>>30569045
marriage laws equal property rights?

>>30569045
I... I don't even...

Wow, he must be butthurt all the time.

Well, if we follow Asay's implied point here - that queers are awful, and shouldn't raise kids - neither should, as mustache dad is in both pictures and is thus either bisexual, or in the closet.

>>30569086
>>30569045
Eh, seen these before. Guess I don't have much to worr--

>>30569127
I LOST

>>30569045
>One status quo is totally equivilant to another!

Hahaha, this one's from back in February, 2010!

Suck it, DADT, gay soldiers are dancing all over your grave! To Vengaboys!

>>30569091
right,because it's my marriage

>>30569127
I don't fucking get this one. If anything, it looks like the gay couple is more attentive since the gay guy is looking at the child in his arms, and the woman in the other one seems to be kinda zoning out.

>>30569045
Being against gay marriage is one thing.
But this guy is worse than the onion's Kelly.

>>30569187
I don't think this guy understands how the "tell" part works

>Kill the bad guys
>Help the good guys

What are the odds that this was actually the original literal outline of how to handle the Afghanistan and Iraq wars?

>>30569187
I'd go with the guy on the right, he fucking lays it out unlike the guy on the left who's just some pussy bootlick.

>>30569086
>>30569127
I don't get these two at all.

All this needs is a crying statue of liberty.

So breaking and entering is the same as Gay Marriage.

The lesson here is that Homos are trying to break into our homes to gay it up.

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is terrorism.

>>30569353
Straight appeal to prejudices.

"zomg that's TWO DUDES with kids! That's so fucked up!"

He's not really helping.

>>30569363
>THOSE FUCKERS
>OUR SHIT

>>30569127
If I was mister bisexual mustache I'd marry the one on the right since he's the one who seems to be caring for the kid rather than posing like a stepford wife.

>>30569386
Seriously? Couldn't he have made the two gay guys look like stereotypical faggots? The number one rule is to always make the personification of what you're against into some kind of un-relatable monster.

>>30569376
If the gays marry then that gives them the legal right to keep breaking and entering into my dreams and fucking each other!

Tell them to stop doing that!

This... I don't even.

>>30569127
The Gay dudes look like good parents while the mom there looks like she gets drunk all day and tries to reenact Desperate Housewives.

Also I wonder what other crimes we can equate with social issues.

Racism and Money Laundering

Environmentalism and Public Urination

Abortion and tax fraud

These kind of ones Asay puts out always pisses me off, because it reminds me so many people don't actually pay any attention to the multitudes of Islamic communities who denounce terrorism and work against terrorism, work for women's and gay rights, etc, etc.

>>30569127
The problem with his attempts at propaganda is that the kids look the same in both pictures.
You're not going to convince the THINK OF THE CHILDREN soccer mom crowd that way.

You need to be like those guys who act like confusing children will make their heads explode.

>>30569622
Forgot my pic.

>>30569622
... why would they? They don't have any actual influence, they are a small and impotent minority.

>>30569656
what the fuck? But he hates all that shit

>mfw this thread

Not even fucking trying. Just went 'fuck it' and shipped it to the syndicate.

>>30569363
This one is kinda true though.
Obama is the worst president ever, even worse than bush.
He even started a new war in africa, today.
See it go unnoticed by major media.

>>30569764
>My knowledge of history goes back only 3 years.

And more pre-DADT repeal comics.

Everybody who acts like every gay ever is going to personally hit on them and try to fuck their butt is hilariously self-centered and paranoid.

Odds are, you're probably really not all that attractive.

>>30569722
Ryan, the handsome white hero, is visibly confused by his own nonsensical graphs while Obama, the ugly evil black man, is a political cartoonist.

I really do believe Mr. Asay has some personal issues to sort out.

>>30569831
>implying it isn't more likely that the straight guy would be feeling up the woman

>>30569831
I like how the female marine is wearing a skirt

Welp.

I think this guy got raped by a guy or something so much queer-hate, I'm amused.

>>30569764 new war in africa

Holy hell you are retarded. Committing troops to providing backup for a country being terrorized by the LRA is not the same as a war.

>>30569831
>implying the military doesn't have a problem with male-on-female rape...

>>30569913
So the religious right is going to rape our women, steal our homes, and march us to our deaths.

Good to know.

>green energy
>fatcats
>being able to stop the oil and traditional energy industries in any meaningful way

Pfffffffffft ahahahahahaha

>>30569913
...so is the religious right going to slaughter us and take our land?

>>30569045

That is so fucking retarded. I bet he thought it was so cleverly drawn together, but the 6th panel is just plain awkward as fuck. How does changing the rules make you "Intolerant"? People aren't rules, and rules often discriminate against people. Plus don't FREEBERTARIANS who love their property rights like less rules?

>>30569996
Don't forget all the smallpox.

The religious right loves them some biological warfare.

>>30569913

I like how many people say "I'm not intolerant/homophobic but I'm against gay marriage" and go on to be intolerant/homophobic/just plain batshit anyway.

>>30569913
I really don't see how the religious right don't see themselves as a gigantic political force. They've help won elections for christ sake.
Makes me glad they're pretty much non existent here in Canada.

>>30569913
Yeah, proudly comparing yourself to a bunch of idiots who nearly died of starvation had the natives not helped them is really helping me to see the religious right in a new light...
>Who needs the liberal media conspiracy when the conservatives have this guy.

>>30569913
>comparing yourselves favorably to monsters who literally considered fun and joy to be evil

Uh

>>30569423
>THOSE SHITTERS
>OUR FUCK

>>30570006
>lets just ignore the huge subsidizes that we give oil companies

>>30569913
Remember kids, if you worship the right God, he will genocide your opponents.

>>30570006
So the religious right will survive due to the help of those who call them naive and inflexible and then kill everyone and take their land and then put the survivors on reservations?

Chuck Asay is an unfeeling pile of trash and misery.

>>30570117
And a merry jihad to us all.

>>30570082
>OUR SHITTERS
>THOSE FUCKS

fiscal conservatives can be utter cunts, but they at least have some form of logic behind their arguments, even if it's not logic I agree with.

The Christian Right is just fucking retarded and completely wrong about everything. And I say this without a hint of irony or sarcasm.

I can't think of any fucking reason anyone with any morals or empathy whatsoever would be against the repeal of DADT. But it seems to be a central issue for him, more than gay marriage. and since he can't tackle the actual issue, he just sort of pokes around it, making fun of gays and their supports.

>>30570058
Not defending the cartoonist, but RL Pilgrims aren't like that. Just saying.

Polite sage for slight detour in conversation.

>>30570144
Oh come on, now he's just trolling.

My brain broke from the sheer lack of logic in these.

>>30569656
Why is God running over my grandmother?

holy christ what backwoods one-man-and-his-dog village rag actually publishes this shit?

So... wait, Uncle Sam WANTS to be cut off from his life support?

I.

Hm.

>>30570144

Wow, just....wow.

>>30570186
>RL Pilgrims aren't like that.

...Those guys are still around?

>>30570186
Are you defending puritan philosophy? Seriously? They were fucking animals.

ITT "obama supporters"
You facist-marxist pigs should watch this video:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFVR9Nv43J4

Obama should be impeached.

Hahaha, remember Death Panels? Good times. Feelin' all Logan's Run around here.

I'm so glad I live in New York City, man.

The conservatives here aren't nearly this retarded. The only issues they feel really strongly about are taxation and national security. They don't get nearly this bent out of shape over stupid shit like homosexuality and environmental regulation

>>30570144
Holy shit that is despicable.

>>30570214
>Why is God running over my grandmother?

To get you to believe in Christmas again.

>>30570006

Me think I get more stupid by reading that

That's less than 50 posts to hit shitstorm, for those keeping track.

>>30570294
I love how he still feels the need to have a character STATE THE FUCKING PUNCH LINE THAT HAD JUST BEEN CLEARLY IMPLIED IN THE PREVIOUS PANEL

even if you don't take the guys politics into account, these strips are fucking terrible.

>>30569127
Just replace "George Bush" on my pic with "Barack Obama" and you get a summary of every comic drawn by Asay.

Are you fucking kidding me?

>>30570351
Shitstorm implies there's heated argument. We're just a mixture of appalled and amused with this stupidity.

I fucking love any comic that puts money into giant bags with dollar signs on them.

It helps that this is complete batshit and pretends that Planned Parenthood is some omnipresent thing that is sucking billions upon billions of dollars from the budget.

But seriously. Bags with dollar signs on them. Old school.

>>30570380
I too pine for the days of massive looting and raping by a bunch of thugs.

>>30570380

This is the point where I go from "haha look at this stupid man" to honestly wishing someone would bash his teeth in with a baseball bat.

>>30570268
And YOU should watch this video:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjLN1TA3bc

Or do you want more of our dwindling manufacturing base stabbed in the back by foreign motherfuckers?

>>30570380
That's... holy shit.

>>30570265
It's one thing to criticize them for doing what one would think they did wrong. It's another thing to characterize them as complete amoral assholes who lack hearts and eat the babies of heathens.

And nah, not really defending Puritan philosophy. Just saying that to characterize them as anything other than human is, well, silly.

>>30570380
I FUCKING MAD NOW

Someone needs to tell this asshole about Svalbard. It is legally a part of Norway, and it is THE ONLY PLACE IN THE WORLD were citizens are REQUIRED BY LAW to carry guns with them at all times.

Know what? 'CAUSE THERE ARE FUCKING BEARS, ASSAY. REAL BEARS, NOT YOUR PUSSY AMERICAN BEARS. BEARS THAT EAT YOUR FUCKING FACE.

If everybody in the GOP can stop pretending that they fucking love Martin Luther King JR. or have read anything he has done or, in his time, wouldn't have considered him an ungodly rebel and heretic punk, or just STOP FUCKING CO-OPTING HIS MESSAGE FOR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY FEEL LIKE, that would be great.

Also notable: Like the one time Asay draws a black person who isn't Obama.

>>30570380
can somebody explain this one to me?

>>30570006
There is no way in hell that is not trolling,

>>30570522

He's saying Norwegians are pussies for mourning a terrorist attack where 70 children died.

>>30570522
Look at the date. It was published in response to the Oslo shootings.

>>30570294
I'd love to live in Logan's Run world, Do almost whatever you want until you hit 30 and try to Renew.

>>30570522
That shooting in Norway.

It's especially ironic when you remember that the guy attacked a teenager camp thing and kids that age aren't allowed to carry guns in the US, either.

>>30570522
He's mocking Norwegians for getting shot by a lunatic.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/23/world/europe/23oslo.html?pagewanted=all

He was a right-wing loony, so it's the victims' fault.

>>30570380
less than a fucking month after the shooting, are you fucking kidding me?

>>30570522
I think he's criticizing how Norway became a bunch of no-spines?

It's pretty stupid and tactless, imo.

>>30570144
Ignoring the lack of empathy, it makes no sense that they're smiling. I mean, the "logic" is assumedly that they're happy their premiums will remain low, but they've just been informed of what lengths their insurance company will go to screw them over if anything should happen. That's not good news.

Skipping over the 'national economies don't work like piggy banks' issue:

>implied elephant/donkey sex

Someone needs to scan Chuck Asay's hidden folders.

at first I was amused

now I'm starting to legitimately rage. No sir, I don't like it.

>>30570380
Troll confirmed.

>>30570580
>He was a right-wing loony, so it's the victims' fault.
>the victims' fault

What kind of fucked up logic is this? I'm sorry, but someone who feels that the victims of an act of violence are at fault must be sociopathic. I bet this guy approves of men beating thier wives and children so that they "learn thier place".

>>30570608
>fuzzy-wuzzy, wishy-washy independents

:3

>>30570380
Okay guys, it's okay, he's just a troll. Seriously, this is proof. Might as well be the guy from the Onion.

>>30570380
Fucking hell, even Kelly thinks that's tasteless

>>30569127

I would HONESTLY trust the gay couple on the right more

That lady on the left has a look on her that I don't like

I think she's on drugs

>>30570608

...Was that supposed to rhyme? Or have any sort of rhythm at all?
God help us if he ever decides to write an actual children's book.

>>30570608
I like how "thinking for yourself and deciding based on the issues rather than on a letter next to the candidates' name" is "wishy washy" to the far right.

I'm just going to pretend this is from The Onion...

I once saw a cartoon of his on the something awful forums where he compared the holocaust to gay rights or something

>COWBOY POETRY

COWBOY POETRY

>>30570717
STOP IMPLYING PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS A BAD THING. YOU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY DO! BETWEEN THIS AND OSLO FUCK I MAD.

>>30570717
>COWBOY POETRY

TAKE MY MONEY

wait

what

Can we get some kind of troll check for this?

>>30570717
You know, the facy that both sides need to be reminded of thier goal does not paint either of them in a good light.

Tolerance is holding our soldiers hostage.

>>30570714
>posting on somethingawful

You're almost as bad as he is.

First I was amused. Now I'm pissed.

>>30570784
Chuck Assay confirmed for never going to college.

>>30569764

>worst president ever
>not Bush Jr.

Did you pay attention the last 3 years or so? Or were you in your little bucket thinking everything's gonna be fixed in a couple o' yeaaars, and instant gratification box?

inb4 apologist No. I don't like Obama.

I do, however, find he is the lesser evil of everything right now.

Now that I got that off of my chest, return back to this batshit insane cartoonist who cannot into logic.

>>30570784
>GAY PRIDE jacket for no reason or relevance to the joke

hahaha what

>>30570784
Um....did the people kinda abadon God and creat a false idol of a golden calf while Moses was on the mountian? Been a while since I read a bible, I admit.

>>30570667
"Blame the victim" mentality is really, really prevalent with a lot of religious folks, sorry to say. Bad things don't happen to good people, and they want to be safe knowing they're "good," so every time something bad happens it just proves the victim must've somehow been doing something wrong.

This country's full of Panglossians, though I'm sure most of them have never heard of the fellow.

>>30570474
Well of course they weren't demons but their culture was about as fucked as anything I can think of, and I am seriously not amused that their vile hateful bullshit is still influencing politics.

>>30570790
I don't even understand what this is saying.
If women can have sex freely on their own terms, female judges will make our soldiers surrender?

What? What is going on?

>>30570850
Yeah they did.

So does anybody make 'Obama is a pussy' comics since Bin Laden anymore, or what?

Also, I like how this just skips right over all the shit caused years by just going into countries and fucking shit up willy nilly.

>>30570784
I don't even.

>>30570790
Worst part? That's not even about DADT. That's about women serving in the military.

>>30570380
THIS SHIT ISN'T QUAINT ANYMORE

PLAYTIME IS OFFICIALLY OVER

YES I MAD

>Political Cartooning 101: If I starwman the other side enough, then everything I say will be right!

>>30570909
Like he gives a shit about Saddam gassing dirty muslims.

Are there really people who read this and go "Yep, I'm happy those devastated people couldn't SWINDLE money out of that insurance corporation, which totally fucked them up the ass with a bullshit policy!" or "How dare government support green solutions! It's not like fossil fuels are ever going to run out or currently make the U.S. be all friendly with Arab dictatorships!" or "How dare Obama tax the rich and corporations? Doesn't he know that their aim is to make jobs not profit?". Or is this simply right-wing bullshit that only rednecks in Dustbowl Texas like?

>>30570909
... Weren't we the ones who helped Saddam gas Iranians back in the 80s? ... WASN'T THAT REAGAN?!

>>30570006
HOW

HIGH

DO

YOU

EVEN

HAVE

TO

FUCKING

BE

>>30570915

LUCKY DUCKY!

Pair this one...

I think he is just trolling.
The art is good.

>>30571007

He's right, we SHOULD give murder victims basketball courts.

>>30570979
America also helped creat the Taliban in an effort to push the Soviets out of Afghanistan.

>>30569045
Fixed this one so it at least makes a bit more sense.

>>30571007
With this one.

(the private american prison industry is a pretty fucked up thing, if you don't know, foreign anons)

>>30570784
Why is it I consider ending it all?

I mean it. I don't feel amusement, or laugh at these comics. I feel depressed, shame, and guilt of having anything in common with these people that perpetuate ignorance and discrimination in such a way. I see a cycle of ignorance through out the ages, and the greatest failure I can say we have done as a species in investing in the practice to end it. For 8000 years, it keeps happening, with no end in sight.

I thought human beings where suppose to be this brilliant, beautiful creature that had the potential of fulfilling the dreams and hopes of people that died to better there fellow man by making a future and environment better than from what they left with for the next generation.

Why is it so hard being human, and so easy being human?

>>30570794
I'm not a member

>>30570082
>Shitters

>>30570915
TAXES AREN'T PUNISHMENT YOU FUCKING FUCKER FUCK

THEY FUND THE SHITTY RAG OF A NEWSPAPER YOUR COMICS ARE PUBLISHED IN

>>30571046
>>30571007
I thought he supported a private system of profit?

Consider all the intentional and unintentional (but mostly intentional) implied messages of this comic.

Then, reach the correct conclusion:

Chuck Asay is a horrible fucking person, fuck him so hard.

>>30571046
I don't even understand what statement he's making here.

>>30570979
>>30571030
Not to mention that Reagan left Gaddafi in power.

>>30571057
Well, first off, don't kill yourself. That means they win.

Secondly, remember that one person can make a positive difference, however small.

I find it odd he bitches even about policies introduced during the Bush administration. You think he'd want to give him credit and downplay anything the current administration does with them. There was green legislation, and the most aide pledged to Africa. Though I imagine the latter would piss him off by default, and pledges for welfare reform fulfilled in either administration would infuriate him by default.

>>30571169

He's saying the California prison system is very profitable, which is a bad thing.

>>30569045

>1st comic

Yeah, I'm not understanding his argument at all. Someone's going to have to spell that out.

>>30571148
>Implying all Africans were captured
>Implying African slavers didn't give them to us

>>30571148
Moral dilemma:

Ignore him and promote education and understanding

Punch him in the balls

The correct answer is subjective, both are correct.

The real question is what do you choose?

>>30571224
Well I agree with that. Privatized prisons are horrible.

>>30571247
The first one.

>>30571148
basically he's saying that slaves should have been happy to get into America?
man, what the fucking fuck
I don't believe this anymore, this can't be real

>>30571148
Explain his point because I don't get it.
Desperate people allowing themselves to face the horrible conditions of slaves in order to make a real life for themselves and their families by following the American Dream?

>>30571169
Probably that we spend to much on jails. But isn't he republican? Isn't he for tougher laws to get MORE people in jails? Or is he implying we should just dump all criminals in a hole and out a cement block on top to cut the costs? Maybe it's just social commentary and not satire.

>>30571335
It is real, and we are worse as a species for it.

>>30571365
He's basically saying "niggers should thank us for bringing their black asses to America for free, now you have to PAY to get in!"

>>30571365
Slaves should've been happy to get into America, because America is awesome.

>>30571367
At least in the first one I think he's championing the death penalty, since the victim is shown as unfairly being a corpse while the murderer apparently gets to occasionally play basketball between savage assrapes.

>>30571397
Holy fucking shit, I wasn't even going to begin to consider that he'd be criticizing the fucking slaves.

>>30571240
Criminals or prisoners of war of local powers were primary sources. Sold them for guns and gold to purchase cannons from other traders. Native slavers wouldn't see it odd, they did it already with other native kings and tribes.

I hate Chuck Asay.

>>30570006

I don't understand the first panel and what it has to do with the second. What's with this guy's focus on this idealized notion of pilgrims?

>prisoners get to exercise
>corpses don't

Clearly, the answer is to give the deceased basketball courts.
Also,
>implying all criminals are in prison for murder
>implying innocent people have never been incarcerated for years and years only to be later exonerated

>>30571470
FUCK HIM. FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HIM. Using another country's national tragedy to promote your own local talking points makes me fucking sick.

>>30571148
I took Colonial and Post Colonial Writing a few years back, half of what we read was written by slaves and former slaves. What they went through was about 10x worse than what most people imagine when we invision slavery.

I guess the point I'm strying to make is fuck this guy and fuck his comic.

>>30571440
I can't help but wish that it was a commentary on illegal immigrants basically buying themselves into slavery but deep down I know he's saying how good the slaves had it to be brought to DA LAND OF DA FREE.

>>30571457
Yeah, but the increase of trade did increase native powers to find excuses to fight more. Slaves went from incidental spoils of war to cash crops. You can't blame the slaves, but he clearly does.

>CRYING STATUE OF LIBERTY

AW SHIT YEAH

AND IT'S OVER LIGHTBULBS! DOUBLE WHAMMY

>>30571457
Before the trans-Atlantic slave trade, slavery was different in West African kingdoms. It was more equatable to serfdom, and the chattel slavery popularized by Europeans in the Americas was reserved for criminals, who were a very small percentage of most African serfs.

>>30571536
>>30571148
>>30571397
I think the point is "we are making these guys pay 7,000 dollars for a slave-like ride into america."

>>30571470
HOW THE FUCK?!

>>30570398

Planned Parenthood mostly does benign shit that everyone really should be supporting, like cancer screening.

Only 3% of their funding goes to abortions.

>Planned Parenthood receives about a third of its money in government grants and contracts (about $360 million in 2009).[42] By law, federal funding cannot be allocated for abortions,[43] but some opponents of abortion have argued that allocating money to Planned Parenthood for the provision of other medical services "frees up" funds to be re-allocated for abortion.[44][45]

Chuck "What the fuck" Asay

>>30571540
WHAT IN THE SWEET NAME OF FUCK IS HE BASING THIS SHIT ON????

>>30571650
What? No, I'm sorry, what?

>>30571642
Wouldn't this mainly just end up limiting Planned Parenthood's budgetable programs to nothing but baby killing?

>>30571567
I.. what? This is some sort of parody, right?

>>30571650
... I can't even get mad. People I know got shot that day, I live maybe five minutes from that Safeway. Just...

... Wow. Some fuckers.

>>30571437
Shows what the dumb fuck knows. It costs much more to kill a guy then to feed him for 80 years. Since they can appeal the death sentence and it takes fucking thousands in judicial expenses. I say put the fuckers to work making railways — whatever happened to that wonderful tradition?

>>30571470
This is what I hate about death penalty faggots.

It's never about justice, it's about petty vengeance. That's how he can radiate smugness in a cartoon about dead children.

Stop using horrific tragedies as an excuse to fap to dead criminals you fucking scum.

>>30571540
This guy is just fucking with us now

>>30571581
I don't know if one could be so broad in regards to all slavery in West African. Malian slavery was pretty awful. Funny aside, do you know British sold Irishmen? Large numbers too. In Montserrat, they'd forcibly breed them with African slaves, trying to make some kind of superslaves. I don't follow the logic. It sticks out in Montserrat culture even now though.

>>30571700
They got ahold of the dynamite and started blowing shit up and that was the end of that.

>>30571662
His undying hatred of muslims, who he has probably never personally actually seen.

I live in a place full of them. They're pretty nice people, though I hang out with more of the second generation, their kids, since I know 'em from high school.

Tall Somalian girls in headscarves who listen to Jay-Z and Busta Rhymes are incredibly attractive.

>>30571650

>>30571700
It was government intervention that took jobs away from hardworking chinamen.

>>30571700
That tradition is still on going. Prisoners create about 100% of a lot of military equipment. Here's an entertaining and informative video on the subject:
http://boingboing.net/2011/09/27/stephen-fry-and-brit-talk-show-participants-marvel-at-american-pris
on-systems-brutality.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Asay

Remember guys, subtle.

>>30571739
I've been in a muslim kids' house before

Kinda crowded cause the family was big but their food was baller and their parents were nice as shit

This dude is just xenophobic as fuck

>>30571684
No, this really is a thing in right wing circles. People get PISSED about the idea of taking away any of their choices in consumerism for environmental reasons - see also, people flipping a shit over the idea of government regulations pushing towards cars that don't consume so much goddamn gas. So the same idea even applies to lightbulbs.

>>30571727
Early eugenics experiments were common with slaves.

>>30571650
No seriously I don't get this one.

>>30571771
Heh, I knew it was gonna be QI when I saw the URL. And I was right.

DAT STEPHEN FRY.

I'm a hardcore liberalfriend? and these cartoons make me wat so hard I shat

>>30571790
...What? Gas here is around 130.6 a liter. People actually want to pay for this?

>>30571567
I support this one. Due to those "green" lamps being more expensive, you actually WASTE more money buying than you can save trough consuming less energy before it burns out. Also if one breaks, run the fuck out of the room and open the windows — it has fucking poisonous gasses inside! Don't worry folks, we'll have led lights in another decade: safe AND cheap.

>>30571540
Also agree, fuck you and your laws and traditions — you're in OUR country, follow OURS. (I'm not being sarcastic here, i think that's just fair).

Everything else is pretty wack though.

>>30571790
But... those lightbulbs are.. better. Who cares if old obsolete shit is shoved out for not only better, but more environmentally conscious ones?

That's like saying "fuck these computer things, I'll just take a huge notebook! Made of baby seal skins."

>>30571796
There was some national discussion for awhile after Gabrielle Giffords was shot, dealing with the intensity of campaigns, and how a lot of them lately have used imagery and symbolism of guns, shooting, etc. More specifically, Tea Partiers and the like showing up to rallies with signs like 'I didn't bring my gun... THIS time', people straight up walking around with AK-47s on their back, and all sorts of talk reminding people to exercise their second amendment rights in dog whistle kind of code.

To Chuck Asay, this translates to 'liberals are fucking ninnies and can't handle anything even tangentially related to shooting'.

>>30571704
Still, fuck Swedens ultra-liberal laws, the fucker will be out in 20 years, no joke.

>>30571861
Nigga, he's depicting muslims as barbaric savages who stone or murder anyone because that's what they do

And I'm pretty goddamn sure any cool muslim would respect your beliefs if you were in their country and you'd get all buttranged if they so much as scoffed at you for being chrisitan

>>30571882
Partially because 'MY PRECIOUS FREEDOMS NOOO' partially because 'FUCK THOSE LONG HAIRED HIPPIES' still-stuck-in-the-60s kind of mindset.

>>30571861
>I support this one. Due to those "green" lamps being more expensive, you actually WASTE more money buying than you can save trough consuming less energy before it burns out. Also if one breaks, run the fuck out of the room and open the windows — it has fucking poisonous gasses inside! Don't worry folks, we'll have led lights in another decade: safe AND cheap.

CFLs cost 3-4 dollars per bulb. It cost me a whopping 30 dollars to replace all of them in my house. It is a total reduction of 4-6% for the entire house. They pay for themselves in about 2 years, and last for years after that.

It's like that Chick Tract where paganism runs the future or whatever

>>30571795
Wouldn't they be afraid it'd just make stronger slaves?

>>30571861 Also if one breaks, run the fuck out of the room and open the windows — it has fucking poisonous gasses inside!

Remind me, was anyone ever that paranoid over the old fluorescent lights?

When I was a kid, my teacher broke open a thermometer and let us hold the mercury in our hands, look how it rolls around, cool! Times have changed, man.

>>30571908
No he's not. He'll be there the rest of his life.

>>30571954
Hell not even factoring that in a good reason for them is the significant reduction in heat output. Less heat, less time spent running the A/C, less time spent being uncomfortably warm otherwise.

>>30571943
>cool muslim

I guess sexism and violent repression is cool now?

>>30571971
When I read this one I was reminded of Fahrenheit 451. I should read that again soon.

>>30571971
Man, I wish the IRS would come to my house every day and give me a ride to work.

That'd be a pretty rad usage of my tax dollars.

>>30571977
I think this was before slave owners realized that slaves might be angry at being enslaved and might rise up at the first chance they get

>>30571943
>Muslims
>respecting other people's beliefs
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>30571908
>Oslo
>Sweden
You are this retarded, my friend.

>>30572020
Exactly. Less heat, last longer, better light, saves you money.

BUT NOPE IT'S TAKING AWAY OUR CIVIL LIBERTIES BECAUSE I THINK I KNOW THINGS ABOUT THE FOUNDING DOCUMENTS OF OUR COUNTRY.

When most people don't really understand a lot of the shit they prattle on about. And by most I mean all.

I feel this is relevant.

>>30572029
>>30572038
So I see neither of you have ever met any American muslims.

>>30572038
>>30572029
>I have never been around, nor bothered to know any progressive Muslims

You niggas are straight retarded

>>30571977
Well, yes, that was the idea. But they also sought to breed the largest and dumbest of them. The plan was big but very stupid slaves, easy to brainwash into serving willingly. It gets from stupid to outright horrifying when you read about it. Castration for literacy even sometimes.

>>30572005
Well, yes, I've been told Swedes will keep him locked up due to loopholes. But if he actually rehabilitates and finds the error of his ways, he's eligible for release in 20 years non the less.

>>30571567
>crying statue of liberty

I think when Kelly get down to make a parody for The Onion, he channels Asay

>>30572110
>Swedes
That there was your first mistake.
Also after what they did they're not gonna trust him to leave. He's there for life.

>>30572149

Oh boy

>>30572149
what the actual fuck

>>30571704
>>30571908
>>30572005
>>30572110

There's provisions to keep him someone behind bars for more than 20 years if they think he's still a danger. And he obviously is. So he's never getting out.

>>30572149
So what, does he think there are no Muslims in the army or something?
And why aren't Christians apologizing for the witch burnings going on in Kenya? They're killing children there for chrissake. I'd like an apology for that from somebody at least.

>>30572205
Does this include the unprotected border you share with Canada as well?

So this guy can't write a political cartoon without mixing a metaphor or crossing his wires on issues, huh?

>>30572100
Yes, because muslims are known for being progressive. I'm SURE the majority of them advocate equality for women and freedom of religion. You can tell by the equality and freedom "flourishing" countries where muslims are actually in power. And by "flourishing" I mean being bashed to death with rocks.

>>30571132

LOOK AT THEM DUTCH PANSIES. replace the D and U with B and I

>>30572082
manly goddamn tears every goddamn time

>>30572223
When did this happen? Could you provide a link please? I'm suddenly terribly disturbed.

>>30572149
Over the top as all of them, but does this one kind of make sense to anyone else too? If I were part of a religion that had that kind of stigma I would do everything possible to try and separate the two sides.

Then again I don't keep track of religions anymore, so what do I know.

>>30572242
There are actually some Americans who advocate closing our border to Canada too.

Seriously.

My second favorite political cartoon.

>>30572149
>come on under trodden weapon-less peasant fight the guys with the guns!

>>30572313

My first favorite political cartoon.

>>30572223
Not just Christians doing that. Kenyan culture in general is extremely backward, and it happens in Muslim areas. Creepier, they credit things like that for relative religious unity. That and their military's propensity to use drugs they think are magic and raping virgins to ward off AIDS. They staunchly believe that works no matter who says it doesn't.

>>30572223
>implying we're attacking muslims because we're christians and not because islam is a piece of shit religion

>>30572282
Muslim leaders, groups, individuals, on and on and on, have denounced the hell out of the terrorists. Several have even joined the army or other branches of our armed forces to fight against them.

People in general just don't seem to care/pay attention to what they say or do, because TERRORISTS/lol paying attention to anything or anyone outside of your immediate culture and surroundings

Good job OP. I had no idea who this guy was before your thread, and now I FUCKING HATE HIM.

>>30572362

>has never spoke to a progressive Muslim american.

You'd think people would stop being this retareded, but apparently not.

Asay advocates shooting anyone who looks vaguely brown.

>>30572282
I'll start expecting all non-terrorist muslims to wear t-shirts at all times that read "IT'S OKAY, I HAVE NO DESIRE TO CRASH A PLANE INTO YOU" as soon as Christians all start falling all over each other to distance themselves from guys like Pat Robertson or those dudes that shoot abortion doctors.

Deal?

>>30572362
If you're American than chances are you're Protestant and thus not a true Christian anway.

A poll, /co/:

What do you think Asay is the must infuriated about?

>Abortions
>Muslims
>Gays
>Obama in general
>Criminals (accused or convicted) not being killed immediately
>Anybody who has ever needed government help ever

>>30572253
Well yes the majority do, however, the most we hear about are the backward ass countries that have only been being backward for the last 60 years because of our interference

Radical leaders took power and spread this shit around and guess what, most muslims hate it and don't do it or do you think that all of the muslims in the world only live Iraq, not that you knwo where that shit is on a map

You a dumb nigger, nigga

>>30572456
Is there an 'all of the above' answer?

>>30572362

Chuck Asay plz go

>>30572456
>Muslims

Now where's my prize?

>>30570971
HEY! Fuck you, buddy! Texas doesn't have a bowl and the folk in the sandy parts of the West aren't fanatical religious right. It's right of center with fiscal conservatism, emphasis on state's rights, and highly respecting the liberty of unionizing. I'll box your ears.

>>30572445
Gladly, like I said I don't follow religions much anyone since I'm Atheist but there's definitely wackies on all sides.

The thing is, Muslim wackies tend to be wackies and tend to follow up on their wackiness so to speak. I mean yeah we got good ol Pat blowing hot air 24/7 and generally loudly declaring how moronic he is, but that's just it, hot air.

>>30572386
Look, a few guys who don't take the "kill the infidels" part of their religion seriously don't make it a good religion. I'm not saying there's such a thing as a good religion, but islam is exceptionally shit.

>>30571908
>>30572110
>Swedes
>Sweden
>comic CLEARLY says Norway.

>>30572428
You know, if Asay weren't a crazy fuck, this comic would actually have a point. Not "SHOOT ALL BROWN PEOPLE," but that making war on insurgents is a pointless nightmare.

>>30572545
And the dudes who bomb abortion clinics? Or attempt to?

>>30572547
>a few
>not the majority

Just stop it already

>>30572545
And then there's the brain washing.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JesusCamp

>>30572273
This bbc article mentions witch-hunts happening among Kenyan Christians
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/africa/11/05/kenya.witches/

And here's a video of witches being burned alive (warning: it's a video of people being burned alive)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dae_1236854361

Basically, they combined their traditional local practices/beliefs with Christianity to create monsters, just like radical Muslims combine their traditional local practices/beliefs with Islam to create monsters.

Well, this has been - overall - a pretty decent thread.

And we've learned that Chuck Asay is not only a fuckstain, but also can't NOT mix metaphors.

>>30572571
I probably would've interpreted the comic that way without knowledge of his other work. Hard to give him the benefit of the doubt for obvious reasons.

>>30572467
Hey, Iraqis were pretty nice when I was there. A lot of the cunts who wanted to shoot at us weren't even from Iraq. Many locals seemed much more scared of them than us.

One poor guy said he more feared we'd attract attention, but since he'd been hiding Chaldean Catholic friends of his, he couldn't complain much. That was depressing.

>>30570380

THIS.
FUCKING.
RETARDED.
SICK.
FUCK.

YES, I MAD. I generally don't give half a shit what dumbass opinions people have, but when you mock a nation for mourning 70 SLAUGHTERED KIDS, I HOPE YOU GET ANALLY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE. HOURLY.
He's probably one of those "9/11 NEVER FORGET" people, too. Jesus.

>>30572547

>a few

Let's see, how many leaders have denounced the terrorist actions of Al-Quaida and such? The majority.

How many Muslims have said the terrorists are going too far? the majority.

How many have even joined America to fight the terrorists, because they are a -blight- on said religion? A fair bit.

I'm not sure where you come from, but you need to get on back to school and learn some of this shit again, because it appears to have went through one ear and out five others.

I love how a lot of you act like this dude making these shitty comics speaks for all the people on the right of the political spectrum.

>>30572547
I'm gonna assume you're not trolling here.

Kill the infidels isn't part of Islam, anon, and the people who argue for that are either fascist hard-core conservatives or barely Muslim at all.

>>30572582
You DUMB FUCK, since when are a few progressive guys living in the U.S. more than fucking NATIONS of these retarded stone-chucking assholes in the middle east?

I apologize for the insult, but knowing that a fuckload is more than a few is kind of common sense.

>>30572597
Well, I'll never sleep well again.

>>30572545
Yeah, but the Christian wackies have enough political pull in this country to have their wackiness made law, which isn't any better.

As much as retards on the right bitch and moan about the nonexistent threat of sharia law taking effect in America, they're sure as hell okay with making the Bible into legislation as much as they can get away with.

>>30572702
>nations
>not simply the corrupt governments

Please stop, you don't know anything about anything and probably don't read comics

>>30572702
>stone-chucking assholes
You mean, the ones who've been kicking the kill-the-infidel fascists out on the street for the last several years? Even Egypt and Saudi Arabia are feeling the pressure to enact liberal reforms.

>>30571771
>g for jail
>the british spelling, of course

Wait, what?
Is this a joke?
You spell it gail?
GAIL?
That's ludicrous. Webster did you folk a favor. THAT'S WITHOUT THE U THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE SOUND ANY, YOU'LL NOTICE.

Loony bin brits.

>>30572576
Always placed them into their own catagory of crazy. I mean honestly now, number to number, abortion clinics bombed by insane Christians compared to anything bombed by insane Muslims.

I dislike both religions, religion in general, but all things considered I'd rather live with the Christians over the Muslims given the choice.

>>30572697
Really, so the Koran doesn't command it? Or did you "interpret" the words "fucking kill them" into "respect their choice of religion and wish them happiness in their new found beliefs"?

>>30572702

http://www.muhajabah.com/otherscondemn.php

Here, dumbfuck. Read through the links, if you care to. It has leaders, individuals, scholars, many of them American, many of them also Iraqi I believe. If not, I can find Iraqi accounts that denounce them, Egyptian acconts that denounce them and more.

Jesus christ, if you're not trolling, you're really really uninformed, or ignorant. Oh and this was just from a cursorary google of 'Muslims denounce terrorism.' Shitloads of links on Google.