I'd love to have her pull my udder.

>>17671736
she's nine

>>17671736

I don't get it.

>>17671736

ALL MY RAGE

>>17671748
And this is the Bible Belt, sonny.

>>17671748
>being shocked by people on /co/ lusting after nine year olds

Redheads > Blondes

suck it, haters.

>>17671821
this.

Let's be real, /co/. If you were a kid and you had a choice between Lila and Helga, which one would you really choose?

>>17671748

That's what makes it hot.

>>17671779

Not American

Lila appreciation all up in this bitch. No fugly unibros or overbites allowed.

>>17671845 Marry Helga. fuck Lila, she's jsut a whore.

>>17671821
Lila is a brunette not a redhead you fucking tard.

>>17671897
>Lila
>whore

lolwut? Wasn't the whole point of her character that she was the pure, innocent farm girl?

>>17671845
Rhonda

>>17671939 thats just a veneer and you know it.

>>17671897
nigga how the fuck you gon wear a fuckin hat at your own wedding?

>>17671845
On the surface, Lila seems to be the better option. But there's a lot more to a person than just looks, dude (besides, Helga can be pretty damn cute when she wants to be). Helga is smarter, she's more creative, and she genuinely cared about Arnold.

>>17671939
no the point of lila was to reveal that a person who appears to have it all going on in public has a seriously fucked up home life.

>>17671939
/co/ likes to project things with little or no evidence onto Hey Arnold characters who Helga doesn't like. Such as implying Lila is a slut, Miriam is a drunk or Big Bob beats his kids.

There she goes stealin' other peoples perfect sisters.

>>17672017
>implying Miriam isn't a drunk

>>17672017

She walks around totally out of it and falls asleep behind couches.

On Lilas plus side there was more to her than Ruth.

>>17671996
I thought the point of Lila was just to give Arnold another love interest after Ruth was out of the picture.

>>17671845
Cecille.

The real one, though.

>>17671966
a million times this

>>17672017 The Patakis was goign to be aimed for an older audience and would ahve outrightly dealt with her being an alcoholic not euthamisticly refering to it as smoothies.

FUCK

WHY'D YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER THIS YOU ASSHOLE

>>17672113
dem braces, man.

>>17672069

>>17672069
>>17672215
should not want

>>17671845
I choose Helga. Cuz she's the Scarecrow.

>>17672190

>>17672239
But you do, don't you ??
Which one ?

>>17672284
Fuck year.

>>17672302
Olga, because she's a grown woman.

>>17672341
Olga is definitely fuck-n-chuck tier.

>>17672284
>>17672332

>>17672364
>fuck-n-chuck

She's too endearing for that.

>>17672364
that's fucked up, dude. Olga's the kind of woman who deserves tender love, commitment and affection.

>>17672379
You'd eventually get sick of her. Trust me.

>>17672284
how did this happen!?

>>17672389
nigga you gay.jpg

>>17672411
There's a Helga-as-scarecrow fanfic that circulates around here sometimes.
Read it, it is very good.

>>17672389
If you wanted a life of crushing debt and emptiness then sure.

What would be the opposite term of Fuck-N-Chuck anyways? Theres dick and dash, splash and dash, skeet n' retreat...but havent had any opposite terms.

>>17672426
does she fear gas her family and Lila?

everyone on /co/ hates Lila because they all knew a girl just like her when they were young who rejected them.

Admit it, boys.

>>17672426
personally, I think the Helga/scarecrow drawfag stuff is way better than the actual story.

>>17672379
>>17672389
She always seemed too obnoxiously pretty and kind to me, like she wasn't even real.

>>17672426
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=17565303

>>17672448
I'm gay and never knew a girl like her. Frankly I doubt women that annoying can exist.

I just hate the way she talks. It's intentionally meant to be insufferable. The constant ever-so-muching and shit; that was intended to make it easier to empathize with Helga's loathing of her.

>>17672444
Oh, Lila would definetly be on the top of the list.

>>17672448
Lila is the living embodiment of the friend zone.

I can see why she's so widely despised.

>>17672448
...Nope. According to folks on the show, she's one of the few characters not directly based on one or two actual people (and one of the only regulars I think). She's meant to be unreal and 'off'. If you ever actually knew a girl like her, you're weird.

threesomes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdz2XF98deM

>>17672470
I'm willing to admit that and I'm the guy who wrote it. Man, if I could draw...

>>17672531

THAT'S JUST EVER-SO WONDERFUL

>>17672531
Dat show man...how did we miss this shit as kids? That and the trembling girlhood. I mean goddamn.

>>17672531
a threesome with Arnold, Arnie and Lila

OTP

>>17672659

>>17672659
Oh lawd.

>>17672518
Unreal and off, yes.

But her creepy perfection is exactly how you always thought of that one girl you fell in love with.

>>17672548
can you post it, I want to read it

>>17672713
it's archived if you want to read it.

>>17672716

>>17672364

>>17672713
If nobody else has a problem with it, I will.

"oh pookie said grandpa as he slid his flaccid penis into her grotesque, sinewy snatch. the inside felt like worn leather sprinkled with salt. she farted as he began to thrust. it smelled of old milk and cool aid. granpas old man nipples began to vibrate and rotate with the motion of his pumping like two bulbous milk duds on a veiney string. as he came, he momentarily imagine his missing daughter, as he always did. he then defecated on the bead and died.

>>17672716

"just my luck!" helga screamed as she wrestled the steaming turd out of the public school toilet. "arnold ate corn again today!" helga hated corn, each time she attempted to add corned poop to her shrine of arnold's shit, it eventually crumbled, causing a terrible mess. "well, can't let it go to waste" knowing it would be a poor addition to the shrine helga began to cradle it like a baby. eventually licking it all over and sliding it into her mucous slicked vagina. her unibrow twitched as a piece of corn shot off into her cervix. she imagined it was arnold's seed. as she came, she thought of big bob. then she began to cry.

>>17672531
Arnold is nine years old and already participating in threesomes.

That kid is gonna be a fucking pimp when he gets older.

I'm sure Lila has over 9000 friends on facebook. FAYCE BEWK HUGBOX LOOK AT ME AND MY DYNAMIC CAMERA ANGLE PICTURES AM I EVER SO PRETTY?

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>17672817
It begins....

>>17672817
>>17672835

gerald penis flopped across arnolds face like an aids infested weasel of love. arnold bobbed and weaved, trying to catch it in his mouth, but gerald's penis was so nimble that arnold could not catch hold of it. without warning, gerald shot a load of bloodied pink cum across arnolds face. the heat of it made arnold feel light headed. seeing arnold's eyes rolling back gerald took the opportunity to grab his friend by the shoulders and squat a greasy shit into his mouth. the turd went directly into arnold's throat, blocking his airways. arnold panicked, pulling the grisly shit into his lungs. as he suffocated he felt that the world was shaking. but it was only gerald fucking him in his boy pussy.

>>17672835
ARGH. MY ONE WEAKNESS FOR NOT BUMPING ARNOLD THREADS. THIS GODDAMN PASTA. ALL OF MY HATE.

Craig B actually said that Olga was a genuinely nice person. He also was amused but a bit baffled (these are in chat transcripts, go look em up) that people hated Lila so much. She wasn't created to be hated.

Olga is a classic example of people blaming her for the shittiness of Helga's parents. And Helga's entire family is just shitty, but they still love each other, they're just all fucked up.

Olga is full of altruism and empathy and though she never truly stood up for Helga in front of her parents, that's not just a flaw that extends to Helga. she's been shown to be willfully blind to any type of abuse or using, even when it's hurled at her, and will take it. That's why Helga is the one that intervenes more for her.

As for Lila, she's 9, she was always afraid of hurting Arnold's feelings but was honest and upfront the most she could be, and she respected Helga and her secret. She also was nice to her and it made sense that she'd be a genuine friend to her in the Patakis.

If you find her speech patterns annoying and whatever, fine, they were meant to be annoyingly sugary sweet and repetitive. But Lila was still the bomb. I like most of the HA girls.

curly quivered with extacy and fear. he wondered how long it would be before chocolate boy would discover that the contents of curly's anus was not at all chocolate. chocolate boys shit slicked tongue darted left to right, turning curly's shit into a frothy paste, chocolate boy then scooped the out and rub all over his mangled penis. curly watched in awe as chocolate boy bent his penis into a pretzle shape and beat it with a shoe
this apparently cause chocolate boy immense pleasure as he instantly shot a shit scented load of boiling cum onto curly's glasses.
enraged, curly jammed his cock down chocolate boys throat. the shit in his mouth caused chocolate boy to heave. curly soon found that his penis was floating in a mouth full of bubbling vomit. this pleased him immensely. he reached backwards grabbing and smearing the shit from his ass all over chocolate boys face. chocolate boy then touched curly's shit and smelled his rancid fingers "hey, this isn't chocolate, you lied to me!" then chocolate boy put on his pants and walked home angrily.

>thread about HA girls
>not a single mention of Phoebe
/co/, I am disappoint.

>>17672880
And that's the word

>>17672870
>>17672922

>>17672936
phoebe had always admired the smell of big bob's dick. even though he never exposed it to her, phoebe could smell it's pungent smegma from rooms away. all the while helga was prattling on about football head this and blah blah that, phoebe would imaging climbing up between big bob's legs and licked the curdles of sploogy cheese out of the wrinkles of his beat red leathery cock.

>>17672880
I never hated Lila at all, honestly. I may have found her a little bit annoying at times, but I never really disliked her.

>>17672922
>>17672870
>>17672835
>>17672817

>>17672817
>>17672835
>>17672870
>>17672922

>>17672959
>>17672922
>>17672870
>>17672835
>>17672817

>>17672959
Post the one with Stinky and the lemon pudding next.

>>17672959
>>17672922
>>17672870
>>17672835

>>17672936
what's there to say about Phoebe? she's just Marcy to Helgas Peppermint Patty

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surprisingly, for a boy named stinky, his anus smelled of the sweetest perfume. this was likely due to his habit of filling it with delicious lemon pudding. one day while full to the brim, stinky decided to take a nice long walk down to ps 118 to see if he couldn't pinch his lemony load in the sink of the girls bathroom. the thought of this full him with glee. just the hint of the idea of a girl breathing in the vapors of his bunghole butter made his toes curl with unearthly delight. unfortunately, while passing the boarding house, something pink and soft darted out between his legs! it was arnold's pig, abner. his sudden appearance caused stinky to trip. as he fell, the smallest trickle of lemon pudding escaped from his pearly shitcave. abner smelled it at once and immediately began to rummage through stinky's cavern of carnal pleasures. feeling abners snout fully lodged in his anus, stinky had a brilliant idea. he bit onto the concrete and squeezed his anus as hard as he could. shit and lemon pudding went through abners system so fast that he shot tiny daimonds of pig shit all over the neighbor hood. an especially sloppy loaf struck a nearbye window, hitting my kokashka on the foreskin. his wife later got an infected from the anal sex that ensued and sued stinky for 5000 dollars.he lost his house and had to resort to turning tricks on the street just to keep the bank from taking his lemon pudding, his delicious lemon pudding. and yes, the whole situation really bites.

lila writhed in agony on her fathers cock
it was so hard that it felt to lila that she was shoving several bricks into her tiny vaginy. it hurts father! she wailed. it hurts oh so very much! her father did not respond, in his dreaming mind he was fucking his beloved wife that had passed away oh so many lonely years ago. all he heard was "harder dear, deeper too!"
he pressed so hard he could have sworn he heard the floor boards breaking
looking down he saw a torrent of blood spilling from the mangled crevice that was once his daughters vagina. "i don't like-like this daddy!" lila cried.

lila's father turned her over and prepared to enter her anus. "too bad" was his only response

Rhonda's cunt was completely and utterly destroyed Cid's massive nose had broken it beyond compare. every thrust he made into her bloody, shredded cervix spread the wound farther up her body. eventually, the ragged red tear moved up between her budding breasts. a speck of dust flew into cid's nose, causing him to sneeze. this caused rhonda to split entirely in half. cid saw this as a tremendous opportunity. her removed rhonda's bubbling innards and wore her skin like a shit smeared snuggie. he ran out into the road in his rhonda disguise and invited the first man he met to fucking anally. that man of course was Big Bog Pataki. His calloused cock ripped Cid's anus so wide that he could have shat pancakes. bob thrust harder and deeper, the vein on his neck growing tremendously in size. that was when he notices the bloody skin sliding off of cid's back. "you little faggot!" he screamed, realizing he was fucking a boy. "i'm not paying money for this!" he was so enraged that the vein in his neck burst, causing a fatal anurism. in fear, cid fled the scene, pulling big bob and his cock behind him the entire way.

don't worry guys, there's only so many of these things. We'll weather this storm just like all the others.

>>17673095
>implying I can't write more
you're just lucky I haven't seen adventure time yet

>>17673095

What the fuck are you talking about?

This is easily the best part of any Hey Arnold thread.

>>17673066
>>17673074
>>17673093

>>17673113

>>17672880
I actually feel a little better about Olga with that observation. My fantasy episode in the Patakis would be when Olga finally realises how miserable her sister is under the attention Olga recieved from her parents and lashes out at Bob about it, smashing her trophies and plaques "Is this what you think of me!? What does that make my sister?!" And finally approaching Helga at some point and tearfully acknowledging Helga's situation and apologising for it.

I should write my own fanfic at some point. I'm too goddamn lazy though.

>>17673113
PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF US ALL DON'T

mr hyunh missed his daughter terribly, dressing up like a lady and sucking cocks was all he could do to take his mind off of her. while pearly dicks slid in and out of his hairless, distended asshole, he would imagine that he was her, and that the vomit encrusted cocks that poured sperms and urine down his throats were his own kisses that he was giving to his beloved daughter. just the thought of her perfect face and nipples made him regret ever selling her to those american troops. just the thought of their mangled american cocks filling her every hole with burning white man sperm made his o-ring quiver. he finally decided enough was enough. he bit down hard on the penis of the man he was servicing. peapod kid jumped up in surprise, unable to bring himself to look at the bloody void where his cock once was. mr hyunh saw this gaping hole and became increadably aroused, he shoved his penis, all 3 inches of it into peapod kids and shot a shiny yellow load. he then found a phone book to find a therapist.

Olga is jsut as damaged as Helga but as she was there first she got to get all the awards leaving Helga in the dust with nothing to outstrip her sister with..

"make me cum watermelon's you little nigger!" arnold's grandmother scream as she proceeded to rape gerald. his cock was flacid with fear, but her dry vaginal lips were so loose that he could have probably fucked her from 3 feet away. her labia hung low like hairy purse straps, slapping gerald on the stomach as he tried to crawl away in fear "giddie up sambo! we're going down the Mississippi, the chocolate river!" she cackled as she farted onto gerald's face. the smell was so terrible that gerald shit into his hand and shoved it into his mouth to improve the taste he was tasting. grandpa walked into the room and began to have palpitations. as he died from shock, shit and piss fled his body and slid down his leg into his shoe. granny removed this shoe and used to beat gerald's balls from behind. gerald came blood onto the snarled white pubes on her stomach and with that, granny died as well. she shat out gerald's cock. acting as a cork does on a bottle of champagne, gerald's cock was followed by a torrent of shitty, pissy, bloody fluid.

>>17673140
I'd like to see Olga finally stand up for Helga at some point. Maybe indirectly though, so as not to bruise Helga's pride.

>>17673140
that seems a little melodramatic, honestly.

I do like the overall idea though.

principle warts was delighted
he had never had an ass as tight as mr simmons' before
mr simmons on the other hand was flushed in the face and hot with shame
his bloody shitter was so battered he felt like he could crap out his pelvis with the slightest effort
the cum drizzling down his forehead stung his eyes and he had to bite a roll of principle wartz' ample thigh fat to keep from losing his mind
a hunk of sinewy flesh snapped of into his mouth and mr simmons suddenly found his senses over taken by blood lust
his bit and tore at ever bundle of flesh he could find
principle wartz was too busy fucking to notice.
it was not until he shot his 5th load that he noticed his predicament
within moments he died of blood loss
mr simmons continued riding his rigid dead man's cock until the police arrived several hours later. he was promptly fired.

>>17673167

Olga is in total denial like Miriam is. She just doesn't have alcohol to wash it away, so she lives in a fantasy world where everyone is well meaning and no one is truly bad. It's why she excuses Big Bob's actions, her parents negligence towards Helga, it's why she never opened up about how she cracks under the pressure her parents put on her, it's why she was going to marry a pathological liar and cheater and was totally in denial of the obvious signs that a nine year old picked up on, and it's why she just accepted Helga telling her that she can't stand being around her, in tears, and went off to Alaska.

>>17673258
>he was promptly fired

okay, I fucking lost it.

>>17673272

Olga is lucky to have Helga around because she will scare off any abusive husband/bf the girl practically invites into her life.

Brainy's breathing grew heavier with each thrust
Helga's corpse had been decaying for weeks but her anus still retained it's former glory
brainy dug in his nails as he shot his first load of the morning
green carrion collected under his nails as brackish blood pooled out of the wound. brainy rolled his testicles in the fluid
to him, it was as though his love Helga had released the lubrication her needed to finally fuck her eye socket
his breathing grew more laborious as he felt the cold caress of helga's unibrow on his abdomen
the first thrust popped the green sac of decay that was helga's left eye
the second thrust caused an outpouring of puss and liquefied brain matter that brainy could not help but take delight in
acting quickly, he took several handfuls of the mottled matter and shoved them inside of his anus
just the thought of helga's thoughts living in his gritty bunghole made him so excited that he filled helga's empty cranium with glops of his scabby man goop.
as he pulled out he watched with glee as a mixture of blood and cum seeped out of helga's nostrils. then he punched himself in the face.

>this thread

>>17673151
>he shoved his penis, all 3 inches of it

>>17673356
then he punched himself in the face.

Well done Brainy. Well done.

miriam liked to drink, and when she drank she liked to dance and fuck black men. one day whilst high on the most euphoric of heavenly ambrosia's, miriam stumbled onto a basket ball court in the middle of the city. "somebody plow me!" she screamed "toot toot, all aboard the vagina vehicle!" still, nobody came, in desperation, she filled her cunt with food stamps. suddenly, she heard a rumbling in the bushes. a mexican man darted out with the speed of 4 asians, before miriam could react, he had snatched from her snatch the food stamps and darted off back towards his hobbit hole downtown here he wold beat his children and beat off while they beat him. miriam began to weep. she hadn't been fucked in weeks since big bob started plugging that "little asian bitch with the glasses." unable to find a black man she did the next best thing and punched herself in the labia repeatedly. she then bit off her nipples and squeezed er breast until her streams of blood poured into her own mouth. she then promptly walked to the police station and filed a report. the next day gerald was taken from school and arrested for loitering in a public park.

>>17673147
TOO BAD

the moment finn felt his badder fill up violently, he regretted having drank all of that tea at princess bubblegum's mallow tea ceremony earlier in the day. he needed a bathroom and fast. he searched frantically around the treehouse for one, but when he finally found it and knocked on the door, he heard jake's voice fro inside say "i'll be out in a minute dude." dammit! why did jake always take his shits right when finn had to pee? but no more. he couldn't hold it anymore. finn became an enraged animal and kicked the door down with the strength of a thousand black men, unzipped his pants and peed straight into jake's mouth which was open from shock. jake was surprised to find that he not only liked the taste of finn's urine, but that he was getting hard off of it too, his red cock engorging with size as finn's salty fluids poured into his throat and dribbled down his fuzzy yellow body. jake started stroking himself, gradually getting faster and faster before cumming into finn's eyes, causing him to grab his eyes in pain and lose direction of his pee flow. yello delicious urine sprayed everywhere as finn writhed in agony at the burning in his eyes. jake then used this chance to finish taking his shit, but not into the toilet, but into finn's mouth as revenge for him peeing in jake's. finn discovered he loved the smell and taste of his friend's slimy wastes and the two of them had scat sex.

>>17673449
You make it look so easy. Oh wait, it is.

arnold could not believe his eyes, lilah had broken into his room in the dead of night and was rubbing his penis allover her asshole. arnold went to flip on the light but lilah grabbed his arm and placed it on her breasts. arnold wondered why she insisted on doing it in the dark but the feel of her warm, enveloping flesh on his lopsided penis made him forget his worries entirely. he began pumping like a retard fucking a football, he tore several muscles in his legs as his body twisted and contorted the moment hey came "i love you lilah!" he screamed as he shot his yellowish load all over her face. "lila" flicked on the lights and said, "surprise!"

>>17673449

>>17673449
meh, I don't really care about Adventure Time and even if I did there's enough horrific fanfiction and porn of everything I do like that it doesn't even bother me anymore.

>>17673449
yeah, if you're going to try and make horrific fanfaic porn like I do, I would suggest you do more showing then telling, what did the piss taste like? id jake explode with liquid shit from shock?
you need to try harder.

>>17673415
>the next day gerald was taken from school and arrested for loitering in a public park.

I fucking lol'd.

>>17673462

Harold's anus danced with delight, it was filled to the brim with ham
Mr green cackled wildly, shoving slice after slice between harold's virgin cheeks, tearing off his fingernails in the process. during a considerably difficult shove his hand became caught in the harold's shitty ass meats. this was when things got weird. harold shat out the ham at such a great speed and velocity that mr green's face was covered with half baked anus meats. he began to eat it with vigor. his twisted penis unfurled from his butchers apron, forming a sort of broken question mark of cock. he attempted to shove it into harold's anus but missed. it slipped off of harold's bulbous ass it rammed into the wall. his penis slapped in half and harold ran away screaming, ham falling from his ass the entire way. though he was in incredible pain, mr green screamed "you have to pay for that ham you thieving jew"!

butter brickle ice cream made his nipples harder than his penis, and though it was laden with tumors, it was fantastically hard. the joy olly man smeared another helping of water ice onto his balls and hoped that a child would perchance to mosey by. that is not what transpired. big bob came stomping over, immediately demanding a water ice. the jollly olly man replied by shooting a load of sticky poopfudge all over mr pataki's face. bob was pleasantly surprised. the texture and scent reminded him of his youth, when he was often forced to lick the scabies off of his grandfather's taint. he immediately became aroused, and noticing the rigidity and inhuman length of the jolly olly man's nipples, proceeded to insert the nearest nipple into his urethra
the butter brickle ice cream felt like an icy kiss on his penis. it was almost as good a feeling as he had the time he managed to convince olga and younger olga to quadruple fist him while miriam beat his testicles with an inflatable baseball bat. the jolly olly man came without warning, his semen freezing into jagged spheres, these cum bullets struck big bob on the taint and penetrated all the way into the base of his skull. though the ice cream as delicious, he was permanently paralyzed from the waist up. and hr had brain freeze to boot

>>17673449
don't know why, all the Hey Arnold stuff just didn't bother me, but this just creeped me the fuck out

stoop kid rubbed his testicles across the cold concrete that was his stoop
to him it was the concrete womb of the mother he never knew
every day he would piss in a corner of the stoop and lay in the puddle later for warmth. today, as was his habit, he was rubbing his naked shame stick on the concrete and imagining that he could part the stairs and fuck the stoop. that was when he noticed the loose piece of masonry. a penis shaped rock was jutting out of his beloved stoop, though he was saddened at the degradation of his stoop, stoopkid could not help but immediately plunge himself upon it
it ripped through his anus, shredding his intestine like pink toilet paper, his blood ran out and onto his hairless balls. all the other kids of the city began to gather around an watch in horror. stoop kids intestines were pouring out of his anus, down the stairs of his beloved stoop. though the pain was unbearable, his real fear was his distended anus leaving the safety of his stoop. as though at the command of his though, a solitary turd floated down the stream of his blood on to the pavement below. he looked at it, like a little Hispanic version of himself and jumped off of his stoop into the path of an oncoming bus.

Mr. Kokoschka squinted as he released his steamy seed into the lining of his ancient underpants. just the thought of fucking a baby made him so horny, one could fill a bucket with his precum. the fact that his bitch of a wife was baby sitting a child was too much to bear. suddenly, he burst into the room where the baby was sleeping and plunged it on his cock, laughing "ha ha ha!" the entire time
to him, the act of fucking babby was no stranger than fucking a dying dog, which he also enjoyed doing
as the baby began to flail spasmodically from the shock Kokoschka put his mouth the Childs and sucked the frothy vomit out of it's mouth. it tasted of milk and stomach acid. he spit this back out into the babies eyes. as Mr. Kokoschka came he realized his mistake. he had forgotten to record the session for masturbation later. realizing his mistake, he began to weep.

I really hate those stretched screencaps

>>17673167
What episode is this from?

>>17673648
wat

>this thread

>>17673648
I swear to fucking god, you have to post this every time.

I know it's always the same guy because nobody else could honestly give that much of a fuck.

no matter how hard he tried, Arnold could never masturbate without imagining his cousin arnie. whenever Arnold imagined Lila, he also imagined his disgusting cousins balls slapping her cum soaked mouth, his shitty brown anus twitching with delight as he plunges his crescent shaped penis into her bleeding front butt hole. whenever Arnold shoots his load of steaming penis poop he is instantly filled with regret. not because he imagined Arnie fucking Lila, but because he's imagining that IS Lila being fucked by arnie.

sheena's poison ivy was spreading, what started as a bump on her finger spread to an apocalyptic rash that stretch from her mouth to her vagina. she spent the entire night twisting in her blankets, scrapping the bloodied sores away from her skin. the puss from her wounds felt so warm and slippery, she could not help but explore her ass. feeling inspiration she reached for a nearby bottle of calamine lotion and injected the contents into her pooper. it dried out her anus immediately and it collapsed like an empty paper bag. acting quickly she bit and tore and scratched at all of her itchy sores until she had collected enough puss in a cup to fill her mouth completely. she held it on her tongue for a moment before doing a backflip and vomiting into her own anus. as she landed on the bed she shot the puss all over her filthy sheets. that night she slept with ease in a pile of her own very special bedding.

hey brendon, suck this cheese off my dick.

>>17673113
Man this stuff is shit with a gold peanut inside. The ending always makes me laugh.

Write more about Rhonda, when i was a child i had the retarded notion that she should have been paired with Arnold.

Lila does have some cuteness.

Lila quickly shut the drawer of Helga's desk when she heard the girl's footsteps, one slightly louder than the other from an ever-so-terrible injury she suffered in soccer in the eighth grade, and turned in the chair to face the door. She straightened her posture and folded her hands together on her lap, fingers laced nervously and tightly, and a rehearsed smile graced her countenance as the blonde entered the room, scowling.

"You'd think Bob would be sick of being such an ass all of the time, criminy!" Helga flipped the bird over her shoulder as she kicked the door shut with her heel, grimacing in annoyance.

Lila never knew what to say in these situations. She had her own troubles, sure, but she always had such a good relationship with her Father. It was slightly codependent, for he was manic depressive and she had the burden of always trying to coddle him and make him feel better about his self-destructive habits, but he at least loved her and showed it.

Lila offered Helga a sympathetic look, before searching her mind quickly to change the subject. All she could think of was Helga's unsent letters to Arnold that she had discovered in that desk. A slight wringing of jealousy echoed throughout her mind, and though she thought nothing negative of Arnold (she liked him ever so much, really!), she wasn't quite sure why Helga was so dedicated in her affections toward him.

It was inspiring, she supposed.

But Helga didn't like girls. Well, she didn't like-like girls, and Lila didn't know how to approach these newfound feelings for her. She'd never be her best friend, that award went to Phoebe. She'd never truly be her main confidante, or her inspiration, her muse ... so what could she be? A punching bag for her? Just some casual acquaintance that Helga vaguely tolerated?

"Lila, it's kinda freaky when you just stare at me like that. Just letting you know," Helga flippantly added on, turning to flop on to the bed with a soft bounce. Lila stayed put in the chair, watching her hopelessly.

"Collaborating on a creative writing assignment is WAY harder than I thought it'd be. I know why so many TV shows are utter shit, now." Helga joked to herself without a laugh, but her words elicited a giggle from Lila.

"It certainly is difficult! But I can't think of another mind I'd rather work with, Helga." Lila softly said with admiration, and Helga rolled her eyes in discomfort, but a faint blush on her cheeks told Lila that she appreciated the compliment on some distant level.

"I think we've been pulling it off quite well, though!" Lila offered and got up from her chair, sitting beside Helga, who had now been laying on her stomach, staring down at their compiled works.

Lila's eyes watched the curve at the small of Helga's back with a fire she never would get used to, and she dared to let her gaze linger a bit before following the shape of her ass through her jeans.

She never stopped feeling dirty when she'd look at Helga like this. She wasn't even sure if she liked girls as much as she liked guys, so why was she always so attracted to Helga's power, Helga's assertiveness and aggressiveness?

Helga's body.

Hey guys, you know how Nick had a weird way of counting Hey Arnold episodes?

>>17673874
>>17673920
No.

>>17673937
Oh just shut up. It's overdone and just plain boring.

>>17673952

Yes. I'm not stopping.

>>17673937
Cram it with walnuts, ugly. Jesus, don't you people tire of it?

Besides, technically, Nick didn't number them, not alone anyway; their numbering is based on the production crew, the order aired in, and an overwriting issue number that are combined into an 'episode number'; no single person or party numbers episodes of a show.

>>17673970
You motherfucker.


keep going

>>17673795
Brendon, Melissa and Jason would have been great Hey Arnold characters

"Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking I need a nap, though. My brain feels fried." Helga sighed and turned over on her side, a far away look in her eyes, and Lila could only take a wild guess at who Helga's mind was on.

She nodded in understanding, eyes flickering over to Helga's stereo. "Can I put on some music?" Lila asked and tilted her head, her braids swinging slightly. She was seventeen now, but still wore the same hairstyle, which many found endearing, but even more found tiresome and annoying.

Maybe Lila was trying to capture some weird form of youth that she refused to part with. It was even more apparent in the childish dresses she still wore, refusing to show off her body in more trendy and modern attire. She was still desired, sure, but Lila's demeanor and style no longer made her the most popular girl with the boys. Well-liked, already deflowered, sure. But she wasn't worth the baggage that most guys discovered she had.

Maybe that was what Lila related to Helga on. That strange amount of baggage that people couldn't handle once they got to know her. She was indecisive. She could be passive aggressive. She had the world's biggest guilt complex.

She was everything Helga wasn't, and Helga was everything she wasn't. And yet, she always desperately tried to relate to her.

The moment she put the radio on 99.7 FM, "We Belong" by Pat Benatar began to play. Lila clasped her hands together in delight, proclaiming: " I love this song ever-so-much!"

Helga tossed a pillow and it hit Lila in the head, dead on target.

"Lila, are you TRYING to make me commit murder? Turn that shit off! I want to nap! Work on a couple of rough drafts and I'll see if your prose jives better with what I have now that you've been improving." Helga muttered, that look still in her eyes as she cuddled the pillow closer to her, but a more annoyed look tinted the muscles in her pretty face.

Lila picked up the pillow that had hit her in the face from the floor, then promptly turned off the radio, watching Helga longingly. "Oh, okay. Sorry, Helga..."

>>17673874
>>17673920
Tonight.../u/.

>>17674185

... Go on...

>>17673851
ok, but only because you have spunk
yellow scabby spunk.

Rhonda had always loved the feel of pubic hairs between her teeth. she would spend hours each day, squatting above a mirror in hopes of finding a stray hair on her anus that she could pluck and hold between her teeth. one foggy morning while digging into her ass for an especially sneaky pube, Gerald burst into her bathroom with his notted ashen dick hanging out "the race war has started" he screamed. "suck on my dick if you want to live!" rhonda did not know how this would help, but the thought of Gerald's macaroni shaped penis sliding down the back of her throat brought with it the promise of shit tainted pubic hairs to eat. before gerald could react, he felt rhonda's freezing cold hands shoot inside his anus. she grabbed him by an inestine and, using is like a lasso, swung Gerald around the room, causing him to collide with mirrors and shelves. blood and diarehha shoot out from tears in Gerald's lower intestines, filling the room with the smell of undigested chicken. A terrible sound filled the room as gerald's lower intestines burst completely, sending him flying face first into the faucet of Rhonda's bathtub. rhonda saw her chance. turning on the hot water, she filled gerald's system instantly, blood brown fluid began to leak from his anus and penis. Rhonda tore and scooped all the pubes from gerald she could find and impacted them into his anus. she then knelt down and drank gerald's sweet pube tea. She was later arrested for a hate crime and spent 3 hours in protective custody.

>>17674312
>arrested for a hate crime and spent 3 hours in protective custody

monkey man's cape filled his entire anus. by swallowing a hook and string her was able to latch onto it and pull it through his entire digestive system! half of the way through his stomach however, it became lodged between two old condoms and he nearly chocked to death. luckily for monkey man, arnold was watching the entire time. when he saw monkey man in distress, arnold lept into action, in a single swift movement he had managed to plunge his gigantic black penis all the way into monkey man's cold yellow rectum. the tip of his penis reached so far in, in fact, that it dislodge the cape and moneky man was able to pull it out the rest of the way! shit and bile scrapped against his teeth. to him, it tasted like justice. as the last piece of fabric left his mouth he let out a triumphant scream of "MONKEEY MAN!" and that is when arnold shoved his shitty dick down his throat.

>>17674218 Theres something more to their relationship eh?

helga felt hot tears pouring down her cheeks
miriam stood over her, kicking helga in the ribs
"don't you ever fuck my husband again you disgusting cunt!" she screamed
big bob's cums seeped out of helga anus like maynoise from a stepped on packet
the bruises on helga's neck consticted her breathing
as the final boot caved in her forehead she though she saw the only person she ever loved.
she reached out towards the illusion, whispering "hey arnold"
then she was dead

>>17671722

Arnie cared nothing for lila, to him, she was a warm place to park his monstrous cock. the freckles on her ass combined with the tangled, red, clown like hair of her cunt disgusted him. every time he fucked her he had to grab a shampoo bottle and read the label to keep from vomiting. as he inched in deeper, and deeper still, his only delight was the sound of lila's tears striking the floor. though he was of small intelligence he was gifted with cock. just putting the head in caused lila considerable pain. now that he was the full ten inches deep, he could feel the blood from her torn vag boiling around his cock. he pulled out momentarily to admire his work. brown blood poured out onto his balls. punching lila in the face, he directed her to clean them off with her tongue. feeling that the time was right her jumped three feet in the air and landed taint first on to lila's tongue. instinctively she tossed his salad, it tasted like plain flavored gum, and shit.

The room was flooded with a thick silence. Uncomfortable on one end, torture on the other.

Helga stared ahead at the wall, convincing herself to pretend she couldn't feel Lila's eyes on her back. Was the girl expecting a list of things Helga wanted her to busy herself with while she got some rest? Thirty fucking minutes of rest, that was all she was asking for. It didn't help that she was having more trouble than usual sleeping, what with creeping and sporadic paranoia of Arnold having found another girl on his adventures with his parents entering her mind. Maybe some girl bustier than her, curvier, who knew more about geopolitical relations than she did.

Or some shit. Who the fuck cares anymore? Helga turned over to see Lila clutching the pillow, looking at her cluelessly, like some retarded lost puppy.

"Lila... this is the part where you busy yourself with writing like I told you to." Helga explained in a voice dripping with saccharine falseness.

"Oh! Yes, sure! Sorry, Helga, I was lost in thought!" Lila laughed to herself, walking over to her backpack that was on a bean bag in Helga's room.

"You and me both, sister." Helga sighed in exasperation, and shoved a pillow over her head.

Aside from the timid unzipping of Lila's backpack, and the shuffling of papers, there was now a peace in the room that Helga could find rest in. Hopefully.

>>17674381

Helga and Lila, Lila and Rhonda, Rhonda and Helga, Crack pairings ahoy!

Lila stared down at her paper, long resigned to the fact that whatever she produced would not be nearly as beautiful as the effortless beauty that Helga could grace in to words with her thoughts, but it was important for her to do this right. If Helga could respect or even like (or maybe like-like) her writing, Lila's year would be made. Writing wasn't a passion of hers to the extent it was for Helga, but it was something she wanted to improve upon and hone to a much better craft.

She rested her back against the beanbag, sighing softly. She tapped the pencil against the paper, while her free hand idly played with one of her braids, the notebook seemingly glaring at her intimidatingly from where it rested on her lap.

Helga let out a kittenish sound from where she rested, and Lila couldn't help but smile at how cute it was. After a few more minutes of silence, Lila finally felt the courage to glance up and check to see if Helga was sleeping.

With relief, she assessed that it seemed to be so.

Big Patty had a big problem. It was time for lunch and her throbbing erection refused to go away. she had managed to hide it so far by shoving her penis into her own ass. but now she had to shit so bad that the shit had forced her penis back between her hairy legs. she crept ever so slowly to the cafeteria, afraid to shit or jizz in her sweat pants. with the utmost concentration she managed to find a seat alone in the corner of the room where she could masturbate and shit her pants, as was her habit on such days. she felt a rumbling below the belt, she did not know whether she was coming or going. staring in horror she looked between her legs to find Harold liking the liquid shit off of her backwards facing penis. He smiled briefly, and she knew that she was safe. harold turned around, pressing the patch of ulcers on his left butt cheek against her penis, patty came immediately, shooting cum onto the bottom of her table and launching it up towards the ceiling. the entire student body of ps 118 watched in horror. the shame caused patty to lose control of her bowels, shit and cum shot every where, especially on to the face of harold who was squatting at ground zero. when the earth stopped shaking, he stood up and declared. "so that's where my pencil was" and walked out of the building. he was never seen alive again.

Here, have some Brandy then the troll writing won't seem so bad.

Olga looks up at the huge wall of trophies and plaques, piled to the ceiling. Spelling bees, ballet, drama, even valedictorian honors all neatly arranged, surrounding the living room, free of dust. With Bob at her side, looking on with pride, Olga then decides to ask that question she's always been afraid to ask.
"Where's all of Helga's trophies?"
Bob's eyebrow twitched a moment, his smile darkening for a second, then he laughed. "Helga's trophies? Oh, uh...well she's not quite as ....'dynamic' as you are, buttercup! Besides, it doesn't look like we have any room for more! Heh heh..."

Bob's smile faded as she turned to him with a look of disgust upon her face. So there it is. Not as 'dynamic', he says. She wasn't blind. The fame and fortune were taking their toll on her, and now at the age of 25, she's finally beginning to open her eyes to the neglect and torment her sister has had to endure. That look quickly changed to that sweet-sweet smile Bob always loved, and as usual, it made Bob beam once more.

"Well then, we'll just have to make room for her, won't we daddy?"

>>17674678
Bob was puzzled. What could she mean by that? Then she suddenly stood up, and swiped a hand over the shelf in front of her, smashing priceless trophies and plaques, sending them crashing to the floor in pieces. Bob's eyes widened. "Olga...what are you doing?" A second shelf of plaques clattered to the floor. "Olga! Stop that!" Another vase, enscribed "Speechathon '98 Winner - Olga Pataki" shattered in pieces on the floor.

She turned to him, lower lip quivering with rage. Tears in her eyes. "What's the problem, daddy? I'm just making room for Helga. She IS my sister, you know, and YOUR daughter, if you haven't forgotten!"

Bob's forehead pulsed, a headache was coming on. He was missing his soaps, what the hell was going on with his daughter? "L...listen Olga! Helga hasn't got any trophies to put there anyways!" Olga glared at him "Then we'll just find some pictures to put there. How come I don't see any pictures with her in it anywhere in the house, Bob?" She nearly hissed that last word out, hands shaking with anger.

She grabbed the biggest trophy she could reach, the 1st place prize in the '96 state spelling bee, Bob's favorite. Polished every day, it still shined as if it was just awarded to her, cheering crowds and all. She brandished it in front of his face, tears streaming down her face. "Look at this! You treat this trophy better than you do my own sister!" Her mouth quivered, tears streaming down her face. Her voice cracking under the weight of her guilt "I hate this trophy. I hate all of them... And I hate you!" she cried, and tossed the trophy aside, smashing into the corner of the room. Olga then ran out of the room, sobbing, leaving Bob standing in the middle of the mess, a look of complete shock upon his face.

And that's it for the short little ficfail. I have a hard time with adjectives.

Lila watched Helga's sleeping form for a moment or so, before she felt uncomfortable and invasive. So she allowed her gaze to drift around the room, admiring how cultured it was in Helga's own quirky ways. Her idiosyncrasies were exampled by one corner being showered with wrestling and action flick memorabilia, while the other had works of art, poetry awards, and a showcase of inspiring (and often cynical) quotes from Helga's favorite writers.

There were so many sides to Helga. Lila wasn't sure she'd ever get to know them all, and she wasn't sure Helga would ever willingly show them all to anyone but Arnold.

The sound of a pencil hitting the floor faded into the comfortable silence in the room, and Lila's hand sunk behind the notebook in her lap, burrowing beneath it to rest between her legs, slinking beneath the layers of her knee-length sundress and running over her left thigh as she made out the shape of Helga's legs through the denim of her jeans.

>>17674721

>>17674721 Proceeeeeeeeeeed.

>>17674831

She wouldn't imagine Helga being loving and tender to her. She wouldn't imagine all of Helga's passion directed at Lila, at her skin and at her lips. No, as much as Lila professed idealism in the realm of reality, in the realm of fantasy Lila preferred realism.

Maybe Helga would get so angry at her, or at the world, that she'd decide to take it out on Lila in a physical and aggressive manner, pulling on her braids and shoving her fingers into her forcefully. Or maybe she'd use Lila for affection that she longed for, riding her face until she came and thinking of Arnold the whole time.

Those seemed like much more realistic scenarios, ones that Lila could not stop herself with skepticism from imagining. The tips of her fingers stroked lightly over her lacy underwear, and the pad of her index finger cushioned itself gently between her folds, through the thin material covering them. Up and down they stroked, the top being reached with a shiver from Lila as she stared at Helga's back on the bed, the bottom being met with an acknowledgment of how damp she was getting near her opening.

Her other hand tugged at one of her braids lightly, and she kept silent, trying to focus on controlling her breathing.

She wanted Helga. She wasn't sure why. She didn't know or care if she was bisexual, if Helga was some weird phase for her, if these feelings were brought on by her lack of close friendships with girls (most seemed to hate her, and she was so confused as to why!), or whatever other excuse she could think of.

Maybe her interest in Helga was just primal. She liked this alpha girl, and wanted her to dominate. She wondered what it would feel like to be pressed up between those legs, handled by those hands...

And her hips push forward, against her fingers, out of her control. Her breathing is getting heavier, but it's still quiet enough that Lila feels no anxiety over being caught.

>>17674897
Holy shit.

This is hot...

>>17674897

>>17674897

>>17674897

Helga's eyes had opened a good minute ago, and she stayed deadly still. She tried, with failure, to cloud the registry of what she was hearing with excuse after excuse. Maybe Lila was just uncomfortable, and shifting a lot? But then that breathing started, and Helga felt a wave of embarrassment rush over her like a fountain, trickling down from a hot feeling in her face to a tight feeling in her stomach.

There wasn't really a right way to react to this situation. Turning around and humiliating Lila would only lead to her own wave of shame and embarrassment at the entire situation. She could slowly fake waking up, enough to get Lila to stop, but she felt paralyzed and for reasons beyond her, continued to stay still.

Lila's posture relaxed above her waist, and she slumped further along the cushion she was resting against. Her legs parted slightly, and she sucked in a sharp breath as her finger pushed the slightly wet material covering her opening in, enough to tease herself with the sensation of the beginning of entry, before stroking back up to part her folds and tickle her clitoris as much as she could.

Finally pulling her underwear over to the side, her fingers massaged in circular motions between the moist folds of skin, and she glanced over at Helga once more, delighting in seeing her shift slightly. The movement in what she thought was Helga's sleep, for some reason, made her hotter. Perhaps it added excitement to this already perverted situation, that Lila knew she'd feel nothing but shame and guilt over once she'd reached a resolving point.

Helga could hear the soft, wet sounds ...they were familiar sounds, she wasn't a fucking moron, and she was completely baffled by Lila's behavior. Should she feel violated? Pissed off? Her thighs squeezed together in discomfort.

>>17674963
For future generations

Older helga does get hotter.

oh hell yes motherfuckers!
helga+arnold=<3

>>17675209
I dont think generic reaction images require a screencap, dude

looking for the scarecrow Helga fanfic or a link to it

>>17675182

>>17675304
>>17672477

>>17675182
M
O
A
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Helga's face felt hot. She tried to muster up disgust -- really, she should pound Lila's face into the ground for being so fucking WEIRD. Who the hell does this shit? Her thighs clamped tighter and she began to shift them against one another, fingers clutching the comforter of her bed. She heard a strangled sound come out of Lila's throat, tight and desperate, like Helga felt down between her own legs. A part of her was curious to see how far Lila would go.

The redhead, meanwhile, cupped her hand and began to slap lightly at her girlhood. She quickened the pace of the slapping until it was causing a very faint stinging sensation, before she pinched at her skin, hard, with her fingernails, picturing the rough treatment coming from Helga.

Her legs were wide open now, dress hiked up, and she tilted her head back to rest against the moulded beanbag, shaping beneath her to allow comfort. Her breathing became more hitched, and she tickled her entrance with the pads of two fingers, still tight and never quite used to penetration like so many other girls seemed to take with ease, but the tensing anxiety she felt as she plunged her two fingers inside and the accompanying pain only made her more wet. Helga was violating her, in her mind. Fingerfucking her violently and all she could do was whimper and bite back the urge to ask for more in shame. She was a slut for this girl who absolutely loathed her, and she wanted to get it hard and painfully.

Meanwhile, on the bed, Helga subtly began to rock her hips back and forth, teeth grit behind tightly closed lips. What a fucking weird whore Lila was, Helga thought, and listened to the slick sounds of penetration as she became wet herself.

>>17675182

>>17675462

I've ... never been more ashamed in my life by being turned on by something... i'm expecting this to end in troll i swear

>>17675515

HAHAHAHAH YES

>>17675515

I swear I would have no idea what to do in this situation. Helga's expression is perfect.

The REFRESH button, it does nothing!

>>17675661
Good things come to those who wait. The patient man is victorious; his anger simmers slow but sure, his joy boils weak and hot, and he knows only victory.

...Chill and wait, foo'.

:3

if it doesn't end with feces and bursting internal organs, i'm not interested

hey anons, you are gonna love this
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3648923/1/Tutoring_Arnold
it took me 4 days to finish the story.. kept me occupied and happy, and it is still going on, on weekly basis, updates and shit
make sure you find the continuation from same author
read it.. its AWESOME!

Helga tried to think of Arnold for a brief second. Maybe it would make this situation more bearable. But the sounds coming from the country girl kept her grounded and brought to the horrific reality of the situation. The horrific, awkward reality.

Was Lila bold or stupid? Helga wasn't even sure at this point, but she felt you had to be both to do something like this and not expect to be caught.

She would know more than anyone.

Another muffled sound came from Lila, and Helga's brow furrowed as she sneaked her hand up to the button of her jeans, letting it rest there in temptation, as an offering to herself giving her the green light to indulge if she chose to do so.

Lila retracted her touch from her hole, muffling her own mouth with it, sucking at her fingers and pressing it tightly to her nose, imagining the scent and taste to be Helga's pressed up closely to her face. She had switched hands now, and her other one was now at work. Her fingers curled and made come hither motions inside of her, causing her hips to lift up off of the floor and push closer and closer against her own burning touch.

>>17675763

Helga's fingers fiddled with the button of her jeans, and she kept repeating the same motions with her thighs -- squeeze, relax. Squeeze, relax. It felt like some sick aerobics lesson that Olga would watch and she felt more angry that she was getting off to this, convincing herself that Lila deserved an ass-kicking afterward, unaware of her own hypocrisy for often doing the same to Arnold on the nights when they'd rest beside each other when they dated.

Just then, a knock at the door made Lila jump, and Helga froze in place, her jeans now unbuttoned and unzipped.

"Helgaaa..." Miriam's voice slurred quietly behind the door, sounding confused and disoriented. "Did'jyu... see where I put those darn keys? 'Cause I swear I put them in the little bucket thing... on the." Miriam paused for a good ten seconds, and Helga was almost hoping she had dropped dead.

"-- Never mind, they were in my hand."

Lila scrambled to push her dress down, flushed and distempered. Helga buttoned up her pants and then sat up, faking sleepiness and refusing to look at Lila just yet out of anywhere but her peripheral vision.

>>17675683
Can't. I need to wake up in 6 hours. Do me a favor and save this, I'm sure it'll get reposted some day.

>my face

>>17675880

NO YOU FUCKER MORE

>>17675880
DRAWFAGS GET IN HERE.

i love how this went from "we'll get past this somehow" to "f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 MOAR"

>>17675880
>>17675880

Oh dear god, please continue.

>whoever wrote that fic

>>17675880
Moarrrr please.

>>17671722
Oh NOW I get it. Because he fucked the cow.

All of the terrible images in my head were just washed away with that fic. Thank you, godly anon.

In case it hasn't been posted yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IMKrZ-IcqY
>1:43
>"You make my girlhood tremble"

>>17675880
more

oh god please moar. delicious helga.

>>17676157
whoa! what kind of thread did this turn into?!?!

"Oh, you're awake now!" Lila quickly grabbed the pencil off of the floor, flipping through her notebook to a previously written draft in a desperate attempt to make it look from afar that she had been writing this entire time.

"Your Mother is such a character, Helga ... she's just ever-so-endearing." Lila smiled as Helga turned to her, still slightly short of breath, her freckles accentuated by the red flush that glowed at her skin.

"Uh, yeah, that's a word for drunk retard, I guess." Helga rubbed at her eye and stared at Lila, wondering if she felt any guilt. That smile was so genuine that it was almost creepy considering the situation. "You look kinda worn out. Is writing that exciting to you?"

There was a knowing tone in Helga's words that made Lila suddenly grow nervous. A sinking feeling dropped into her stomach, and she continued to stare at Helga with the wonder of a child, feigning a clueless aura. Elucidating innocence.

An innocence she was sure Helga didn't buy. Or was that just paranoia speaking?

"Um, I guess the pressure just has made me somewhat flustered," Lila offered the words to Helga, gently, yielding to her judgment, as her gaze averted down to the notebook. "I kept thinking of what a good writer you were."

"You must really like my writing, huh?" Helga said in a tone that wasn't smug, sadistic, or even playful. It was accusing and almost laced with a sneer, and Lila felt even more anxious under her watchful eyes.

"I'm ..." Lila trailed off, a frightened undertone to her now desperately friendly expression that was slowly turning into a submissive cower as Helga got up from the bed, walking over to the redhead.

>>17675880

>>17676375
A sexy thread!

>>17676399

>>17676404

i love you. MORE

>>17676399

And god, I love you. MORE.

>Thanks for your request.
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>>17676399
>>17676404
Oh God, you're both wonderful.

>>17676399

proceed...

writefag ... moar?! plox.

>>17676554
look out Rhonda, she's genre savvy!

>>17674558

I fucking love you for all of these. It's like I lol at every other sentence.

>>17676569

>>17676011
which one?

>>17676687
The masturbating Lila one. Not the rest of the shit in here.

>>17676652
Well hello...

how many words that i will not read!

>>17676652

>>17676714
lol, you are a disgusting pedophile

>>17676399
>>17676404

Glorious, keep it up anons!

>>17674558

>he was never seen alive again.

Oh God I fucking lost it.

Oh jesus god allah buddha christ MOAR

>>17676787
>>17676652
the only time helga was even remotely attractive in the series.

>>17676806
if that guy was a bro he'd draw the one about stinky and the lemon puddin

>>17676821
>implying you wouldn't hit it like the fist of an angry god regardless

"Look at me." Helga demanded, but Lila kept her petrified stare at the floor.

"I'm -- Helga, are you angry that I didn't finish the rough draft?" Lila squeaked apologetically, and let out a gasp when Helga smacked the notebook from her lap and grabbed her by the arm.

"Oh, cut the innocent crap!" Helga squeezed out with contempt, never liking spinelessness in people. "Do you do this type of perverted bullshit with everyone, or am I just special?" Helga yanked Lila's hand forward, smelling her fingers.

"No!" Lila tried to pull her hand back, a humiliated flush overshadowing the sexed one she had before.

"No, what?" Helga narrowed her eyes at the freckled girl, and Lila couldn't help but stare at her through glossy eyes.

"I'm sorry! I didn't think--"

"That I'd be awake." Helga interrupted her flatly, then shoved her back on to the bean bag. Lila held her dress down, legs crossed defensively, and she had pure shame written across her features.

"This is kind of rich, y'know! You secretly being some depraved freak." Helga smiled, but Lila didn't seem to find it very amusing.

"I'm ever-so-sorry..." Lila repeated, wiping at one of her eyes.

A part of Helga was kind of ... relieved? Because this meant that Lila maybe liked girls, right? Which also meant that despite how fucking hot she was becoming, she wasn't really a threat. At all anymore, really. If Arnold came back and saw that Lila had bigger tits than Helga (which she did), more curves than Helga (which she did), and a cuter face than Helga... it wouldn't matter! Because Lila was totally into muff!

Possibly her muff.

Further investigation was required.

>>17676853
>Further investigation was required.
YES
YES
YESSSSSS

>>17676853

Sure is /u/ in here...

Not that I'm complaining. MOAR.

>>17676853

I love you.

>>17676853
bueno.jpg

>>17676792

They are clearly teenagers in this fic, silence.

>>17676853


Welp,now I'm ever so hard...

You know I'm just kind of surprised that this fic hasn't turned into trolling yet. I'm still convinced it will at the end.

But until then ... bueno.

>>17676853
There are no words, only joy.

>>17676973

I'm just surprised that the characterization isn't shit. Though really I've had a friend masturbate while he thought I was sleeping before and I had no idea what to fucking do. Scary shit mang.

>>17676826

oh sh-

>>17677029
willikers!
do the rest!

>>17677031

>>17677031
wow, is splooge doing new stuff finally?

>>17677031
i see you've been to >>>/i/318747

>>17677077

Maybe in a little bit.

>this thread

Holy shit. I just got back from running some errands and I read this. I've been laughing my ass off for the past five minutes. Maybe in a little while I'll post a sample of the Hey Arnold!/Batman sequel. By the way, I'm a little jealous of the Helga/Lila fic writer, because he seems to have a better vocabulary than me.

>>17677077

moar?

>Hey Arnold thread
>/co/ being pedophiles about the girl characters
>AGAIN

>>17677355
They're 17 in the fic.

the fluids are getting odder again around here again

>>17677404
>dat first season Helga

>>17677297
oh god no

>>17677482

>>17677412 thats jsut Helga pulling a face.

This is first season Helga

Fuck year alt-Helga.

"Quit your sniveling and whimpering, jeez!" Helga folded her arms and stared at Lila with a piercing scrutiny. All Lila Sawyer could do was bite her lip to prevent more apologies from flooding out.

"Take those stupid braids out." Helga commanded, dropping to plant her knees on either side of Lila, both of them sinking more into the beanbag.

Lila kind of hoped that at this moment, she could sink so far into the furniture that she'd vanish and escape. She complied, untying the ribbons from her hair, and slowly begin to undo her braids. She glanced nervously at Helga, trying to work quickly now as Helga straddled her.

"Better?" Lila asked, eyes lighting up in anticipation.

"Sure, sure. Now do what you were doing before." The demands continued, and Lila felt excitement crawl down her stomach and into her pelvis.

Getting weird and getting late so Im outta here.

we hate lila because dead down, we all know she is too good for us
there are many lila's in the world, and every man has his own
and no matter how hard he tries
she will go off somewhere to have sex with a black guy
because lila is a fucking whore.
that bitch.

>>17677541
>>17677541

>>17673415
>"somebody plow me!" she screamed "toot toot, all aboard the vagina vehicle!" still, nobody came, in desperation, she filled her cunt with food stamps.

>>17677638
But what if you are a black guy?

>>17677675
then she has sex with a very short korean man that has a nice car

>>17677660
I loled

>>17677685
Fuck.

"I'm sorry, I can't." Lila blurted out honestly, unable to relax in this situation enough to concentrate on pleasuring herself. "I'm just ever-so--mmph!"

Helga's hand covered her mouth.

"I swear, if I hear that phrase out of your mouth again, I will rip your tonsils out from your armpits." Helga glowered, then removed her hand.

Lila grabbed at the hem of her dress, lifting it up to reveal her underwear to Helga in a timid manner, absent of any finesse or grace. Helga began to once again undo the button of her jeans, unzipping them casually.

"That does nothing for me, Lila." Helga apathetically admitted, worming out of her jeans, feeling smug at watching Lila's eyes leer at her when she revealed her own cotton underwear to the girl. "But that look right there does. You want to take a dive, don't you? I always heard people from the country were freaks, but I figured it was with animals or whatever."

>>17677638
So this whole time she was with Gerald?

>>17677761
gerald is about as black as the landscape of alaska

>>17677785


Excuse me?

Ernie was terribly depressed. he spent an entire evening drilling a hole in the outside wall of ps118 in order to create a glory hole, only to find that his penis was too short to make it through to the other side. in desperation, he began to pump against the cold concrete of the building, imagining the warm succulent flesh of the children inside. as he was about to cum, he felt mr ngyens' gigantic penis split his anus like an axe slicing through an apple made of gritty shit. the curly red hairs on his ass became slicked with blood as mr ngyen released his salty seed all over the back of Ernie's square shaped balls. it was the second worst day of school he had ever attended.

>>17677734
>>17677734
thisismyfetish.jpg

Keep going.

this thread has just become fucking wrong

>>17677979
Welcome to /co/.

Lila remained quiet, watching the blonde's movements carefully, entranced. Helga pulled her underwear down, moving over the redhead's face.

In between two of the books on Helga's bookcase, a small webcam was placed.

The images before it fed to BigBobsLilGirldotcom.

The feed was directly set up to Bob's laptop, and he breathed heavily as he watched his second favorite daughter dominate her redhead friend.

"Yeah, Olga..." Bob's hand wrapped around his thick cock, stroking up and down. "Dirty little whore.."

I'm sorry everyone.

The end.

>>17678024
that's not a real website

>>17678024
You son of a bitch...
>dissapoint.png
>maximum image replies has been reached
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>17678024
you should be fucking sorry

>>17678024
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>>17678024
Disappoint.

I knew it was coming, but still

>>17678024
>Olga
>still doesn't know Helga's name
>Fuck you Bob...fuck you.

I saw it coming as well. But I am still dissapoint.
Oh well.

Threads being autosaged now anyways. Was fun while it lasted.

>>17678024
WHY GOD WHY

I'm sorry ... I never meant to take the lie that far. But then I got a bunch of fans of this story, and I was too caught up in my fame to notice how I was hurting my loved ones... so I had to stop it while I could.

I'm really sorry you guys...

>>17678131

You are a terrible fucking person. A pretty decent writer, but a terrible person, and you should feel ashamed of yourself.

No one should be disappointed that the writer stopped there. They gave us a lot of entertainment, fappage, and beauty.

I am thankful I got even that. Thank you, anon.

>>17678109
this thread was a cute little dog that caught rabies and needed to be put down.

LOL at everyone being depressed

"As much as I'd like to continue this discussion," Nigma interrupted, "I'm on the clock. Ivy, Helga and I are searching for Arnold and his family. Any information you might have on their disappearance or whereabouts would be of great use to us."

Ivy sighed and leaned back in her chair.

"It'll cost you," she replied.

"I'm not made of money, Ivy," Edward growled.

Ivy directed her eyes towards Helga and grinned.

"Maybe your friend here can help me with my research a little bit... I happen to have concocted a little something and I wouldn't mind testing it on a live person" Ivy suggested.

Edward turned to face Helga.

"The choice is yours, Helga," he replied.

"It's not gonna kill me, or turn me into some horrific plant monster, or give me terrible acne, is it?" she asked.

"No, it's just a little injection of this serum I've been cooking up. It makes people immune to plant toxins."

"Sure," Helga shrugged, "But I want the info first."

Ivy nodded got up from the couch and motioned for the teenage girl to follow.

Lila slipped her fingers, knuckle deep between the circus clown red hairs of her snatch.
helga cackled with delight, imagining that lila's cunt must smell like the inside of a dogs mouth
a trickle of sweat dripped from lila's cunt into her pouting anus as she began her work
she twisted and prodded, suddenly, helga felt her unibrow twitching
she was so aroused, that her normally soft clitorus became 4 inches long and prehensile like a fleshy pink monkeys tail, or a penis, one of those two

>>17678312
"Miles and Stella were researching some chemicals they had discovered in a cave southeast of here," She spoke while leading Helga to a small lab station.

"Apparantly, the chemical was to be used in the creation of a miracle drug that could cure nearly any disease. Even cancer."

She took a vial full of green liquid from one of the racks of chemicals on the table, then placed the vial into a hypodermic injector gun.

"So, this chemical, it had healing properties or something? What happened next" Helga asked as she lifted up the sleeve on her right arm.

"No one knows," Ivy shrugged while dabbing Helga's arm with sterilized cotton swab.

"Nobody's seen the Shortmans in months. Search teams were sent out but, so far, they haven't had much luck. Such is the way of the jungle. This may sting a bit, Helga," Ivy warned and placed the gun up against Helga's skin.

"So, you think the jungle got 'em? Like, maybe they were attacked by wild animals or something?" Helga flinched slightly as Ivy pulled the trigger, delivering the serum to her blodstream.

Ivy pulled out a band-aid from one of the drawers on the table and stuck it on the girl's arm.

"The jungle is a harsh, unforgiving place, Helga. People disappear in it's dark embrace all the time. It's not surprising. How do you feel?"

"I don't... feel any different..." said Helga.

"That's good," Ivy responded.

She took an opthalmoscope from another drawer and examined Helga's eyes.

"I'll have to head to this cave and see what I can find," said Helga. "Maybe there'll be a clue as to what happened."

>>17678322
before lila could ract, helga was already deep inside of lila's blood smeared tunnel of shame
to helga, it felt like her cliterous was thrashing about in a bag of lukewarm packing peanuts
lila squealed "it hurts, ever so much!"
the thought of lila in pain made helga cum with her entire body
sweat shot from her armpits, filmy fluid leaked from her sidways vagina, even her gigantic doorknob shaped nose felt like it was on fire with delight
she felt her hands squeezing, clamping down with delight
before she knew it, helga had strangled lila into a coma

>>17678370
"If I were you, Helga. I'd give it up. Like I said, these things happen. If you continue your search, it'll happen to you, too. Edward's an experienced villain, but not even he would last long out here in the wild."

Helga shook her head.

"He wouldn't give up on me," she replied.

Ivy just sighed.

"Alright," she said and put away the scope, "everything checks out okay. Now, we just check to see if it worked."

"Okay," Helga began, "so what do we do, stick me with a poison flower or-"

Helga was cut off as Ivy grabbed her by the small of her back and kissed her.

Helga's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets and she pushed Ivy back.

"What the hell??!!" she cried and spat on the floor.

"Lady, I don't know what you heard, but I don't swing that way. I mean, sure, I've been curious before, and there was that one time when Pheobe stayed the night and we compared breasts and... well, things got a little weird... but we've come to terms with that. It was a one-time thing."

"Helga," Ivy laughed," I just had to-"

"I think me and Ed need to get going, anyway," Helga interrupted as she backed out of the room. "It was nice meeting you, Ivy, but I really better head out."

Helga turned and made her way over to Nigma, who was still sipping his tea.

"C'mon, Eddie," she replied as she grabbed his arm, "time to go."

"Okay... Nice seeing you, Pam," Edward waved as Helga pulled him out the door.

this is a bad thread