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    903 KB Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:08 No.17057292  
    This is a thread about the cartoon series Hey Arnold, about a bunch of kids in their everyday inner-city lives.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:09 No.17057301
    >>17057292
    JUST TO AVOID ANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:09 No.17057302
    I SAW YOUR FACE AND WOW
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:09 No.17057308
    OH THE KITTY IS SO PRETTY.

    DO YOU WANT TO PET THE KITTY?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:09 No.17057318
    nostaaaaaaaaaaaalgia
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:09 No.17057321
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    gerald grew up to be president
    what the fuck did arnold do?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:09 No.17057325
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    <3
    >> Jackie Smazz !!SIMpN948SY5 05/24/10(Mon)15:10 No.17057326
    And yet you post an adult Polish immigrant posing as a blind man.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:10 No.17057328
    No, you keep the money!
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:10 No.17057329
    >>17057308
    I just watched that one!
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:10 No.17057331
    EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:10 No.17057334
    FUCKIN' OSKAR

    GOOD GOD I HATE HIM
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:10 No.17057337
    >>17057321
    >what the fuck did arnold do?

    bang Helga
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:11 No.17057342
    >>17057337
    pics or it didn't happen
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:11 No.17057353
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    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:11 No.17057359
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    Let's try this daily dose one more time.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:11 No.17057360
    >>17057337
    I think that means he wins.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:11 No.17057363
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    >>17057359
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:11 No.17057369
    Oscar's a louse, but pathetically so. I mean, he couldn't even read for most of the series. Nobody likes him and he knows it.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:12 No.17057380
    >>17057363
    >Rhonda with glasses

    :3
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:12 No.17057382
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    >>17057334
    I hate Suzie just as bad.

    At least she's got enough sense to cheat on him.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:12 No.17057384
    >>17057353

    Got any more of those?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:13 No.17057385
    Honestly, Arnold probably never stopped living in that house.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:13 No.17057397
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    >>17057363
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:13 No.17057400
    >like fifteen Eugene episodes

    Yeah, you lost me, show.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:14 No.17057407
    >>17057385
    the creator wanted to ship him off to the jungle and shift the focus of the show onto helga
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:14 No.17057408
    >>17057400
    HOWEVER. The Abdicator and the Mauve Storm episodes were both pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:14 No.17057410
    >>17057382
    greatest threesome ever.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:14 No.17057418
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    >>17057397
    Unkempt Rhonda = superior.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:14 No.17057419
    >>17057369
    Ok, here's something I've never been clear on. Can he not read English, or can he not read altogether?

    I mean, I get that he's an immigrant, so maybe he understands his native tongue perfectly, he just never bothered to pick up the written aspect of English?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:15 No.17057426
    >>17057400
    Skip 'em. Nothing important ever happens in a Eugene episode anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:15 No.17057428
    >>17057400
    the fact that there were more episodes about Eugene than about Rhonda is just wrong.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:15 No.17057436
    MAKE ME A SANDWICH
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:15 No.17057440
    My uncle is a Mexican immigrant and yet he sounds EXACTLY like Oscar. Acts like him, too. Thankfully, he doesn't also look like him.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:17 No.17057461
    >>17057419
    Is he an immigrant? How the fuck did he get Suzy?

    To answer your question, the show never specifies. But it's not like he's ever talking to anyone in a different language or anything, so...
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:17 No.17057467
    >>17057410
    Timberly: Yeah, Arnold's my boyfriend.
    Lila: Oh, that is just ever-so adorable!
    Timberly: Yeah, and today he's got a baseball game at Gerald Field against the fifth graders. Do you want to come with us?
    Lila: Oh I'd love to! As long as Arnold doesn't mind making it a threesome.

    >making it a threesome
    >threesome
    >whatthefuckamIhearing.jpg
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:17 No.17057469
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    >>17057359
    >Something wonderful has happen
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:17 No.17057470
    >>17057461
    Hell, he might have married Suzy for citizenship, we'll never know.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:18 No.17057479
    >>17057419
    Given how lazy and brick stupid Oskar is, I'd say he's probably just plain illiterate.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:18 No.17057482
    >>17057428
    It's easier to root for the underdog than it is to want to break the bitch.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:18 No.17057485
    Is anyone streaming right now?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:19 No.17057495
    >>17057482
    But we love the bitch.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:19 No.17057504
    >>17057467
    The look on Arnold's face was priceless.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:19 No.17057507
    >>17057461
    he met her in the old country
    she was a tourist that had lost her identification papers and money to thieves
    she was wondering the streets naked, a beaten prostitute
    oscar followed her for hours until she collapsed
    when she awoke he had already had his way with her anus
    he made a deal with her
    she would be his bride and he would smuggle her back to america
    and that is how they met
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:20 No.17057513
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    >>17057482
    Rhonda is glorious.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:21 No.17057528
    >>17057507
    >implying Americans ever go on vacation to eastern Europe
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:21 No.17057534
    >>17057513
    NADINE, TAKE OFF THOSE FLIPFLOPS

    YOU'RE NOT EVEN AT A BEACH THOSE ARE NOT PRACTICAL
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:22 No.17057542
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    this is the show they made instead of The Pataki's
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:22 No.17057544
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    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:23 No.17057555
    >>17057542
    ALL MY RAGE
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:23 No.17057560
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    >>17057507
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:23 No.17057564
    >>17057495
    >>17057513
    Yeah, but all her episodes were about her being an insufferable cunt, then kinda-sorta learning a bit of a lesson when she gets taken down a peg.

    At least Eugene had a couple of variations on the "loser learns life maybe isn't so bad" theme.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:23 No.17057565
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    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:24 No.17057574
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    I'm reading everything in this thread in Oskar's voice.

    EHHEHEHE
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:24 No.17057580
    >>17057385

    He moves away in a few years.

    Probably comes back to live there, though. Renovates it after grandpa...dies...

    I...just made myself feel very sad now...
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:24 No.17057586
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    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:25 No.17057604
    >>17057580
    STORY TIME
    http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=13863614&x=Hey+Arnold+years+later#138
    65266
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:25 No.17057607
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    >>17057507
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:25 No.17057613
    >>17057542
    Would have gotten canceled within a season that gets nowhere and replaced with the Oskar show.

    and both would be cool, but still.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:25 No.17057615
    >>17057564
    Most of Eugenes episodes end with "My life sucks, but that's cool."

    Like the bike one, and the roller coaster one, and the tree one, and the birthday one
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:26 No.17057616
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    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:26 No.17057624
    >>17057604
    arnold steps off of a bus unannounced. granpa has died and he's returned to settle some family affairs
    mist creeps out of the bus around his feet.
    the kids, now teenagers, stand in the abandoned lot/ baseball feild. it has fallen into disrepaire and has become an abandoned lot again. the kids are drinking and smoking.
    arnold walks over towards gerald who has his arm around phoebe and is fondling her breasts through her sweater.
    arnold says hey
    gerald, not recognizing him throws a beer bottle at his face and proceeds to mug him. harold and stinky jump in, stealing arnold's shoes.
    chocolate boy runs by, though now his name is crackhead boy.
    he bites arnold's penis and leaves
    arnold wakes up and looks around him, the town he fought so hard to save has become befouled, ruined
    he picks up a near bye baseball bat and declares
    "it's time to kick ass and play baseball, and my baseball field is gone"
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:26 No.17057629
    >>17057564
    ...but Eugene's life IS bad! I don't... augh. That's a stupid lesson, his life is fucking terrible.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:26 No.17057633
    >>17057604
    That's a bad story. Not even depressing, just bad.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:26 No.17057636
    Honestly, I felt sorry for Miriam. Big Bob probably beat her.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:26 No.17057639
    >>17057624
    so... he later meets helga, and she's finally broken down after years of sexually abuse from her father + older sister and when arnold shows up she thinks she's going crazy and tries to jump out of a window.
    later she and arnold, plot to kill big bob and use his beeper store as a base of operations, helga agrees but later turns on arnold due to her mental frailty and the fact that she secretly enjoys the abuse
    arnold is shot twice in the leg and barely escapes alive.
    crawling back to the old apartment he is surprised to find that his grandmother is still alive
    moss creeps across her features, she is completely paralyzed, she tells him of how everything went bad the moment he left
    without arnold as a moral compass every body had lost their minds
    she dies in his arms
    eyes full of tears arnold breaks into his grandparents old room and grabs grandpa's old elephant gun
    he's preparing to go to the old school and kill gerald on his throne of drugs and blood
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:27 No.17057645
    >>17057326
    I'm pretty sure he was called 'Czechoslovakian' in the show
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:27 No.17057658
    >>17057639
    he meets lila at the entrance of the school, she looks lazily at the sun
    noticing arnold, she offers to suck his dick for 3 dollars
    arnold accepts and vomits in an alley after the dead is done
    when he looks over his should she's on a stoop sucking the cheese off of stoop boys dick
    disgusted arnold walks over and kills them both with his elephant gun, telling lila he loves her as he pulls the trigger
    the school bell rings from 3 blocks away
    arnold turns towards it's call.
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    >>17057604
    >>17057604
    AW SHIT,
    NOT THIS STORY AGAIN NIGGA.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:27 No.17057661
    >>17057624
    JUST STOP, NO ONE LIKES THIS FUCKING STORY. JUST BECAUSE IT GETS ARCHIVED DOESN'T MEAN IT'S GOOD.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:28 No.17057673
    >>17057636
    There's no way. He's not smart enough to vent his frustrations like that.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:28 No.17057680
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    You know who really needed an episode about him self?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:28 No.17057682
    >>17057658
    arnold passes rhonda on his way into the building, she is dress in rags and somebody's spit is drying on her face.
    arnold harldy notices her
    lila's blood has sunk into his skin and he feels as though in a haze
    he walks into the cafeteria, killing sid on his way
    he sees helga in a corner getting beaten by her sister while brainy watches from a distance fondling his genitalia
    he hesitate for a moment and is tackled,
    pheobe stands over him, breaking his ribs with her iron tipped shoes
    arnold is unable to respond and passes out into blackness
    the last thing he sees before falling to sleep is helga watching him from her corner, remorse in her bruised eyes
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:28 No.17057689
    >>17057615
    The Abdicator episode dealt more with role models and idealism, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:28 No.17057700
    >>17057682
    arnold awakens several days later, starved and dehydrated
    he looks down at his naked body and sees scratch marks that look like they were made with a rake
    blackness surrounds his body, a hole in the ceiling, his only source of light
    footsteps approach from a distant hallway, a piece of plaster crumbles from a nearbye wall
    he hears gerald's voice, deep and angry in that hallway
    he's interrogating pheobe, demanding to know what she's been keeping in the dungeon
    she tries to lie, to say that she's only keeping a stray dog inside
    suspecting she's "fucking some gook" behind his back, he slaps her and breaks into the room, letting in an incredible beam of light
    arnold watches him, noting the blood pooling in the corner of his eyes.
    harold sees arnold, and recognizes him for the first time
    he pulls a gun from his pocket and says "hey arnold"
    then secretly to himself, "you came too late my friend. where have you been all this time?"
    the bullets enter his brain, sending fragments of his thoughts into the corners of the room. Arnold's dying body flies back colliding with ancient chairs and science projects. As he looks up at hole in the ceiling he hears an echo of what gerald last said. "hey... hey arnold..."
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:29 No.17057714
    >>17057636
    I doubt that he would actually hit her. I always figured Bob was more like the guy that Olga almost married, she expected someone radically different than she got, and turned to smoothies to ease the pain.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:29 No.17057717
    >>17057700
    again the words echo in his bleeding skull
    arnold feeling fingers grasping his body
    lifting him towards the break in the ceiling
    the pin point of light it provided has become an ocean of prismatic lights
    arnold hears an old man coughing, though he can not open his eyes he knows it is his grandfather
    "howdy short man, got yourself into a bit of trouble at school today? aw, it's ok, no matter what happens you know your grandfather loves you."
    the feeling of hands on his body is fading
    now only a single set, weak, but loving an firm is holding him by the shoulders, hugging him
    these hands push him away, back towards his body
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:29 No.17057723
    This "story" is fucking awful. Stop telling it.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:29 No.17057729
    Anyone have the episode where they were on that Family Feud-like show?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:30 No.17057733
    >>17057717
    arnold does not awake immediately
    as filth is pile on to his body he feels the blackness spiraling behind his eyes
    blood is pouring from his skull, staining the old bathtub he has been placed into with the contents of his body
    he hears somebody speaking but cannot make out the words
    somebody is crying, he reckonizes it as helga
    he reaches out his hand towards a sun that he cannot see
    his bloodied fingers clutch upon and unseen throat
    a shovel smashed his forehead and his eyes open upon a world of madness
    Curly Thaddeus Gammelthorpe stands before him, unable to breath
    arnold looks around him, not feeling any pain
    he has been taken behind the school
    curly had been burying him in a bathtub, he had been laying across Peapod kids shredded body
    arnold looks at curly, noting the swastika tatoos and various self inflicted stab wounds that riddle his disgusting body
    curly is dying, arnold's grip too much for a human throat to bear
    curly's spine snaps, the sound of it brings arnold back to reality
    he smells the blood on his fingers
    he knows he has little time to act
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:30 No.17057740
    >>17057680
    Nah, I think Brainy didn't need development. That would've ruined his gag. A lot like Curly, really.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:30 No.17057747
    >>17057723 naw dude, naw

    sunlight penetrates the cracks in his crumbling skull
    snearing at the school he notes that he is standing in it's tremendous shadow
    wolfgang and torvald walk past a nearby window without taking any notice
    they proceed to undress and jerk off each other
    arnold watches for a moment in horror
    he reaches for his grand father's gun but notes remorsefully that it has been taken away
    something yellow and sharp falls from his forehead
    holding it in his hands he notes it is a fragment of his own trembling skull
    the sight of it propels him
    soon the entrance to the school and it's filthy hallways become a blur
    fluorescent light and marijuana smoke blows into his skull
    it almost feels pleasant
    beyond the blur of the school a brown circle appears in the distance
    it's gerald
    he is raping helga, holding her at the point of granpa's elephant gun
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:31 No.17057757
    arnold feels the remnants of his youth twisting and breaking away from his broken body
    the fist he throws resembles fire more than a human fingers
    gerald never sees it coming, the moment he shoots his load into helga's mouth arnold strikes and gerald pulls the trigger, shooting off his own crooked penis
    arnold stand over him, pummeling him screaming incomprehendable rage
    helga picks up the elephant gun, pointing it at the back of arnold's head
    cold, emotionless, it feals like an executioner's blade on the back of arnold's neck
    gerald looks up at arnold through his bloodied, broken face
    he pleads "hey ...arnold"
    but he is too late, helga cold cocks arnold with the butt of the gun sending him to the floor
    "move it football head! she screams
    unloading several bullets into gerald's genitals and skull
    soon, only a soup can shapped afro remains
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:31 No.17057760
    >>17057729
    It's called "Fighting Families". That's all I know.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:31 No.17057769
    >>17057757
    pheobe stands in the next hallway over, tears flooding from her battered eyes, saying nothing she proceeds to scoop up the bloodied remnants of gerald's body, she stuff's them into her shirt and quietly walks away
    smoke pours from the hallway she walked down
    arnold and helga stare in horror at the sight of phoebe's immolated body
    she runs first to the left, then to the right, colliding with a water fountain and collapsing to the floor
    flames creep from he body, igniting the filth along the floors of the building
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:31 No.17057772
    >>17057624
    >>17057639
    >>17057658
    >>17057682
    >>17057700

    What is this I don't even
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:32 No.17057780
    >>17057636
    Eh... maybe, but I think he'd have to get really drunk first. Bob doesn't really get all that violent in the show, he's mostly just an abrasive and neglectful.

    My theory is that Miriam's depression stems from being trapped in a loveless marriage after having her lifelong dreams dashed before her eyes.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:32 No.17057782
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    arnold and helga stumble out of the burning building, they hear torvald and wolfgang panicking in the next room over, unable to escape the flames
    they pass rhonda on the way out
    see neither moves nor takes notice of the flames even as they begin to consume her ruined body
    lila's corpse come in to view and they trample her under their feet, making bloodied foot prints towards the bus stop.
    helga hold's arnold's hand, feeling the icy ness of his fingers
    her other hand, stained with blood and gerald's cum clutchless painfully at arnold's grandfather's gun
    the bus stop comes in to view
    it is only 2 blocks away
    helga stops walking
    she realeses arnolds hand
    she is staring down the buisness end of the gun
    she begins to squeeze the trigger
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:33 No.17057794
    "i'm nothing but a stupid whore" she says
    my father knew it, my mother knew it
    that's why she let him fuck me
    better me than her she used to say
    arnold says nothing
    the trigger has already been pulled
    it is not out of ammunition
    it has merely misfired
    the elephant gun shatters send bits of wood and metallic shrapnel through the air, shredding helga's fingers
    arnold slaps her, cracking two of her teeth
    the look on his face conveys an infinite sense of sorrow and regret
    he sees the impact his absence has created not only on his community but on the people he once loved
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:33 No.17057804
    >>17057794
    the bus to leave the city has arrived
    arnold notices the growing fire at helga's back
    a near bye building crumbles, it is the sunset arm's boarding house, the building he grew up in
    he imagines the fires consuming his grandmother's body
    his last remaining tie to his youth
    he pulls helga close to his body, pulling her onto the bus
    he kisses her briefly, the taste of blood and cum in her mouth disgusting him
    he collapses on to the floor of the bus
    the entire city is encased in flames
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    a little blue hat smoldered on the side of the road as the bus pulled away
    arnold looked up at helga
    running his hands across her beautiful face and monobrow
    "never leave me alone again" she pleads
    arnold understands
    the bus rolls away
    for the moment he and helga are together
    for the moment they are safe


    the end.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:35 No.17057847
    >>17057822
    That was retarded, I'm glad it's done.
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    Now that that shit's over, we can get back to some real shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:35 No.17057862
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsdi1utxcyk

    HE JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHERE THE BUS STOP WAS
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:36 No.17057876
    >>17057862
    THE BUS STOP!
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:39 No.17057940
    >>17057862
    Prejudice lesson out of nowhere.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:43 No.17058055
    >>17057862
    Be as the frog in the pond, Arnold...

    *Zen*
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:46 No.17058129
    >>17057604
    this was bad and you should feel bad.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:49 No.17058215
    >>17057586
    Arnold my love
    My sultry pre-teen
    Why must I hold you
    Only whilst I dream?
    Why must I forever be enslaved by your spell?
    Why must I worship you
    And never ever tell?

    Arnold, you make my girlhood tremble
    My senses all go wacky
    Someday I'll tell the world, my love
    Or my name's not reading this in my voice
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:49 No.17058217
    >>17058129
    Seriously. That wall of text totally killed the thread's momentum.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:51 No.17058290
    >>17058219
    Dat Kat.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:52 No.17058346
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    >>17058215
    >sultry pre-teen
    >make my girlhood tremble
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:53 No.17058347
    My idea for the end of the last episode of the Patakis

    Helga is feeling down. She just finished a date with a guy that seemed perfect, but she just couldn't seem to get into him. She walks the streets to clear her mind, wearing the pink dress that she had picked out for the date, and finally decides to sit down on a stoop. "Why does this keep happening?" she says to herself. "Why is it that every relationship I decide to start ends like this! In fact, the only relationship that ever felt right was-" She stops, slapping herself in the face to clear her mind. "No. He's gone. Get a hold of yourself Pataki, he's not coming back." As she talks to herself, a taxi pulls up to the stoop she's sitting on. The legs of a man are seen exiting the backseat of the vehicle.

    "Oh, who am I kidding." Helga says. "I'll never be able to forget him, with his kind words, and his beautiful football shaped head!" Helga stand up from the stoop twirling around and talking to herself. "I just have to admit to myself that for the rest of my life, I'm going to be madly, helplessly, head-over-heels-in love with-" Suddenly she collides with someone knocking her to the floor and filing off her cap to reveal her pink bow. "HEY!" she yells. "Watch where you're going-" We are shown the hand of the other victim of the collision, who has been similarly thrown down, reaching to grab something he lost, a familiar blue hat. As he places it back upon his head, we are shown the face of a teenaged Arnold, back at last from the jungle. "Hey Helga." Arnold says, strecthing out his hand to help her up. As Helga reaches out to accept Arnold's help, the camera zooms out to show that the stoop she had decided to rest on was in fact the stoop of the old boarding house. The screen goes to black, and the final line of the series is heard Hey Arnold
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:53 No.17058373
    >>17058215
    The parrot's voice, every fucking time.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:55 No.17058421
    >>17058347
    ;_;
    >> Big Boss of Earth-2 !!FIKs9rk6k0M 05/24/10(Mon)15:56 No.17058432
    >>17058347
    >manly tears
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:57 No.17058472
    >>17058347
    Hug, and fade to black.

    That's a print.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:57 No.17058476
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    >>17058347
    It's just....so......... BEAUTIFUL
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)15:59 No.17058515
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    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:00 No.17058523
    >>17058347
    Oh, and end credits roll with a piano version of the Hey Arnold OP
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:00 No.17058542
    >>17058346
    Helga's got a wild imagination for a nine-year old.

    Just imagine the shit she writes when she's a teenager..
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:02 No.17058592
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    >> Buncha Crunch 05/24/10(Mon)16:03 No.17058602
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    >>17058347
    Then a car careened onto the sidewalk and hit them both. Helga survived, but then she looked up to see Arnold's mangled body about 20 feet away. He had shielded her to save her from the car.

    As it fades to black, Helga's quiet sobs are heard. The end.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:04 No.17058626
    >>17058602
    END CREDITS ALREADY ROLLED, TOO LATE FAGGOT.
    >> Buncha Crunch 05/24/10(Mon)16:05 No.17058644
    >>17058626
    LOLOLOL ALTERNATE DVD-ONLY ENDING
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:06 No.17058693
    >>17058592
    Arnold looks stupid with the tiny baseball cap in this style
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:07 No.17058718
    >>17058644
    ALTERNATE ENDINGS ARE NEVER CANON, ENJOY THINKING ROBERT GERE GOT AWAY SCOTT FREE AT THE END OF UNFAITHFUL I need to buy more DVDs
    >> Player Two 05/24/10(Mon)16:07 No.17058725
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    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:08 No.17058740
    >>17058693
    Yeah, I'm pretty sure it would just fall off his head.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:09 No.17058776
    >>17058725
    Make a "Pet the Kitty" one.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:14 No.17058893
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    >> Buncha Crunch 05/24/10(Mon)16:16 No.17058933
    >>17058718
    YES, BUY MORE DVDS

    SO YOU CAN SUFFER
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:16 No.17058941
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    I need a smoothie.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:17 No.17058964
    You know once cell phones became popular Big Bob lost his entire beeper empire.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:19 No.17059006
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    >>17058893

    I'm okay...
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:19 No.17059021
    >>17058964
    He sells cell phones too. Miriam sold a shitload when she was Beeper Queen.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:22 No.17059098
    >>17058215


    >Arnold, you make my girlhood tremble
    My senses all go wacky

    Now that's what I call getting crap past the radar.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:22 No.17059103
    >>17059006
    FUCK YOU EUGENE YOU HAVE TOO MANY EPISODES.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:23 No.17059110
    >>17059021

    So there was an episode where she got off the sauce and became successful?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:27 No.17059224
    >>17059110
    Yes, it is amazingly heartbreaking. Poor Helga ;_;
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:29 No.17059278
    >>17058941
    Poor Miriam. I really liked her character as she reminds me a lot of my own mother.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:29 No.17059281
    >>17059224
    Really, the words "poor Helga" sum up about half of the significant events in the series.
    >> deleted 05/24/10(Mon)16:33 No.17059383
    No one remembers Stoop Kid?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:34 No.17059411
    >>17059383

    Stoop kid's afraid to leave his stoop.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:34 No.17059414
    >>17059383
    What's there to say? Stoop kid never leaves his stoop. He can't hurt us.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:38 No.17059499
    Someone stream some episodes already.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:39 No.17059545
    >>17059224

    Miriam: After all, you won't be eight forever!
    Helga: I'm nine, Mom.
    >> Canadian Steve 05/24/10(Mon)16:42 No.17059615
    >>17058602
    haha, I laughed more than I should have.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:43 No.17059636
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    >>17059383
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:43 No.17059644
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    >>17059414
    Careful dude, he eventually left, but he still won't eat poop.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:44 No.17059657
    >>17059224
    Beeper Queen, Road Trip and Quantity Time are all great episodes. The Patakis are a fucking complicated family.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:46 No.17059694
    >>17059636
    I always loved how the city Arnold lives in has enough crime that the cops will laugh in your face when you report your classic, award winning car missing, but the news people have nothing better to do than report shit about the kids in the neighborhood.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:46 No.17059708
    I really liked that show.

    It was simply good.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:48 No.17059746
    >>17059694
    the police force in HA always seemed mind-blowingly innefective and borderline corrupt.

    That's why they needed Monkey Man
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:48 No.17059747
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    Why didn't you pass the ball to Tucker?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:48 No.17059755
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    >>17059636
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:48 No.17059756
    Remember when Helga told her psychiatrist about the tantric rituals?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:49 No.17059797
    >>17059747
    you are reading this in Jim Belushi's voice
    >> deleted 05/24/10(Mon)16:49 No.17059798
    >>17059694
    I remember the episode where Arnold was tutoring Torvald and in one scene, where he lived, there was GUNSHOTS in the background.

    That spooked me for a good month.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:50 No.17059807
    >>17059746
    If I remember right, one of the cops later in the show was the same idiot who works in the aquarium in the Lockjaw episode.

    "Here, have a cookie. Oh no! You tossed your cookies!
    Here, have another cookie. Oh, you tossed your cookies again! AHAHAHAHAHAHA"
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:50 No.17059816
    >>17059756
    >9 year old girl
    >tantric spells

    what. the. fuck.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:51 No.17059823
    I was pretty surprised to hear about the celebrities who
    signed on for voice work. Ron Pearlman, George Tekai, Randy Travis.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:51 No.17059828
    >>17059807
    Makes me laugh, even to this day.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:52 No.17059856
    >>17059747
    WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A REAL JOB? HUH, YOU MALEFICENT ORB OF RUFFIAN FLATULENCE?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:52 No.17059867
    >>17059747
    Coach Whittenburg was my first exposure to malapropisms. I find them hilarious to this very day.

    PSYCHO-COLOGY, EH?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:52 No.17059870
    >>17059807
    Nope, can't be that guy, he fell in a shark tank and died.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:54 No.17059902
    >>17059807
    He fell in the shark tank if I recall correctly.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:54 No.17059911
    >>17059746
    Other then being voiced by Andy Dick, he was the hero the city deserved.
    >> Someone !1LTek3FWf. 05/24/10(Mon)16:55 No.17059931
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    GUYS

    DINO SPUMONI IS DEAD
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:56 No.17059944
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    Remember when she farted /co/?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:57 No.17059974
    >>17059944
    FFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU NICKELODEON

    FUCK YOU SO FUCKING HARD FOR MAKING THAT THE LAST EPISODE.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)16:59 No.17060031
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    >>17059911
    WHERE WAS MONKEYMAN WHEN THEY WERE STEALING MY BEATLES BOOTS?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)17:00 No.17060042
    >>17059944

    I remember imagining me spreading about her sweet, succulent little buttchecks and sniffing her tight brown star for all its worth before I finally collapse from the sheer pleasure of it all.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)17:00 No.17060059
    >>17059974
    The Journal's the true last episode. Blame airing things out of order.
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)17:02 No.17060102
    Remember that episode when the neighborhood kids took up lego building?
    >> Anonymous 05/24/10(Mon)17:03 No.17060111
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    >>17059414
    COME HERE, FAT BOY! I'M GONNA ROLL YOU DOWNTOWN!



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