Both their parents are dead. And they live together.

Like gay sin.

SEXY OTP GAY SIN

1. because she will teach him responsibility and parenting skills
2. he will remind her of the simple joys in life
3. i will get to masturbate

I don't think I have to explain. [not /co/ but don't give a shit]

COME ON HULK!
You teach me and I teach you!

>>18877539
....you can fap to that? seriously?

You're stranger than furries.

There is no pairing.

Just Brock Samson.

Because alcoholism and wanton drug use makes you do some odd shit.

>>18877507
362 and Nigel are a reasonable pairing
though..

1: Ferb is fucking cool and deserves anything he can get

2: It's one big in-joke reference, and I like metaficitonal humor

3: They both have DAT VOICE

3: The creators have said that Ferbnessa will happen, but way after the show is over and when the age difference is less pronounced

OTP

I'm pretty sure they live together, she does his hair, and he probably zipped up her dress,

>>18877551
>courage the cowardly dog
>not /co/
say the fuck WAAAAT

I think the dialogue explains it pretty well. Not to mention Violet having lamented not being normal meeting someone from an incredibly accepting weird family.

>>18877635

McGinnis and Dana. You just know he was only dating her through high school. They would say "oh its twue wuv" but when the chips are down and she has to choose between a real college and staying in the dangerzone of Gotham she's gonna fucking book it.

Ten on the other hand, could stay and fight crime(sometimes) and be Terry's Catwoman.

>>18877590
Fanboys never get the object of their obsession.

>>18877600
Sauce on that last part?

Because question marks.

Because Vicky's behavior could be explained as reaction formation and punishing him for making her think perverted things, because Snow Bound was as much of a shiptease episode as you could get without bringing down S&P on your head. And mostly because it's an /ss/ babysitter fantasy with a hot, extremely dominant redhead voiced by Grey DeLisle and if you're a straight male there is no part of that sentence you didn't like.

>>18877766
I now ship this.

Beligerent sexual tension is best sexual tension

Because they look adorable together

>>18877712

I think Dan Povenmire said it a last year's PNF panel.

>>18877780
Oh, and because hatesex is the best sex.

>>18877790
Mission accomplished.

>>18877780

The big problem is that well, Tootie and Vicky are not attractive in show, only in very lusty fanart

Whatever beats your drum though, mate.

Fuck Matt and more importantly, fuck 02

I don't need to explain shit to you. You're not the boss of me.

Sauce on Ferbnessa confirmation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8PjlWpn2Ys

This would be the most adorably hilarious thing ever, and you all know it.

>>18877820
Agreed !

Considering that whenever not around one another for longer than a few moments they become listless, depressed, and irritable, they don't really have any other options if they want to feel even remotely happy.

>>18877927

Max likes girls now apparently.

Jury's still out on Sam.

>>18877858
>>The big problem is that well, Tootie and Vicky are not attractive in show
Yeah, well, that's like, your opinion, man. In a show this hyper-simplistic and angular, you have to use your imagination. Also, because of this simplicity, if she were meant to be ugly she'd have some obvious deformity.

>>18877947

Excellent point. I mean she's not obviously ugly like Crocker or Francis.

1 - No School like the Old School.
2 - One turns out to be the Prince, the other is the Princess.
3 - Both are completely adorable together.
4 - It's canon.

Need I go on?

>>18877920

This is my OT4. Gordon tops Harvey who tops cop who tops background left guy. They are made for each other because they all hate crime and are selfless people, except for the cop who is actually a dirty cop. He angsts about this while background left guy comforts him with sex.

Also I ship my own AU where Harvey is a vampire and Gordan is a werewolf and dirty cop is a shapeshifting zombie.

>>18877946
They both like girls, kind of (Sam had a girlfriend in highschool, and there's Max and time travel and womanizing). But the start of gay jokes about the two of them was from Purcell himself. He once said 'Their obsession with eachother is platonic or not depending on what's funniest at the moment' though.

>>18877813
Wait, that actually happened?

>>18877975

Yeah, that's makes sense. Kanji sexuality- whatever's funniest for the writers.

>>18877975
The "Canon Is Whatever I Feel Like" strategy

Timmy/Trixie Legion is my OT∞.

>>18877947
plus dos eyelashes dawg...

>>18878060

I keep wondering the context.

>>18877557

>>18878089
Long version: Jorgen gets sick, and only another Von Strangle can take up his duties. Turns out Cosmo is a distant cousin. Jorgen is mortified, but since they're pressed for time, he reluctantly puts Cosmo in charge of his duties, including safeguarding Da Rules. Timmy promptly takes advantage of the fact that Cosmo is an idiot and arranges things so that Da Rules no longer apply to him. So one of the first things he wishes up is a stadium full of Trixies who are crazy about him.

>>18878198

FUCK YEAH DA RULES SUCK

Anyway, Timmy/Trixie may be dead now, but I do not weep.

>>18878338
I won't believe the live-action movie is canon until I hear it from Butch himself.

>>18877975
How am I supposed to be an asshole over canon if there is no canon?

This is bullshit.

>>18878386
>written by the same exact people who wrote wishology
>not canon
Oh, you shippers...

(pic related, official OTP)

>>18878386

Apparently he's all for it, but who knows.

I woun't be terribly disraught no matter what happens, as long as Butch finally picks an OTP so I can leave the fandom.

They HATE eachother. They can't stop hating eachother. Candlelight hate date, etc. These two just feel so perfect together.

>>18878448

Tootie isn't even that bad of an option, my problem with her is a total and utter lack of motive and reason for liking Timmy.

>>18878448
Find me an animated franchise where a live-action adaptation is considered canon.

>>18878495

Trollshipping is weird given how utterly fucked up they all are.

>>18878507
THIS.

>>18878535

But, some ships just feel so RIGHT because they are so fucked up. For example, Equius/Aradia

>>18878507
Maybe she just thinks he's good looking and it has nothing to do with his personality?

for the lulz

>>18878507
Maybe that Timmy's actually tried to stand up against her sister's bullshit?

>>18878507
>>18878551
>>18878594
>>18878613

JESUS YOU GUYS ARE UNBELIEVABLE.
GO BACK AND WATCH THE PILOT EPISODE.
DO IT YOU- BLEBLOBS!

>>18878569
...Tigger is a stuffed animal. What could they even, like...do?

Because I read Gunwild's fanfiction

goddammit

Because it makes me happy.

>>18878647
Be cute together, dammit.

>>18878635
or the episode after the pilot. IDC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTuZ8LRmGqg

>>18878670
>reads name
>Gunwild
>scroll up to see author of Tokka fanfic i'm reading
>realize i'm actually reading the fanfiction right now
BROFIST ME! THIS FIC IS AWESOME!

>>18878715

lol randumb

Booster may have grown a lot more competent since losing Ted, but he's rarely been genuinely happy.

>>18878818

So little fan art of 362 or 86.
What I do have of them is generally titled BickeringLesbos.jpg

>>18878635
>>18878686

Oh my lord, Tootie used to be cute and have a pleasant voice and act sedate.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

>>18878762

Panni :3

>>18878886

Oh dear. I kind of like that. What's wrong with me.

Crowd control.

>>18878886
Marcy/Peppermint Patty is the best pairing ever.

>>18877657
>>18877635
FUCK YOU DON'T YOU GO PAIRING MAI WAIFU!

>>18878844
Even her new voice is still better than fat monotonous braille reader Dionne Quan.

Seriously, Season 0 Tootie was sooooo cute

I blame Hartman, as usual.

Or probably Grey DeLisle, cause that Tootie did not sound like her.

>>18878448

Because I can.

I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.

Mind the shitty art, I couldn't find screen caps.

>>18879098

They love each other

>>18879069
>>18879069
>Shitty art

Bro, I've seen WAAAAY shittier...

>make thread with intent to see /co/'s zaniest and most cracked out OTPs
>come back to it later
>thread is legitimate OTP shipping talk

Well I guess this is okay too

>>18878495
>>18878586

Best Troll Ship is Gamzee/Tavros

I have no idea why. Maybe it's the same reason I ship Dave/John.

>>18879037
ALL the original voices were better. That includes Chester's, AJ's and Mom's.

It pissed me the fuck off when they changed them.

>>18879069
>>18879113
Like, no explanation needed, eh Scoob?

>>18879028

Are you seriously insulting the blind woman?

Low blow, dude.

>>18878894
...Huh.

Tednugent and Scratchfever? I'm not even going to try and explain how unbelievably fucking awesome this pair is.

I ship Scooby Doo and insanity.

>>18878686
That...still doesn't explain WHY she likes him.

Though yeah, she IS a hell of a lot less annoying.

>>18879166
I had that Scooby Doo single tear as my buddy icon on AIM back in high school.

>>18879098
D'awwwww

>>18879215

I agree

Tootie just grates my nerves audiotorially

I'll take monotone voice over nails on chalkboard irrational hate voice.

Tenacious D/Bigfoot

>>18879220

Awwww

WHERE'S MY SEQUEL, TIM

I WILL GIVE YOU MY ETERNAL SOUL FOR PSYCHONAUTS 2: MINDBENDING BOOGALOO

Astaroth/Spiderman, because they look good together and fighting crime with your girlfriend has to be awesome.

Because I like this ship

>>18879220
I just beat Psychonauts for the first time yesterday. It was pretty great.

>>18879315

Meh.

Of course canontoniclaly, MJ is the only girl perfect for Peter

If we're talking about crack ships though, I like Laura/Peter, because he would be perfect to make her happy, if only for a while.

>>18879144

Meh, I'm cool with Gamzee/Tavros, but I also think that Nepeta/Tavros could work. or Nepeta/Equius

And thanks to the awesome Homestuck thread from yesterday, I've got pics for both.

>>18879347
FUCK YEAR!

>>18879337
>>18879317
Who the fuck are these characters supposed to be?

>>18879368

Aaand here's the Nepeta/Tavros

>>18879347

I loved the Vault with her and him :3

I like opposite couples that compliment each other'

He's a stern German psychic with a professional attitude and a hate for tiffany lamps

She's a Brazillian psychic party girl with a dark past and a mind still stuck in the 70's

THEY FIGHT CRIME

>>18879257
Brotato

>>18879347
His mind vault was sad. :(

>>18879451

Honestly, AT is the only show where I could see a harem end actually work out

Marceline's such a punk rock chick and she would be up for anything, and Princess Bubblegum is adorable incarnate.

It's not like most shows where there's one I like and one I ahte: I think they're both perfect for Finn in different ways.

>>18879410
>>18879347
I would kill for a comic prequel featuring Milla and Sasha being adorable psychic spies together. And Ford can come too.

Web episode do NOT count

>>18879459

They're all sad, espeiclaly Milla's secret one, AKA survivor guilt.

>>18879518
Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that one. :(

>>18879459
Sasha Nightmare Vault

:(

>>18879510

Of course they don't.

>>18877859
It's all about the Tai/Rei now.

>>18878695
I like it more when Stitch is regular sized.

But then i'm the kind of person who wanted Fiona to stay human-shaped is Shrek. You don't have to look alike to love each other.

ALSO

>>18879568
What is this from?

All three of them

>>18879568
>Remember that Tai didn't end up with Sora.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?! THE MATT RELATIONSHIP HAD ABSOLUTELY NO BASIS!

>>18879590

I was surprised that Dolly had like DAT VOICE.

>>18879629
Matt's merchandising in Japan wasn't doing well, so they paired him up with Sora to boost sales.

>>18879653
FUCK THEM! THAT JUST MAKES IT GODDAMN WORSE!

They're always there for each other no matter what, and Cuddy's kind of a bitch.

Oh, BTW Blue: FOP movie

Worst idea for Nick, or WORST idea EVER?

>>18879590

>>18879675

I don't watch House

I still ship House/Chase

>>18879692
Really Really REALLY bad

>>18879730

Oh god, she matches what she sounds like

Why am I turned on?

>>18879760

Ah, glad we're on the same page

I was worried that the carrot of Timmy/Tootie blinded your rationality

>>18879601
V-Tamer. A manga series that came out before the anime. The weird thing about it is that Tai was the only character from the Manga to make the jump to the anime continuity (even his digimon partner was different). Although it's really apparent that Sora's an expy of Rei.

Since Taiora didn't happen I like to think Tai eventually met Rei & hooked up with at some point in his life.

:)

>>18879791
I don't think any Timmy/Tootie shippers think its good. We've just been trolling you with word of god, and its super effective.

Because they'll make beautiful music together.

>>18879791
It's just...why Live Action?

I like 2D/Noodle, because they're both adorable

And hey, if Timmy/Trixie doesn't work out, I have Ferbnessa to back on, that's confirmed.

>>18878253

THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

do I even need to explain it

herp derp

>>18879892

>>18879882
and that's why the call you two ship joe

>>18879862

Because Butch Hartman has a solid black lump of trollonium instead of a heart

Whatever heart he had evaporated a long time ago.

>>18879826
I am relieved the Tootie fans have been trolling us, and angered that I fell for it.

>>18879947

I fucking wish I was named Two Ship Joe.

>>18878695
We all know that Lilo likes that other native guy. This is just disgusting.

>>18879966

:3, they compliment each other too.

WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMP
WANANANANANA WANANANANANANA WANANANANANA
WOMP WOMP WOMP

Everyone's a shipper

>>18879989

Oh fuck yeah.

Seriously though, I thought Skull/Kimberly was canon.

>>18879991
>>18880027

POKESHIPPING 4EVA

FUCK YOU, WRITERS.

>>18879966
D'awww

>explain

angry sex.

>>18879957

Because they both love fighting evil, and Lois and Chi-chi are kind of bitches.

Am I one of the few people who genuinely enjoy canon couples?

(i.e., Numbah 3 x Numbah 4, Helga x Arnold)

Chick's dedicated.
And it's cute.

>>18880086
It wouldn't be that angry. At least, not always. Rabbit tries to be nice or forgiving, sometimes. Other times he gets pissed real fast. I think it depends on the meds he's on at any given time.

>>18880234
...Meds for what?

>>18880216
Nope, I like the cannon A:TLA pairings, though I also like Tyzula. If I only I knew where that "kiss on the" image that reflected these ships was on my terribly disorganized computer.

>>18880225

Awwwww, this is the cutest thing

More of a little sister/big brother way, though, not boyfriend and girlfriend

>>18880225
I want sauce, on this, and chun li better be in it.

>>18880295
Near crippling OCD.

>>18879966
Aww.
Too bad Danny is a fucking poof. The singing. The dancing. The light chorus line behavior like he's been doing off-broadway productions of Anything Goes...
He's a stealth theatre queen.

>>18880357
>San Renard

Does this person still draw?

>>18880612
Hey.

Sometimes a motherfucker has just got to sing.

Doesn't mean anything.