I live 18 stories off the ground and have a trained attack-lobster.

My windows don't even have locks

:3

>>17021434
Same.

Well, I mean, they have that hook thing, but it's not like it clicks in place.

What is that?
A stuff animal?

I'm not important enough for anything bigger than burglars, if they killed me it wouldn't really matter to anyone anyway.

OP's pic would work better as a gif

Fuck you, I made a point of not visiting /x/ tonight and I still get freaked out

No. Why?

OH GOD BUT I AM A WINDOW

>>17021488
Invaders always kill the windows first.

>>17021412

Yep. Its frikkin cold out there and my room is the coldest in the house.

>>17021474

Where the hell is that from?

>>17021474

3:20 in the morning.

I am drop dead tired.

I have been awake for 20 hours on 4 hours of sleep.

And now I can't even turn my light off for another half hour at least.

Fuck you sir.

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It only makes my dick harder when I jerk off with an audience.

>>17021412
Fuck you. I'm a horror movie fanatic, literally count the horror movies I've seen and write amateur reviews; never scared of any of them...

Except the fuckin' aliens-breaking-into-your-home ones because of a creepy fuckin' "documentary" I saw as a really little kid.

Fuck you.

To bad all greys are allergic to my cum
They will break out in a rash!
Cumm all over their eyes!

>>17021556
And they will love it.

Aliens coming to your window isn't always bad.

>>17021573
moar

Mine is actually Open atm

Xenos vs Greys

Go home, /x/

>see thread
>check window for kicks
>There was something actually there,ran away when I tried to look at it
GOD.FUCKING.DAMMIT.

>>17021587
I saw that shit. It had the same effect on me, if different. Now I'm a hardcore alien fan. Fan, I don't necessarily believe in actual existence.

But I do wish there were more flicks like Fire in the Sky. Just the abduction scene.

I hate you, OP.

>>17021626
lol Don't worry. It was just me.

Signs and Fire in the Sky still scare the ever loving shit out of me.

I saw FITS when I was like 6 on TV, and I was never the same. Fuck you SPACE channel for airing that shit at midnight.

you are now remembering the premature baby from Eraserhead

>>17021636
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220198/

>>17021649
THAT DOES NOTHING TO ASSUAGE MY FEARS

Window's locked and I'm in the bathroom right now anyway.

>>17021658
It still just looks like it could be a naked baby or a cat rearing up.

>>17021676
Would you feel better if I put my pants back on?

>>17021675
That couldn't be a more disappointing example sir. I was half-expecting alien abduction fetish porn. That would be better than Fourth kind.

What was the name of that newer alien movie that just came out recently.

I forget its name but it looked stupid as all hell, but the commercials still sent chills up my spine every time it came on. D:

Fukkin grays man... nothin scares me like fukkin grays...

>>17021636
>>17021658

Fire in the sky gave me nightmares.

I'm still quite impressed with its SFX even today.

Signs, I jumped on the aliens the first time, but that is all.

>>17021703
Pandorum?

... Avatar?

what's goin' on here /co/?

>>17021671

NO! STOP REMINDING ME OF DAVID LYNCH! NOOOOOOOO

Fear is the biggest turn on
I would slowly feel my cock twitch and throb as my alien visitors watch me arch my back and slide my hand down my pants. As they watch me watch them pleasuring myself. My nipples ache and I begin to slide and trust my hips into my hands. My pubic hairs bristling against my palms like a Brillo pad. My alien lovers body slowly becoming hotter and wetter, they press their delicate penis like nipples into their soft grey hands. Looking at the Avatar poster hung above my bed they transform into a tall slender cat creature and crawl into bed with me. Straddling their body above my own, they place their pre cum covered dick/pussy hybrid over my cock and let me enter them....

>>17021703

Refer to >>17021675

>>17021658

Oh, man, fucking fire in the sky. My mother is an alien fanatic ever since she saw a UFO when she was a kid. When FITS aired on TV, she decided to watch it. During the night. With me in the room.

Also, she almost was abducted too once. I hope the alien affinity isn't genetic.

>>17021587

Incident At Lake County or whatever?

That movie was boss.

>>17021730

HI DAVE

For people wanting sauce on OP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJYMDpHYZas

>>17021712
Do you remember? You opened the door, and there was only gas and shadows, and you peeked in, and then it was running at you, shrieking and extending its too-long fingers...

>>17021754
In many cases, children of abductees are taken as well. or so is claimed.

>>17021762
Why would you do this.

Aliens don't real, guys.

>>17021583
The scale of the wooden fence in this picture just ruins it for me.

>>17021636
>>17021755
It was some BS on Sci-Fi. Some family talking about a ship that landed in the forest behind their house and "attacked/abducted" them. But there was "real/dramatized" footage that was friggin creepy.

>>17021754
Or she's just interpreting stuff weirdly.

I've seen plenty of things you could call UFOs, but just because they were unidentified to me didn't mean aliens made them.

Bah,who needs aliens?
When this is in your ocean?

The cake was a huge red and white thing, dripping with icing, rich with cream, smothered with strawberries. It was large enough for Ty Lee to have hidden in it. (Zuko had in fact prodded it with a knife just to check that she wasn't hiding in it. It'd spoil the moment to have her jump out and yell, "Surprise!")

"This is more like it," Mai said, disposing herself on the couch beside him. She reached out and plucked a strawberry off the cake with one of her knives. "Open wide."

Zuko very nobly didn't say that he'd just been planning to do the same thing to her and it was totally unfair of her to steal the idea. He opened his mouth and let her feed him the strawberry.

Then a bit of cake.

Then another strawberry.

Then another bit of cake.

Then -- "Mai," he said plaintively, "can't I do that too?"

"No," Mai said firmly. "I get to feed you strawberries."

This wasn't fair. He tensed his muscles, prepared himself, and with a single movement rolled over, trapping her beneath him. A smoothly outflung finger collected a strawberry, dripping with white icing. "Open wide," he said.

"No," Mai said through gritted teeth.

"Yes," he snarled, poising the strawberry above her face.

"No!" she snapped. Her thighs clenched. She pivoted at the hips, tossing him across the table, then dived after him in a hail of white icing. Bits of strawberry spattered around her in a scarlet halo as she landed on his torso. She lashed out behind her with a spare knife and speared a strawberry on it. "You will eat this!"

He shoved his strawberry in her face. It smeared redly across her lips.

She jammed her strawberry deep into his mouth as he opened it to laugh.

He thrust upwards, rolling her sideways, and then the cake collapsed on them.

Not that that stopped anything.

>>17021728
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WHY

>>17021762

You monster! Thanks to that baby and the chicken scene.I will never look at things the same again,and havn't for years.

>>17021817
Yeah, that's creepy, but Monkfish are just as bad because you can actually see them and they're even terrifying in the fish markets on display.

there's nothing to fear /co/

>>17021789

FUCK. YOU.

Man, I live in Brazil. Do you know how common UFOs are over here? That freaks me out.

Also, my mother saw her first UFO when she was about 10, in a small city, with several other witnesses. Last year a video of another UFO with the very same shape surfaced, flying over somewhere in the US. With like, 30 years of difference. Shit's getting too real.

>>17021804
It actually originally aired on UPN. It was always fake, if cheaply made. (clearly a flashlight is used in one scene where an "energy orb" is used by the aliens)

I think the most horrifying thing ever would be if little tiny grey fingers were to pop up underneath my door feeling around for something.

It freaks me right the fuck out when my cat wants into my room at night and she doesnt meow and just paces around the door.

I can hear her walking and presing on the door and I expect those tiny alien fingers to pop out but they never do. Fucking cat.

Everytime I let her in I get ready to fight incase it ever is something other than my kitty.

>>17021861
whatthefuckamilookingat

>>17021861
Poor kiddo with facial deformity... your picture does not frighten me, it just makes me wanna give him a hug. Babies are always so warm.

>>17021804

Alien Abduction: Incident at Lake County.

Its rather bad, but I liked it the first time I saw it.

Remember I first heard about it (or another similar movie) in SIGHTINGS.

But my memories seem to recall two distinct films of the same subject. I'm not quite sure what the other movie was.

>>17021515

It's from a film called "Communion", based on a book by Whitley Streiber.

Good book, hillariously bad movie, starring Christopher Walken! I highly recommend both.

>>17021861
So what is wrong with him?

>>17021888
See, that ALSO looks like a cat jumping up because a bee stung its paw or something.

Just trying to be rational. You don't have to stop posting cool pictures.

>>17021903
Yeah, both can be found online. One is made for Japanese television (or at least shown on it)

Find the one with the aliens in black jumpsuits. i think the other has red. It's creepier, IMO.

>this thread
Oh well,I was staying up to get Super Mario Galaxy 2 anyways.

>>17021903

I remember one where a family had something trapped in an attic, and shotguns. Like they were... getting used to that shit.

Might have been Lake County though.

ET freaked me out when i was little.

It had the total opposite effect of what it was supposed to be on me.

I'm getting my gun now.

HURR I'M COMING TO YOUR EARTH TO HARVEST YOUR PEOPLE BUT I'M ACCIDENTALLY ALLERGIC TO WATER LOL

>>17021474

Jesus Christ...I never thought I'd see that scene again.

I remember seeing that movie when I was a kid...fucking scarred me. And now, you've reintroduced it.

>>17021992
And The Happening proved that he DIDN'T LEARN HIS LESSON.

The Village wasn't so bad, though, even if the book Running Out of Time was more fun.

>>17021950
Did the rednecks object to the daughter bringing home a black boyfriend? That's the one. It's pretty lol.

And then everyone gets taken. Though the good one ends with the teenage camera man turning around and an alien is closing the door in his room behind him.

>>17021992
Make sure to avoid closet doors! I know how confusing those can be.

>>17022012

Sounds like Lake County. They didn't really object to the black boyfriend, so much as go "uh... sure?" And I guess I was remembering it wrong.

>>17021658

FITS was pretty good at fucking me up as a kid, but Signs left me unable to sleep for weeks after I saw it in theaters. Every bang I heard outside made my heart jump.

Neat video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpberwM3sOg

>>17022059
The only part of Signs that freaked the FUCK out of me was when Mel Gibson was in the daughter's bedroom and when he looked out the window the alien was just fucking standing there the whole time.

I don't know why, but it got me. The rest, whatever.

>>17021658
>>17021925

I don't see a cat at all.

>>17021937

I dunno, all I know is that the subject was "family during reunion has close encounters with aliens".

AA deffinitely seemed to be it. But I clearly remember one of the "movies" (in the program they talked about them as real footage) involving a scene in which a guy is carring the body of one of the aliens.

There was some UFO expert talking some BS about the eyes of the gray and how it either prooved/disprooved the claims.

That never happened in AA.

Also, there was an episode that aknowledged the fake status and showed pictures of the director in the sets and the aliens without their masks (they were played by three girls - had black bodysuits).

And then ANOTHER UFO expert claimed the guy had a secret agenda or some shit like that, as he had seen the original footage of the so called evidence tape and it was clearly not the movie.

Bullshit all around, but even today I'm curious as to what the other film was.

>>17022084

Shit, that got me too.

"Daddy, there's a monster outside my window."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I always see this type of thread and think to myself, "are they kidding?". I fear losing my family and my life to some random piece of shit thug more than any paranormal "threat".

>>17021903

I don't know, I personally thought Incident at Lake County was fucking fantastic.

the first half hour is really slow, but once it gets set up it's fucking freaky. It's almost worth it entirely for the bit when all of them go upstairs. That entire part MADE the movie for me, I've never shat so huge a brick in my fucking life.

>>17021992

BE ALLERGIC TO WATER

INVADE THE ONLY PLANET THAT HAS IT IN LIQUID FORM

>>17021474
>>17021908

I recognized the Alien as the Communion type.

Didn't know there was a movie (or perhaps I just forgot about it).

I doubt it beats FITS in creepyness.

>>17021992
fucking M. Night Shyamalan

fuck him and his TWWWWEEEEESSSSTTTTSS

>>17022128

And I see posts like this and say "I hope that guy's family dies, simply for being."

>>17022103

The one you're talking about is the extended version.

AA was so popular, that they aired another, longer version.

It was shown once or twice, and a couple of times on Japanese TV.

The copy of AA on Google Video is the original version, which was the one distributed on home video.

>>17022103
>I don't see a cat at all.

Well, that's my point, you don't see anything. It could be a cat, it could be a plaster model, it could be a piece of plastic caught in the wind, there's no reason to assume it's an alien.

but I do like not knowing.

>>17022128
Yeah, but that's so everyday. If we were scared of the commonplace we'd become paralyzed.

>>17022140
FITS isn't so much creepy as much as is "freak the fuck out" factor since it only concerns 10 minutes of the movie. Most of the movie is the T-1000 and his friends passing polygraph tests and proving they didn't kill Travis.

Hello, I am Thor, Supreme Commander of the Asgard Fleet.

With UFC more popular why don't people just grapple and beat the shit out of aliens? They have long arms that could be snapped, hell they are so evolved they are probably physically weaker than most humans. Heck putting one in a headlock and giving them a charle horse would probably stop an alien invasion

>>17022152
Wow that was really necessary.

Lurk more, faggot.

>>17021992
signs is hands down, the stupidest movie i've ever fucking seen.

>>17022201
You never seen Revenge of the Fallen have you?

>>17022183
>implying they don't paralyze you and inject foreign fluids into your eyes

I wish, buddy.

>>17022183

Because the victims are often subdued by unknown forces, whether they be psychic or the result of advanced technology.

>>17022183
I like the way you think, buddy.

I always figured that the aliens have some kind of paralyzing ray, otherwise I don't understand why people don't just kick the shit out of a four foot tall burglar who is invading your property.

>>17022208
Do the Transformers melt away from touching sand?

>>17022128

You seem to forget that people are irrational. They have irrational fears.

You, for example, fear that your family will be murdered by thugs, which, unless you live in an area with lots of thugs, is more or less unfounded.

They fear being abducted by aliens, which, unless aliens actually exist and enjoy abducting people, is more or less unfounded.

Your fear, and their fear, are on the exact same level of irrationality.

Calm down.

>>17021950

That sounds like Lake County.

Though >Like they were... getting used to that shit.
is far off.

>>17022012

No, Alien Abduction ends with the surviving members of the family at the kitchen. The son leaves the film recording at the table and they have a breather, then the daughter (who was fucking creepy) leaves the room and the next thing we know is the alien enters, the whole family gets mind controlled and the camera fades (not before having the last non controlled member -the son/cameraman- freak out at the alien standing there).

>>17022241
Does my post in any way imply that I am looking down on you? No. Shut the fuck up.

>>17021474

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owzvMsVcMJ8

GODDAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME WATCH THIS AGAIN

>>17022209

What prevents a man from shooting millions of swarming sperm into a Grey's eyeball trying to fertilize their giant black egg shaped eyes?

They're always locked. You can still use the front door, sugar cranium. :3

>>17022183

Now I want a movie about the Gracie family countering an alien invasion in the beaches of Rio de Janeiro.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17022278
Usually the semen is extracted forcefully, or if you believe Central American abduction stories, taken in the vagina of a hybrid human/alien woman.

I for one welcome our new alien overlords.

>>17022261

I'm not looking down on you or anyone.

I'm just saying your fears are simply irrational, and on the same sort of level of those in this thread.

Please remain calm, I understand that most people here have problems with anger.

>>17022201
Why did the militaries of Earth have trouble with guys taken out with a door and a kitchen knife?

Why couldn't they have just attacked humans with some of their chemical weapons on a huge scale?

Why couldn't they invent ponchos if they could travel between stars?

>>17022241
>he thinks murderers stay in their own neighborhoods

>>17022182 Hello, I am Thor
are thou one of stark's and richard's failed attemps at cloning me? hideous beast.

>>17022306
>remain calm

Are you stupid? No. Don't answer that. I already know.

>>17022314
Well, statistically you ARE less likely to get mugged in better neighborhoods. It's not impossible, but it just happens less.

But this isn't about black people. it's about grey ones.

>>17022301
Well, that second one would just be...terrible...wouldn't it...

>>17022171

Intesting...

Anyone knows which movie is the one anon referenced (the one with the red suits?)

>>17022249

I forgot to add, the scene with the son in the bathroom >>17021679 is towards the middle of the movie, before they trap the alien upstairs and shoot it with the shotgun.

>>17022314
I sure do, it's important to have a place nearby where you can lay low untiiiiiiiI mean, I've heard that can be the case.

>>17022332

I know this may be hard for you, but you must refrain from getting angry. Do not respond to this post, it is for the best.

Please remain calm. I worry about you.

>>17022353
>derp derp derp

>>17022312
I would imagine you could pretty much stand on your lawn with the hose and it would hold them off pretty good.

Well hello /co/.

>>17022374
I always thought that looked like a really weird sock puppet.

Is /x/ trying to invade /co/ or some shit?

Hey /co/, look behind you

>>17022400
Found a dollar :).

>>17022391
No. Most likely these are refugees from /x/ since it has turned into /b/ with ghosts.

Aliens love big fat tits.

Its their only weakness.

>>17022400
>Look behind
>Hit my nose on exercise machine cable

GAH FUCK

>>17022411
We'll take 'em. /x/ shit is entertaining and /x/ is a toilet.

I like to pretend the first part of this video is real

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqI0U3pBdA

It would be an awesome prank in general, though

*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-oooooooooommmmmmmmmm*

Who needs greys when you have giant dog chickens in your room?

>>17022140

It's got some creepy bits, but overall it comes off as more goofy than anything. I often describe it as "the best bad movie ever made".

>>17022442
I thought it was brilliantly done.

>>17022451
That's not a tail... hahaha...

>>17022400 13 Hey /co/, look behind you
>cat liking her butt

k...why did you want me to see that? what are you a furry alien or something?

9:09am here, just woke up and i had all my windows in my room last night.
Seems heat combats /x/ inflicted parnoia

>>17022463
I love when he hits him in the face in the shower

>>17022442
I have told friends to not prank me with alien shit and assure them that I will throw object closest to me regardless of value and will then rush down on the alien regardless of people yelling its a joke

>>17022501
it makes me lol every time. It's the perfect way to lower someone's defenses for the next scene. The guy beating on the "alien"...eh...

>>17022451
Is that Larfleeze?

>>17021992
Apart from the laughably dumb twist Signs was a damn good movie IMO. The alien on the roof, the hand in the basement and the spics home video all scared the ever loving shit out of me.

And fuck. I have to get up in three hours and I won't be able to sleep now. Thanks /co/

>>17022312
The entire key to enjoying Signs is the revel in it's atmosphere. The aliens themselves aren't that frightening, and once they're understood better you can fight them off.

The aliens might as well just be a plot device to help craft the tension, and explore the uncertainties of the Pastor and his family. The film has dozens of logic holes, but I respect that it didn't waste time explaining what is meant to be an unknown, primal sort of fear in the film.

The Aliens just are. Just relax and enjoy the film

>>17022560
Yeah I forgot about that Mexican party video. It creeped me out when he stepped out from behind the bush.

Fuck now I want to watch Signs. I used to have a poster of it that I got for free at Comic Con before it came out in theaters.

>>17022560
It was a boring movie about a man who lost faith in God and God sent aliens to make the man believe in him again.

>>17022636
see
>>17022586

>>17022442
Jesus christ, I have no clue why but that scared the absolute hell out of me. I pretty much knew it was going to happen, but holy fucking shit, I freaked the hell out.

I'm disappointed in you /co/.

We'll always be safe under the protection of Humanity's finest.

I also look forward to the new game where 1950's G-Men protect the world with Shotguns and SCIENCE!

>>17022607
brazilian video dude.

>>17022560
>>17022586

Agreed. Fridge logic my ass, its at heart a movie about faith and family.

Thanks for the nightmares.

>>17022011
>>17022011
>Running Out of Time

HOLY SHIT YOU READ THAT TOO?

>>17022697
Faith is illogical and queer.

>>17022664
PUNY HU-MANS, YOUR RACE IS COMPLETELY INFERIOR TO THE ETHEREAL EMPIRE

WHY, YOU NEED TO SQUAT OVER HOLES TO DEFECATE, WHILE WE CAN PSYCHICALLY DIRECT OUR ULTRA EFFICIENT GROGANS INTO THE MOUTHS OF GENETICALLY ENGINEERED LIVESTOCK (WE CALL IT THE TREECOW, AND IT LIVES ON WASTE)

WHY, I BET YOU STILL EAT FOOD, INSTEAD OF 20 BOWLS OF PILLS A DAY

>>17022735
Shit yeah. I've always been charmed by the idea of a person totally unfamiliar with modern conveniences being freaked out by them.

Always thought DBZ got it right with the Saibamen, why the fuck would aliens go down themselves. They would sent spendable grunts

>>17022735
Was that about the little girl who had to go out into the real world after living under the pretenses it was colonial America?

God damn I've been looking for the title of that book since The Village came out. Read it in 3rd grade.

>>17021587
Fuck, Signs (I was 10 when it came out) made me afraid of greys forever. Just thinking of that "home video" scene freaks me the fuck out. Incident of lake county, as cheesy as it was, didn't help any of those fears.

>>17021888
I saw something like in that photo in my back yard once. Still have no clue what it was.

>>17022011

Talking about The Village, I remember how the ending got spoiled for me when the actors kept referencing the year the movie take place in.

>>17022778
Yeah, I just wish the parts where she was freaked out by the modern world was longer. Like where she was in a car going 50mph and was amazed.

>>17022786

In a BTS special.

>>17022786
If I were a producer, i would've sued.

Everything in an M. Night movie is the tweest. Dont go around and ruin that shit, assholes.

>>17022823
I admit, I didn't see it coming, mostly because I was too busy being pissed because the awesome porcupine costume thing wasn't going to be in the movie anymore.

>>17022328

It appears that myself and the O'Neill has somehow crossed over into this universe. I must find a way to return to my own universe.

This is the superior alien race. There are none greater than the Daleks.

I bet if you saw a Dalek firing death rays and killing everyone you know and love, you would be more terrified than you would be over some stick figure pussy with a deformed head who isn't even wearing any clothes.

gets me every time, scary shit

>>17022858

Well, you asked for it.

>>17022858
Not really. I'd die from laughter at the killer toasters.

>>17022823

He couldn't have as it wasn't direct (though I'm sure to this day it was intentional).

The actors (Sigourney and Phoenix specifically) just kept talking about how the movie was so cool, being set in the 1800s and stuff.

I just KNEW the date was scrambled and the movie took place in our time after watching it.

http://video.tvguide.com/Robot+Chicken/M.+Night+Shyamalans+The+Twistst/336554?autoplay=true&part
nerid=OVG

>>17022880
I keep seeing that, where is it from?

>>17022932
Last week's Dr. Who.

>>17022932
Dr. Who: "Don't Blink"

>>17022858
I like dr. who, I like the concept of the daleks, but god DAMN if they aren't the goofiest looking mother fuckers ever.

That sound they make terrifies me, every time I see a big hill i picture them coming from behind it and making that sound

>>17022880
nononononono
ohfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

>>17022975
I miss Dalek Sec

>>17022858
Too bad I think the Daleks are adorable. I'd probably be laughing until they kill everyone I know.

>>17022949
>>17022952
>Look it up on youtube

Oh holy shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH0R01gP3m0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFKa9tQqzrs

'That which contains an image of an angel becomes an angel.'

>>17021412
Thor what are you doing looking in my window? You know you just have to teleport in if you wanna talk.

>>17023180
He's just checking out what you're watching.

>>17023163
The first few frames of that gif scared the fuck out of me, and then I was just confused.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARjOisk0uSU&mode=related&search=
62 primary school kids in Zimbabwe, which has little to no exposure to pop culture aliens, all gave mirror accounts of a spaceship landing on their playground, and of a creature having the appearance of a typical grey communicating with them telepathically. Harvard psychiatrist investigates and says he thinks they really saw it.

>lol this thread was pretty fun
>goes on /x/
2am and wide awake

The greys that you see in UFO reports? They're just space suits.

>>17023444

>>17023444
ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>17023444

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>17022012
>>teenage camera man turning around and an alien is closing the door in his room behind him

dude! do you or anybody have this version? i've been lookin for the one with THIS scene for a long time now. i either watched it on fox or on upn or somethin a LONG time ago. i keep finding the crappy version with the daughter takin everybody out of the kitchen at the end.

you can see a tiny glimpse of the scene on the trailer on google video but i want the whole "documentary."

the fact that it's so hard to find this original version makes me wonder if it's really fake...

See angry Blackfire outside your window. What do?

>>17025184
Problem, lady?

Watch Duane Barry. It's an episode of the X-Files.

Never again. ;_;

probably not, but now I'm not gonna open the curtain to check.

I live on the 10th floor of a 20 story building.
I think I'm safe from most crazy shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08hk-jARBso
Have fun sleeping.

>>17025382


... that's rubbish. >=[

>>17025355

That mothman episode is scarier

>>17024789

anti-cover up bump!

>509908

>>17025427

I never found it that bad. Any and every time a grey was on-screen though, I just wanted to cry.

SURE IS /x/ IN HERE

>>17024789

No that version exists; it's just that it was the original cut down version that was only shown in the united states, the kitchen ending is from the extended version for international release and so is more common.

This review explains things: http://www.badmovieplanet.com/3btheater/a/alienabduction.html

This has just reminded me to watch Marble Hornets.

good thing I got Patrick to alien proof my windows

>>17026087

u sound like the government. i ain't clickin on that link. no red laser beaming my memories away