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    385 KB Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:24 No.16645966  
    I tried looking for a Mother's Day thread but it got deleted before I could post this in it. Pic unrelated.

    My mother is a lesbian.

    After 20 years of marriage to my father, she started having an affair with a woman over the Internet. Me and my brother began snooping on this, because we were some tech-savvy motherfuckers. Also, she never deleted her Yahoo Messenger logs. Dumb bitch. After a while, this was escalating to long all-night phone calls and, at least one time, my mother left--by herself--to go on a "vacation" one weekend. This was very atypical of her. We knew something was fucked up.

    So we told my father, and he looked into it. And things really hit the fan then. My dad was pissed. My mother wanted a divorce.

    The worst part of it happened when it came time to let the children know. Of course, me and my brother already knew what happened. We'd told him, after all. My father went with a simple, "Yeah, that thing we talked about? Well, it's happening. I might not be around for a while."

    My mother tried to blame the divorce on my father. She seriously tried to tell me about all the "bad things" he had done, like go to California in the early 90s after we'd been born in an attempt to become a successful musician. (He would have done it, too, if he hadn't gotten tired of eating Ramen noodles and listening to my mother bitch.) Also, he went to college around 1995 (he didn't go after high school) so he could get a better job to provide for his family. Then the job he did get was awful--he worked three-days on, three-days off, 12 hour shifts. So he was kind of irritable. But it was good money.

    But no, none of that was good for my mother. And she tried to say this was why the divorce happened.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:25 No.16645968
    After it was final, and my father moved out, my mother did all sorts of fucked up things. She tried to discipline my sister (In our house environment, beating us as a punishment was pretty much accepted--but it wasn't a regular thing) and my sister, being fifteen, fought back. This led to her trying to force my sister to go to 'therapy' with my mother. Oh, and my mother hadn't told the therapist a bunch of things--like, you know, how they divorced because of my mother, or because she was a lesbian, or that later that month, she was going to have her lesbian partner *and two daughters* move in.

    That was the straw that broke the camel's back for my dad. He moved here, to a trailer where my sister could still go to her school, but not live with my mother.

    Now my mother lives with this fat, ugly bitch who is missing teeth and appears to be illiterate. The house, which once looked really nice and upscale (despite our low income), now looks like niggers live there. It's awful. My mother tries to reach out to me occasionally--because she's frantically trying to hold on to something she lost a long time ago. And eventually, she's going to realize it.

    So no. I don't like my mother very much.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:30 No.16646082
    >>16645966
    >>16645968

    Sup OP. I don't like my mother very much either. Long story short she pissed away all her money helping out random strangers (who were just taking advantage of her), while leaving her children to struggle in total poverty.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:31 No.16646108
    >>16646082

    That sounds pretty similar to my girlfriend's father, except he was spending all his money on pills. He was doing like Valiums and Prozac and shit when it wasn't prescribed for him. Dude was fucked up.

    Then he died like two weeks after me and her got together. And we were laughing about it the next day. Woah.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:32 No.16646122
    I'm trying to think of a /co/ character this fits and I'm failing. but mostly i'm saging for the racism.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:34 No.16646168
    >>16646122

    FWIW I'm just quoting what my occasionally-racist father said to describe it. Seemed apt.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:35 No.16646179
    >>16646108
    My GFs father was like that too. Between my mother and her father, we pretty much decided we'd say to hell with out biological families. It's worked out for over 10 years.
    >> Szazs Szazs 05/09/10(Sun)14:35 No.16646184
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    Szazs goes in all fields.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:35 No.16646190
    Sure is comics and cartoons in here.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:36 No.16646210
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    OP, that sounds...

    comical
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:37 No.16646218
    BLUE AND ORANGE
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:38 No.16646243
    AND YET MORE AMMUNITION FOR THE MISOGYNISTS.

    SERIOUSLY WOMEN.

    STOP HANDING THEM AMMO.

    PLEASE?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:39 No.16646261
    >>16646218

    FYI: Image is Cutman wallpaper from Protomen website in like 2007 or something, so before this whole orange-and-blue thing in movies.

    >>16646210

    Actually yeah it pretty much is. Mostly I just use it as an excuse. Bitch be a punchline. "I was doing your mom last night." "My mom's a lesbian." "Shit."
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:39 No.16646270
    >>16646082
    ...so what happened?
    Did you start ignoring her, or what?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:40 No.16646278
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    fascinating.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:41 No.16646306
    you should do what I suggested to my buddy, who has a mother that was so worthless he got emancipated at 14, call up your mom and say "Fuck you, mom." then hang up, make sure to use a payphone though, just so she has to try to remember your phone number.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:42 No.16646315
    >>16646278
    I hate artists who draw Deadpool's balaclava so tight that it looks like he put a red condom on his head.
    >> !bgREVLN8FU 05/09/10(Sun)14:43 No.16646330
    I like my mom.

    Therefore, OP is useless to me.
    >> Bunker !1ZK.YN0K0w!!ij3buhtYljS 05/09/10(Sun)14:45 No.16646375
    I bet it took OP all of his day to copy paste that
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:47 No.16646417
    What is it nowadays?

    Why are people so weak that they just decide their marriage vows mean nothing?

    "Til death do us part"

    means nothing.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:47 No.16646420
    >>16646315
    that is something that I could see deadpoll doing.
    "Oh shit, my masks gone!" pulles out red condom and a black marker. draws a couple black eyemarks and places it over his head."there all better."
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:48 No.16646430
    >>16646261
    >"I was doing your mom last night."

    what if a girl says that?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:48 No.16646433
    >>16646270

    Yes, except around my birthday and Christmas, where I put in just enough effort to string her along to get gifts. Last Christmas I got a new DV camera that actually almost redeemed her. Almost.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:50 No.16646452
    >>16646417
    70% of divorce is initiated by the wife.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:50 No.16646457
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    >>16646417
    >implying that it's okay to stay in a loveless marriage
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:51 No.16646472
    >>16646315
    I hate how deadpool has no nose.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:51 No.16646476
    >>16646375

    Google it, sumbitch, I wrote it from scratch.

    >>16646430

    Well my lesbian friend says it all the time specifically to get that reaction. The next line is usually "I know so it worked out great."

    I have nothing against lesbians, literally one of my best friends is one. But she's 23 and open about it, my mother lied for years.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:51 No.16646480
    I love my mom. She rocks. While my dad encouraged me to exceed expectations, my mom gave me an emotional safety net that let me know that, even if I failed those expectations, I could always turn to her to support me and help me get back on track.

    Mother's and Father's Day remind me how lucky I really am sometimes. We're going to our favorite family restaurant tonight, shit is gonna be cash.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:52 No.16646489
    >>16646243
    Asking for Women to quit giving Mysoginists ammo is like being disappointed when a bomb plot turns out to have been started by a Muslim.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:52 No.16646502
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    I sure do like this comic and/or cartoon!

    Saged and reported.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:52 No.16646505
    >>16646433
    so your mother lies to you, cheats on your dad, and spins tales for sympathy, which has lead you to hate her.

    but who cares, yay, a camera.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:52 No.16646506
    I love my mom, she is a great mom. Sucks for you, OP.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:53 No.16646510
    >>16646243
    >implying a man has never been a douchebag or done any horrible thing evevr
    What universe are you living in? Just because a woman does something reprehensible, doesn't suddenly make her the representative of her gender.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:53 No.16646516
    She's not a lesbian, she's bisexual.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:53 No.16646520
    >>16646476
    yeah, but what about a straight girl?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:53 No.16646521
    This thread would have worked better on /r9k/. They're really the audience for this sort of thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:53 No.16646524
    >>16646457

    Truthfully it'd be one thing if my father wasn't honestly providing to the best of his ability. That whole side of the family is just full of fucked up people. Nothing is ever good enough for them.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:55 No.16646546
    >>16646524
    yeah, but do you think your dad wanted to stay in that marriage? you're just thinking about what a bitch your mom is for leaving and assuming that your father wanted to stay married to her. which I doubt.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:56 No.16646555
    >>16646510
    Men don't do shit this bad.
    >> MaxwellLord'sSilverHammer !!FV9sfZATzpx 05/09/10(Sun)14:56 No.16646557
    Reported for not being /co/ related.

    P.S. Take this to /r9k/. They want more fuel for their mysoginy.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:56 No.16646563
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    ITT: OP pretends to be his own son in order to bitch about his ex-wife. on Mother's Day.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:57 No.16646572
    >My mother is a lesbian.
    LOL
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:57 No.16646574
    >>16646270
    What happened? She's in the poor house along with her kids. Those fellows that took advantage of her live in fairly nice apartments.
    >> MaxwellLord'sSilverHammer !!FV9sfZATzpx 05/09/10(Sun)14:58 No.16646588
    >>16646555
    The Holocaust
    Stalin
    Jack the Ripper
    The vast majority of rapists and murderers
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:58 No.16646597
    >>16646457

    >implying it's ok to shirk any responsibilities that may result due to a long term relationship/marriage simply because you are not 'in love' (See - Not Happy) whilst not making your very best attempt to rectify the situation

    >I mean, UNHAPPY IN RELATIONSHIP? LEAVE HUSBAND FOR WELL HUNG BLACK MAN, TAKE KIDS. FORCE HIM TO PAY 75% OF HIS TOTAL EARNINGS TO TAKE CARE OF YOU AND THE KIDS HE ONLY SEES ONCE A MONTH FOR AN HOUR WHILE YOU AND YOUR LATEST BOYFRIEND WATCH PS I LOVE YOU, SPENDING MOST OF THE SCREENTIME MAKING ROUGH, SWEATY LOVE WHILE HE ATTEMPTS TO EXPLAIN TO HIS 4 YEAR OLD SON WHY 'DADDY CAN'T SEE HIM ANYMORE' AND ANSWER ACCUSATIONS LIKE 'NO OF COURSE DADDY STILL LOVES YOU, IT'S JUST, THE COURTS SAY I CAN'T SEE YOU MORE OFTEN THAN THIS' EVENTUALLY LEADING TO AN EMOTIONALLY DISTANT FAMILY CHARGED WITH RESENTMENT AND POSSIBLE POLARISATION OF AFFECTIONS CAUSING YOUR OFFSPRING TO FORCEFULLY CHOOSE BETWEEN THE DAD THEY THINK ABANDONED THEM AT A YOUNG AGE OR THE MOM AND 'THE YOUNG LATINO STALLION DAD' THAT BUYS THEM CANDY

    >TRUELY, YOU THOUGHT THIS OUT WELL.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:58 No.16646598
    >>16646563

    lmao that'd be awesome but unfortunately no.

    >>16646546

    My father actually does believe in the sanctity of marriage. He wasn't happy but he was prepared to stay in it for the long haul (or at the very least until all three of his children were adults) and truthfully he's happier now that it's over but that's irrelevant. The point is not that they got divorced but that she was the cause and then she tried to blame it on him.

    >>16646557

    I probably will.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:58 No.16646599
    i thought i was reading a movie synopsis for a while
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)14:59 No.16646616
    >>16646597
    >BLACK MAN
    >LATINO

    That is one talented man your woman has left you for.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:01 No.16646648
    >>16646505

    Nah I still dislike her. She called me to ask if I wanted to go to my grandmother's today and I didn't even answer the phone.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:04 No.16646689
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    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:05 No.16646699
    >>16646588
    Why did you pick two things that are the fault of women and one guy who was just cleaning up the streets?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:05 No.16646702
    i hate my mom too, but she's not nearly as bad as yours OP
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:05 No.16646712
    >>16646616
    You do understand that one can be Latino/Hispanic and black at the same time, right? Like many people from, say, the Dominican Republic?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:06 No.16646721
    >>16646597

    you sound like an incredibly stable and well-adjusted man and not at all a tee-totaling psychopath who will surely commit double-homicide in a parking garage before eating a bullet yourself to avoid responsibility for your crimes.

    seriously though, it's pretty obvious that the only part of your rant that really pisses you off is the part where you have to pay child-support.

    i want you to do a little critical thinking exercise for me now. ok, imagine that you don't owe your ex-wife a cent, and that she has to pay for all of your kids' shit.

    do you still give a shit?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:07 No.16646731
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    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:08 No.16646748
    >>16646721
    BULLSHIT. I'm not the guy you are referring to, but, 1., I'd be happy to pay just for my kids' stuff, and, 2., I'm very unhappy I can't see them more, and I can see they don't always understand, and sometimes blame me for it.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:08 No.16646752
    god, these things popping up everywhere about shitty moms makes me so thankful for having a mom that unconditionally loves me
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:10 No.16646773
    >>16645966

    /co/ - My Mother Never Loved Me.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:11 No.16646803
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    We've got this amazing new board exactly for this shit. You should try it!

    >>>/adv/
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:12 No.16646808
    >>16646721

    You forgot the part where he can't see his kids. People seem to forget there are fathers out there that actually want to be.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:12 No.16646809
    I completely understand, OP. My mom never bought me a 360 til six months after it came out. I hate her.
    >> XLR !KOaMEGASp. 05/09/10(Sun)15:12 No.16646810
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    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:14 No.16646839
    >>16646510

    You know, its strange, but I've never heard the male version of,

    a. False Rape Charges ruining a Female's Life
    b. Alimony Wracked Young Woman is forced to work a punishing day job to provide for Husband and Kids with New Wife
    c. Gay Dad finds partner. Attempts to pin break-up on Mother.

    But sure, your right. This won't be representative of all women, all over the world. But it sure does paint a pretty picture of just what women are capable of.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:15 No.16646855
    >>16646748
    >i'm not the guy you're referring to
    >lol oh wait yeah i am

    1 hour a month? i know gangbangin' felons with gold fucking teeth that get more time with their kids than you do.

    there is no question that you did something incredibly fucking stupid to cause this. AND NO, IT WAS NOT YOUR EX-WIFE OR HER LAWYER, OR THE LEGAL SYSTEM, it was you, you brainless faggot.

    what did you do, start screaming out death threats in the middle of the fucking hearing? tell her that you'd "kill her and that nigger" she's with?

    there's no way you were just handed that sort of restriction with zero evidence to support it.

    now i'll wait while you blame it on everyone on the planet who isn't you and also some made-up bullshit about the legal system that you heard from your monkey-ass friends while drunk.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:16 No.16646881
    >>16646510
    >>implying that women aren't taught to fucking lie and cheat everybody.
    >> Sheboodles Le Pretentious Hipster !83NsvHkodg 05/09/10(Sun)15:16 No.16646886
    >>16646839
    There are plenty of husbands who run out on their wives and kids, not paying any support and leaving the wife to take care of the kids all alone.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:17 No.16646906
    I gotta say, it's nice to see a situation where the mom is the deadbeat for once, and the dad is the good guy.

    HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
    >> sagehoge !!RJUaTzOPBQF 05/09/10(Sun)15:18 No.16646929
    my mom and father are still happily married and I have a healthy relationship with both of them.

    =D
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:20 No.16646951
    How is this thread not deleted yet?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:20 No.16646963
    I'm not reading this whole thread, but is OP complaining about being born? Shit happens, son. People make mistakes, figure out their mistakes, move on. When people are desperately unhappy they try to find reasons for it, find someone to blame. At least the fact that your mother couldn't figure it out till more recently allowed you to you know...exist. And hey...we know who *you're* going to be blaming for all your life's miseries. So, congrats on the easy out there, slugger.
    >> !9BLqHBDAMU 05/09/10(Sun)15:20 No.16646966
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    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:21 No.16646970
    >>16646721

    I'd like to think I'm stable and somewhat well-adjusted if a little cynical. Also, not a father though kids love me. The situation I've described comes from an exaggeration of otherwise sobering transcripts of legal cases that I've either read or heard of.

    But hey, lets ad-hominem instead and call the other dude a 'tee-totaling psychopath who will surely commit double-homicide' instead of addressing the fact that situations like presented actually exist.

    Or we can pretend alimony doesn't exist. While we're doing that, I'll pretend you don't have sand in your vagina.

    SHIT THIS AD-HOMINEM STUFF IS FUN

    WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER AND DO THIS MORE OFTEN

    WHAT D'YA SAY SPORT?
    >> MaxwellLord'sSilverHammer !!FV9sfZATzpx 05/09/10(Sun)15:23 No.16647005
    >>16646699
    >Oh you.jpg
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:23 No.16647017
    >>16646886

    And that's as equally reprehensible.

    There is much faith to lose in human actions, if you care to look in the right places.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:24 No.16647027
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    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:25 No.16647036
    Sage
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:28 No.16647092
    >>16646963

    Of course I'm not. I'm glad I'm alive, but damn, if she was a lesbian she shouldn't have lied for 20+ years.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:28 No.16647102
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    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:31 No.16647149
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    I grew up in a household with two alcoholic parents and had to take care of myself since I was 5 years old. They were comatose nearly every day of my life, and when they weren't, they were in a booze-induced rage. My grandparents, the only people who gave a shit about me, were killed in a car accident. And my mom was the driver.

    And you know what? I don't go online and cry like my childhood was uniquely fucked up. I deal with it and realize that there are plenty of people out there with lives that I couldn't even imagine.

    tl;dr Grow up and stop being such a bitch, OP.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:32 No.16647182
    >>16647149

    I'm aware that lots of people have had it worse than I did. I'm not even really whining. I'm just going off on why I hate my mother and Mother's Day.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/10(Sun)15:34 No.16647227
    i like my mom, i sometimes wish i could travel back in time and let her make better choices...
    >> Captain K. !C7ic2DqEkY 05/09/10(Sun)15:34 No.16647229
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