Hussie should have made the trolls actually look like hideous bug aliens.
Fanbase would be 100% better.

I read that as Cunts, uck!

cuntstuck is my favorite anime

>>28367244

You mean the fanbase would be even more like Invader Zim.

*fart*

>>28367244
They reproduce by vomiting in a bucket, doesn't stop the fanbase one bit

You know that's how it's gonna go down, don't even start with me

WE AREN'T AUTOSAGIN YET IN THE OLD THREAD

CALM YO FUCKIN TITS

ok i'm going to bed

no usernames for you

night' /co/

>Look at the scrapbook page again
>observe gamzee

...oh.... I didn't know he had tavros' blood on his mouth

ugh gamzee what are you DOING

>>28367262
How come Dave's glasses look different?

>>28367262
I wonder if the decapitation thing will have a rational explanation beyond "this asshole is crazy man he chops off heads."

>>28367291
Night, bro.
Good dreams and all that shit.

>>28367294
where the fuck have you been

>Gamzee gets mad at dave
>kisses Tavros's head
>calms down
>rap off

That homestuck thread simulator 1.0 was relatively bad. It didn't go from normal to worse in a beautiful trainwreck like the pony thread simulator.

>>28367298
It's like you didn't read the first acts.

Shame on you.

hey im back

>>28367301

It's easier to have dead people fellate you if you cut off their heads.

>>28367272
Bullshit, that's just a quirk.
I guarantee if they looked like the Buggers from Ender's Game, the fanbase would be better. Anime fans don't find bugs Kawaii

So is Gamzee going to talk to Dave on Terezi's account?

>>28367244

They ARE hideous bug aliens.
They have corpse-like grey skin, fucking horns, mouths full of fangs and bright yellow eyes.
They hatch from eggs into larvae and pupate into the hideous things we see before us.
They're probably fucking cold-blooded, and their reproduction methods involve probably complicated shit with a container and a third party to birth the little horrors.
Doesn't stop drooling moronic shitheads from thinking the human kids are going to fall head over heels in fucking love with them after a few hours chatting to them on a messaging client, and vice fucking versa.

>>28367331
There's a Flick/Hopper doujinshi that begs to differ but for my own sanity I didn't save it

>>28367316
hey kali
how goes the album?

>>28367316
How stoned are you tonight?

i Care deeply abotu what is and what isn't art and im a chucklefuck idiot who only sees things as "something" or "not something", Poz my Neg ass so that i may be an Artist. *"Puffs a Pipe"* Hm,. Ah, yes, I Care Deeply About "art". Can I Bee A Grownup Now *Pipe gives me away as iti s a Bubble Pipe, the Adult Police arrests me for 5 years for "Child's Interests"*

>>28367316
where the hell is my ancestor album

where

>>...oh.... I didn't know he had tavros' blood on his mouth. Ugh gamzee what are you DOING
Reminds me of that headcanon about troll food, where Gamzee's diet consisted of sugary drinks and snacks and junk food but turned to cannibalism when he was sober.

>>28367355
They're still fucking 90% human looking. If they actually looked insect like it'd stop that shit.
>>28367356
I've scene it, and I am prepared there'd be the odd 1 out.
But one fucking crazy anime retard is better than 10000

>>28367316


oh shit

its kali

KALI

i love bitchslap 360, its the best,
darkleer's theme is awesome

ok bye

What if.

Guys stay with me here.

What if the blood on Gamzee's mouth isn't from sloppy makeouts, but it's from a corpsesmooch attempt to revive his bEsT bRo? Which then slowly turned into sloppy makeouts?

>>28367367
what

>>28367374
Hey Kebs, whatever happened to that singalong thing we were doin again.
I lost track of it after having to travel out of state for a couple days.

>>28367400
It's poop. Gamzee got hungry so he ate some poop.

>>28367316
Kali I love fuck it mayne, if you see someone buy it for $4.20 in the near future, it was me

>>28367301
At first I thought it was after getting kicked in the juggling balls by Kanaya, and Gamzee was making sure no one else had any bright ideas of coming back to life and ruining his fun.
...But now I don't know what to think.

>>28367400
That was my first assumption. That he was trying to revive his bro.

>>28367400

If you ask me, I think we would have gotten a callback to Kanaya tasting the mother grub's blood, complete with a new BLUH screen.

>>28367424
I can post the pasta if you need it, anon.

Where can I find all the fan music albums with the artwork?

>>28367358
new computer monitor is in the mail at which point ill be finally able to complete it. should be gold by aug 15 (I REALLY HOPE!!!) then released by my birthday :)
>>28367361
Im a few bongs down not gonna lie but I was mostly drunk and ended up in a garage playing super smash bros??? I had a real shitty day normally i dont get that drunk.
>>28367374
broooo chilllll

>>28367429
You'd think he'd want Tavros to have a chance to come back. Or maybe he didn't want him to become a rainbow drinker?

>>28367444
I would love it if you could, bro.

SHOWTIME

>>28367355
There might not have been time for 'eternal love' but there was enough time for 'I think this girl is pretty cool and I don't think going on a date with her would be a bad idea'

sup hsg

Hey, HSG. Remember when we sang Eridan's Theme way back when? Remember how much it sucked? Me too! Which is
exactly why we're doing another one. This time we'll be singing Friendship is Paramount, the hit song from
the Squiddles! album, as interpreted by Rent on the MSPA Forums. This time we're stepping it up with a MALE
/FEMALE DUET! Dudes get Eridan's part, ladies get to sing Feferi's. ahaha this is going to be a trainwreck

>Well, shucks, Kebs. Sounds swell. How do I contribute?

1) Lyrics. They can found on pastebin: http://pastebin dot com/m4bHwSK2

2) Listen to this: http://tindeck.com/listen/yisv That's a rough version of what you
should be singing and how you should be singing it. Note that the female part is on
the left and the male part is on the right. PLEASE SING YOUR PART.

3) Get a non-shitty mic. If I can't get rid of the background noise with editing
magic it probably won't be going in the song.

4)Record yourself singing with Audacity (google it). Try to avoid puffing and
screaming into the mic. And please, don't do any "ww" or "vv" or anything. Just sing.
Oh, and please please PLEASE only have your singing in the recording! If you need to
keep time, listen to the song in some headphones while you sing. Just make sure the
recording is you singing and only you singing.

5)Save your file as a ".wav". Should be the default option.

6)Attach it to an email and email it to hsgsings@gmail.com . I'll work my magic
from there.

The due date is currently set at August 10. If there are any questions, feel free to
ask, either in the thread or me directly. My Skype name is k_ebrithil, and my
email is right up there. Now, go forth and sing.

HEY HSG

wanna give me some HEAD

>>28367465
Someone, somewhere has had a long-lasting, happy and successful marriage based on speed dating.

>>28367262
When I first saw that, I thought Gamzee had started to eat Tavros.

>>28367450
http://www.megaupload.com/?f=67X6GZR5

everything put part 9, which i will be working on tonight

>"Holy shit Kanaya you're alive!"
>>"afk changing clothes"
Oh Kanaya. Never change.

I... I just wanted them to be bros together...

So... no 3am Gamzee?

>>28367515
I don't see any reason why that stopped being true.

GAMZEE IS DEAD

>>28367537
*thinks deeply about yaoi*

>>28367526
I know that feel, man.

>>28367537
AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST

THERE'S NO 3 AM GAMZEE WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Wait a second
HOLY SHIT 3 AM

>>28367537

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>28367537
good

>>28367537
All is lost

>>28367520
Anyone else confused why Karkat didn't think that was a Gamzee trap? Despite the fact that he was just saying Gamzee was contacting him through other people's shit and he saw Kanaya dead.

>>28367519
Thanks

>>28367579
Willing to cling to any shred of hope?

oH hEy BrOs, SoRrY i WaSn'T aRoUnD fOr ThReE iN tHe MoRnInG.

there was some stuff i had to do

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STUFF ON MY MOUTH

honk

>>28367498
Look, while it takes a lot more than several hours to tell if someone's 'the one' it takes a lot less time to decide 'I am interested in seeing this person romantically'. Don't you know how relationships work?

GAMZEE WHERE

>>28367526
Yeah, that's really all I wanted, too.

>>28367579
Karkat seems pretty good at seeing through Gamzee's clever disguises.

>>28367579
Because Gamzee never seems to get anyone else's typing quirk right?

>>28367491
this song is terrible, why do you want us singing this?

>>28367579

>WELL FUCK HE KEEPS CONTACTING ME IN DIFFERENT COLORS SO THAT KEEPS THROWING ME OFF ENTIRELY DESPITE THE FACT THAT HIS QUIRK STILL SHOWS WHEN HE'S "MASQUERADING"

So, I'm getting a kitten in two days, and I'm going to name it Pounce de Leon. Is this awesome? (y/n)

i Care deeply abotu what is and what isn't art and im a chucklefuck idiot who only sees things as "something" or "not something", Poz my Neg ass so that i may be an Artist. *"Puffs a Pipe"* Hm,. Ah, yes, I Care Deeply About "art". Can I Bee A Grownup Now *Pipe gives me away as iti s a Bubble Pipe, the Adult Police arrests me for 5 years for "Child's Interests"

>>28367403
Thank god that'll never happen.

>>28367625
nnnnnn

>>28367537
D0:

>>28367603
no
NO
no
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

>>28367625
no

>>28367579
What are you talking about? He was clearly aware that Gamzee wrote the note, which is why he told Jade to give a message to Terezi, since he thought he was headed to confront Gamzee.

>>28367262
FUCK DAMN

I came here ready to slowpoke discuss JackCancer and then I see this and I spat soda all over my keyboard

and now my zero minus plus and other / don't work

>>28367625
Can I throws rocks at it?

>>28367621
Because everyone was clamoring for a co sings and i like the song and everyone else agreed to it so yeah

the song i've got lined up after this one though.......

>>28367625
not really
sorry bro

>>28367603
thii2 ii2 hiighly iillegal

>>28367403

addressing questions that nobody fuckin asked about:

i was reading about someone talking about someone saying i had a lazy work ethic, i really disagree but i know where theyre coming from. i do large chunks of work in one sitting then stop, not like someone who can do a certain amount daily. i just do shit different

someone also said all i did was be repetitive and use fast notes, thats probably true, but i like the music i make so i dont care

im having studio pc withdrawl, i dont have my like 26gb orchestral library so all i can make on this laptop is more electronic music and im BORED OF IT!! i want loud drums and shit

oh yeah and dont worry about the bad music i post on tumblr, thats old tindeck shit, havent really posted anything new there besides ego. might post a vocaloid song up on the tumblrs so please dont laugh like a lot

oh yeah the update made me really sad btw and homestucks made me really sad before but this time it was like OW my HEART...

Since we're talking about Gamzee, I'm glad he's apparently getting a little characterization. He was a pretty flat character before.

>>28367603
uh

>>28367709
whats your tumblr dude?

>>28367709

>>28367721
He never stopped being flat. Having a romantic interest didn't suddenly change that.

>>28367709
You really need to go to bed Kali

>>28367314
What, does he get those glasses from his dad when he died or something? (That guy with the same glasses and the sword was his dad, right?)

>>28367792
-10/10

You're not even TRYING

>>28367792
Yes, that's his dad. That is exactly what happened, good guess.

>>28367735
chronic-hipster
>>28367741
sorry for shitposting!!! it happens when youre drunk. normally when im drunk i hug everyone im talking to and tell them how much i love them., but i cant do that cause im on the internet. so heres a picture of my goatee cause i dont have a neckbeard and this fucking proves it i took it this morning!!!!!

>>28367823

>>28367792
Please just read through the earlier acts before you make more of an ass of yourself.

>>28367776
It could be a start, though. I doubt Gamzee will ever be deep, but we basically know nothing about him other than mIrAcLeS and MOTHERfucking MURDER. Just having more dialogue will develop his character more, especially that with other characters.

This update confirms that the Karkat/Jade/Kanaya memo is the best series of scrapbook updates.

I'm going to go read them all at once now.

wait why am i posting here

>>28367721
Of course he's a flat character, this shit's all in 2D.

>>28367859
Because you're drunk. Go to bed dude, you'll feel better in the morning.

>>28367869
Doc Scratch will 3D as he pleases.

>>28367859
Poor judgment, I guess.

>>28367871
I like this. I like it a lot.

>>28367871
is there more versions of these?

Scratch thread?

>>28367906
POKESTUCK TIME

>>28367871
Why the electirc pokemon?

>>28367403
I'd feel better about that if Dave's face looked more like this.

>>28367927

>>28367837
Or you could just fuck right off with the stupid elitism. The thread is called Homestuck General, not Homestuck PhDs Only, asshole.

>>28368036
but dont people who come to homestuck generals usually read homestuck first? or at all?

>>28368036

>Not knowing that the character named "Bro" is Dave's brother
>Elitism

>>28368036
I just think you should have read more before asking questions that were already answered within the comic. It's like having a set of rules, not reading half of them, then asking "Am I allowed to do ____?" when it's one of the first rules on the list.

>>28367987
Three ghost pokémons: ghost aradia
Two electric pokémons: robo aradia
Fluffy pokémon: so-happy-she-fucks-you-unconscious aradia

>>28367792 (That guy with the same glasses and the sword was his dad, right?)
guys
you guys
I think that was a joke post
because Bro actually turned out to be Dave's dad

>>28368067
>>28368076
I'm just bad with names. There's no need for it to be a federal fucking issue.

>>28368036

Wait, then why am I spending all this money in Homestuck Graduate School?

>>28368135
>Calling you out when you make a mistake
>Flip the fuck out
>Federal Issue
Guy, just calm down. You're the only one making a big deal about this. I'm suprised you're getting so worked up about shit said over a forum post. It's not like I killed your dog or anything.

>>28368166
Oh fuck I'm laughing much harder than I should be.

>>28368166

>>28368166

>>28368166
I had to dump over 800 dolars just for the books for Vriska 101

>>28368253

And all we do in my Sociology classes is pair up celebrities and historical figures into romantic relationships!

>>28368166
You guys have the notes for troll-human relations?

I didn't get shit about Mr. Vantas's rant on troll quadrants

>>28368305
I think the main point he was driving at was "Dont fucking do it."

anyone have this picture

>>28368354

Who else is in Dr Scratch's Paradox Space class? Where does he get all that candy?

>>28368303
dude, this astronomy class is bullshit, what the hell

>>28368253
> vriska 101

nigger what school are you going to it's vriska 888

>>28368377
I dunno but I'm sick of him chucking it at my head when I get a question wrong. I hate licorice, but he seems to save all the better stuff for the other students. It's almost like he knows I can't stand the stuff.

>>28368406
I'm in a remedial class, ok gawd

I feel like my anatomy prof is just jerking us around half the time. Is it that hard to explain troll goddamn genitals? We're adults here, but he keeps skirting around the issue like it's some kind of state secret.

I mean, buckets, sure, that's great, but what the hell kind of intricate puzzles do they have under their belts?

You know, I'm not sure these "foreign language" classes are going to help me in the real world, because they're just teaching how to type things really weird.

I mean, maybe all the cat puns from Nepetalese will come in handy for something, but...

adventurethththththththththth.

I tried to draw a nude female hoofbeast in my basic drawing class but I got kicked out because it was pornogrophy

i'm not the only one who dreads going to art history 100 with mr zahhak am i

>>28368544
Well obviously. You don't draw pervy stuff when you're in class, jeez! Have some common sense! (No offense, ilu<3)

>>28368544
Why didn't you tell them you were making fine art in an attempt to be multicultural?

Sometimes I think they gave Dr. Nitram the spot for Avionics teacher because no one else wanted the job..

>>28368368
And just like that I'm willing to accept John will never be a homosexual

Still like this gif though

fixed the chart from the other thread. it should now have every romance. >413 hours in photoshop because the website that originally made it is a bitch

>>28368135
>http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002067

Am I the only one who noticed this?

>>28368544
Really? That's ridiculous. I got attacked with a cake in my P.E. class because I asked what spraying people with shaving cream had to do with Physical Education.

>>28368544
I suggest you switch to Mr Zahhak's class, he loves that shit.

I'm thinking about dropping my art classes. The only thing the teacher lets us draw is horse dongs and Art Appreiation is more of the same.

>>28368527
I can not sea the point either with language of the Sea Dwellers. Pain in the ass and I doubt I'll ever use it talk to royalty.
Fish puns are fun though.

Did you guys notice! Ms. Lalonde has some chicken eggs in her classroom! I wonder if they are going to hatch.

>>28368611

So yeah I have no idea whats going on in Homestuck anymore. He needs to write another recap.

Also I need some more John/Karkat

>>28368563
(tnks bby) none taken
>>28368564
He didn't seem to agree with me
>>28368599
It was his class. He was outraged I dared to draw anything other than an exquisite male form.

Honestly I don't feel to bad about it. He smelled pretty bad

>>28368602
Keep with it. Soon you move onto pseudo-human anatomy and highly muscled equine figures. Hell, they even manage to fit in architectural design into that course.

GUYS

GUYS

HEY!

Look! A new Younger Guardians picture has been drawn! Check out that Grandpa Harley.

>>28368648
FUCK I thought that Jade was a parrot

>>28368648
Nana is making me feel confused.

Does anyone else get some creepy otherworldy vibes from the animation/entrepreneurship teacher? I feel like his horns are made of plastic.

All Ms. Lalonde has been teaching in her poetry classes lately is Sylvia Plath. Should I, like, be concerned about something?

>>28368648
>I'M GOING TO GO ADVENTURE INTO THE MOST DANGEROUS HAZARDOUS PLACES ON EARTH!
>AND BRING THIS BABY WITH ME!

>>28368669

He cries whenever I walk in with my wolfhead t-shirt.
What's his deal?

IT WAS FUCKING KARKAT ALL ALONG
THAT HOE
HE SHOULD FUCKING DIE
nice job FUCKING IT UP for everyone
asshole

>>28368667
I thought she was a falcon. "GO FOR THE EYES"

>>28368669
I know right. But whats even worse is how slow he moves us through the lessons.

But every few months he spends an entire lesson just recapping word for word the other lectures which is kinda nice.

>>28368648
>Strife Speciubus

>Babykind

>>28368707
"HIYA"

>>28368648
A BABY,
I'll steal it.....
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!

>>28368611
Just don't let her give you some of her homemade mayo.

>>28368648
>WHO NEEDS A PIP-BOY
>WHEN YOU HAVE
>A BABY

>>28368705
he's so overly verbose though! It's hard to keep up sometimes. Especially with those lips of his, they're so mesmerizing in the weirdest way...

>>28368648
>guardian swap happens
>Bro <3 Grandpa Harley porn

The lunch lady is a huge bitch, what is her DEAL.

God, she's already induced diabetic shock in 32 different students, WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE SWEET PASTRIES FOR LUNCH, THANKS.

Fuckin bitch.

Man, all of you should be taking Computer Science with Mr. Captor. We never do anything but play Grubcraft II and drink Mountain Dew all day, it's great.

>>28368765
Tell me about it. I mean, holy shit woman, we need something other than carbs!

Love you sometimes HSG.

We seem to be slowly regressing into high school instead of postgrad now, interesting.

It probably also says something about the average HSG poster.

>>28368765
Man, you got to at least pack a lunch if you're going here.
I've brought lunch because first time I ate that lunch lady's food I felt like I was going to have a heart attack.
I'll bring food if you can't get any yourself.

one of the fuckin douchebag highbloodss keep sstealing my sshit
fuck thesse people

>>28368648
Shit, I thought Nanna was John for a second

>>28368819
hey HEY

fantrolls are fucking OFF LIMITS HERE

>>28368812
I sea what you're doing there.

>>28368686
>>28368707

So it's obvious Bro and Grandpa have the very same ideas on how to raise infants?

Guys, i'm really worried about theater 108. I mean 103 was cake, but I hear Professor Sekret is a maneater.

>>28368847
Probably where he got his baby advice from.

The furries were right.

There is such a thing as a Godlike anthropomorphic dog.

>>28368855
>dude my kid wont stop crying the fuck do i do
>well my boy, in these situations, i've found only one thing works
>what
>ALCOHOL

I WANT TO FUCKING DIE

>>28368855
Indeed.

>>28368882
That's the Captain Saccharine guy, not Grandpa. Grandpa never drank.

>>28368849
UNDERSTATEMENTOFTHECENTURY.jpg

try to be dominant, she likes that in a guy.

>>28368849
Drop the class.
Quick.
You have no idea what you're getting yourself into.

>>28368893
Why do you say that?

>>28368847
>>28368882

>>28368906
And how do you know that?

Grandpa Harley <3 Terezi OTP

>>28368796
Bullshit, I signed up for that class last semester but it was full so I got shunted into Mr. Vantas' class.

The guy doesn't know anything about what he's teaching. All we do is compile samples of shitty code on the board and try figure out what's wrong with them. The last time I tried to run one, my fucking laptop exploded.

>>28368906

>Grandpa never drank

So explain the flask.

>>28368849
Just wait til you get to 888. Professor Mindfang, now that's who you have to really worry about... luckily she was absent the year I had that class for a trial or some shit. Longest fucking trial, but I guess she came out of it okay. I don't think I've seen Professor Redglare since then, come to think

Just a few more photo pages and the bowl will be empty.

>>28368970
There are other things you can put in a flask besides alcohol, you know.

>>28368981
And then Scratch will just come by and fill it again. He is an excellent host, after all.

>>28368953
>>28368796
> They didn't get Mr. Egbert

>>28368970
>Grandpa Puts faygo in his flask

>>28368983

And you can put other stuff in a wine bottle besides wine but most of the time it's going to be alcohol one way or another.

>>28368948
No
Grandpa <3 Mindfang
If John goes with Vriska he follows in Grandpa's footsteps
If Rose, then he follows in Dad's

Was there a shit storm durring the update from the Gamzee/Dave picture?

I'm excited that we'll get to see their next conversation because I think it means we'll finally get to see some more of Gamze's fucked up mentality and motivation


Oh and also this is pretty funny

>>28368992
So...

Grandpa = Gamzee's ancestor
Batterwitch = Mindfang

Who are the other guardians?

>>28368800
I love you co. I love you so much. Fuck the haters, fuck the official forums. This is why I post here.

>>28369007
Pretty much.

I was too caught up with the universe thing and the whole http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14372387 stuff, but WHO CARES ABOUT SPACE, THEY GOT SHIPS TO SAIL.

>>28369007

Snrk.

>>28368991
Oh man, one time Mr. Egbert forgot his lunch, and he had a nervous breakdown in front of the entire class! Is the lunch lady really that bad?

So what kind of sex fantasies does Terezi typically dream about Dave?

You think if the guardian swap happens the quirks will change?
Like grandpa would say Old Bean and british shit a lot.
Bro would be the same.
Mom would be the same.
Nanna would type like more Jade.

>>28369033
holy shit.

Did Hussie base the update on that you think?

>>28369042
None.
She didn't sleep while interacting with him.
Karat on the other hand...

So am I Dozing here or is that a new Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

>>28369042

They all involved playing basketball with him as foreplay.

>>28369007
this just in: if you put consistent character behaviour and telling a cohesive story as a higher priority than shoehorned progressive homosexual relationships, you're a bigot who hates queer people.

also kanaya does not exist.

OH hey look new Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=035.jpg

>>28369042
>Terezi
>Dream
HERP DERP

UPDATE...

...of SBaHJ

Okay you guys, freshmen here, im planning on going into a career with Skainet, my class is Page (I know, shit class, heir without mangrit bonuses).

So I want tips, which courses should I take? Which should I avoid? Does page class ever stop being so shit? (Seriously, I got fucking jokerkind and it still takes me a god minute to kill an underling, and this is after an entire fucking summer of grinding!)

>>28369076
But Kanaya has never actually successfully had a homosexual relationship.

>>28369054

Yeah, I'm pretty sure reset Grandpa is J, so we already know his typing quirk.

I like to imagine Nanna would just write properly like Nannasprite did to FedoraFreak, even if it does make her too much like Rose in that regard. Probably not, though.

>>28369082
>Their height
More proof that Dave wants to fuck Mom.

>>28369067
oh SHIT

CHALLENGE MODE

Go to http://windboner.tumblr.com/post/8458066142, click the song, and stare at the picture for the whole song's duration without cracking a smile

>>28369112
> Beautiful woman
>In pink
>Much larger than them
Obviously Dave wants to fuck Mom

BEAUTIFUL WONAN

>>28369104
Hm. So Batterwitch = Karkat and Jade's kid then?

But what does it mean? We have to go deeper.

>This thread

What if Karkat tried to hit on Grandpa Harley, thinking he was Jade?

>>28369129
It means dave wants to fuck mom.

I REQUIRE MOM PORN

>>28369055
Honestly I highly doubt it.

But it's a pretty fucking awesome coincidence.

>>28369042
If Terezi DID dream, it'd be a fantasy about the Sufferer and Karkat fucking her into a coma.

>>28369141
Grandpa Harley: but karkat, i am not a homosexual

>>28369101

But it's not like you can just slap two ladies or two dudes together out of nowhere and go "SUCCESSFUL HOMO RELATIONSHIP, THERE YOU GO, NOW STOP COMPLAINING".

It's much better if you built it up over the course of several acts.

>>28369121
I lost in the first 10 seconds

He has her hairstyle too

>>28369157
But the fags and fag sympathizers aren't patient enough for that.

>>28369141
Old bean, I have no homosexual intentions toward you!
Bugger me, I must apologize for this awkwardness!!

>>28369170
Excuse me!
Yeah, fag here.
Fuck you, don't compare us to that yaoi fangirl trash. Hell, I'd be insulted if Hussie added a gay ship at this point. It'd feel like pandering.

>>28369121
Oh god

>>28369112

>stink lines look like wind lines
>brown
>Tavros is the Page of Breath

I don't know where I'm going with this.

>>28369121
Oh god I have to draw something for this now. This is just too silly to avoid.

>>28369214

>>28369231
No dude.
Jeff is Dave.
Dave runs off with the woman who looks like Mom.
Dave wants to fuck Mom, not Tavros.

>>28369231
We can only hope

Well, some of us can

>>28369251

Look, someone is sticking their nose up Tavros's ass and taking a deep breath.
I don't know who it is, but someone is doing it.

>>28369231
Tavros dreambubble update?

Wait a sec. If Tavros is the Page of Breath then doesn't that mean he can do the windy thing too?!?!?!

>>28369272
being a page might entail different powers than being heir

>>28369264
No, dude, they look like stink lines.
Not Tavros brown lines. The color is off for one thing.

What if the next update is Gamzee telling Dave to step off his man cause he saw the homo-trolling log Dave did

i dont know what i would even do

>>28369287
What if it is, and Dave is like "Dude I'm not gay"
Imagine the fucking shitstorm.

>>28369121
>inb4 songfics

This is too good

>>28369285

>No, dude, they look like stink lines.

So Tavros's power is extreme flatulence to match up with his blood color, I see.

>>28369284
Oh, well that's fucked. Why did the heir for the troll session wind up being fucking Eridan? (Or I assume he's heir... He's the prince, right? Princes are kind of heirs.)

>>28369287
oh god i can see it
OH GOD

hey motherfucker.
STOP FUCKING WITH TAVROS.
he's mine.
MINE.
honk.
what the fuck

>>28369303
What if Dave just countertrolls him and is all 'yeah he's in my bubble u mad'

fuck this is so entertaining

alright, hsg, i am officially out of ideas

http://tindeck.com/listen/cnsx

what the hell kind of art would you put for this music

>>28369311

Equius is the Heir of Void.
It's really not that important.

>>28369311
eridan is the prince
equius is the heir

John is the windwaker.

Tavros is the windbreaker.

>my friend gets busted with a bunch of drugs and assults a cop and is doin a stint up at rikers.

Serves that asshole right.

>>28369315
do I really have to download it?

I mean its not a big deal but usually I can play them right there

>>28369335
fuck you i choked on my goldfish

So guys.

Did Gamzee also hit on Tavros the first time that conversation happened?

Or did he do it only in the dreambubble?

>>28369350
We have no idea if that conversation was even real

>>28369346
holy fuck why are you eating your fish?

>>28369342
yeah, they must not have uploaded it as an mp3

's cool mang

>>28369317
Oh. I completely forgot about Equius's title. So can't he do the voiding thing and shit all over everyone?

>>28369346
Zoinks! What is context?

>>28369350
We'll we don't know for sure if Gamzee is actually dead. Also if it was in a dream bubble and it deviated from the norm one or both of them would have started to realize it wasn't real

I'm pretty sure that was the actual conversation and not even in a dreambubble

What if NO BEAR WITH ME ON THIS

What if. That Tavros was actually Dave. Bein all in each other's dreambubbles, mixing shit up. And Gamzee was making a kismesis pass at Dave. Or something.

>>28369314
>bubble
This is a dave from months ago.
Before sburb

>>28369346
I'm going to assume you mean Goldfish Crackers?
Shit I haven't had those cheesy fuckers since 7th grade.

>>28369361
>>28369366
The crackers named Goldfish you asshats

>>28369374
or it's another dead dave who doesn't realize he's dead yet.

>>28369364

>can't he do the voiding thing

You know I'm really hating when people go "[title]y thing".
Like, that could fucking be anything.
Like yeah maybe Nepeta can do the Hearty Thing and that makes planets explode or something because we've got no clue what the fuck hearty things are.

>>28369362
I just keep coming back to how video gamey it sounds unti the second part so maybe like pixel art??

>>28369315

>>28369388
why are you eating white people named goldfish?

cannibalism isn't cool bro.

>>28369287
Aw shit man

What if Gamzee is trying to track Tavros and he's searching through all the Daves? And Aradia placed him with Dave because there are so many dead ones he'll be harder to find

FUFCK

>>28369121

>>28369121
I'm going to find this song's music video and photoshop Gamzee's head onto it for the ENTIRE. FUCKING. DURATION.

>PCG: YES, HILARIOUS.
>PCG: I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE TO BELIEVE YOU BECAUSE SKEPTICISM IN THIS SITUATION IS FOR IDIOTS RIGHT?
>PCG: IF I SAID "YEAH RIGHT! IF THERE'S A DRINKER IN THIS HIVE I'LL EAT MY COCOON!" I'D BE LIKE THE DUMB LUSUS IN THE MOVIE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE THE KID WHEN HE TELLS IT THERE'S A RAINBOW DRINKER IN THE CLOSET.
>PCG: SO I GUESS BY REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY I SHOULD NOT BE THAT DUMBASS, YELL "OH FUCK", AND TELL EVERYONE TO GET IN THE SCUTTLEBUGGY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

>THE SCUTTLEBUGGY

Oh god that's such a good word.
It makes it sound like troll vans have insect legs instead of wheels.

>>28369121
Cod dam it you caught me at the worst time for this challenge.
Fucking pot man.

>>28369541
when the fuck did captain eri do weed

>>28369463
fuckingdoitfagggot

>>28369570
It's how he copes with so much rejection.

>>28369541
>because i love posting this image

hey check out this sketch.

Not only is it cute Karkat<3Terezi but Karkat is smiling and its not making me want to burn my computer.

>>28369616
Except that actually was the case before he lost all of his wealth and status after sgrub started, and both of them dropped him like a sack of hot potatoes.

wwould you casey

>>28369570
I've smoked it with my bro for a while.
Life's a lot more hilarious.

for your enjoyment
http://archiveofourown.org/works/233823

>>28369637

>Eridan
>status

Status implies participation in mainstream society.
Eridan was a sea dweller who did not dwell in the sea.
Just saiyan

>>28369643
I wwould

>>28369570
He smoke seaweed.

>>28369653
>
You pass by one of your completed doomsday devices. You promised you'd build it for an especially powerful and influential member of the nautical aristocracy, in return for his collusion during your campaigns. Some guy you were in cahoots with! You guess none of it matter now though.

>an especially powerful and influential member

>>28369663

>>28369652
>Anal Sex, Butt Plugs, Sex, Sex Toys, Incest, Sibling Incest, Watersports, Spanking, Blow Jobs

>Watersports

>>28369674

>influential

Because he was the Empress-to-be's moirail, I guess.

glubglubglubglubglubglubglubglubglubglubglub.
gluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub!

>>28367913

>>28369685
You don't think that John urinating into Jade's mouth is hot? You gay son?

>>28369637
>>28369653
>>28369674
>>28369697

This isn't really relevant because Vriska dropped him long before SGRUB, so whether or not he had wealth or whatever was pretty inconsequential in that regard.

>>28369730

>>28369730
yes and not entirely

>Shit related SBAHJ strip
Guys I think Eridan is going to be back.

>>28369730
What the fuck.

>>28369731
Do you think Vriska and Eridan ever made out?

>>28369772

>>28369785

Pretty sure Vriska blue-balled him.

Here's something to ponder. If Gamzee supposedly had flushed feelings for Tavros, why did he just kind of... ignore what Vriska did? I mean, in Karkat: Wake Up all we got was that he was scared of her.

And what will he do if he meets her in a dreambubble?

>>28369809

>Here's something to ponder. If Gamzee supposedly had flushed feelings for Tavros, why did he just kind of... ignore what Vriska did?

Because Tavros already rejected him at that point and he's high as all hell?

>>28369785
That is my otp

>>28369772

>>28369121
It... It didn't work for me. Not a smile, nothing.

Did HSG improve?

>>28369840
Me neither.

>>28369809
>And what will he do if he meets her in a dreambubble?

Is it possible to kill a dead person?

>>28369809
You mean crippling him? Maybe that all happened before Gamzee even met Tavros. Also Gamzee was always just goofing around he probably didn't even have it in him to be mad at someone.

>>28369840
Wow. You're kind of dead inside man. Anything come up recently that you want to talk about?

>Gamzee/Tavros shipping
eaugheuhguh

>>28369882
Too bad it's canon, at lest the creepily one-sidedness of it.

I say it's all a dream and they are best bros AND NONE OF THIS HAPPENED

>>28369829
so do you think they made out or not?

>>28369870
Hey, you got a link to that little story thing?
Or do you just have the image saved?

>>28369870
N-no, not really... Guess that I just... Don't think it's funny...

>>28369924
Just the image, sorry

>>28369924
http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/

>>28369944
well if its from Katie's fanadventures then here.

http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/

>>28369944
Well fuck.
>>28369943
Unclog your tits and tell us, Broseph Stalin.
What's eat your tits all up.

>>28369923
Probably not cause Vriska's such a fucking tease and Eridan is too much of a beta. He had this moirail thing with Feferi too.

>>28369943
I miss my pug 3:

>>28369870
>>28369972

Maybe he just doesn't think it's funny.
Frankly I agree, I could only manage a wry smirk and nothing more.

>>28369977
yeah I'd have to agree. It felt like Vriska didn't have any kind of real feelings for him anyway and was just using him for his stuff.

also I'm running out of pictures of this pairing

SLORPDORF

MORE CANCER FROG

>>28370007
Yes yes, we know.

>>28370007

Yes that was a few hours ago, would you like to discuss it?

>>28369996
Heh it's a fun pairing

How the fuck is Jack the cancer? So if they kill him everything will be normal again?

>>28369993
I guess you are right.
But if a mother fucker's not feeling like himself, well that isn't cool.
Feelin' me, mother fucker?

>>28370057
Shut up and fuck off.

>>28369121
Wow, I really love this song.
But the more I think about it the sadder I get.

NEW THREAD
>>28367403
>>28367403
>>28367403
>>28367403

so I just got done hanging out with some buddies who are starting their senior year in college and this couldn't be more relavent

>>28370087

>>28370045
Well the cancer is the series of events leading to Jack becoming powerful and wanting to fuck shit up. So you could say Jack is the result of the cancer.

The way I interpret it is this: it is difficult to create a new universe, but each universe that is created correctly will manage to find the correct path to do so. This is why some timelines are "doomed", and the "alpha" timeline is the one that follows the universe's plan. But in this case the "code" that makes up this universe is flawed, so the alpha timeline programmed into it will not lead to any universe being created at all. Jack is kind of the manifestation for this.

>>28370123
>>28370113
go to bed Sollux

>>28370110
Don't worry, you're probably STILL more productive than my summer.

What was the response to the update?

I wasn't around.

So more about the update. Jade is withh SOllux so I guess that means she's at the Green Sun?

Also if the Green sun is so massive wouldn't it just look like an infinite wall of green fire?

>>28370228
People mostly just talked about how Gamzee made out with Tavros's severed head. Other than that it was a pretty boring update.

WOW
THE TROLL WITH THE CANCER SYMBOL MADE THE CANCER
HUGE
FUCKING
SURPRISE

>>28370240
Where'd they get that idea?

And hey, it isn't that boring, I mean we know Jack is going to fuck with our Bslick. That sucks.

>>28370262
go to sleep Karkat

>>28370234
>Jade is with Sollux
Wait what, did I miss something?

Also I'll go with artistic interpretation for the Green Sun thing.

>>28370276
Look at this thread's fifth post >>28367262

>>28370289
I'm pretty sure it's Kanaya with Sollux, not Jade. Not sure where someone go that idea.

>>28370288
NO
IM NOT GOING TO SLEEP
THIS TEAM NEEDS A LEADER AND ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES ARE MUCH TOO INCOMPETENT FOR THE JOB

>>28370276
the fact that Gamzee is sitting by Tavros's head and has brown smeared all over his lips.
>>28370289
unless I miss read the last part of the update.

Here let me go get it and see

FGA: Sollux Is Okay
FGA: Hes With Me Right Now
PCG: HOLY SHIT
PCG: YOU'RE ALIVE
FGA: Hold On I Really Need To Change These Clothes

Oh wait that was Kanaya. I read it on my phone when I was kinda drunk and high so I saw the green and thought it was Jade

>>28370320
>>28370303
Yeah, the guy still has a Kissy face from when tz kissed him.

glub

>>28370320
Oh Cap, you card

So now that I know Kanaya is the one with Sollux and she needs to change clothes this puts them right before Karkat meets them all at the roof?
>>28370353
Maybe Gamzee did it too because he saw Terezi do it and he's like pretending to be her cause he's crazy and in her glasses.

No wait thats stupid
>>28370364
thaaats me

Is there a wallpaper version of this panel yet? Cause it sure is pretty.

>deadstuck
alright night

>>28370461
suck mah tittehs!

>>28370473

>>28370473
Well if you insist.

>>28370462
yeah I think you have a good idea.

plus its like 5

Wow it really is dead.

I'M THE LAST ONE STANDING
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

>>28370496
thanks, now what size do you want
and which frame of that image?

So Vriska wasn't even ultimately responsible for Noir's creation, it was Karkat. What the fuck was the point of her whole story arc again?

>>28370550
is it time to rape john yet?

>>28370557
...you again!

>>28370552
To fuck John.

>>28370552
Of course she's responsible for creating him. It's just that Karkat thinks that he's responsible for her being responsible for creating him.

i would fuck john

woof! :D

>>28370566
YOU RAPE THAT JOHN

YOU RAPE THAT JOHN RIGHT NOW
>>28370551
don't ask me. /co/mrade was the one who wanted it resized

SBAHJ update

>>28370552
I think the point of all of this is who cares who's responsible, they're all fucked anyways.

>>28370590
...B...Bec Noir?

Man...I feel like a dunce, but I'm still not getting how Noir incinerating the kids' old universe is the source of a deadly rift on the end of both kids' and trolls' timelines, when none of them are even in it.

This place is so dad.

I'm going to go force myself to read Bobbing for Tommy.

If I don't come back, remember my last words:
It's 5:03 in the morning.

>>28370566
i'm here all the time!
john is just so cute and derpy i could never leave

>>28370665
But John isn't here right now!

I'd fuck John
in the most loving and gentle way possible

Man, you people are completely useless, you know that?

what if sollux masturbated to bee porn

>>28370705
>>28370665
>>28370590

Okay, quick survey, how many of you actually have lady parts?

>>28370725

>>28370705 Does.

GUYS
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
THERE'S A METEOR HEADING FOR MY HOUSE
WAT DO

>>28370725
I have both.

>>28370769
Try to befriend it.

>>28370769
BITE THE FUCKING APPLE ALREADY.

>>28370769
Catchalogue it.

>>28370795
THERE IS NO APPLE HERE

>>28370769
RAPE JOHN
it's what i would do

>>28370769
Cut it in two

>>28370812
HOW DO I CATCHALOGE SHIT
OH FUCK WHERE DID FLUFFY GO

>>28370743
Well you sound like a nice lady and if this wasn't the internet I would take you on a fine night on the town.

>>28370779
Well at least John will half allow it.