She's straight dude.

Loves the cock.

If anybody is a dyke it's Blossom.

>>16174427 She's straight dude
She pees standing up.

No, seriously.

>>16174416
she crushed on 2 male characters.

yeah blossoms the lezzie

>>16174479
Ace and who else?

in the future she has a crush on green rowdyruff like the other girls
and in fusionfall, she is a member of gangrene gang's band

face it she was always a STRAIGHT tomboy

She isn't even 6.

>tomboys are inherently lesbians

There aren't many sexually active characters in kids cartoons.

Because when you make things directed towards children you make things as simple. The younger the simpler. Heterosexuality is our default because it's how babies are made. As we grow up we discover homo and bisexuality in all its various forms and form our own opinions regarding them. Deciding how they feel about a girl kissing another girl might be too much for a seven year old to handle right away.

It's the same reason that kids cartoons always have "good guy" vs "bad guy" and try to take it light with the gray areas. Adrian Veidt, for example, isn't something you wanna show to someone who hasn't hit puberty yet because that takes a certain level of emotional maturity.

Brainiac Five might as well with all the shit they made him do in the show.

>>16174479
>>16174501
Man, everyone always forgets the T in GLBT.

bubbles would nozzle and toy with your cock playfully
buttercup would bruise and abuse your cock
blossom would just be disgusted that your cock even exists

>>16174512
Because everyone is heterosexual until they're 18, amirite?

>>16174550

yeah the hologram room scene good times.

>>16174564
>buttercup would bruise and abuse your cock

Actually I think it's the other way around. I bet she's a total submissive.

OP, if you've ever met a tomboy, you'd know they're different from lesbians.

>>16174416

In cow and chicken there was an extremely obvious lesbian motorcylcle couple, I believe there was a few jokes about eating carpets and stuff.

>>16174584
No, because she's fucking 6. Pedo much?

>HEY, THERE'S A LESBIAN IN MY COMIC, AM I COOL NOW?

every time there's one in a webcomic this is what I can hear the artist saying

just thought I'd throw that out there

Because of hetero-normality and hetrosexual privilege.

Not to mention the homophobic parents that will go stark raving mad at the channels that show a realistic depiction of GLBT characters, even in cartoons.

Those parents want their children's programing to be escapist, not realistic and escapist.

>>16174416
SHE'S SIX

>>16174627
This is also how I feel about Neil Gaiman's use of lesbians. It's like he thinks they're more devices used to legitimize something rather than characters.

>>16174496
butch, hinted at

>>16174654
Is she even six?
Isn't she like less than one because she was created in a lab?

Does that make it OK?

No GLBT? OP you dumb.

>>16174584
How many gay 6 year olds do you know. until puberty starts hitting in kids aren't going to be attracted to anyone. They might say they have a girl/boyfriend, but that's just a good friend and them trying to be mature.

>>16174584
If you're normal, no kid is thinking about sex until they're at least 12.

>>16174605
Yeahno.

Usually when people say "tomboy," it's shorthand for "girl who plays sports," which Buttercup is.

It doesn't usually mean "girl with a husky voice who plays sports, uses course language, spends her free time punching sides of beef, and attempts to pee standing up."

If those things all fall into your definition of "tomboy," then I guess the middle-aged lesbian carpenters I know are just some real hardcore tomboys.

>>16174720
>If you're normal, no kid is thinking about sex until they're at least 12.

I started getting interested it by like, 9...

>normal

Nevermind.

>>16174703
I knew 2 gay kids around that age.

One expressed direct interest in boys.
The other was flaming gay.

>>16174703
not 100% true. I was always attracted to girls, it's not common but it can happen. I never felt girls were icky or any of that, I just wanted to touch them places and wondered why my penis got hard sometimes.

The 'gay community' yet again looks for discrimination in places there is none.

>>16174703
idk, my friend was around that age and she mentioned having a crush on another little back then.

>>16174703
>until puberty starts hitting in kids aren't going to be attracted to anyone.

Bullshit, I remember being in kintergarden and wanting a girlfriend. I even kissed a girl because I thought she was cute.

>>16174817
*on another girl back then

Homosexuality in media tends to get very exploitaive, very quickly.

It's too easy to write a character just around being gay and nothing else. People do it already with straight people.

Sexuality should not be explored in most media. It's too easy to fuck it up.

Y'ever seen Spongebob, son?

>>16174743
Humorous exaggeration? In a cartoon!? IMPOSSIBLE.

>>16174847

you mean the "karate" episode
where a male sponge and female squirrel got dirty and sweaty from "working out"

>>16174743 uses course language, spends her free time punching sides of beef, and attempts to pee standing up
That was just a flanderization.

Buttercup was always tough and into stereotypically "boy" things but you could still tell that she was supposed to be a girl.

Later seasons turned her into a total butch cunt who beats people up for no reason and abhors anything even remotely feminine.

>>16174846
You rang?

I mean, for at least the first season, they actually tried to give him a semi-reasonable personality, but beyond that he's just ridiculous.

ARMCHAIR PSYCHOLOGY ITT

Stop claiming to know when feelings of sexual attraction start. None of you are child psychologists. Stop it. And stop debating the sexuality of a completely non-sexual fictional character.

For Goddess's sakes, they're lollipops with arms!

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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>>16174974
>lollipops
>loli
>you suck on lollipops
>you're suggesting that Buttercup wants to suck on a loli

>>16174799
Reminds me of last year's Comic-Con.
I went to a "Gays in Comics" panel featuring Greg Rucka, other people, and Terry Moore. Moore I guess wrote a book about a gay superhero and has a website that lists every gay superhero who has ever been wronged.
Only he got pissed at ANY sort of violence against gay characters and considered subtexty heroes like Ice to be LGBT. It didn't help that he took evey opportunity to plug his shitty book.
Naturally, Rucka shut that douche down, and nobody in attendance really talked to him for the rest of the discussion.

Also the redhead from Fred's Head was a lesbian. And the only reason anyone's ever heard of that show.

>>16174929
As true as that is, I still though he was hilarious.

>>16175846

Nobody ever said comedy had to be a serious exploration of sexuality.

>>16175899
Didn't mean to imply that it did. Have some more Tobias.

My vote's for Bubbles, mostly for the lulz.