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PonyQuest™ 2: Electric Boogaloo: The Reunion
!!cJ4MGVqvOKw 10/14/11(Fri)21:37 No. 30571826 >>30571625 Taking
a moment to apply some good old fashioned video game mechanics to your
predicament, you open your menu screen, clicking on the "status" tab. Currently
you are level 1, with enough experience points to go up to level 2!
Your skills are mostly mediocre. You have a zero in everything except
CARTOGRAPHY, in which you have 1 point out of a possible 25, PETTY
THEFT, in which you have 4 points, and ARSON, in which you have the
maximum 25 points that cannot be reallocated elsewhere. Perhaps your arson skill will come in handy later on? A life of crime awaits you, friend! You
don't even know how you're going to begin going about replacing all of
Fluttershy's things that you decimated in your clumsy journey down to
the floor, but it most certainly will take you a long time, and a whole
lot of fire.>>30571661 Angel
looks disappointed, but swiftly puts away the mouse cursor, hopping
over to the kettle from which he fishes out the key, using a combination
of the wad of tissue, some gum, and a piece of string. It's a
complicated manoeuvre, but he pulls it off, and after some time, he
throws the key at you. He's simply too short to do it himself,
unfortunately, and you won't even play the damn game. Why wouldn't you
just play the damn game, CJ?>examine pot >search room >question existence I don't understand your syntax! Could you please repeat the command?>Dennis Ah,
Dennis, you knew Dennis once...which brings you back to the current
point in the narrative. You may now free Hummingway, or, for evil
morality points, you may eat the key and walk away, laughing maniacally
all the while. Plans?