It depends on what your priorities are. If you care about Bo Peep or Andy, don't see it. Otherwise, you're good.

It'll be good. Just take /co/'s hyperbole with a pinch of salt and you should be fine.

It's not depressing.

It's not angsty stuff it's just mildly sad and bittersweet but with a lot of funny shit.

>>18053238
Big-picture stuff. I'm told the ending is Buzz and Woody trying to hold hands as they're dropped into an incinerator and failing, then You Got A Friend In Me playing as they burn up, so if I'm in for two hours of that...

It's bittersweet.

You'll live, OP.

You're going to fucking love it.

All the toys die and andy forgets about them.

>>18053299
Just go see the movie.

You won't be depressed, I promise.

>>18053299

It's not. But I won't spoil the surprise.

>>18053299
>>18053299
This man speaks truth

You'll cry, but not because it's depressing. It's just... really emotional.

>>18053208
It'll make you want to go to the store and buy a doll of Jessie so you can use it to masturbate.

You can cum on her face, leave the room, and imagine her coming to life and crying while your other toys try to console her knowing she can't wipe the cum off her face because it will arouse suspicion.

And then when they other toys aren't looking, Jessie licks some of the cum off her face and lets out a gentle moan.

That's what I did. It's only $12.99

>>18053319
Bo Peep has her arms ripped off as the van drives away and she's trying to crawl back to woody without her arms but she falls down the van and is crushed by the moving tire

>>18053360
l hope this was true

>>18053360
VIRAL MARKETING DETECTED

>>18053360

It's a fully poseable doll too. You can wrap her around your throbbing erection or put a little saddle on it and imagine her going "YEEEEEEEEEHAAAA!" while she rides your cock to climax.

OP You'll laugh, you'll cheer, and you'll cry.

The majority of the movie is great fun and not depressing at all, but there are a few scenes that are real tear-jerkers.

what the fuck- just fucking go see it. Waste of fucking life asking 4chan how it is.

>>18053360
I don't understand you people, but hell, you're not hurting anyone.

Good luck with your... activities, I guess.

>>18053365
You're kidding right?

Here's the real spoilers.

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and made him pee everywhere on the floor and all over Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever!

Woody : " Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU. "

Andy: " Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up in my kawaii ass!"

Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head.

Woody: " Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite!"

Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate.
Andy: " Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES!

All of the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside , and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass.

Andy: " No wait! guys! My ass cannot hold this much! im getting so full!"

All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys!

After that, the toys kill themselves.

>>18053360
Or she magically finds a way to report your stupid ass, but i guess that only works in Neverland

>>18053424
Bo Peep is porcelein any part of her comes off and she'd be instantly fucked.

>>18053360
>>18053410
I also came in her hat. Then put the hat on her head.

She tells my other toys she's so ashamed of herself, but she secretly loves it.

>>18053424
Christ, I've never met someone who WANTED to spoil a movie they were about to go see.
Just go see it, goddamn.

WeIl this thread quickly turned into unrestrained madness

i hope the mods ban toy story 3 thread forever

>>18053438
>Or she magically finds a way to report your stupid ass, but i guess that only works in Neverland

Report me for what? Fucking a toy? Like no one's ever done that before.

>>18053410
YEE HA RIDE 'EM COWGIRL!

Jessie is the worst Toy Story character, by far.

>>18053365

Thanks for the daily laugh anon.

>>18053473
>madness
>MADNESS
MADNESS?
THIS
IS
4CHAN!

>>18053516
almost got me there

>>18053360
>>18053410
>>18053454
I preffer to do all of that to my Buzz toy, am I weird?

Come on y'all! Go out and buy my toy!

I'll suck ya, fuck ya, and do everythang an' more to ya!

Yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

>>18053539
Yes.

>>18053299
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, 8 out of 10 Aperture Science engineers believe that the toys are most likely incapable of feeling much pain.

>>18053539
>>18053539
You are now imagining sticking Buzz into your urethra and shouting "TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!!!" and you slam your hand on your penis to have his wings explode out of your foreskin

>>18053596