Alright, listen up! I can't have the Anti-Spider-Man Squad eating into the city budget any longer, so I need to know who Spider-Man really is, and bring that vigilante to justice! Therefore, I am offering a cash reward, for pictures of Spider-Man....'s identity. Pictures of his secret identity. Well?!? What am I paying you people for, get to it!
What makes you think we would know?
>>16339721I know who Spider-Man is, Mr. Jameson. It is that punk, Parker. I don't have any pics, but I'm sure of it.
>>16339753First of all, Katzenberg, it is Mr. Mayor now. Second, I need pictures, pictures of Spider-Man! And, third, you died of cancer a few years ago. Hell, the word DECEASED is floating underneath your head!
i take this before spider attack megive me money please!
>>16339826THERE! Right there!
>>16339848I don't see anything Katzenberg.
I'll be taking that cash reward now, thank you.
>>16339721Mr... Mr. Jameson?I think you mean "Photographs" of spiderman... you know, like with a camera?"Photographs," Mr. Jameson, "Photos" if you like.Just saying.
>>16339894There he went again! He didn't have his mask on or nothin'!
>>16339916Dammit, Katzenberg, if you don't have any photos, you are no good to me.
>>16339939Aw, this is the only pic I got! I don't know what's going on here though! I know what I saw, Mr. Mayor! Parker is Spider-Man, and I know that little peach of a wife of his has some evidence I can get from her, if I just lean on her a bit...
>>16339972You didn't see ANYTHING, Katzenberg. And Parker's not married. And, dude, yeah, you are dead.
>>16339993Well, shit.
>>16340070Says the dead Jedi Master
I'm kind of happy Katzenberg died, even if it was just an excuse to tell an anti-smoking story.