Just a heads up, /co/. I think /ck/ is leaving you.>>>/lit/172951
THOSE FUCKERSOUR SHIT
/ck/ leaves us every other week. She's a fickle mistress, but damn can she cook some delicious morsels.
>>14334809What if she means it this time? ;_;
Who gives a shit? /lit/ only has eyes for /c/.
Don't worry, we still have /d/!
>>14334825THAT PEDO BASTARD!
>>14334821`scool. /a/ just kicked /v/ out and is clearly ready for some rebound lovin.
/ck/ left us for /tg/ years ago
>>14334848/a/... and /v/... Dude, unless you're in for some sweaty gross man sex, I'm out.
AHAHAHA REEEEEJECTED FAGGOT
Who cares? S'not as if this shit has any sort of canon.
>>14334858nah bro, /a/ is a delicious little trap.
>>14334848/a/ is a trap.
>>14334825>>14334846
>>14334891And?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!! /lit/ is a brand new board and they already have a custom spoiler image?!What the hell?!
why would anyone want to leave /co/nrad? He is a super hero!
/co/! I came as soon as I heard....I'm..I'm sorry. If theres anything you need...anything at all....
you guys are aware there are more than one board-tan for each board right
>>14334959anything you say?
>>14334925Didn't /v/ not even have one until last year?
>>14334959DAT BULGE
>>14334999>>14334959...
>>14334959We don't want your pity, /d/!.. yet...
/lit/ will probably bore the crap out of her within the first week. And if she lasts that long, she's sure to get the hint one day while its incessantly sucking F. Scott Fitzgerald's cock.
>>14334953Not in the 4chan universe.
>>14334998Disenfranchised wee/a/boo detected. ......so what's a nice girl like you doing on a board like this? :D
>>14335038stfu. I think she likes us.
>>14334959NO FUCK YOU, GET AWAY, YOU'LL FEED US SEMEN FROSTED CAKES! THOSE JUST TASTE AWFUL!
>>14335046Well, he THINKS he's a superhero in the 4chan universe. Delusion is a hell of a drug.
>>14335057>THOSE JUST TASTE AWFUL!Then why'd you eat 3 of them?
>>14335048HEAL /co/MRADE! HEAL BOY!Sorry about that
Now we know what /r9k/ feels.
Let /ck/ leave!Shell come back crawling back in a day.You'll see.
>>14335130We're a horrible board now?
So... /lit/'s mascot is Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
/co/mrades. Nothing is offcial.This is just one troll trying to speak on behalf of /ck/.Only when this same topic is made on /ck/ and is agreed upon has anything really changed.
But but but.../ck/ would never leave us. ;___;
>>14335174I can't speak for /lit/, but I like it.
>>14335091DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SHE MIGHT HAVE DONE TO ME?
We should get it on with /sci/ just for revenge, I mean it's not like /co/ doesn't rape science with comics (mainly the Flash).
I..I don't know what you saw in her...She would always pull strings with your heart...I was there to pick them up....I.....cared for you...
>>14335235No. Tell me. In intimate detail.
>>14335174dat Anthony Head
It was only a matter of time.
>>14335264AND THEN RAPED THE EVER LOVING CRAP OUT OF US WITH THEM!>>14335271JUST GO OVER AND LOOK...and maybe see what I said above.
But....but who's gonna make us cookies now?
No one's mentioned /co/'s love affair with /y/ yet...
>>14335320We'll just have to make our own damn cookies.
;___;
>>14335320/d/ makes an excellent cookie
>>14335331That. Never. Happened.
>>14335331Because there is no love affair. Stop getting giddy, you closet fangirl.
>>14335331Well there was that one time...
>>14335331It was once and we were drunk.REALLY drunk.
>>14335352>>14335357>>14335359Tony Stark and Peter Parker Disagree...
THAT FUCKING WHORE
>>14334925HOLY FUCKING SHIT, NOW I'M MAD.
>>14335388Like that time we were drunk and "accidentally" walked in on /x/ changing her stockings?
>>14335392>My OTP disagreesThat's cute.
Oh please, don't think you can fool us.We know it's you /lit/, trying to trick the both of us into betraying each other and stealing our girl. You're just impersonating her.
>>14335290Mmmmmmhhhh....Tell me you didn't love every minute of it~
>>14335419How's that lung cancer working out for you, Vic?
>>14335410Oh you, my OTP is Tony Stark and anyone. Even you. ;3
>>14335408That WAS an accident. We thought /d/ was in there.
>>14335264go on.....
FUCK IT PICTURE TIME
>>14335478
>>14335478Superior.
Give her a while, /lit/ is still new to her and /ck/ will eventually get tired of him correcting her grammar and the monthly required reading lists.Also anyone with half a brain can see there's something brewing between /lit/ and /sci/, they just can't stop talking to each other or talking about each other....you know...like THAT.
Even with /lit/'s deception, we can see through it because of our love.LONG LIVE /co/ck/!
>>14335438....If I say I didn't you'll like it, if I say I did, you'll like it...what if I say I'm indifferent?
>>14335498
alright then, /co/, I suggest we go with /sci/ they don't have a board-tan yet so we can make up one of our own! a dame no doubt!with like...robot parts and a lab coat and stuff, and glasses. also her hair's in a bun but it's still a little messy.
>>14335174>>14335174>>14335174Motherfucking WISHBONE is the official mascot for /lit/.
I say we forget /ck/. Sure, they cook great, but all that great, high calorie food makes getting into our tights a problem.I think it's pretty obvious who our true love is, /co/.why, it's /cgl/ of course. Just look how much /co/ cosplays. We have whole threads dedicated to it hereit's simply meant to be.
>>14335392may i ask what the FUCK is this picture from?i'm just, you know.... curious.
>>14334778You know /co/ she hasn't left you yet, and you can still make it so this whole thing never happened! No need for divorce or anything.
/ck/'s a whore?!
lets just be single for a while.
And you guys say late-night /co/ is better than daytime /co/. Sage for roleplaying and general board drama.
>>14335548
>>14335528well, we DO like science.
cum bubbles
>>14335528Don't you fucking touch /sci/ with your bullshit SCIENCE!
>>14335571Nah. We like SCIENCE! not science.
Remember that one time a writefag wrote /co/ and /a/ having sex? Good times.
>>14335528We rape science all the time.
FUCK IT! FOUR WAY EVERYONE, GET /d/, /cgl/, and /sci/ wait is /sci/ a girl?
>>14335594Jealous much?
>>14335661/sci/ isn't anything until someone draws it. I recommend a girl.
>>14335672After taking organic chemistry and learning about enantiomers and diasteriomers?Fuck no.SCIENCE! is way more fun.
>>14335685A ROBOT girl.
>>14335695Sci is an ever-changing scientific diagram.
I don't like how uppity /lit/ is, thinking they're better than us.They're junior to us, /co/. It's time we take them down a peg.
>>14335638But /a/ is my SON!
>>14335732It was still very sexy. And /v/ was in it, but he didn't have sex.
>>14335695Liiiiike, THIS?
>>14335732and look at him now, nothing but a slut with his go-nowhere pal /v/. /a/ is always sleeping over at his house, probably playing those video games.
>>14335695
>>14335766Yes, I like this.
>>14335522I get my sister /e/ and we have find the reason why..../co/ is love.....<3
>>14335789....goddammit /d/, why is it so hard to resist you?
>>14335789...You're just going to rape us again, you'll peg us half to death, I don't think I'd want that.
/lit/ just called us smalltime.We must destroy them.
>>14335809Get the fuck out, Fury, you're ruining this for us! You can go fap in the corner while /d/ gives us sweet lovin'!
>>14335691Sorry, >>14335672 was supposed to be a reply to >>14335592
>>14335826/lit/ MUST BE DESTROYED
>>14335685Let /sci/ decide what /sci/ is. Worst fucking thing about the tans are the ones made up by people who don't even frequent that board, and when a design gets popular when the original board doesn't even like it.
>>14335761>>14335761/a/ forgot his book here I should walk over and give it to him because I am a great dadget to the house, start to hear odd sounds coming out of /a/ as /v/ starts to say "OH BABY OH BABY OH BABY!"FINDS /v/ on top of /a/Smash /v/'s face in with a glass bottle
>>14335836If by "sweet lovin'" you mean 40 tentacles in your ass, I'm doing this for the better of you. I've been there before, it's not fun at all. I mean, eventually you get used to it, but holy shit, the scars never heal.
>>14335789Yeah, then you dress me up as Sailor Jupiter and fuck me in the ass again. No wait, that was my cousin. Look, just bugger off for a minute, shit's complicated.
>>14335789>/co/ x /d/ Somebody make it official!
>>14335826DESTROY THEM
>>14335855/sci/'s tan, when they stop talking about science, will probably be a team like the Mythbusters.
AND THEY CALLED OUR MASK FRUITY!
Um... Hey /lit/....
>>14335847THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DEAL WITH /lit/
>>14335826
/lit/ was hereenjoy your children's entertainment, peons:3
>>14335897Here is all the love you'll ever need /co/
>>14335890>AND THEY CALLED OUR MASK FRUITY!FUCK THOSE MOTHERFUCKING FRUITBASKETS!
>>14335890
>>14335893IM GOING TO... fuck it Im nothing with out /ck/Im going to hang out with /s/
>>14334959>>14335264>>14335789Look /co/. I like nailing you and your sister, but it's mostly just sex. Let's have a fourway with /x/ and see what happens? Who knows. Maybe I can grow to love you. No god damn it. I don't mean I have a giantism fetish.
>>14335904Enjoy being a trial board that might not even be here after the trial is over you pretentious faggots.
>>14335942You forgot to change your name. You're still logged in as /co/.
>>14335942Wait we cant get /x/ cuz her and our bro /tg/ are an itemIf we do that it's war all over again with them like what we did with /ck/ in the first place
>>14335957Naw. I typed /x/ first and got sidetracked. Eh, shit happens.
>>14335965Fuck /tg/. He's a nerdy bitch and he isn't even aware that /x/ likes him.
>>14335929..Dude I'm pretty sure this is /tg/ fucking with us.It better be /tg/ fucking with us..god damn it.
>>14335352
>>14335956/lit/ has the most posts of all the new boards and the least amount of trollingwe're here to stay my friend :3
Even if /ck/ leaves us, we'll still get plenty of tail from the girls in /a/.What do you mean "she's not a girl?"
>>14335983Don't fuck with our bro you EVIL /co/mradethey been living together
Does this form suit you sweety?I'm willing to change into anything for you...even...