I can grow a beard at will. The process takes hours to days.

I become invisible if nobody looks at me.

>>16287771
I have this power over one particular light in a parking lot

I can get and keep the attention of the neighborhood cats and dogs with treats.

I summon people by showering.... I take quick showers now.

I can turn almost any liquid into urine.

I can melt coins, and build up static electricity really quick(discharge hurts like a bitch). neither are at will though, just sort of happens

I have the power to pick up a stack of plates that exactly fills one of the wracks we push through the dishwasher at my restaurant! I can also flip 10 3rd pans upside down to stack them... with one hand.

The power to travel through time at the speed of regular time.

I have the power to create deadly deadly carbon dioxide, whenever I want! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I have the power to make other people sneeze when I sneeze

If I stay in close contact to a metal object for a long time, it will become slightly magnetised.

I have the ability to make people around me hear incidental music according to the situation

I have the ability to make people feel uncomfortable.

I have the power to read comics without being a huge faggot.

>>16288016
Liar.

I have the power to remain motionless indefinitely.

>>16287968
That made me laugh.

>>16288016
dude body oder isn't a super power

I have the power to reproduce with members of the opposite sex.

But only if they consent and if I wear my Iron Man shirt. Otherwise, they won't get pregnant. I promise.

>>16287931

i have the power of spying on my neighbors.

I have the uncanny ability to masturbate in any situation, to any image.

I have the power..to move you

I have the power to have 5 wisdom teeth compacted into my mouth

I have the power to know if the light in the fridge turns off when you shut it.

I have the ability to compose music subconcioussly. It doesn't stop. Actually now that I've lived it, having theme music isn't as great as one might think.

>>16288122

Just try it pipsqueak!

I have the power to open beers with my teeth.

I have the ability to repel members of the opposite sex.

;_;

>>16287771
This actually happens to me all the time.

>>16288213
lol jane doe

I can breathe in space. I have no way of proving this, though.

I have the power to fight the power.

>>16288251
I'm pretty sure everyone can breathe in space.

Whether we can survive without oxygen is another story.

I have the ability to talk to and control squirrels.

Now that's pretty fuckin lame.

>>16288251
Oh dude I have a picture of you!

The power to change the color of my bones at will. Beat THAT.

I produce abnormally strong bodyheat from my ass

>>16288305
Don't bring your science into this.

I have the largest collection of the strongest metal known to man (diamonds).

>>16288319
I have the ability to speak to nuts and legumes.

>>16288373

>>16288373
>metal
>diamonds
lol wat

>>16288373

That's not Dragonforce.

I can post on 4chan with my mind.

Really. Sorry I can't prove it to you.

>>16288405
Metal is one of the hardest (if not THE hardest) metals known the man.

I have the power to see exactly one second into the past. I can't turn it off, so my reflexes are terrible...

I actually have all of the previous powers posted since I posted all the previous posts.

I have the power to say the alphabet backwards in less than seven seconds, and you can tell what letters I'm saying, too!

>>16288463
wat

I can stop enjoyable conversations at parties with a single awkward comment.

I have the power to fail completely at anything I attempt.

I'm thinking of putting on a costume and trying to increase crime rates.

>>16288482
You see, a long time ago, there was a post on gamefaqs that was so stupid it became a running gag, or as some prefer, a "meme." People referred to diamonds as, "the hardest metal known the man." That was the original post in its entirety, if I recall correctly. This joke eventually made it to 4chan, of course.

Feel free to google it.

I can chemically break down certain things and rearrange their molecules into new substances.

I have to eat them first, and as previous stated, it only works with certain things.

Food, mostly.

Oh and the new substances is basically always just shit.

I have the power to convince normal people of things that you'd have to be pretty gullible to believe when other people say it...

I can make people feel bad, WITH MY WORDS!

I can tell whether a deck of bicycle playing cards has 52 cards in it or not. I can also tell you if your Magic deck has 40/60 cards in it or not.

>>16288520
That's stupid.

I have the ability to transform smalls pieces of metal and green paper into useful items and food.

I have the power to consume large amounts of alcohol. I call my power being Irish.

You newfags need to scram. The diamond as a metal meme is as overdone as over 9000.

i have the power to make other ppl yawn when i yawn

>>16288654

That's a pretty common strand of the x-gene. I hear it goes by Cherokee too.

>>16288665
I wouldn't say that, seeing as though over 9000 has made it's way across the internet, while the diamonds meme is only known to a small amount of people.

>>16288541
>implying there are no stupid memes

I have super-amnesia. I once looked for a brush I was holding, more than once realised I had taken out THREE glasses for breakfast and constantly get up and forget why I did so.

>>16288688
i lold hard

>>16288688
And I hear it's called Mexican as well.

but, my secondary power is knowing 100 ways to boil a potato.

I have uncanny lucky, with cards, being late to cars that ended up in crashes and meeting a cute girl who I was too shy to talk to through multiple meetings on a bus.

I break electronic devices by my mere presence. The effect only lasts while I am within six feet of the device. Once I move away, the effect stops.

I'm a real life fucking gremlin.

I generate dust. It takes a while but the room i stay in gets dusty after a few days/weeks

I have the power to create new life forms inside my own body

>>16288783
That's just silly.

I have the power to make my car disappear in any parking lot

win thread is win

I have the power to make people go away when I close my eyes.

I've never been electrocuted by touching light switches with wet hands. Also, heat makes it impossible for me to get sick.

I have a gun.

I have the power to empty my wallet three days after payday.

I never get hangovers.

I have the power to disappoint my parents. What's astounding is it started at conception, since I was an accident. And then further manifested during gestation for I ended up male.

I have the ability to move really fast through time, just by opening the internet and ignoring the clock.

I can bend reality.
shit sucks.

I can make you feel really good

i have the ability to attract beautiful women into longterm relationships and turn them into the most shittiest situations, as possible

>>16289155
Hey, me too. We should be some sort of unstoppable party duo.

I have the power to never bleed to death, as sometimes it happens for days to a week at a time.

I have the ability to ruin things that people like.

By the way, next time you drink a strawberry smoothie, ask yourself "Is that a strawberry seed, or a gnat?

>>16289597
in his pants

>>16289669
I like your style.

>>16289669
gnats have protein. I eat them regularly near the end of the month since I am poor and for their weight, have more protein than beef.

I can feel the presence of nearby electronics.

I have the power to break lawnmowers. A lawnmower I've destroyed may look fine, but I guarantee you it wont work.

>>16289604
I AM OKAY WITH THIS

>>16287771
I have this problem. It works with all street lights, house lights, and sometimes lights inside the mall.

I'm also convinced it works with Red Lights, because damn. I've never been able to catch a green light on the way to work in the mornings. Seriously, is it necessary to hit every single red light at 5:30 in the morning, sit there for a full three minutes, and then travel another 40 feet to repeat the process?

I also have Domino's Luck/Probability manipulation.

I have the power to read my own thoughts.

>>16287771
Hey kid want a job?

I can hear household electronics when they're on.

I may not be strong, I may not be fast and I may not be agile, but I have the best stamina and endurance of anybody.

5 hour ceremony in 40C weather, standing at attention, almost all of my ranks fell out but me. I'm still proud of that.

You know, when i think about it, i think I have a pretty high pain threshold. In my life I was beaten up pretty badly, there were a pieces of broken glass in my face, i nearly cut my finger in two with an axe, i was bitten by cats and dogs multiple times, there were several moments when my own blood was all over me like in a goddamn horror movie, and yet i can't remember when i actually felt any major pain.

I have an extra sense that no one else around me ever seems to have. I humorously named this "common sense".

I have the power to alienate anyone who is close to me.

I can predict the future, but only when I'm not trying. For example, I could think "That episode of the Simpsons where they got a new dog was funny," and it'd be on syndication that night, but if I was like "I want to see that episode of blah blah blah!" it won't work.

I have the power to pick socks and underwear off of the floor with my feet and throw them into my hands

I have the power to laugh loud enough to make anybody who hates me leave the room/the place as soon as they hear my laugh.

>>16289031

That's quite a power.
It should be noted that calling somebody's powers quite the power is my power, which is quite a power.

I have to power to wake up at precise times without any timekeeping devices in view of my bed.

Woke up and checked my mobile for the time and it was exactly 4:00am. One hour before i set it to alarm.

>>16294574
That happens to me ALL THE TIME. For anything on TV. Movies, any TV show.

Stupid dream premonition. Like Sandy but completely useless.