now write a haiku about them.
Biggie SmallEvery saturdayRap attack
My parents are very deadI am sad because of this eventNow I am the Batman
o great supermanNo one knows he is clark kent.they see a robot.
Soi fon
>>18048494>Batman>One SyllableNo.
>>18048494thats not a haikuit goes 5 syllables then 7then 5 again.
my name is guy gardnerwear a green ring on my fingerHal jordan is a faggot
>>18048494I am laughing now.Your failure is horrendous.Haha, oh wow, Doc.
I was crappy gangster.Then Batman came.Now I'm Joker.
Jonah JamesonHe says he hates Spider-manreally he just wants sex
Armor of ironLiver like a black hole, he'sTony Stark, bitches.
>>18048510Let's just replace 'I am' with 'I'm'.
>>18048494>>My parents are dead>>I am sad because of this>>I am the Batmanfixed
Pretty Candy Wife,Peppermint eyes and round nose.I want to eat you.
My name is Hank PymMy masterpiece is UltronI also beat my wifre
>>18048528>>18048510>>18048516But I tried really hard
Oh Mighty FarnsworthWith mad science at your callYou are so crazy
>>18048494>>18048523>>18048537Are we being trolled?That's not how one writes haiku.Refrigerator.
Origin's fuzzyBut I got a damn cool suitYou'll take the tumble~
Tree Trunks liked to bakeApple pies for everyoneThen she exploded.
Good news everyoneYou are now hearing my voiceThanks to this machine
Dan Garret taught meI cannot use the scarabBlue and Gold for life
I run the bugelspiderman is a menacepictures of spider
Lo, Witness MentokThe man, and the mindtakerOoo wee ooo, wee ooo.
inb4 Sokka Haiku
"I want to go home""YOU MUST LOOK AT THE PICTURE!""I do not want to.""
Brit Tiff and MistyJust had a real huge orgytoo bad you missed it
This is ScrewnicornHe is not happy right nowYou wouldn't be too.
The name is beatleI'm totally dead yoLord shot me in head
A living planet.It's awesome to be Ego.Fuck you, Galactus.
Good news everyoneI've developed a haikuthat is in my voice
haikus aren't that goodto be honest they are lameand dont make any sense
He killed a man todayhe had a wife and three kidshe slept soundly that night
>>18048631>I'm totally dead yo. 6 syllables
purple protectorfights for beautiful leopard queenbig silly rabbit
Deadpool can not dieso he longs to embrace Deaththe love of his life
Dear Spongebob Squarepants,You have little that is yours,so please cherish it.
>>18048667That was a bad oneYou went six-seven-six insteadof five-seven-five
You worthless faggot.You don't have a real strength."Heart!" What's that bullshit?
>>18048494>My parents are dead>I am the goddamn Batman>Robin's a faggot
>>18048643You got me.
You don't understandI'm not locked in here with youYou're locked here with me.
Ah, that hits the spot.Sexy psycho in speedo.Should not want, but do.
There is no pityOnly respect in my heartFortress not Mettle
>>18048667What? Haikus are coolSure, they don't always make senseDodecahedron
nok nok noknok nok nok nok noknok nok nok
Rita has escapedI need teens with attitude.5 should do the trick.
>>18048745>Hurm hurm hurm hurm hurm>hurm hurm hurm hurm hurm hurm hurm>hurm hurm hurm hurm hurmfix'd
>>18048717Yours was also badYour second line went overBy one syllable
Innocence true formBeaten down and forged anew...
Magenta space jetHoping to destroy leaderLiberace's pet
Marceline oh yeahShe is a sexy vampirefinn is tapping that
Doctor ProfessorHe thinks mods love PokemonThread is deleted
Is that Stu Pickles?What are you doing in my house?I'm not Stu Pickles.
I was a student.Then zombies killed my sister.Now I'm a sniper.
This guy's name is ChrisWhat a huge douchebag he isHe dont give a fuck
>>18048843
>>18048813Badass incarnate!
I am Iron Man duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh
Funnies are crappyLots of technology jokesZiggy put pants on
My wife has been killed.She then calls me on the phone.I'm fucking insane.
Choose your animalDelicious brown woman canFuck like that creature
Big, green wing-wong-dongSmashing all over the placeOh no! Hulk not rape!
What are you doingIn my laboratoryReading in my voice
This is MarmadukeCrazy dog get off the couchOh that Marmaduke
Maggie is a spoonShe is also a vampireShe is super cute
I smell mystery!Except now I guess I'm deadGO GHOST DETECTIVES
Hey Rick, can we talk?Know that your best friend Shane is...your baby's real dad.
Oh Arnold, my loveCan't you see I love you so?MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD!
Goddamn spider-manSwinging around the cityBeing a badass
>>18049031FUCK OFF DALE JESUS CHRIST
>>18049008Where is this from?
SKELETONSSKELETONSSKELETONSSKELETONSSKELETONSKELE
>>1804911352, right towards the end.
A desert serpentcunning, lethal, and evilBut, damn, dem titties
Hello SabretoothWolverine cut your head offThat's why you are dead
Here comes Donkey KongMusical Number fuck yesBanana Slamma
IlluminatiWhen hulk gets backY'all be fuckedinb4 I fucked up.
I like to eat cakeI love them so very muchI stole forty cakes
>>18048457That's right I'm SokkaIt's pronounced with an OkkaYoung Ladies, I rock ya!
>>18049356Uhh, that's one too many syllables, bub.
Springtime-ItellyouhwhatDangol'flowers-growin,manandchicknearnekkid
O scary Scarecrow,Master of the Mind and Fear,Why do you play those?
Broken baby dollSunken eye, marked all overMy Heart Belongs To...
ROM, Greatest SpaceknightIs incredibly awesomeThough his toy sucks ass
Rambuncious young girlBest cartoon in many yearsCanceled far too soon
Daddy's little girlNever shown a love that wasUnconditional
Don't let this thread dieIt has so much potentialBring on the haikus!
Thread needs an archive go to google find archiverequest for archive
A Hero for HireHands something unto ironDead at thirty-three
>>18049692Oh pretty mean girlI don't care about your teethJust drop your panties
Wearing red high heels,she fights for love and justice.She will punish you.
Bernie Bernie Bernie Mac, full of rage, had a fuckin' heart attack
lol lol lol,lol gtfo lol stfu,lol lol I troll u
>>18051472She can punish meIn a very sexual wayEvery single night
The duck does fly SouthNo not Donald he stays NorthHe is Wolverine
You're strapped to a benchAnd no-one can hear you screamWhen you are in Hell
1-Rudy's got the chalk2-Chalk chalk chalk zone, Rudy's got3-the chalk chalk chalk zone!
Medic Medic inThe fort cannot hold his ownAgainst my fire
I fucking warned you.I warned you about stairs, bro.I fucking warned you.
zawa... zawa... za...zawa... zawa... za... zawa...za... zawa... zawasee? easy!
ALWAYS ORNERY.YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.PLEASE STOP THIS BULLSHIT.
>>18051698Fucking wonderful>>18051744Love it>>18051751Hater who can notspell, I say this to you nowEat a dick nigger
>>18051751I was just going to do this
Beware of Moon KnightFor in the name of the MoonHe will punish you
Robert is insaneA million exploding sunsThen get killed by Thor
>>18051814What was wrong with his spelling?
He killed a dragonHe wears yellow ballet shoesHe is a badass
>>18051870In Haiku please samfag.
First I was a klutzThen I got pretty awesomeBut now I am deadCan you guess who?
>>18051814dude, he`s doing a character not just being a tool
>>18051895I am not that guyYou have accused me wronglyAnswer my question
The perp is still here,lurking among one of you.One truth will prevail.
Died in a past war.Rebuilt as Red Devil by cat.God I hate the tier list.
i love to steal shitbite my shiny metal assbaby you know it
>>18051831Noble Moonlight KnightGhost born of undying loveDoes not know this man.
>>18051919Looking back on itNothing was wrong at all butI need syllables
Ted Sallis no moreGuards the Nexus in a swampSets you on fire
You were once so cool,But they made you a kitty,And sometimes a goat.
HULK SMASHPUNY HUMANCAN'T HURT HULK
>>18052108Uh, Hulk there's a little problem with your... um... never mind! Good job on the haiku bro!
The master is pleasedI watch the house while he's outMy hand is on fire
>>18051898You are a punk bitchWhy did you remind me thatgrovy is now dead
>>18052213The Master would approve of this.
>>18052213Dat haunting theme.
>>18052213PumamanFlies like a moronPush him over
Heh heh, Bueno...Bueno... Heh heh heh heh...Heh heh... BUENO...
>>18052403Pumaman can't flyVidinho does everythingStill get to do girl
Devil Fish in LoveBoy, am I from FloridaI LOVE YOU DA-VIS
Nude with a big shlongDen is lord of NeverwhereGaiman stole the name
BATMAN IS THE NIGHTBATMAN IS ALSO VENGEANCEHE IS STILL BATMAN
She should be the queenInstead of her bitch sisterAlso, fuck Pietro
Batman is the nightPsychological issuesMY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEAAAAD!!!!!
I'm a space ranger.Oh no wait. I'm just a toy.Dicks. Dicks everywhere.
Oh, Poison Ivy!If only you would be moreLike the nude PETA
Buttons over eyesHer food delicious-lookingAs is her body.
576No.
It is all for her.Each snowflake. Each icicle.And every last death.
Sexy Southern Bellesadly she cannot be touched even in your dreams
soranik natui hope she remains unfridged red chicks are hot
Lots o' Huggin' BearI hate you so god damn muchSuck on a fat dick
Murdoc will you please (5)Take a bath and wear some (6)Old Spice Deodorant (6)