aradia.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:44 No.30971525
    >>30971460
    No it's Aradia killing Dave not Dave killing Aradia
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:44 No.30971526
    >>30971522
    I can get behind that.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:45 No.30971538
    It's over, the trolls are finished.
    >> huge8itch !!3GpOluwtILJ 10/28/11(Fri)15:45 No.30971540
    >>30971436
    Could it be that Dave is a "blind spot" of paradox space like Equius? I know Jade could find him with the goggles, but what if man...
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:45 No.30971542
    >>30971525
    >Aradia
    >One of the best characters
    Are you shitting me? You have the worst taste I have ever seen, you might as well kill yourself.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:45 No.30971553
    Why can't it be Dave making sweet, sweet time love to Aradia?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:45 No.30971555
    >>30971487
    john pls go
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:45 No.30971557
    >>30971519
    >>beta as fuck

    not all couples are attached at the crotch forever.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:46 No.30971574
    >>30971526

    None of the trolls stay God Tier. Only God Tier characters are kids + r-kids.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:47 No.30971589
    99% of "OTP"s in the fandom are just (the character they'd most like to be) with (the character they'd most like to fuck)

    prove me wrong, i dare you
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:47 No.30971590
    >>30971487
    record it for us
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:47 No.30971598
    >>30971574

    Lord English' coat has eight colors. Four of them are the colors of the God of Breath, Light, Time, and Space.

    Only four other God Tiers left.
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)15:47 No.30971601
    >>30971487
    I got a feelin'
    that tonight's gonna be a good night
    that tonight's gonna be a good night
    that tonight's gonna be a good, good night
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:47 No.30971603
    >>30971589
    that's all of shipping
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:48 No.30971617
    >>30971589

    What if I most want to be like the combination of my OTP? That both characters describe, in part, the person I am?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:48 No.30971625
    >>30971589
    I......
    hmm.
    You may just have a point there.
    >> huge8itch !!3GpOluwtILJ 10/28/11(Fri)15:48 No.30971626
    >>30971557
    Somehow this makes me want to write some kind of Kanaya Nepeta fic
    I feel it would turn out worse than the Queefmaster Davesprite Hope fic from earlier.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:49 No.30971629
    >>30971617
    Then you masturbate too much.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:49 No.30971632
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    >>30971542
    Get over yourself faggot, I like Dave more but I think you're being a little shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:49 No.30971635
    >>30971590

    That'd be a bit too far, but I'm certainly tempted to just walk in whistling nonchalantly, look around for something and then walk straight back out again like I didn't notice anything.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:49 No.30971637
    The images on the Fourth Wall represented the Scratch undoing the universe. Erasing it so a new, better one could be built instead of it.

    Now, if something is not erased in this process, some remnants of it should carry over into the new universe.

    Which is not an unprecedented occurrence.
    >> Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs 10/28/11(Fri)15:49 No.30971641
    >>30971478
    Don't Name It
    http://mspfanventures.com/?s=432
    Warning: Contains Suitquius
    POWERTHRIST
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:49 No.30971642
    >>30971598

    I will be pissed beyond belief if any of this fanfiction happens. What the hell would be the point of the trolls then?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:49 No.30971650
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    >>30971589
    why would i try and prove you wrong, it's mostly true
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:49 No.30971651
    >>30971589
    Isn't that kinda how all romantic subplots work? If the viewers can't relate to the situation they don't care.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:49 No.30971653
    >>30971632
    Name one thing Aradia has done that hasn't advanced the plot.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:49 No.30971658
    >>30971635
    do it
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:50 No.30971678
    >>30971626

    >I feel it would turn out worse than the Queefmaster Davesprite Hope fic from earlier.

    I don't think the world would be ready for something like that dude
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:50 No.30971684
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    >>30971574
    Let me get this straight

    People hate the trolls because they came in late and dragged the story down

    Yet these same faggots are cumming themselves over the reset kids who are going to do the exact same fucking thing?

    I don't think I understand.
    >> Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs 10/28/11(Fri)15:51 No.30971719
    >>30971678
    Pfffttt
    then they better put on they're 3d glasses
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:51 No.30971721
    >mfw I like both Aradia and Dave equally.
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)15:52 No.30971733
    >>30971684
    I think they're banking on the Guardian swap, in which case, they will not have come in late.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:52 No.30971734
    >>30971589
    No, it's just the ones I get off to
    >> ipgd 10/28/11(Fri)15:52 No.30971744
    >>30971678
    i am ready for it

    i want it

    i need it
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:52 No.30971745
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    >>30971589
    yeah, pretty much! am i supposed to be ashamed of that or something?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:53 No.30971758
    when does a work stop merely having characters and situations which you can relate to, and turns into a wish fulfilment fantasy?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:53 No.30971760
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    >>30971650
    0_0
    More?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:53 No.30971764
    >>30971684
    they desperate to seperate themselves from the act 5 reading troll fangirls. so desperate, in fact, that they'll invent twists and new canons no matter how retarded they sound.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:53 No.30971771
    >>30971745
    ...Alright, now are you Sollux or Vriska in this picture?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:54 No.30971787
    >>30971719

    oh Indexer, you try and match up to him so much, it's adorable
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:54 No.30971788
    So, is nonsprite Jade dead for good?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:54 No.30971790
    Why are kid fans such obnoxious fuckers?
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)15:54 No.30971792
    >>30971771
    does it really matter?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:54 No.30971793
    >>30971745
    so just get a waifu, no need to beat around the bush
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:54 No.30971796
    >>30971758
    It's former when I do it and latter when other people do it.
    >> Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs 10/28/11(Fri)15:54 No.30971805
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    >>30971771
    I don't think it really matters
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:55 No.30971814
    >>30971790
    They've only become really obnoxious since the EOA. I think it's just buttmad exile fans lashing out/trolling.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:55 No.30971815
    >>30971805
    Which one are you?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:55 No.30971817
    >>30971684

    This is because you misunderstand the objection people have to the trolls. You misread it as a dislike of characters coming in late. Instead, it is a dislike of the trolls themselves. That they came in in the middle of the story only furthered their putrification.

    The way in which trolls 'ruined' homestuck was that they were primarily foils to the kids. But what aspect they did bring in giving further characterization to the kids was greatly outweighed by the focus they recieved in the story. Act Five, which called the 'Jack Noir kills everyone' act could also just as easily been seen as the "Vriska Serket" show.

    The hope with the r-kids is that kid versions of the kids' guardians will give further insight into the kids. What is likable about them isn't the shenanigans the r-kids might get into. What is likable is the idea of John, Rose, Dave, and Jade connecting with their guardians in a new way and growing as characters.

    The r-kids bring focus to the kids. The trolls did not.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:55 No.30971818
    >>30971771
    doe2 iit reeeeeeeeally m8tter?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:55 No.30971825
    >>30971818
    Yes, it fucking does.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:56 No.30971839
    >>30971788
    yeah
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:56 No.30971841
    >>30971818
    yeah he wants to fuck you
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:57 No.30971855
    Is nondream John dead for good?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:57 No.30971856
    >>30971760
    http://femstuck.tumblr.com/tagged/kanaya_x_terezi
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:58 No.30971874
    >>30971817
    I have a feeling this won't happen at all.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:58 No.30971879
    >>30971792
    >>30971805
    >>30971818
    Does anything matter, HSG
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:58 No.30971881
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    sollux and vriska's kids would have some pretty funky eyes
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:58 No.30971889
    >>30971879
    Just fucking tell me.
    >> XLR: EU !XLRyUTkUpA 10/28/11(Fri)15:59 No.30971908
    >>30971889
    My guess is that his reluctance to tell you means that he is the Vriska.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)15:59 No.30971914
    >>30971856
    oh man... OH MAN. I will never thank you enough.
    >> Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs 10/28/11(Fri)16:00 No.30971921
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    >>30971815
    I don't have an OTP
    Hell, if i had one it would continously shift in one of the myriad possible combinations of ships, including minor characters or bloodswaps.
    For example, Red Nepeta and Brown Terezi in derpbent? Anything goes. I like images, stories and reduxes. I like analyzing everything in the very minuscle details and their place in the big picture.
    TL;DR -> Argument invalid, my post is dicks.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:01 No.30971955
    please pray for these cats
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:02 No.30971968
    >>30971955
    No.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:02 No.30971977
    >derpbent will never update
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:03 No.30971985
    >>30971914
    oh yeah and https://picasaweb.google.com/109886766555813626928/KanayaTerezi?authkey=Gv1sRgCIPM2b3i9ZGvHg i guess
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:03 No.30971987
    need new thord
    >> Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs 10/28/11(Fri)16:03 No.30971996
    >>30971977
    It would be better not to remark it.
    I said so of RDV and it did update. And it was shit. Jesus Penis.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:04 No.30972028
    In case anyone was wondering; here are the periods shown during the flashbacks in the fourth wall in Cascade.

    1st: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005593 to http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005120 (backwards as it is shown in reverse)
    2: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002759 to http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002660
    3: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002126 to http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901

    I know that other person said that it skipped Dave/Troll/Andrew/Exile panels, but I don't know if anything like that is between those periods.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:05 No.30972044
    Did anyone else read Bloodlocked, that other bloodswap adventure that was running at about the same time?
    I liked it a lot more, but unfortunately the author had a shitload of feelings and problems and ragequit. I'm pretty sure the last straw was she couldn't stand that Don't Name It was so much more popular than her thing.
    >> Indexer !t1.kaRtHUs 10/28/11(Fri)16:07 No.30972080
    >>30972044
    >hurrrrrr the other fanadventure is more popular better off myself
    How retarded
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:08 No.30972089
    >>30972044
    >Bloodlocked
    I meant Castelocked. It had a different title at first but I'm pretty sure it wasn't the one I posted.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:08 No.30972097
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    >>30971589
    I get massive lady boners from cuteness
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:08 No.30972102
    >>30972044
    I found a bloodlocked adventure but it's about babby vriska, apparently?

    Updated yesterday. Not very well drawn either.

    Got any links, I loooooooooooooooove drama.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:12 No.30972174
    >>30972102
    Yeah sorry about the title mixup.
    It's here:
    http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?41238-CASTELOCKED
    the author isn't much for conventional art, but seems pretty adept at spriting. Actually seemed to put a lot of thought into the story as well. Only problem is she's all kinds of insecure and kind of moody as well.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:13 No.30972187
    New thread
    >>30972177
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:13 No.30972193
    >>30972028

    The first one seems to have everything.
    The second one skips a few things with Rose and everything with Dave or Exiles.
    The third one skips everything with trolls, Andrew, or Dave.
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:16 No.30972271
    >>30972174
    Actually here's a better link: http://mspfanventures.com/?s=403&p=1 and apparently it's being continued on tumblr?
    http://castelocked.tumblr.com/

    It's the best bloodswap I've ever read, but I fully recognize that that's not really saying much at all, is it?
    >> Anonymous 10/28/11(Fri)16:17 No.30972307
    So, what are ya'll's thoughts on BtSDLb?



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