Awwwww, now isn't that adorable?

>>18863226
Yesh X3

>>18863196
20 Minutes at 425 Degrees, then 40 Minutes at 350 Degrees Later...

>>18863226
I NEED MORE LOVE!!!!

hey it's cannes.

This thread is berry stupid.

>>18863196
*comforts* Poor thing.

>>18863338

>>18863226
Roll me to the front or I'll explode!!!!

>>18863338
That's the spirit!

>>18863381
*Rolls Berryboy to the front page*

>>18863297
LOL Meanie XD

>>18863486
Hey Songback/Diamondbird. Whatsup.

*flaps hands*

>>18863338
hey, be nice or you'll make him explode. Nice pun btw

>>18863486
Hey diamondbacksongbird thing! How's it? Berryboy missed you!

>>18863594
I missed you!

I hope berryboy explodes.

I'M SERIOUS EVERYONE!!! IF YOU DON'T SHOW POOR BERRYBOY ANY LOVE OR COMFORT, HE WILL EXPLODE ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!

*Comforts again*

>>18863669
Meanie! XP do you want him to painfully rip apart? And have his skin flying all over the place as he screams in pain and cries?

BLOW HIM UP

This is my fetish.

>>18863669
I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!

>>18863771
Yes. I was to hear the gutteral screams of agony and the squealching wet smacks of flesh and sinew shredding as he finally bursts, wads of blood and viscera flying everywhere as his pile of steaming entrails settles to the floor.

>>18863781
...

>>18863823

Hey man, let's be friends. You seem like a cool guy.

>>18863837
Thanks.

>>18863823
*Begins to cry and flaps hands helplessly*

>>18863594
>>18863626
Oh I get it.
These threads are a jab at me.

Ah ha ha ha...
...wat?

>>18863823
You DO realise that that will become a reality if nobody shows him enough love, and describes his death like that...

>>18863876
No, Berryboy just wants a little love and comfort.

>>18863226
That's so cute!!!!

>>18863867
Cry, and squirm. It only serves to pique my interest further. You cling squirming and mewling to the teat of life, you pathetic creature, you know nothing of pain yet. You suckle like a newborn to it, and I have come to wean you.

Your flesh shall groan as it splits, juices spraying like a firehouse through the first tears in your flesh before you lose all structural integrity and burst. It will be quick. You should count yourself lucky, in fact.

>>18863907
I NEED MORE LOVE!!!!!

>>18863966
NOOOO I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!

>>18863966
Oh dear, looks like berryboy is gonna die VERY soon, poor thing...

>>18864044
Give in to it! Embrace oblivion, you wretch! Feel your flesh straining to contain? You were not meant to live! Your life is an error, and I am here to correct it! Rip! Shred! Burst!

>>18864083
Good.

... this cant be good...

>>18864044

Those are some ugly stretch marks.

>>18864094
awww poor thing...

And they say I'm weird.

>>18863964
>>Darthclone.
Well, I know who's behind this thread now.

>>18864140
Aaaand I'm done.

Let that be a lesson to you.

>>18864141
Hi Awesome Man.

>>18864094
Oh dear, it looks like he's dead...

>>18864178
Dammit, how can you kill him faster than me?

It took damn near 100 posts just to kill him.

>>18864209
Excellent.

>>18864229
Don't worry, hopefully we can sew him back and fill him up again!

>>18864229
Because I'm awesome, man.

>>18864285
Well then, I think we should have a vote to see if he really is dead...

>>18864284
...

>>18864336
Life!!! life!!!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAY LIFE!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!

>>18864336
STAY DEAD

He's dead.

>>18864336
DIE!

.........

No point in voting, he's already dead

This is a fucking stupid thread, and you are all fucking stupid for posting in it.

FUCKING STUPID.

He does this every night. Ignore him. Saged, reported.

>>18864467
Get the fuck out, tripfag. You are shitting up /co/.

you flying fucks on fucksticks, you fucking killed berryboy!!!! you KILLED HIM!!!!!!! IM HOLDING A PIECE OF HIS SPLIT, RIPPED, EXPLODED SKIN IN MY RIGHT HAND!!! YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!

>>18864336
Quite an accurate picture you got there.

Keep it up and you might get a promotion in my book.

Also: death.

>>18864498

>>18864487
Get the fuck out, tripfag. You are shitting up /co/.

>>18864548
No.

>>18864467
Eh. Gives me something to do.

>>18864566
That's okay, I was being sarcastic.

Still gonna sage the thread, though.

Ohk, I so hope we can bring him back to life... but right now he's burning in the furnace coz when he exploded, he didn't quite die...

>>18864588

No, he's clearly dead and burning in hell

Like all tripfags will

>>18864548
I hope you're not being mean to berryboy!

>>18864588
BURN BURN BURN

>>18864633
No, like you will for making Berryboy cry and then explode

>>18864665
IT'S BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18864710
*Pulls berryboy out of the furnace*

>>18864775
*cries*

>>18864710
>>18864775
GET BACK IN THERE, WORTHLESS WRETCH

>>18864813
*Cries and falls back into furnace*

Do you guys not realise that all he wanted was a little bit of love and comfort?

>>18864877
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! HEEELLLLLP!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!! IT'S BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT HURTS SO MUCH!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18864901
*Hears poor Berryboy's screams* Seriously, I think we should help him... I mean, we're all friends here aren't we?

>>18864813
Aggro, you're making these threads entertaining for once.

>>18864951
This is serious!!!!!!!

Using the power of sage, trip/namefags fight the blue menace.

>>18864942
LET THE MAGGOT BURN!

HE SHALL BECOME CHARCOAL TO FUEL MY GRILL

FOR I ENJOY TASTING THE HEAT *AND* THE MEAT!

Poor thing!!!!

*Pours all the blueberry juice into the furnace and puts out the fire. Pulls out Berryboy, sews all the skin back on and give him some gum.* Now he's back to normal!

>>18865110
*Smiles and flaps hands*

>>18865110
FFFFFFFFFFFAGGOT!

I AM THE NIGHTMARE THE RUINS YOUR DREAMS I AM THE DEMON THAT FEASTS ON YOUR SCREAMS I AM THE LORD AND I AM THE MASTER I AM THE KING OF BERRY-BOY BLASTERS

>>18864951
Agreed. It almost makes me want to bump these threads.

I'll sage, just incase.

>>18864987
He's NOT a blue menace!!! He just wants some love, but all of you are just big meanies!!! Obviously not as big as berryboy, but you're still meanies!!!!

>>18865165
Nnnh. So full.

>>18865165
THE BLUEBERRY CHILD IS NAUGHT BUT A BLIGHT

WE HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR HIS PLIGHT

WE HATE HIM WITH ALL OUR FURY

WE ARE THE LAW, JUDGE AND JURY

OUR SENTENCE IS DEATH, HE SHALL NOT WITHSTAND

THE FLAMES OF OUR WRATH HAVE BEEN SUITABLY FANNED

>>18865196
*Comforts berryboy*

>>18865239
Welcome to the Red Latern Corps.

>>18865239
*Begins to cry* *sniff sniff* *Sob* Waa-haaaaaaaaaaa... soo fullll

>>18865165
>>18865196
AND SO IT IS REVEALED, YOU ARE A SAMEFAG

LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE WE'RE STILL FUCKING PISSED

I HOPE BERRYBOY GETS AIDS BECAUSE HE SHAN'T BE MISSED

>>18865268
LEAVE BERRYBOY ALONE!!!! HE DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE LANTERNS!!!! YOU KNOW THAT THAT SORTA THING MAKES HIM EXPLODE!!!!

>>18865341
Not you. Let me try that again.

SUPER AGGRO CRAIG, WELCOME TO THE RED LANTERN CORPS!

>>18865268
Ok you guys, you don;t seem to understand. Actually read this: ALL BERRYBOY WANTS IS SOME LOVE!!! JUST SOME LOVE!!! IS SOME LOVE TOO MUCH TO ASK??? JUST A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE!!!

>>18865341
IN BLACKEST DAY, IN BRIGHTEST NIGHT
I'M A POISON POKEMON, ALL RIGHT
LET ALL WHO SPAM BLUEBERRY TRITE
BEWARE MY POWER, SEVIPER'S BITE

>>18865415
I JUST WANT SOME LOVE!!! PLEASE! THAT'S ALL I ASK FOR!!!

>>18865394
Oh good, for a second there I thought u wanted to kill Berryboy...

*Loves and comforts Berryboy* Don't worry, people here DO love you...

>>18865537
*flaps hands and sobs* thank you

See? People here on /co/ love you very much!

I'M NOT DONE YET, I'M JUST GETTING STARTED

I GOT DISTRACTED BECAUSE HARLEY QUINN FARTED

BUT NOW I'M BACK AND I'M READY TO ROCK

SO GET ON YOUR KNEES AND MASSAGE MY COCK

BERRY BOY IS SHIT, HE'S TOTALLY GAY

HE FUCKED WITH THE WRONG TRIPFAG TODAY

DEAL WITH IT NERD, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE

I'LL PIERCE YOUR BLUE HIDE WITH MY HATRED-FORMED LANCE

>>18865438
>>18865627
Holy shit. You are the best trip ever.

>>18865438

Meowth! That's right!

I LOVE YOU BERRYBOY

LOOK UPON ME, PARAGON OF BELLIGERENCE

HERE TO GIVE BERRYBOY HIS FINAL DELIVERANCE

KISS YOUR SHINY METAL ASS GOODBYE BECAUSE YOU'RE TOTALLY BONED

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

You guys, can u just tell me why you don't like poor Berryboy?

>>18865781
BECAUSE YOUR A PERVERT WHO DEFIES FATE

HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED? HATERS GONNA HATE

YOUR FETISH IS LAME, TAKE IT TO INFLATECHAN

OR FAILING THAT JUST GET YOURSELF B&

>>18865720
OH! LET ME TRY!

CANNES AND BLUEBERRY BOY ARE SUCH BIG FAGGOTS

THEIR TINY BRAINS ARE THE SIZE OF MAGGOTS

THEY ARE REALLY ANNOY PEOPLE GODDAMN IT

THAT'S ALL FOR MY RAP, SO LET'S GREEN EGGS AND HAM IT.

>>18865833
WTF? What makes you think this is a fetish?

>>18865846
FUCK THAT WAS BAD

OH NOW LOOK YOUVE MADE POOR BERRYBOY CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18865861
DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID? DON'T BE SO COY

WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE JERKING IT TO BERRYBOY

>>18865781

Because the concept of blue balls is not berry good to begin.

>>18865922
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>18865933
>>18865923
Umm, no, Berryboy just wants a little love so I'm providing a service.

I know that was dissing me coz im trolling, but nice pun anyway.

I'm starting to wonder what cannes intentions are here

>>18865937
*Comforts Berryboy*

>>18865993

You retconned his death and are a terrible writer

You should work for Marvel

>>18866002
I'm just trying to get people to show Berryboy a little love and comfort so that I can leave.

WHATS UP WITH THESE INFLATION FREAKS

I BET THEY LIVE AT HOME, THOSE NERDY LITTLE GEEKS

AND WHILE YOU PROCESS HOW THESE RHYMES WERE MADE

GUESS WHAT CANNES; YOU'LL NEVER GET LAID

>>18866042
I did but they fired me coz I was too good at writing.

How is this /co/ related at all?

inb4 "HE'S FROM MY COMIC"

>>18865993
SERVICE? YOU MEAN PROSTITUTION

THAT GOES AGAINST /co/'s LEGAL INSTITUTIONS

BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA IMPRISON YOU, SO DON'T YOU FRET IT

YOU BROUGHT BERRY BOY, HE'S GONNA GET IT

THIS IS HOW I ROLL, THIS IS WHAT I DO

RAPING YOUR THREAD RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

LISTEN TO MY GRUNTS, DRINK IN THE THREAD'S SQUEAL

LOOK OUT NOW CUZ SHIT JUST GOT REAL

>>18866073
Ummm don't most people live at home? I don't really care what you think, I just want you to show Berryboy some love.

This is some I.M. Meen-level thread nuking right here. Keep up the good work!

Awww you're so mean! Why can't you just show poor Berryboy a little love?!

YOU MAY NOTICE THAT YOU JACK IT TO A BERRY BALLOON
BUT KEEP AN EYE OPEN FOR YOUR DESTRUCTION REALLY SOON
CAUSE WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP THAT FAT BOYS ASS
THIS THREAD WILL EVAPORATE AND DISAPPEAR INTO THIN GAS!

If you don't love me l'll explode!!! You don't want that do you? I don't!

>>18866172
IF HE WANTS SOME LOVE THEN HE'S GONNA PAY

IT WON'T COME FROM ME BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY GAY

STOP POSTING FAGGOT YOUR MAKING ME PISSED

OR I'LL INTRODUCE BERRY BOY'S INNARDS TO MY POISON-BARBED FIST

>>18866172

HEY THERE FAGGOT JUST SHUT YOUR TRAP

AND LISTEN HERE CORPY'S GOT A BRAND NEW RAP

YOU AND YOUR OC ARE REALLY FUCKING LAME

TO YOU POSTING AND DICK EATING IS EXACTLY THE SAME

WHY EVEN TRY TO CONTINUE TO POST

JUST SIT BACK AS WE LAY YOU OUT TO ROAST

He will be Berryboy's friend.

FOREVER AND EVER.

>>18866209
Wow, that was shit, you really can't write.

BERRYBOY IS JUST A WEIRD FETISHIST

ENJOYING INFLATING AND DYING, I DON'T GET IT

ALL I KNOW IS THAT HE'S A DUMBASS

HE'S BAD, STUPID, AND ALL OF THAT JAZZ.

WHILE BOMBING THIS HORRIBLE THREAD IS FUN,
THERE'S ANOTHER THING WE MUST TRY TO GET DONE.
REPORT IT EN-MASSE, OR SUMMON A MOD TOO,
SOMEONE ON THE IRC SHOULD KILL THIS BLUE.

>>18866260
Now THAT was kind, was that so hard?

>>18866375
NOT AS HARD AS MY THROBBING COCK

ALL THIS RAGE GETS ME HARD AS A ROCK

SIT DOWN SHUT UP AND OPEN WIDE

CUZ THIS PHALLUS IS GOING INSIDE

>>18866314
I love to troll, it's sickly fun,
the best part is I won't get done.
Report me spam me, do all you can.
No matter what, I won't get banned.

>>18866426
*Flaps hands and smiles*

>>18866279

DON'T EVEN TRY TO BURN THAT DUDE

AS YOUR CONSTANT POSTING IS SO VERY CRUDE

JUST SEEING YOU HERE MAKES ME WANNA PUKE

I'M SURE YOUR BAN EVASION IS JUST A SIMPLE FLUKE

I HOPE YOU STICK AROUND, I REALLY REALLY DO

SO THAT EVENTUALLY YOU MIGHT CONSIDER KILLING YOURSELF TOO

I JUST WANT SOME LOVE!!!!!!!!!

Seriously what is with this thread
All of this shit is killing my head
Honestly I think of the times we've had
it's never truly ever been this bad
Sure I may have a weird ol' fetish
But this crap just reeks like bad relish

>>18866426
OH NOW YOU'RE RHYMING IT'S TIME TO BRING THE THUNDER

WE WON'T STOP UNTIL THIS THREAD GOES UNDER

SERIOUSLY JUST GO TO INFLATE CHAN WE DON'T LIKE THIS SHIT

SMARTEN UP AND LEARN HOW TO QUIT

>>18866463

I FORGOT TO SAGE, THATS TOO BAD

HERE'S ONE, DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL MAD?

My dick is flaccid and gross
I can smell it's funk through my nose
That's a stretch of a rhyme
But it's still fucking sublime.

GUYS, I GOT AN IDEA THAT'S TOTALLY COOL

SOMETIME WE'LL MAKE A THREAD FOR /co/ RAP DUELS.

IT'LL BE FUN, JUST LIKE THIS ONE IS.

AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO USE SAGE LIKE THIS.

DURRDUURDURRRDURR,
HURRHURRHURRHURR,
DERPDERPDERPBADERP,
HURPHURPHURPBADERP

>>18866533

QUITE AN IDEA, MY GOOD NATURED FRIEND

BUT FIRST, LETS SAGE THIS THREAD TO ITS INEVITABLE END

>>18866573

FUCK ME I DID IT TWICE
HERES ANOTHER SAGE TO MAKE THINGS NICE

>>18866463
Everythings working to my plan.
Like I said, I won't get banned.
Berryboy stays; this has worked so well,
Berryboy don't worry, you won't go to hell.

A PIRATE I WAS MEANT TO BE!
TRIM THE SAILS AND ROAM THE SEAS!

>>18866533
No! Stop! Please don't leave!
Berryboy's mass is so much to heave!
With all you here it's so so easy,
but yes I'll admit, these rhymes are cheesy.

>>18866633
A NINJA WAS I, JUST FROM JAPAN
INSTEAD OF THE WATER, I PATROL LAND.

>>18866603

DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU WON THIS TIME

SON YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T BUST A RHYME

STOP SELFLESSLY BUMPING, ITS REALLY QUITE SAD

WHAT YOU FEELIN ANGRY? I THINK YOU'RE SO MAD!

>>18866649
Who? Me? I think not,
if I do, I'll spoil the plot.

>>18866672
Well stay where you are, ya land lubber!
Cause with my sword, I'll cut your blubber!

>>18866688
I THINK HE MAD! YOU THINK SO TOO, BRO?
CANNES SURE IS MAD. LOL WHY U MAD THO?

>>18866688
In actual fact I'm overjoyed!
I hope now you're feeling annoyed.

>>18866732
Did you go to school? That grammar was bad.
I primary education, that's all you've had...

>>18866788
BUT THERE'S JUST ONE THING YOU GOTTA GOTTA KNOW!
I TOLD YOU TO WATCH OUT FOR THOSE STAIRS BROOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18866730
I think you'll find he has not blubber,
he's full of juice, with his skin like rubber.

>>18866788

ANNOYED? SHUCKS NO, I'M ACTUALLY GLAD

TO SEE MORE OF YOUR RHYMES, THEY ARE AMAZINGLY BAD

LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT, TELL ME PER SAY

HOW MANY COCKS DO YOU SUCK IN ONE DAY?

Oh

Orange

>>18866827
What the fuck does that even mean?
Just stop talking, you're making a scene.

>>18866884

Slant rhyming schemes seem to create
The aegis of of the mental senate
So use the dash - Emily Dickinson
This fucking poem is cocks - it sucks them

>>18866884
Trying to stump us with orange?
Go back AM and fix that Door Hinge!

>>18866884
YOU THINK THAT STOPS ME? YOU ARE SO FLAWED

I WISH MUCH MISFORTUNE UPON YOUR MEAT ROD

SERIOUSLY, ASKING ME TO RHYME ORANGE?

I HOPE YOU SLAM YOUR COCK IN A DOOR HINGE

>>18866885

OH WOW DUDE THIS GUYS BETTER THAN YOU >>18866884

HE DOESN'T EVEN RHYME AND HE'S SCHOOLING YOU

SO JUST CONSIDER THIS FINAL THOUGHT

LEAVE RIGHT NOW (you think fatties are hot)

>>18866877
I'm sorry to say I don't know what that is,
but your mum might have one, go suck on his

I WANT EVERYONE ON /co/ TO KNOW BERRYBOY!!! KEEP GOING EVERYONE!!! YOU'RE DOING SO WELL!!!!

I came from /tg/ for my fix for a story,
something 'bout the spiderman - a book full of glory,
Yet what do I see, right here on the front page,
A thread so inane that it makes me want to rage.

How could it be, rap battling on /co/?
You know what? Fuck it, back to /tg/ I go.

What? Two posts? You've got to be kidding.
Just a moment ago I thought I was winning!

>>18866915

Other English majors might not care,
But what you did, I see it there.

>>18867015
RUN THEN COWARD, TO YOUR DOMICILE

YOU REPULSIVE NECKBEARDS, YOU ARE SO VILE

JUST KIDDING, YOU FA/tg/UYS ARE GREAT

YOU'RE ONE OF THE BOARDS THAT I DO NOT HATE

>>18867043

BUT YOU SEE YOU AREN'T WINNING, YOU FAT LITTLE BITCH

DID YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD REALLY JUST GO OFF WITHOUT A HITCH

AND MAKE TWO SENTENCE COMEBACKS, NOW THATS JUST LAME

GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT, AND DIE IN SHAME

I NEED MORE LOVE!!!!! ROLL ME TO THE TOP OR I'LL EXPLODE!!!!!

DIS IS DA STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURN'D UPSIDE DOWN
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
AND TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF CAREBEARS

>>18867150
I HOPE YOU POP

POP POP POP POP

>>18867128
Two line poems are better than four,
that hardly rhyme and use words like 'snore'

>>18867217
MEANIE! XP

>>18867150
WHAT THE FUCK, WHY ISN'T HE RAPPIN?

HE SHOULD TRY AND JOIN US, AND STOP FAPPIN

TO HIS INFLATION AND GURO FETISHES

AND USE MUSIC TO SEND HIS SICK MESSAGES.

DON'T ASK ME WHY I'M TELLING HIM TO SPEAK

I THOUGHT AS AN IDEA, IT WOULD BE NEAT.

>>18867250
YOU ARE THE WORST

I HOPE HE BURSTS

>>18867220

OH LOOK NOW HIS COCKSUCKERS PLAYING THE GAME

BUT DUDE LOOK AT THAT, THAT "BURN" DIDN'T MAIM

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO BE

BECAUSE THAT WAS THE WORST RHYME I EVER DID SEE

LOL

A WHILE SINCE HE POSTED, ITS BEEN

MY QUESTION IS DID WE WIN?

>>18867490

DUDE YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT TWICE

WE WON LONG AGO, OUR RHYMES ARE FUCKING NICE

>>18867318
Please stop posting so terribly badly

>>18867490
I hope winning wasn't your aim

There's only one way to win, and that's to not play THEGAME

Haha sure, whatever you say,
I still think I won most posts of the day.
If you think that my rhymes are so terribly lame,
the please explain why I still one the game?

>>18867577
I was expecting that don't you know.

Meeting my expectations, you show.

Rubbish.

>>18867704
You broke the rules, you blundering twit

You are supposed to exclaim "OHFUCK I LOST IT"

>>18867743
Okay fine, I'll go and do it.

I LOST THE GAME, OH GODAMMIT.

I gave up on that meme a while ago.

Not funny when everyone shouts it, y'know.

>>18867697
>>18867573

JESUS CHRIST GUYS I JUST TOOK A HIT

SEEMS LIKE OL' CANNES IS IN A LITTLE SNIT

HE THINKS HE WON BY COUNTERING OUR RHYMES

BUT THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST OF SO MANY TIMES

HE'LL TRY TO POST, BUT JUST LOOK BAD

POOR LITTLE BABY, ISN'T HE JUST SO SAD

HE COMES ON /CO/ TO BOTHER AND PESTER

BUT HE JUST GETS WOUNDED AND THOSE WOUNDS WILL FESTER

MAYBE ONE DAY YOU'LL GET SMART AND JUST GTFO

BUT UNTIL THEN MY COCK YOU MUST SUCK YOU HOMO

wow this shit hasn't been delete

Have you all forgotten why you came onto this wonderful thread?

Poor Berryboy just wants some love!!!!!

>>18867868
The meme is old, it's totally retro

So it's acceptable again, my bro.

Utter garbage.

Nnnh. So full!

>>18868005
NO! IT'S GENIUS! PLEASE SHOW HIM A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE!

Holy shit would you look at the time.

By the looks of it, I'm outta rhyme.

We should do this again later this week or so.

Well, I say farewell, until next time, later bros.

>>18867912
To make fun of it, my perverted friend.
Besides, >>18863297 was this thread's end.

Presenting- the very hungry Beato

Before I leave, one last thing.

I ran into something rather annoying.

It seems when I look at things, my eyes of mine

Picked up a habit of turning it to rhyme.

>>18868062
I NEED LOVE!!!

>>18868125
No, that was just a plan.

>>18868199
I really must ask, "why"?
You've already turned into a pie.

>>18868235
No, silly :P It was planned, but it never occured!

>>18868199
BERRYBOY NEEDS SOME LOVE

*Begins to cry because no one's showing any love*

>>18869538
Awww I'll show him some love! *Hugs* *comforts*

Nnnh. So full, *Flaps hands*

Well, maybe Berryboy isn't going to explode today...

Now isn't that the cutest thing you've ever seen?

>>18869823
Yesh XD

stop samefagging, cannes.

>>18869823
lol

>>18869886
Finally! Long time no read!

Berryboy missed you, didn't you Berryboy? *Glares at helpless Berryboy*

>>18869945
NO! *Cannes holds up pin* I... I mean yes!

>>18869964
Good, we wouldn't want this to happen to you eh.

>>18869980
No. *Begins crying*

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>>18869995
Because evweewun's being mean! *sobs*

>>18870023
Awww *comforts* Don't worry! Everyone actually loves you!

Well, I hope he isn't made into a pie..

>>18870068
*Cries and flaps hands* Nooo! I don't wanna die!

>>18870068
Comfort Berryboy and say sorry! He's berry scared now!

>>18870123
>>18870090
I'm sorry.

*comforts*

Roll me to the top or I'll explode!

>>18870165
*rolls berryboy to the top of the page*

>>18870183
now WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ON A FUCKSTICK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO FUCKING BE?

>>18870196
it means he's getting out of this fucking thread. thats what.

Poor thing ae

>>18870222
But he just joined!

Hey I just read all the posts, and it seems as though people don't want Berryboy here. But they're probly lying

>>18870183
what was he watching?

>>18870263
Don't worry, they really want Berryboy on /co/

>>18870281
AFV probz...

No one gives a shit about your OC.

>>18870300
ha

>>18870451
What's an OC?

>>18871130
what's an OC?

Por Bewwy boy!

>>18872488
*sobs* *flaps hands* Nnnh. So full.

>>18872503
*comforts*

What happens to him in this picture?

>>18872528
It's when parts of his skin begin to split and tear painfully as he screams...

>>18872535
sounds painful...
O_o

>>18872552
>>18872535
I don't want to die! I want love!!!! I want love!!! I WANT LOVE!!!!

Kill yourself

>>18872563
Poor thing. Won't anyone show a bit of love and comfort toward poor, blue, helpless Berryboy?

>>18872571
Haha, I don't think so...

>>18872566
Meanie! XP

*begins to cry and flap hands because no one is showing much love*

>>18872615
Awwww *Hugs Berryboy*

ROLL BERRYBOY TO THE TOP OF THE PAGE OR HE'LL EXPLODE!!!!!

>>18872640
Thank you :D

>>18872652
No problem *Hugs Berryboy as well and holds one of his hands*

>>18872662
BIG MEANIE!!!!!
You're gonna make poor Berryboy cry in a minute if you keep at it.

>>18872563

>eggs

durr

>>18872676

>>18872683
YOU again? Haven't you got something better to do? Go away!

>>18872707
*Begins to cry*

>>18872734
Awww there there *Pats Berryboy* You'll be ok. They love you.

>>18872739
Nnnh. So full.

THAT is SO CUTE!!!!!!!

>>18872760
Yesh X3

I hate this thread because I can never find an RP partner who just wants to blow me up and fuck me. Every other RPer wants to be inflated and never takes a dominant role.

I want love! I want love! I want love! I want love! I want love! I want love!

.

>>18872796
SUPER BIG FAT MEANIE!!!!!!!

>>18872823
are you still samefagging

>>18872818
Ummm, in case you didn't know, that was blank... wait, you do know that don't you...

>>18872832
Are you still on 4chan?

>>18872832
Are you still a homosexual?

I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE! I WANT LOVE!

>>18872870
SHUT THE HELL UP OR I SWEAR I AM GOING TO GET THE HOSE AGAIN!!! REMEMBER LAST TIME?! YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT DID YOU!!!! SO SHUT UP!!!!

!

>>18872889
*sinks a little bit into body and starts to sob and flap hands* ill be good

>>18872860
i never was a homosexual

>>18872852
yes

?

ITT: People still don't realize he only keeps posting more and replying when people keep sageing and posting. Derp de doo.

>>18872895
!!

You guys DO realise that if you keep being mean to Berryboy and making him cry he WILL explode...

,

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>>18872662
Although, that's a pretty sweet spikestrip

I can just make a new thread if this one hits bumplimit if everyone is going to keep posting...

>>18872916
Bah! The mods will never do anything! And people won't stop feeding me (in case you didnt read all the posts) so ha!

Roll me to the top or I'll explode!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!

>>18872972
Hey I never said that!!!! *begins to cry at all the meanness*

>>18863196
OMFG HE'S GONNA EXPLODE!!!

>>18873017
there there Berryboy, there there...

>>18873029
STAND BACK ALL!

haha. postlimit.

die forever

>>18873066
Post limit? Is that's why he's gonna explode (meaning he's not on teh front page)?

>>18873079
yep.

>>18873079
*Begins creaking and groaning* Oooohhh I feel so full...

>>18873091
NO!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!*

Well, who wants smoothies?

>>18873269
I shouldn't... but oh well! *Slurp slurp*