eh

One of the teammates pals around with the others but in the end he's a spy and backstabs them.

Spah sappin' mah sentreh!

The Maguffin:

BLU is guarding something so top-secret that no one on RED even knows what it is or how it could tip the war...but they've all got their own speculations. This episode will have a different animation style that matches each character's personality and their guess on what this most-desirable item could be!

The "Kiss Me" shorts on YouTube are turned into a whole episode of a drunk Heavy trying to get Scout to kiss him.

Episode 1: " Meet the Team "

5 years after the Team Fortress disbanded due to the death of Samurai (imb4 THIS ONE FOR YOU MORPH) a drunken, depressed Demoman is contacted by a misterious woman, offering him a job: to kill the leader of an organisation called "Blue hand". After weeks of deep meditation with the ale, Demoman decides to reunite the team.

TF2 breaks into the real world shti gets real

>medic cant seem to build his uber up
>erectile dysfunction jokes for the the entire episode
>ending gag is premature uber

>>27562506
It's a hat.

>>27562506
the pyro part will be in shitty hand drawn crayon pictures with him/her murrf murrfing over the footage

>>27562551
Hooly crap, thank god I wasn't the only one thinking that when it came on

Crocker would make the perfect Medic

Sidenote: All episodes should be named in the format "Meet the X"

Meet the Hats: The Spy decides to wear a fancy Fedora on the field one day, and the RED team soon becomes obsessed with hats, to the point where they begin to lose their missions against BLU, for fear of their headgear being damaged. Eventually, the Pyro works with the Spy to steal everyone's hats, and destroys them, freeing the team from their obsession. The team then proceeds to kick ass left, right, and center.

They should make it like the game.

5 spies and 5 snipers on each team, no medics, and maybe a soldier or demoman.

On a very special episode of TF2, Pyro gets touched inappropriately by Demoman one night.

>>27562653
A whole episode of Meet The Sandvich and what he does on the field of duty

The BLU Team is sent on a bizarre mission to an abandoned mansion out in the middle of nowhere, only to find the RED team brutally murdered. Now the BLU team will need the help of an insane RED Sniper to hunt down the monstrosity behind these murders and complete their mission.

TF2 Christmas special

The team is sent to the Heavy's shack in the middle of Russia to get a MacGuffin that was sent there for safe keeping by the Administrator (Where else would it be safer then in the middle of nowhere with giant man and sasha). The entire episode consists of the team fighting off bears and wolves while climbing a mountain. At the end, it turns out the McGuffin was a bunch of hungry Ice Alligators that explode. After his shack is destroyed, the Heavy then finds a massive vault built underneath his house that contains the reanimated body of Lenin. Lenin then breaks out and becomes a reoccurring villain.

Stereotypical murder mystery on a train.
One member of the team is a spy.
Ends with a showdown between the Red and Blue spies.

The crew spend an entire episode trying to see Pyro without her mask on. In the end, they finally see Pyro take off her mask and discover that Pyro was an enemy spy and the real Pyro was on vacation.

>>27562676

>implying everyone wouldn't be Demoman

The RED team tries so hard to discover Pyro's genre but all their attempts fail. They go as far as totally ignoring that their defenses and installations are being teared apart by BLU and they're practically losing the battle just to figure if Pyro is a man, a woman, a robot or whatever.

>>27562676
>he hasn't moved onto pugs for 6v6 or highlander ever since the game became F2P
>smirkingpyros.jpg

Demoman should blow himself up in every episode. It will be a running gag.

>>27562772
>implying everyone wouldn't be Demopan
ftfy

Meet the Pills

The Medic starts to obsess over a new type of pill recently that was sneaked into the team's supplies. It turns out to not be a medical item, but a hallucinogen. The Medic starts to cause wicked treatments on his patients and acts very strange. It would end with him being killed slowly as he overdoses on the pills, sneaks into the enemy team's HQ, and tortures them slowly.

They get a new Medic a few weeks later.

The pills disappeared, no one knowing who has them.

>>27562819
I uninstalled the game when the Mann Co update came out.

Having fun paying $17.49 for a virtual hat?

>>27562822
Sniper: "Oh my god! You killed the demoman!"
Scout: "You bastards!"

Nah, don't see that happening.

RED Demoman decides to spend a week without drinking, but then BLU begins to break through all of RED's defenses, and the only way to stop them is to get Demoman drunk again, as he sucks at fighting while sober.

Pyro saves the Engineer from a spy, they become bros 4 lyfe.
I don't know how to make a full episode of this, but I'd like to see it happen.

>>27562901
Pyro protecting Engi as always. The pyro leaves for a second and comes back with the Engi about to be backstabbed. Kills the spy and Engi becomes in debt for the Pyro. Pyro tries to make Engi and him even

Every episode should end with someone being a disguised spy, revealed in the most anti-climatic way each time.

>>27562822
I'd imagine the running gag being a teammate who gets more injured than healed when in the Medics care.

Scout: "Hey, Medic, why's the freakin' Demoman only have one arm?!"

Medic: "He...wouldn't keep still, do not blame me for his incompetence."

Red and BLU have a chili cook off and the teams spend the entire episode sabotaging each others recipes

>2011
>still playing TF2

Also, it should use the animation like in the meet the team videos.
Shit, maybe it could finally be the first great cgi animated series.

RED pushes the Medic too hard, trying to get him to heal in more than one place, and he quits. Throughout the episode, other members of the RED team try to heal each other and hilarity ensues. At the end of the episode, when it looks like BLU is about to steal the briefcase and RED is stuck in a corner, the Medic comes back with an Uber and the RED team sends the BLU team running home.

>>27562970
And the judges are Miss Ellen and Saxton Hale.

>>27562970
Pyro wins.

So, my computer is being a bitch and telling me i still have 9hrs and 44 mins before my dl for this game on Steam is complete. What are the classes like?

Scout should be that cocky asshole nobody likes.

While everyone else would have their bromances (Heavy & Medic, Soldier & Demoman, Engie & Pyro, and maybe Sniper & Spy would have a "hey, you're pretty chill" thing going), Scout would just be an arrogant prick.

>>27563017

That would be so cliche yet amazing.

>>27563033
Pyro has to win.
Pyro is the king of Barbecues, what do you expect.

Alternative Ending: Spy and Medic poison the chili, but instead of death, everyone just gets massive stomach pain and diarrhea.

Archimedes is kidnapped.

>>27563062
Play pyro and no matter what anyone tells you always hold w and left click. It works every time.

>>27563070

Sniper is a loner. He shouldn't really be bros with anyone.
Also I don't think the Sniper would like the psy too much.

>>27563070
There could be a B plot where Scout tries to find bromance. He ends up falling in love with a dispenser.

>>27563079
They find him by gibbing the Scout.

>>27563079
and its a whodunit episode where each team member tells there side of the story

>>>/v/

Meet the Snowstorm

A freak snowstorm hits Dustbowl, snowing the two teams in. To keep from going stir-crazy (and killing each other), the RED team decides to have fun with arts and crafts, a talent show, and rigorous exercise. Of course this is initiated by the medic, who is concerned for the team's mental health. Everyone is hesitant and grumpy at first, but soon even the Spy is getting into the spirit of it. The episode would end with the camera panning outside, where the snow has thawed and BLU is standing on the cap point, completely confused. Suddenly the snow on the point melts completely, revealing a massive amount of sticky bombs, which explode.

>>27563079
>Implying Archimedes isn't already kidnapped in Scout's Stomache

>>27563119
Scout's would be an over-exaggerated action film.

>>27563077
No, Pyro's chili would be too hot, and walking within 10 feet of it instantly ignites you.
Pyro will fail to see why this is a problem.

Meet the Management

Pauling stops by Red HQ to speak with the Engineer about something routine and arbitrary (the state of Gravel Elevator 33-C, let's say). Little does she realize that the Engineer has been replaced by the Blu Spy, who now knows that she, and by extension the Announcer, are playing both sides. When she discovers the ruse, she makes up a story about an attempt on her life to get the Red Sniper to go after him, hoping he can carry out the hit before the Spy spills the beans. The episode ends with the Blu Spy telling the Sniper the secret as he lies dying of massive kukri trauma.

What the Sniper does about it...will be revealed next week!

Medic would be cool with everyone, and everyone would be cool with medic. I can't see anyone having much negative feelings towards the dude who keeps them alive.

>>27563098
I dunno, maybe Spy would just kind of pop in on the Sniper from time to time, see how he's doing.

Meet the Gentlemen

Red and Blu stop fighting for once and go on a business picnic. They have fun and make new friends. The episode ends when they go back to the same spot they stopped fighting at and continue fighting

The "Cheer Up, Eeyore" episode of Winnie The Pooh, except with Pyro instead of Eeyore.

>>27563098
Sniper is the loner that still does his job on the team.
Spy is the man who thinks he's too good for his team and often preffers to do things his way.
Engie is the "hey pals, let's just get along together!"
Heavy is the guy who is nice but the second you say something bad about him he'll go apeshit on you.
Scout is pretty much the Scrappy Doo in the team.
Demoman gets along alright, but is drunk most of the time.
Soldier only treats his teammates as comrades in arms and nothing else and often wants to take the lead.
Medic sees his teammates more as frequent patients than actual teammates.
Pyro is a complete mystery.

>>27563169
Each of the team try the Pyro's chili. They instantly double over in various degrees of pain.

Scout: Aw man, I ain't feelin' so good.

Sniper: Cor blimey, it's loik me insides is on fire!

Heavy (Eating from a huge bowl): THIS IS DELICIOUS! (he says this about every batch)

Engineer: ... (pushes the bowl away slightly, looking concerned)

The team is perplexed by exactly where all the random weapon drops come from. A few members give their own theory, each with their own animation style for each.

They eventually figure out it's just Saxton Hale dropping heavy guns on them from 30,000 feet in his private jet. No one questions it or worries about how safe it is.

>After a tenuous battle deep within the Arizona Badlands, the Medic is proud to announce that the team is one massive, well-coordinated push away from completely decimating the Red team's presence nearby. Setting his Ubercharge to maximum power, he tells everyone to prepare for the fight of their lives for when the weapon is finally charged enough to make the entire team simultaneously invincible. Scout and Sniper are lounging about in the sun, discussing how they're going to prepare for the mighty push, when high in the sky they spot a falling figure. In a few short seconds the figure deploys a large black parachute, reading "Mann Co." across it, and lands before them. The muscular, shirtless man introduces himself as Saxton Hale, and boisterously declares himself the greatest purveyor of artillery in the world, seeking clients. Though Sniper is oblivious to Saxton's reputation, the Scout is very familiar with the Mann Co. catalogue and requests Saxton Hale's most powerful weapon for the upcoming battle. Always eager to make a sale, Saxton introduces Scout to the Holy Mackerel; an item he claims is capable of devastating entire armies despite looking like an ordinary dead fish. Though the price tag is well in the millions, the Scout offers Saxton a piece of equipment that offers temporary invulnerability to anyone with a proper implant. Saxton is intrigued, and the two make the trade.

>>27563244

>The Sniper, having witnessed the trade, informs Scout (as he had been the entire time) that it was a bad idea and now the big upcoming push is in peril. The episode's climax reveals the Medic hauling a fake healing gun in to battle (which the Scout made out of cardboard to 'replace' it,) the Blu team throwing themselves at the Red team without an ubercharge and Scout running in to battle with what appears to be a dead fish. Blu team's offensive maneuver is a total failure, the mackerel proves to be utterly useless and an angry Sniper informs the Medic of what Scout did. As the Medic prepares to strangle the life out of the Scout his Holy Mackerel ignites, completely destroying the Blu headquarters.

>>27562735
No, scratch that. TF2 Halloween special, where the moral is "the real meaning of Halloween is to get your greed on and dress up as scary things to have sex with strangers and creep out the bad luck spirits!" With special guest Gibus the Ghost.

> An episode where one team finds a backstabbed team member. A gigantic fiasco unfolds as they try to find out who the spy is as more bodies start dropping and the mystery gets even more complicated. In the end, everyone was a spy. Everyone.

>The Demoman starts bringing his familie's prized heirloom - The Eyelander - into battle. Although he is made fun of by his team for carrying around a heavy, burdensome sword, he quickly turns the tides by topping the score charts with his new weapon. The episode ends with the Eyelander getting nerfed by the administrator and status Quo resuming.

>>27563208
Medic will be cool with everyone, but like certain classes more. He'll stop to put a bandage on a Heavy's scraped knee, or sew a hole in Pyro's suit, but will put off the Scout's broken bones and quadruple bypass.

We get a History Lesson from Heavy about Nationalism and the Soviet Union.

Meet the Motivator
the soldier tired of the teams lack of motivation tries to get them into shape the team complies at first but then realizes that there is only failure when the soldier is in charge and thus try to skimp on there exercises

Meet the Motivator
the soldier tired of the teams lack of motivation tries to get them into shape the team complies at first but then realizes that there is only failure when the soldier is in charge and thus try to skimp on there exercises hilarity ensues

The TF2 crew finds a Mann Co crate one day after a round of Dustbowl. None of them want to justify spending money on a key, so they spend the whole episode trying unsuccessfully to break it open. Finally, they settle on using it for a coffee table.

Alternatively, they are so consumed with curiosity they hold a series of apocalyptically unsuccessful fundraisers to drum up $2.50 for a key.

After an attack goes awry, Spy and Scout must put aside their differences to outwit the enemy and escape with both the intel and their lives.
-Or-
A freak snowstorm at coldfront causes a spy to be trapped in the enemy base with a lone, psychotic Pyro.
Spy must survive until the storm passes.

Christmas Episode: It's Christmas time, and everyone is filled with holiday cheer...except for the announcer, who is making the teams fight on Christmas. In her sleep she is visited by the ghosts of Christmas, played by members of the team.

Beach Episode: It's the day off for the teams, and they decide to head down to the beach for some well earned R&R. The Pyro is set with the Barbeque duties, and everyone is content to play in the ocean except for the Spy. The sideplot of the episode will be getting the spy into the water.

>Meet the Baaastontonian.

The Red Sox are playing the Yankees, and both Scouts have agreed to a temporary cease fire between the two in order to watch the game.
Both teams see this as a way to kill the other side's Scout and continue interrupting the game.

Ends with blue Sniper shooting the television RIGHT before the final catch is made/not made. The two snipers toast a beer and sit back to watch the two Scouts riot around the 2fort.

>Haberdashery Hell

>After several months of combat, the Red and Blu team begin to lose motivation. They frequently question their motives for fighting one another and appear lethargic when not in combat, prompting worry in the Administrator. Making a quick phone call to Saxton Hale, she requests he make a special shipment to the respective teams' headquarters, unlabeled and unannounced. When the team opens the packages, they find within them a collection of hats. Most of the team is skeptical and outright insulted at the delivery, (correctly) assuming it was merely a poor attempt at motivating them, but the Soldier's fervorous desire to appeal to his superiors and win the war prompts him to reprimand the team for their insubordination, shortly after donning his hat proudly. The teams slowly begin to grow fond of the hats, increasing their productivity and desire to fight. However, as time passes they begin to grow obsessed with the hats to the point where entire battles are halted so the two teams can chatter on about hats. The Administrator then phones Saxton once again to completely destroy the hats, prompting the team to bitterly resume fighting each other. The episode ends with the Soldier lying in his cot one night, lifting up the pillow to whisper goodnight to a hat he managed to hide away.

As a detail, each episode has to be titled "MEET THE _____" where a word related or relevant to the episode's plot is written on the blank. And the title cards for each episode must emulate the "Meet the Team" title cards as well.

>>27563283
>medics giving half a fuck about pyros, even if they have 1 health, standing right nearby, and have been calling for assistance while airblasting away heavy-medic teams and grenade spam

NOPE.fml

>>27563358
Combine both plots. A montage of failed opening attempts would be gold, but not for a whole episode. Then, at the end, when they can't manage to scrape together two-fiddy, coffee table.

>>27563549
Except they paint it gaudy colors and stamp a blue "Vintage" label on the side, over the Mann Co. labeling. That's the closing shot.

>MEET THE DISORDER
A Very Special Episode where the Scout deals with bulimia, claiming it's the only way to keep his skinny, swift frame. When he collapses in the middle of a battle from fatigue, both teams stop and say facts about various eating disorders. Soldier's lines appear very obviously read off cue cards and the Pyro gets a monologue about personal health while the credits roll.

>>27563240
>Heavy (Eating from a huge bowl): THIS IS DELICIOUS! (he says this about every batch)

I like it!

>>27563405
>>27563405
dude
i love this plot so much.

>>27563627
And Heavy...
Well I got nothin'.

>Sniper has been acting strangely yet. When he's on the field he seems to be preoccupied with something, and when he's not he hides away in his dorm all day, never opening the door. The team grows curious at him being even more of a schizoid than usual though Scout makes a joke about him never really doing anything in battle anyway. They're shocked to see the Sniper triumphantly leap out of his room one evening, donning a yellow headband and kicking over a chair. For several weeks, he claims, he had been studying an ancient martial art that was passed down to him by a great Australian guru, and is now prepared to combat the Blu team in a more direct fashion. Intrigued, the team congratulates him on his efforts. The next battle they resume their combative duties, only to see the Sniper charge in to the front lines shattering jars of urine upon everyone. Disgusted by the apparent "martial art," they resolve to stop the Sniper from throwing piss on them by convincing their respective Demomen that they are part of an ancient lineage of swordsman, destined to draw a sword and shield in the field of battle. It takes quite some time, but eventually the Demoman and Sniper realize both of their new-found abilities are useless and hang them up.

Everyone's invited to Demoman's ancestral home. Little do they know that it's in fact haunted by the ghosts of his forefathers who have taken offense to their lack of drinking traditional scrumpy.

Ends with the entire team as drunk as the demoman but with demoman near sober as his stock of beverages has been depleted.

>>27563697
"Uh... Boo... Booleemeea is a dees-order that..."

*Sits and stares angerly at the camera for a few seconds*

"Dis is stoopid."

*Gets up and walks away*

Meet the Man

each team member has is in there head that there the best member of the team
a competition is then set up the show ends with saxton hale winning every competition

An episode that would essentially be "The Thing" except with the Spy as the alien.

Quiet day at the base, when suddenly a pair of BLU's come rampaging towards the base chasing a RED Scout shouting phrases in Norwegian.

They kill the BLU's and welcome the Scout into the base.
Then things start getting spooky, and someone eventually catches the "Scout" backstabbing a team member, who then also turns into a spy, Pyro comes in and torches it.
Tensions run high, nobody trusts anybody, people start acting crazy and eventually they do the blood test etc.

Basically, I'd have it be a scene by scene homage to The Thing.

Except right at the end when Soldier and Demoman are the only ones left, it turns out they were both Spies in the first place.

>>27563401
>Beach Episode: It's the day off for the teams, and they decide to head down to the beach for some well earned R&R. The Pyro is set with the Barbeque duties, and everyone is content to play in the ocean except for the Spy. The sideplot of the episode will be getting the spy into the water.

The spy hates the water because of all the vicious sea creatures that inhabit the ocean (Sharks, Octopi, stingrays, Lovecraftian horrors,) and once everyone gives up trying to get him to go into the water, he spies a crab.

Watching the tiny creature scuttle into the sea, The Spy notes that, despite his tiny size, the crab is brave enough to enter without hesitation, and decides that he will take the initiative of the crab. Squatting down with his pincer like hands above his head, the spy boldly walks into the tide and enters the water.

And so begins the legend of the BLU spycrab...

Adventures of the Spy: The spy is commissioned by the UN to head down to Morocco and steal information from a local gangster. He uses massive, unwieldy devices and poor disguises to get close to the crime lord, and begins snorting

Not an episode, but a joke.

The teams are doing something together, so to distract the announcer the heavies put on a puppet show using socks of the two teams fighting.
Then "Oh good, RED Engineer haz sentry to poot up een choke point."
>Heavies start arguing in Russian.
>One of the Heavies leaves, the one that's still there has the Pyro puppet dance.
"Murph, mmmmmfff, mrph!"
>Scream of pain from a Scout.
"Wait, now Engineer eez back vith sentry for choke point!
>Heavy number two holds up an Engineer puppet holding a severed foot.
>Announcer is seen watching this on the screens while eating popcorn.

>MEET THE NORMALS
Due to a glitch, the entire RED crew gets a day off, and spend it going back to their old houses, living a day in what their lives would be like if they weren't mercenaries.
>Scout's the bat boy for a local baseball team.
>Engineer works for a hardware company very similar to Aperture Science.
>Heavy is in a circus act as 'The Man With A Bottomless Stomach'.
>Soldier cuts hair.
When they all get back, BLU still hasn't stolen the briefcase, thinking that the fact that they hadn't seen a single member of the other team was an elaborate trap.

"Maimage -a -trois"

The Red Spy plots an elaborate scheme to make the Blue team destroy itself when it's at its weakest; lunch. Red Spy steals Heavy's sandvich, Scout's energy drink, and Demoman's beer and then plants false evidence to pit the three against each other.

and the hilarity that ensues...

>>27563401

DID SOMEBODY SAY "BEACH EPISODE?"

While helping his team combat the Blus, the Red scout uncovers a small nest of eggs in the rafters of wherever the hell they're all fighting. Carefully lifting them, he takes them back to the Red base and nurses them during his downtime. The Medic uncovers his attempts and identifies the eggs as duck eggs, providing the Scout with an incubator and helping him care for them in secret. The eggs hatch, and the episode chronicles the Scout's efforts to keep the peeping chicks hidden from the rest of the team (especially the Administrator.) Despite his best efforts, however, the entire Red team discovers the chicks, and prove affectionate to them in their own unique ways. The Administrator, however, also finds out through various camera feeds and deems the small birds a distraction. The episode ends with Ms. Pauling sadly informing the team she has to take the chicks away, but informs a reluctant Red team that they will be taken to a farm where they can be properly cared for. That night, when a discouraged Scout goes to bed, he sets his hand beneath his pillow, feeling a small paper beneath it. Written upon the paper is the address of the farm the chicks were taken to.

>>27563786

This is clever. I like this.

One time in a thread like this someone suggested a "Meet the Parents" episode. Either, it would involve the families of all the Team members coming, or it's just Scout's parents that are visiting and he tell the rest of the team that his parents think he's at Summer Camp.

So now all the team members have to pretend they're camp faculty and members. Hilarity ensues.

Also, could throw in some innuendo with Scout's mom and Spy.

>>27564079
shutupandtakemymoney.jpeg

>this thread

I could see this being Adult Swim's new #1 show.

>>27564079
Alternatively:

Sniper's parents can no longer pay the rent of their home and are kicked out, so they decide move out Sniper at the RED base for a while. Sniper's dad is very reluctant to go there and criticizes his occupation as always and even his teammates non-stop, while his mother feels happy to see her son again (she treats him like a little boy) and grows fond of his teammates (he treats them like the school friends of a little boy). Hilarity ensues when Sniper struggles between accomplishing his duty and keepiing his parents safe from war while his teammates both tease him non-stop and demand him to kick his parents out as they interfere with the mission.

>>27564185
>[as]
Nope.avi

Complete cgi done by a specialty VALVe team and aired on their own website. New episodes every Soon.

>>27563401
the best way to do it would be to have the ghosts ultimately convince her to turn her life around and stop being vile and sinister...but then she finds out the ghosts ARE just spy, heavy and sniper, not actual ghosts of christmas.

then we cut to all of them brutally murdering each other as the announcer watches overhead from a window and says "merry christmas" with a sinister sneer

>>27564244
>released on Valve time

NIGGA NO. NO, YOU MUST BE FUCKING CRAZY. TWO YEARS BETWEEN MEET THE SPY AND MEET THE MEDIC.
TWO
FUCKING
YEARS

>MEET THE FOOLS
It's April first and RED plays pranks on their friends during Capture the Flag including:
>The Spy's watch is replaced with a normal watch, and nobody tells him he's not invisible. In the end, BLU is intimidated by his bravery and nobody attacks him.
>The Scout's bats are all replaced with fish. The BLU Medic is allergic to fish.
>Engie's sentries sap themselves, and he thinks there's a spy nearby. This causes BLU spies to think that they're already on the other side, but end up charging into certain death.
>A picture of a BLU spy is taped to the scope of the Sniper's rifle, causing him to randomly swing his Kukri behind him, killing a BLU spy.
This continues, and because of the pranks, RED is able to steal the briefcase. At the end of the episode, it's revealed to be filled with porn sprays, as a prank by the Administrator.

>>27564233
And when the BLU attacks the base they get told by Sniper's mom and leave in shame.

It's starts snowing in Dustbowl, much to the confusion of literally every single character present in the show. The respective teams decide to take the day off and enjoy the enigma of modern weather, their rivalry spawning various playful competitions such as snowball fights and sled racing.

Ms. Pauling unsuccessfully tries to coerce the Administrator to leave her desk and go out in to the snow, figuring she could use the relaxation. She also asks Saxton Hale to help in an uncharacteristic show of poor judgement, resulting in the Administrator bundling herself in dozens of layers of winterwear and bitterly standing around just to shut the pair up.

meet the music
the administrator seeing how well balenced the engi is decides the teams need to pick an instrument like the engi
sniper didgeridoo demo bag pipes
i cant think of any other funny pairings

>>27564411
Medic: violin (obvious)
Heavy: harp (just for laughs)
Sniper: piano?
Pyro: electric guitar
Scout thinks it's a waste so he goes for something seemingly simple: kazoo
Soldier: trumpet

>>27564411

The Spy ends up being an amazing saxophone player, but takes it too far when he starts wearing his suit in a sexy open-chested fashion (with sunglasses,) spends most of his time hip thrusting while playing the instrument and does not actually do any of his spying duties.

>>27564411
Heavy - Singing Red Army Choir style
Soldier - Trumpet
Medic - Violin
Pyro - Electric guitar
Scout - Drums?
Spy - ???

Samurai Episode
>Scout (Wearing monarch hat, with fan) is the emperor
>his guard is heavy (sumo hat)
>a silent ninja esque spy (noh mercy + kunai) is contantly trying to kill the monarch, foiled by heavy
>Meanwhile Samurai soldier (killer kabuto + half-zatoichi + concheror) is out to kill the Demoman (samureye + half-zatoichi + charging targe)
>Epic samurai duel, Ninja spy antics
>spy winds up locked in a room with Geisha Medic.
>it doesnt end well.

>>27564534
>spy stands in the middle of a battle, doing this and playing the epic sax tune

>Meet the Canadian

After arguing with the Sniper, the Soldier tries to prove he's a better hunter by bagging the most dangerous animal alive...man! Because he's not an animal at all, and thus superior and mostly inedible (Pyro apparently attempts to argue this before Soldier headbutts him and continues his external monologue).

After unsuccessfully attempting to catch a Soldier in a pitfall trap (who rocket jumps out), a Heavy in a snare trap (it springs and the rope simply breaks, knocking out the Scout next to him resulting in the Heavy saying "poor leetle humminkburd ees tuckered out" and carrying Scout over his shoulder), and a Spy in a bear trap (the teeth are too big to hit the Spy's thin limbs).

Finally, Soldier gives up and challenges the Sniper to bag one. Sniper replies "Ya just gotta use bait, keep em distracted." Through the sights of Sniper's rifle we see a Medic healing a crudely painted cardboard Demoman with a medic speech bubble above it's head. Behind the Medic is a series of dried blood smears and bullet holes.

Soldier then sits behind a barrel pointing his rocket launcher at a wall, on which is painted a hockey playing maple tree saying 'I love Engineers!'. Soldier laughs, saying "Gotta use bait".

The Sniper walks up slowly behind him, repeating "Gotta Keep 'em distracted" and turns back into an enemy spy.

>>27562403
Better yet, do an overall series combining all the Valve games. Scout fighting Combines! Full Life Consequences! Spamming that dumbass pill song!

>>27564310
Or rather, each prank makes the victim end up getting killed. Ex., Sniper's watch is a real one, ergo, he gets killed when he can't get invisible.

Since these are pretty much self contained stories, we can just kill off as many characters as we want on each episode and make them appear alive on the next one like nothing ever happened.