I see you're butthurt from the other thread. Just make something you enjoy, like a muscular freak in spandex saving the world from muscular freaks in spandex.

>>17298323
Why don't you try making something good instead, you cum-swigging turdsmoker?

Okay
You live in a big city
In a loft apartment above an indie coffee shop
You are quirky and have a delightful sense of fashion that is a mix between retro and Salvation Army chic.
The world is intersting to you
CASH MONEY.

>>17298351
Huh? What thread?

I still don't know what a hipster is.
Are they like beatniks?

>>17298358
Hand drawn girl, How many cocks have you sucked in your lifetime?

>>17298383
Hipster are the people who think being a nerd is a fashion statment somehow

Tell me what hipster is because all I found was the urban dictionary article which was probably vandalized by said hipsters. I just see the word thrown around here all the time but have no clue what it means. Do they have anything to do with hippies?

Okay so you aren't very cool. Make SURE to tell the audience that you ARE NOT COOL. However, in subtext, make sure everyone and everything points to you ACTUALLY being cool, in a not-cool way.

>>17298408
http://www.latfh.com/

look through a few pics and you'll get it

White dude that works in chinese restaurant. Turns into a GIANT ROBOT WARRIOR of justice. Fights monsters.

First you need a title, try to find a really obscure band from the 60's-70's.

>>17298383
Hi there Daddy-O!

Pepper Ann was a hipster?

>>17298408

Think of a trendsetter. Think of how they do something new, or bring something back that everyone forgot about. Oh boy! Isn't he/she just the coolest? Now, imagine the next group of people who get a hold of what that trendsetter has done. They run it into the ground through overuse and actually try to adopt the one little thing this trendsetter has done into a lifestyle filled with emotionless self-gratification. They don't say they're better than everyone else who isn't following this trend, but they sure do think it. That is what a hipster is.

first, steal a title from an obscure Canadian '90s pop song.

that will give you enough street cred for hipsters to even consider touching your book.

then take a very traditional type of story, be it a romance, a mystery, whatever, and add a bunch of quirky supernatual/superhuman elements.

that way you can show how "indie" you are.

finally, don't forget to make the protagonist a huge nerd.
but not, like, a real nerd. just that sort of fashionably quirky nerd that Michael Cera plays a lot.

>>17298398
But why? We didn't choose to be this way! Why do they mock our lack of understanding on what is cool in the world?!

>>17298393
Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

>>17298358
Add:
1. Main character having an idiotic shitty indie band.
2. Main characters having lots of friends who are, well, hipsters.
3. Depending absolutely in pop culture and some other shitty references.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!!

>>17298492
Minus #1, you just described EVERY Tarantino movie.

>>17298481

I keep a Bread Diary.

>>17298492
Yeah, call it like
"JAWSOME"
Then all the hipsters will be like...creaming their pants because you referenced Street Sharks.

Hipster's don't technically have money. Just their parent's money and maxed out credit card limits.

Make sure to reference a lot of underground music, underground comics that no one knows about, and dress like Kanye West.

>>17298520
Shut up whore.

>>17298323
Main character should be a black nerd. Maybe do the Princess Bride but with a black nerd and a chinese girl with red hair. Give them stupidly long names. And add dumb sidekicks to their party.

>>17298492
pop culture is in the opposite to hipster. Hipsters don't know and don't care about pop culture

So much butthurt loser nerd rage ITT

>>17298507
Wtf? Something is wrong with you huh?

>>17298534
OP here. I don't care WHERE the money comes from. Just that the money truck backs up to my front door.

All the girls need to be chubby pigs who the dykey guys want because they're closet faggos.

>>17298507
he described maybe one tarantino movie

>>17298507
Oh, fuck...
I didn't notice!

Well, add then some other point:
*Randum violence lol

>>17298383

in a way, yeah.

>>17298555
Alright then just trace Scott Pilgrim and call it your own, all you need is Gene Simmons as your dad and it'll work out wonderfully.

- Make the main character psychic powers

- Make him a bartender

- He's got to outsmart drunk monsters in order to get a magical resurrection potion. For his dead gf.

This thread is like one person talking to himself.

>>17298595
Given Gene's wild past I'm sure there's a chance at least one of us is an illegitimate child.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAO4EVMlpwM
obligatory

GOTTA FIGHT HATIN WIT PRETTY SCREEN CAPS!!! FUKYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17298601
I'll be honest.

Sort of want.

>>17298608
So much for flood detection.

>>17298608
TROLLS LIKE YOU MAKE ME BI-FURIOUS

>>17298630
OP here? What hating? I recognize that Scott Pilgrim is a money maker. I just want some money.

>>17298611
Not me. My mom doesn't even know who KISS is.
Sad panda.

>>17298608

>>17298585
I hear they're very soft.

>>17298323
Make it about a hipster with a ufo.

Personally, I think Scott Pilgrim is more magical realism than anything else.

BEAUTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

as /co/ would have it, "hipsters" are people that take what's cool about your niche interests and leave you feeling cold and used because you can't divorce your identity from your unique and fully considered appreciation of the intricacies of batman's rogues gallery. social competence is dumb and should be hated.

>>17298659
>>17298689
The neckbeards demand blood, blood for the neckbeard god. Chill out. Is my opinion about this thread, I didn't insult you, I notice that everybody has the opinion here.

>>17298694

I really wouldn't recommend any attempts to confirm that.

>>17298721
Nigger... Have you read the Tin Drum or One Hundred Years of Solitude? That's magical realism, not hipster shit.

Make your story about a band, or involve a band somewhere in the plot.

>>17298358
yes, involve coffee

>>17298492
and overly large, annoying supporting cast

>>17298570
+dykes

and vegetarians

>>17298570
Oh, god... Oh, fucking God!

Make sure the only time your character drinks coffee is at night. Probably because he has a crush on the girl that serves him coffee but he is too scared to try anything.

>>17298749

>>17298770
damn.
two of my least favorite people on earth working together to make a horrible shitfest of a comic.
kate beaton needs to get her mouth plugged with a cock forever, the fucking stupid unfunny cunt. maybe make some sandwiches.
kc green needs to go die.
seriously, just die, of terminal indigestion or something, what a fat fucking loser.

I'm guessing most the hate is created as polar reaction to all the love. Which is understandable I suppose. Still: IT'S SO FUCKIN SEXY LOOKIN.

Reference video games but ONLY the kind of video games that every kid growing up in the early 90's played. So Sonic and Mario and Zelda and all that jazz, but nothing even remotely deviating from the mainest of mainstreams, for example Banjo and Kazooie would be out of the question.

>>17298855
I hate Kate Beaton too but what's wrong with KC Green? Aside from hipster fucktards on the internet fellating him at every opportunity, that is.

>>17298855

damn, dude.

did they kill your dog or something?

>>17298855

>>17298863
Earthbound, and pretty much any Genesis game...

>>17298833
Then he never sleeps and has hallucinations about fantasy characters giving him relationship advise plus they fight monsters but they turn out to be trash cans in real-life. News media picks up on the Trash-Can Trasher and he becomes infamous. tries to use his notoriety to get the girl but she quits her job and he never sees her again.

>>17298863
yeah nothing weird like explicit references to bomberman world, clash at demonhead, crash n the boys, kid chameleon, river city ransom, double dragon,

>>17298863
Dude...Banjo Kazooie was rad. Are you sad he didn't reference Banjo Kazooie?
...How would he have done that...?

>>17298771
The Tin Drum, yes. I still maintain that Scott Pilgrim shares similarities to the general mode of magical realism.

>>17298891
Yeah! Reference the SHIT out of Earthbound and Mother 3. They'll be throwing their parents savings accounts your way in no time.

>>17298928
>>17298863

put your e-peens away, faggots.

>>17298903
Did...did you just combine Scott Pilgrim and Kick-Ass?

>>17298903
Because she gets into art school!!

>>17298928
Mega Man is okay. The references can't mean anything. They just have to indicate that the referencer is not a poseur and worthy of your adoration, even though he offers nothing but entitlement.

>>17298959
What? Are you retarded?

okay

get this


your main character is either a teenager or in college (MOST IMPORTANT)

he is quirky, and plays videogames (ALSO IMPORTANT)

and he either has multiple relationships that don't work or he is completely single

now throw in some friends who look different and have slightly different quirks but are basically the same character

now throw them into any particular scenario you care about with a twist

scott pilgrim is romance mixed with nerdy lightsaber action

you could do romance mixed with whatever flavor of the month nerd shit is hot

>>17298948
What the fuck are you talking about, I'm just helping OP tailor his comic to hipsters. They like to FEEL obscure but if something is ACTUALLY obscure or even just not mainstream they'll have no clue what the fuck it is, so he should reference video games but only the most popular video games. Banjo Kazooie is an example of a series that is quite popular but not popular enough for hipsters to get.

>>17298975
> scott pilgrim is romance mixed with nerdy lightsaber action
hasn't read it

>>17298975
>and he either has multiple relationships that don't work or he is completely single


Hipsters can't relate to the latter. They all have their fuckbuddies and drama, none of them are single or even have difficulty getting laid.

I don't think Scott Pilgrim is hipster because all of the characters have jobs. Fucking hipsters don't want jobs.

>>17299001
most hipsters haven't read it, who gives a shit

the point is to get them to BUY IT

>>17298992
yeah, and I was making fun of this guy for not knowing that scott pilgrim constantly drops references to moderately popular games

There's nothing obscure about Pilgrim. I just like the jokes, the video game references, and I like the art as well.

>>17299011
but hipsters would be attracted to a character that does because he is such a nerd trapped in a world not intelligent enough to get him

>>17299025
oh, u!

>>17299053
But all of those suck except the art

>>17299025
They serve coffee and wait tables until their big break sometimes. It's never enough to pay their bills.

>>17299053

the name Scott Pilgrim is, itself, a reference to an old Plumtree song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb3TWNzMSr0

>>17299044
That's because Scott Pilgrim has a small amount of value extending past its hipster origins. The aim of this thread is to get rid of that value, and melt the concepts involved down to their pure hipster core.

>>17299067
Yeah that's close.

>>17299086
OP call your main character Billy Pilgrim in a reference to the Kurt Vonnegut book "Slaughter-House Five"

>>17298992
Well he couldn't make the entire comic just references dude. He probably stuck to the popular ones so that most people could benefit from them I think. Maybe you could send him a letter and he could do a game that you like!

OP here.

So far I've got:

- A black nerd.

>>17299075
What? I've never met someone who meets all the other criteria for "hipster" and also works. I don't think it ever happens.

>>17299129
I would be more inclined to send him a letter which says "guy who made scott pilgrim, please kill yourself"

>>17299139
HAHAHAHAHAHA
minorities.

yeah, that's why Love & Rockets is getting a summer movie instead of this.


stick with white people, dude.

>>17299139
he's in college, and is quirky.

he plays street fighter. but get this, they actually fight like in street fighter when he beats them and they get angry or something

bam, hipster, and tourney fag street fighter audience

>>17299144
That's just silly. I guess you're confused because many if not most hipsters are still in college and only have jobs over the summer.

Mix fight scenes with stupid obscure references and a shitty illogical plot. That's all you've gotta go.

>>17299129
>Picture 14.png
dude. upgrade to snow leopard.

Oh1 and here's your reference guys.

>>17299112
been done.
google Sharknife.

Be sure to draw it in an annoying-ass style; no chins, pudding hands, etc.

>>17299234
Oh fuck you. FUCK YOU!

Sharknife has great art, don't compare it to this Pilgrim horse shit.

Is No More Heroes character Travis Touchdown a hipster or only a parody of the average obsessive geek/otaku/nerd/creep/social-rejected/whatever-the-fuck-you-wish-to-insert-here?

>>17299234
sharknife basically deserves all the ire scott pilgrim gets.

>>17299177
Actually, most of these people were 24 - 28 and had only graduated high school. They didn't go to college because "its just another way to make money by brainwashing people." They didn't work because they "didn't want to contribute to a capitalist system" they couldn't believe in. To these people, any one with a college degree (like me) was human garbage.

god i'm getting angry just thinking about them

just make every main character gay, apparently hipsters dig that shit, and from what I've read Scott Pilgrim is full of gays

>>17299139
A black Nerd that has to steal certain tattoos off peoples bodies because they are a treasure map.

>>17299280

he's Johnny Knoxville, only with some otaku fetishism thrown in.

>>17299261
Also, be sure to draw all the characters so that they look the same but with different hair.

>>17299298
THIS!

The creator of Sharknife is named Corey Lewis. He calls himself The Rey.

>>17298323
here's an idea.

a former homeless artist gets his life back together after the death of an aunt he never knew he had left him a house, a car and some money. his romance intrest is his former aunts home health care nurse. the situtation, her ex is a PTSD survivor who she still has feelings to help him because of his condition which he seeks to exploit to get her back into bed with him.

>>17299298
>>17299372
samefag fuck off

>>17299301
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about but it's not the average hipster. Hipsters don't have that much integrity.

>>17299394
Samefag or not, that dude looks like a complete asshole.

>>17299301
Shit... Do all zee Hipsterrs rrationalize zeir lazy bum Faggotry like zis? Scheisse!! Back in the Days, vee fucked our Mothers, not zis Scheisse!!

>>17299229
goddamn, that picture angrys up my blood.

Your average hipster:

Between the ages of 21 and 25.
Depressingly liberal.
Is a grade-A hypocrite.
Probably wears some annoying as shit scarf or other article of unnecessary clothing.
Could be in college but must likely blinded itself to further learnings because of the "system".
Can be found wearing a new Thundercats or other 80's-90's nostalgic concept shirt that was printed to look old (fresh from Hot Topic).
Is more than likely one of those "No Mom I'd an Atheist now fuck you" Atheists that have been giving actual Atheists a bad name since 2005.
Wears those gay slipper-shoes with no laces.
Vomits the term "open minded" every twelve seconds.
Listens to/reads "underground" media.
Will suck your dick for attention.

>>17299301
When the fuck was this stated!??!
I'm pretty your adding a little bit there. This book aspires to be a political statement in NO WAY.

>>17299414
It's all in the attitude, the delivery of whatever personal bullshit you believe. If you consider yourself superior to the plebeians who don't agree with your unemployed, Urban Outfitter lifestyle and that superiority is vocalized in a horrible, pleading sarcastic whine, then you are a hipster.

>>17299473
>The average member of an undefined group I hate for no reason is a combination of every other stereotype else I hate for no reason.

>>17299501
>projecting

>>17299522

>Implying I hate hipsters and don't just find them annoying.

>>17298601

...I would read and enjoy this.

Make sure you don't learn how to actually draw. Just watch some anime and Adventure time and Flapjack and copy all that shit without learning the fundamentals of human emotion, expression, or dynamic action. Just draw some big ass eyes and tears for sadness or whatever. If you ever question your own inability, just throw a pokeball in the picture, and no one will care, 'cause HEY POKEMANS I REMEMBER THAT EXISTED.

>>17299394
nope
these were both me:
>>17299234
>>17299298
because I forgot to include a visual aid
tbqh I had no idea the creator looked like a total tool on top of all of his problems as a writer and artist

>>17299522
>>17299530
>hipster faggot detected

>>17299587
>doesn't know how green text works

>>17299418
I don't give a shit what he looks like, his art is actually unique in a way that doesn't completely suck so in my book he's about fifty steps removed from shit like Scott Pilgrim. Even if you don't like Rey's art, which I'm sure you don't, it's at least apparent that effort and thought was put into it.

>>17298323
Fucking christ. I've never particularly like Scott Pilgrim, nor have I ever hated it. I've even met and shaken Bryan Lee O'Malley's hand, but god that image makes me rage so hard... GOD DAMNIT.

>>17299594
>im being different

>>17299587
>My meaningless word for everyone I don't like has now expanded to include anyone who realizes how meaningless it is.

>>17299599
>>17299277
>>17299394
samefag fuck off

If the rest of this board doesn't hate what I hate, boy, im gonna be REALLY upset! So you better hate it! It's shit!

>>17299501
No, I would actually have a small amount of respect for someone hard enough to go dumpster diving instead of getting a job. That's not a hipster. A hipster is someone who goes to college and gets a degree in something completely worthless like philosophy.

>>17299530
Just noticing, the trend for these threads seem to be:
>>I don't like hipsters.
>>That word is so overused it has no meaning! Why don't you define what a hipster is and why you hate it?!
>>*does so*
>>LOL YOU'RE PROJECTING

>>17299594
He obviously does know how it works because his text is green. Different people use it in different ways.

>douche

>>17299298
Sharknife isn't getting a movie...

So, what can OP conclude from this thread?

>>17299501
>This hateword refers to anyone I hate for no reason.

>>17299644
>No, it refers to anyone I hate for no reason, not you.

>>17299599
>>17299599

Yes. I can see how much time and though he puts into his art.

>>17299659
>That word has no meaning and never did.
>*pretends to define it as a bunch of unrelated stereotypes that demonstrably apply to themselves*

>>17299473

How many people do you think realistically behave like this? Most people just do what they want, very few behave like a bad characture. Why the fuck does anyone care? By the same logic, im justified walking around saying GOD I HATE METAL FAGS WHY DONT THEY CUT THEIR HAIR IF I SEE THEM IN ONE MORE IRON MAIDEN SHIRT I'M GONNA LOSE IT SERIOUSLY

Fuck this board and it's summer faggots.

>>17299670
because it's garbage.

>>17299735
>im justified walking around saying GOD I HATE METAL FAGS WHY DONT THEY CUT THEIR HAIR IF I SEE THEM IN ONE MORE IRON MAIDEN SHIRT I'M GONNA LOSE IT SERIOUSLY

actually I don't think anyone would fault you for that.

The problem with the term hipster is that it DOES mean something different to everyone. Everybody has their own slightly altered set of conditions that construe "hipster". But it's not like anyone here would ever tell someone off to their face just because of how they dress. I can't see that happening.

>>17299735
>How many people do you think realistically behave like this?
None, obviously. It's just a pile of stereotypes he likes to pretend apply to anyone that triggers his hate instinct, in order to justify said instinct. Ironically, most stereotypes in these piles would do nothing to justify his hate instinct even if the were true.

thread conclusion: fuck metalfags?

>>17299735
Well the reason we hate hipsters is because we project in them our personality traits which by the way we don't like. Disregard that, I suck cocks.

>>17299693
>BAWWWWWWWWWWW IT'S NOT LIFELESS ALEX ROSS HORSESHIT THAT MEANS IT'S BAD

Go back to... oh wait I guess you're on the right board for that attitude.

>>17299644
Hipsters don't think about anything but their image. It's easier to drop out than get a pointless degree.

Okay I think the word "hipster" doesn't mean anything anymore if you fucktards think that a requirement to being one is to not have a job or degree. What the fuck?

>>17299796
>hipster
>mean something
It means as much as any other hate label: nothing, because people who use them aren't even trying to communicate anymore, they're just acting out.

>>17299787

My point is, why do that? You're categorizing a huge population of people into a "faggots hate them!" folder, when there's probably just as many cool people and nice guys who just who for whatever reason like metal, and chose to show it. The only thing that makes "hipsters" worse than any other category of people is that it's a fairly recent emergance.

I guess we're about at the part of the thread where all the righteous anger has been cathartically expelled and the lurking hipsters can reveal themselves safely to turn up their noses at all the criticism. It's easier than owning up to it.

Hipsters are easy to identify. They're basically the physical appearance of a metrosexual mixed with the mind of an alpha "I know everything" nerd.

>>17299826
That's an extremely convenient stereotype to slap on people who disagree with you. Then you can pretend nobody "really" disagrees with you, they're just saying it to look cool.

>>17299826
Hipsters are a waste product from the
cancer that is killing the contemporary industrial society. Period.

>>17299918

So they're /co/mrades that can tolerate sunlight and are attractive?

Just rip off of Scott Pilgrim anyway, trust me

>>17299872

>I'll defend myself by going after hate itself, because all hate is totally unjustified.

>>17299919
That's one way of looking at it, but purely yours; not mine. I respect your different opinion.

>>17299891
>righteous anger
>criticism
>incoherent hatefilth

>>17299954
>useless butthurt moralizing

Want hipster money? Here we go:

1. Obscure references to either indie music or things that are "under-the-radar".
2. Happy poverty
3. Bisexuality
4. Elitism

>>17299946

...most hate is unjustified? How many people in here have been personally wronged by a hipster? Had their car stolen, been fired by a boss in thick rimed glasses? Parents killed with only a minus the bear album left as evidence? I don't fucking understand it.

>>17299946
Your strawman argument fails to appear flawed. The "hipster" label and similar hatefilth is entirely different from criticism, absolutely worthless and impossible to justify.

>>17299997
It's hate. Hate and genuine disapproval have nothing in common. People hate because they like to hate.

>>17298319

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>>17299997

A hipster was in the driver's seat of the car that killed my mother.

open pabst blue ribbon still in his hand.

>>17299975
>4. Elitism
this is what keeps tripping me up.
where is the elitism
where is it /co/

>>17299953
>my "opinion" is completely indefensible nonsense.

>>17299997

Have you ever been around a hipster? Have you had to endure their loathsome pretension?Have you heard them spout their opinions as if they are constantly right and we should all follow every word that they spew out of their side-lip pierced mouths?

They deserve every moment of derision and disrespect they get.

>Boy do I hate those stupid ELITIST hipsters! Hate them! Hate them! They're so ELITIST and INFERIOR to MY clique! They deserve so much hatred I have to constantly remind myself of it!

Just base the comic on you and your friends, but make yourself slightly popular.

>>17300194
>long string of stereotypes and biased assumptions
>implying hate can be deserved

>>17300206
this is based on, what, two movies

>>17300194

Yeah, i'm around them all the time. It's not that bad, they're just people, goddamn. To be honest, I have never met a person like you described. Like I said earlier, people in this thread are describing a ludicruous characture of a "hipster", while no people actually behave to that extreme. How do you manage to spend time with ANY kind of person, if people get you this perturbed?

Hipster is an older term, The Circle Jerks reference them in the song I and I alongside dope smokers and commies, so we know they must be bad.

>>17300273
This is how stereotypes work. If a racist sees a black person, he imagines him talking in street slang even if he speaks perfect english, and hears anything he says in a threatening tone now matter how it's actually said. The same self-reinforcing filter of confirmation bias is at work here.

>>17300255

>Implying stereotypes don't have basis in reality.

>>17300273
In fairness I actually do know at least one person nearly identical to this and she is annoying s fuck. Only thing she lacks was the athiesm for the sake of athiesm thing.

>>17300355
>stereotypes have basis in reality
That "basis" is so far from anything real that it isn't worth acknowledging. it rarely bears any similarity to what it's been mutated into. In all likelihood, it wasn't even real to begin with, just an assumption.

Good to know I started a hate fest on /co/. I'm gonna go play TF2 now. Bye!

>>17299473
>Probably wears... article of unnecessary clothing.
"literally all accessories are hipster"
-/co/

>>17300360

I'm not saying they don't exist, but treating every "hipster" like they are this one terrible paragon of pretentiousness is a bad idea. Most of the hipsters I know only do/wear hipster like things because they "like" them. There's not really any image issues behind it. I'm just saying, you can't write off a massive group of people because of a single bad example. Dem steriotypes, man.

I've got a feeling there's a hipster in this thread.

Scott Pilgrim: Brings out the hipster faggots in /co/.

>>17300509
it's me I'm the hipster
here are all my posts:
>>17300472
>>17300128
>>17300066
>>17299799
>>17299749
>>17299635
>>17299594
>>17299578
>>17299298
>>17299234
>>17299206
>>17299168
>>17299044
>>17299001
>>17298928
>>17298749
>>17298574

This thread derailed into complete shit because of the hipsterfaggotry, one of the cancers taht is killing the contemporary industrial society.

>>17300487
>>17300273
Don't you get it, man?

/co/ is hates interacting with human beings who aren't greasy neckbeards like themselves, and is lashing out at a perceived obvious target, especially since they can get laid and wear GI Joe t-shirts at the same time.

Haters gonna hate

>>17300633

How is it killing society? I'm intrigued.

>>17300659
It's not sadly masturbating over Animaniacs reruns or caring about what happened in Red Hulk

>>17300626
yeah I've been following this thread for a while without posting wondering if your the same guy. Dude they just disagree with you on the internet it's not like that means anything. Walk outside right now go to DQ and have a blizzard you will feel better.

>>17300640

Hey buddy you're only into comics because it's "indie" right now. If you're buddy's start collecting mulit-color dildos, you'd move onto that to.

This is just your latest "trend".

>>17300659
You don't contribute with anything but shit to our society. You're all either lazy bums or have studied pointless careers. If you want to be different and contribute then go to a poor town hundreds of miles from your hometown to do social labour. Oh, but you won't since you're all a bunch of hypocrite bunch of pretentious narcissistic assholes who think that they're all cool but are not. Please die.

Man, I love hipsters. They make me look like a mature, reasonable, responsible person compared to them. I also believe that people with those traits are soon going to be a new generation of hipsters.

>>17300789
I think you misunderstand I'm one of the fat greasy neckbeards. I'm just aware of the root of my own hatred.

Also, I'm here for the cartoons, not the comics

>>17300640
/co/ haste hipsters for 2 reasons.
A. cause /co/ is 50% nerds and nerds hate hipsters because they can still "get the girl" while liking all the things nerds do.
and
B. Cause /co/ is 50% hipsters and hipsters hate hipsters. It's like wolves or lions. Too many fake alphas in a room and you end up with a fight about who liked the indie band first or why stormtroopers are better than cobra troopers.

>>17300789
You want to think that.
But, the truth is, there is a hot mess of people like me that loved Dexter's Lab, and started reading Bone back when it was published in the Disney Adventures our mom bought us a subscription for and then X2 came out and we bought the reprint of God Loves Man Kills we never. looked. back.

Now we're in your comic books stores, in our polyblend collared shirts, and casual jackets, with heads full of Flash arcana and messenger bags full of Y: The Last Man trades.
Useless goggles, and winter hats during the summertime disguising a strong opinion about the merits and shortcomings of Grant Morrison.
Listening to bands you've never heard of on music players you can't afford, and chatting up the clerk about how we can't wait for Heinberg to get back on YA and how much of a useless tool Bruce Jones is and always has been.
We thought the Nic Cage Ghostrider movie was O.K.

>>17298322

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>my face when /co/ is getting mad about the way people dress
>holy fuck it's like I'm back in high school
>go back to listening to machine code is no more on loop and smoking my pipe

>>17301174
I agree with Spambot.

>>17301234
We need a "I'm with spam bot" macro

>>17301219
Adult Protip: Life is highschool. Jocks still get the girl/get attention, cheerleader types are still vapid and get all the attention. nerds are still successful and make money. People still judge you on how you look and hold stereotypes against you.
Only real difference is the world is big and with money you can hide in your clique and enjoy a sheltered life.

>>17301489
> Adult Protip: Life is highschool.
That explains why I enjoy it so much and /co/ is so angry all the time.

Why are there so many responses in this thread? I hate all of you.

>>17301509

Hey, good for you. You want a cookie with that pat on your own back?

>>17301509
Hipster faggot.

>>17301574
>>17301666
It's okay to be jealous, nerds.

>>17301489
>>LOLNO.WAV

Maybe if you're under 22...

>>17301692
>implying you're not a nerd even though you're browsing and posting on 4chan.

It's true that life past High School hasn't changed much, but it's only at the edges where it remains the same with some details added or magnified. On the inside with Gen. Pop. and people who belong to more than one or none of the stereotypes, life has a lot more variance.

This thread got a lot more entertaining when the hipsters showed up and tried acting like an oppressed minority. The best part is how their own vile elitism shines through while they accuse others of the same things. "Oh, I hate anyone different from me, NOW I'M GONNA GO JERK OFF TO SUPERHEROES BECAUSE I'M TOO GOOD TO LAVISH PRAISE ON MY HIPSTER SUPERIORS"

>I just want some of that sweet, sweet hipster money.

Then get a job. Even mainstream best selling authors only make a fairly average wage- only a handful ever get rich.

>>17301846
Theres still that huge market of teenagers with their parents disposable income that are easily impressed by those trying really hard to look like they're not trying hard.

>>17301846
Something tells me that OP isn't around anymore.

>>17301966
No. I'm here.

I'm working on my first draft of MILD DAVIS. That my black nerd character.

>>17301995
O_o

>>17301995
finally, a vehicle for the guy from community.

>>17301995
X_x

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ugh...

>>17301995
Oh lawd, this sounds hilarious.

You meet a girl in a <Hot Topic, Thrift Store, Shitty Concert etc. > and you go through a quirky adventure to go out with her.

License to print Hipster Money

>>17301995
Black nerd?

DON'T MIND IF I DO!!

>>17301995
Learn 2 google faggot

http://www.myspace.com/milddavis

>>17303052
Emotronic?