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    28 KB Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:02 No.17678332  
    Someone stole my 40 cakes, /co/.

    If the responsible don't turn himself in in exactly 48 hours, I'll detonate a modified Fap Bomb created from reserve-engineering Galactus' technology. Once detonated, the Fap Bomb will make impossible for any of you to fap again.

    In addition, I'm willing to offer 1 billion dollars to the first one that brings me the real thieve. And believe me, I have ways of knowing if I've been given the wrong person.

    The clock is ticking, /co/.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:03 No.17678363
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    Last I checked, those were never your cakes faggot!
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:04 No.17678367
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:04 No.17678387
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    Sorry, Lex, I only have 39 cakes. Fry ate one of them.
    >> Doctor Professor Tripfag !YmNdPip4rU 06/15/10(Tue)20:05 No.17678405
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    If you have ways of knowing who the real thief is, howcome you can't tell who the thief is?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:05 No.17678407
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    >>17678363
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:06 No.17678415
    Is this considered a fap threat?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:06 No.17678422
    >>17678332
    Isn't Galactus Marvel and you're DC? You two are in no way connected....
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:06 No.17678423
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    >>17678405

    I think he tortures them with a special lie detector thing he invented himself?

    I dunno
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:08 No.17678446
    >>17678405
    Well, Lex isn't good with faces.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:08 No.17678452
    >>17678363

    We find that Lex stole those cakes. Someone stole them back.
    >>17678367
    Nobody cares if Lex does anything anymore 'cause Superman will just kick his ass.

    /thread
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:10 No.17678494
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    Hello, Metropolis Bakery?

    I'll take 400 cakes, 3000 cupcakes, five bottles of soda and.... a bag of cookies.

    No, wait, two bags! And some of those cream puffs. Like, oh, I dunno, 50 should tide me over until lunch.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:10 No.17678496
    how the fuck do you know Galactus?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:11 No.17678514
    Read it in his voice.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:11 No.17678521
    >>17678446
    HAHAHAHA, I will finally know the flash's true identify.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:13 No.17678557
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    If I find out it was Terry...
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:15 No.17678589
    You can't stop me from fapping, unless your Fap Bomb, somehow removes both of my hands.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:16 No.17678608
    >>17678589
    or your penis
    >> The Doctor Marmalade of Zur-En-Arrh 06/15/10(Tue)20:16 No.17678611
    I'll give you my hair if you want
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:17 No.17678644
    Luthor provides drastic, some might even say "radical" solutions to problems others cannot solve. But regardless of his methods, he always gets results.

    I'd vote for him.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:18 No.17678660
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:22 No.17678740
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    Question: Is this Fap Bomb going to affect any femanons' ability to schlick?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:24 No.17678790
    >>17678740
    Probably not. Exploding a vagina is different from exploding a penis.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:31 No.17678937
    >>17678790
    Oh thank God.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:34 No.17678971
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    >>17678496
    I'm Lex flippin' Luthor, you imbecile.

    >>17678589
    It does both. At the same time. With a modified acid compound of my own creation.

    >>17678415
    Yes.

    >>17678423
    Something like it, yes.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:43 No.17679111
    >>17678589

    You will have a penis and two hands, but you will never again stimulate yourself to climax. You will feel no joy when you touch your hands to your genitals, you disgusting wretch.

    Minor side effect: The hand job is being entirely eliminated from the sexual spectrum. Sorry guys, guess you'll have to settle for a blowjob before sex. Trust me, I'm doing everyone a big favor here.

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