YES

Other than the Spy I'm loving all of it. Who could be the spy instead? I liked the Mole but he was a character only for the movie.

>>12537337

Maybe Randy Marsh? He'd be a HORRIBLE spy, but that would make it so funny.

>>12537367
Okay, go with that

If Butters is the Engineer, it makes total sense that the Spy would be Professor Chaos. Think about it.

>>12537264
Better than those homos of Parker & Stone

>implying that a French mole isn't perfect for Spy

>>12537367
Oh my god.
Randy as Spy.

Icame.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS!

It works wonderfully! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

No the Mole is perfect but he couldn't be a reoccurring character.

However Gentlemen, what is the most annoying part about spies? Answer - getting back-stabbed and looking at their smug faces in death-cam shots. Who better than Craig giving you the bird everytime he kills you?

>>12537495

Nothing.

There's the one shot spy who only plays once a week. And then there's Craig; who shows up every day to follow you server to server. Backstabbing you ever other spawn.

>>12537495

Craig you son of a bitch if you taunt after killing me like a pussy one more goddamn time I'm going to go to your house and rip your balls off with my bare hands, MY BARE HANDS GODDAMMIT!

Personally I think stan makes a better medic

>>12537549
>>12537547

OP these posts convinced me, change the Mole to Craig in your picture.

>>12537575

Kyle and Cartman being forced together is too priceless.

>>12537549
>>12537549

HHAHAHAHA

Fund this shit!!!

>>12537654

But then again it's expected. I like it better when they're competing or when cartman REALLY has the upper hand(really gives me a Hitler vibe. And that's a vibe that feels good).

Kyle should be a pyro. So Cartman can make burning Jew jokes. Also they can argue about their kills at the end of the map. So much delish butt hurt.

Pip : ...Umm Eric...I'm exactly that good of a shot with a gun...can I use the Huntsman instead?
Cartman : Pip if you use that lame ass bow we'll kick you out of our super secret club.
Stan : Yeah Pip, the bow's for queermoes anyway.
Pip : ...well righto then...

Cartman : Lay down stickies drunk.
Token : You know, you don't have insult me just because the class I play is...
Cartman : JUST LAY DOWN THE GODDAMN STICKIES! You know some of us have to actually EARN our points.
Token : What do you mean fatass? Heavies take even less skill than Demomen!
Cartman : SHUT UP TOKEN! Tweek, we need you to go get the intel.
Tweek: AAGAaHAH! The intel?! Oh man that is way too much pressure! Can't you guys get it!?!
Cartman : TWEEK GET THE GODDAM- *admin muted player cheezypuffta78*
Stan: Whoa dude, who's the admin on this server?
Butters : Oh Hamburgers, I only meant to mute him on my game...*admin umuted player cheezypuffta78*
Cartman : -AND THATS WHY YOUR MOM TRIED TO ABORT YOU WITH A COAT HANGER!

>>12537728

I don't know something about a Jew playing a character based off a Nazi just seems goddamn hilarious to me.

Guys why can't I backstab these noobs while I'm cloaked?

>>12537795
Dad, you're playing on the console, the console is for queermos

>>12537752
YOU SIR, JUST WON ME OVER WITH THIS.

>>12537728

"Hey Kyle! You handle that flamethrower like a limp dick. I guess Jews can't handle flames cus it reminds them of the furnace."

"GOD DAMNIT SHUT YOUR FAT FUCKING FACE CARTMEN!"

"DAMNIT STOP CALLING ME FAT JEW BOY!"

>>12537264
>>12537752

Hell hath no fury like the amount of win in this thread.

>>12537795

Randy: WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?!?
Stan : Um...you got backstabbed.
Randy : BUT I WAS CLOAKED AW JESUS HE'S DOING A TAUNT...GOD I HATE THAT KID. Stan when you get to school tomorrow you have to kick that kid in the nuts for me.
Stan:...I'm not doing that dad...
Randy: STTAAAAN! Listen! I can't do it because I'll go to prison, do you want me to go to prison? WELL DO YOU?!?
Stan:...goddammit...

>>12537910

Oh fuck you I actually spit up coke laughing

>>12537752
>>12537843
GRADE "A" SHIT YOU HAVE THERE

>>12537910

That's it. I'm actually going to vote to archive this thread. This is win.

Epic thread.
Screencapping.

>>12537970

4chanarchive.org

GO /co/ GO!!!

>>12538032
dumbass I like this thread

>>12538046
requested 3 times by my count, only 4 more to go.

Cartman : Dude, who's this AbrahamAngels fag? He sounds like some kind of extra in a gay-buttsex movie.
Kyle : That's me fatass.
Cartman : KYLE?! See this is exactly why Jews shouldn't play vidya games - their names sound like gay men!
Kyle : YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FATASS!
Cartman : Oh yeah? WELL - *player cheezypoofta78 was killed by player CaptainFalconPunchingBabies*
*after respawn*
Cartman : GODDAMMIT JEW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING OUT FOR SPIES!
Kyle : What? NO it's your job to protect me Fatass!
Cartman : Kenny! Get over here and just spam flames non-stop! We'll burn that no-good-son-ova *player cheezypoofta78 was killed by player CaptainFalconPunchingBabies* Player CaptainFalconPunchingBabies is dominating cheezypoofta78.
Kenny : Maw hawhwh hawhah frafa!
Stan : Yeah, I think he's hacking too, Butters can you kick him.
Butters : Oh geez, so is he "Xenuman"?
Stan : No r-tard that's me!
Butters : Umm...Ok is he KeanuReeves?
Kenny : *Mawahah ammamam mammam m*!
Butters : Oh hamburgers *player Hellonekkochan^_^ was banned from server : Reason - Hacking*
Kyle : Did he just ban himself from the server?
Stan : ...yeah, I guess he did...

>>12537843

Stan:"Alright me and Cartman will go though the bridge and-
Cartman:"Now Kyle you go under, since you're best at being an underhanded Jew."
Kyle:"STOP INSULTING JEWS FATASS"
Cartman:"SHUT UP JEW BOY! Mom says I'm just husky."
Stan:"Probably from choking down to many sandwiches hoping to get a new hat"
Stan and Kyle:" HA HA HA HA HA HA"
Cartman:"NOW DAMNIT I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS! Screw you guys... I'm going to maple story"
*Player cheezypuffta78 disconnected from the game*

Kyle's Mom: So what is this game you and your friends are playing.
Kyle: It's Team Fortress 2, mom, it's-
Kyle's Mom: Oh my gawd, Kyle, why are you healing that fat person?
Cartman: Fuck you kike bitch!
Kyle's Mom: Wot wot WOTT?!? Kyle! How dare you let your friends say that to me! You are grounded, mistah!
Kyle: But I didn't do anything wrong! GOD DAMMIT CARTMAN!
Cartman: Heh heh heh. Sweet.
Stan: Great going, dumbass, now our team doesn't have a medic.
Cartman: Would you rather have a medic, or have to put up with that dumb Jew? *domination noise* FUCK I'M GETTING DOMINATED
*zooms way across the map to Pip*
Pip: Right-o.

“Oh,” a beautiful moan, then an explosion of warmth. Burrowed beneath the sheets, we’re entangled in a mass of heat and passion, and nothing on this world can describe this feeling. I don’t know how we got here, but we’re here, bodies flush against each other, sensually rubbing and sliding. His skin is hot and drenched in sweat, his hot panting breath intertwining with mine.

“Oh,” he moans again, his hands trembling, fingernails digging into my flesh. I’m intoxicated at his flushed face, his trembling form under me, wide eyes begging for me to go on, to continue our forbidden pleasures. I’m used to this, yet still, I feel that helplessness I felt the first time we did this. I remember it perfectly; that hot summer afternoon, our sweating bodies, reeking of soccer games and chlorine water, we had sex for the first time in this tight, hot room. Now, this moment, this is the tenth time—I knew, because being the pathetic man I am, I counted, hoping one day we might truly be lovers.

In this moment, we’re fucking, we’re fucking and we’re making love and we’re connecting, body and soul, but God, he just doesn’t get what he’s doing to me.

I love him so much that it hurts. It hurts all over when I look at him; when he laughs, when he holds Her hand, when he sneaks off with Her into the bathroom, Her giggling mass of black hair and shining blue eyes make his face soften, and I know, he loves Her and he will never love me.

Yet here we are, on this bed, and I’m inside of him. He’s thrusting himself into me, moaning that beautiful moan, his head tossed back. I bet SHE can’t make him moan like that. I bet SHE can’t make him beg for me, his eyes rolling back with the ecstasy I can give him. FUCK, I can give him EVRYTHING she can’t.

Yet he loves her and he only comes to me when it’s convenient for him.

“Ah, ah,” he whimpers, body shivering all at once, beautiful snowy-white exploding onto my stomach. His arms are around my neck and I’m so close, so I continue to move, and even though he’s empty, he makes those beautiful jumpy gasps and rubs his ass into me, and I let out a low groan, spilling myself.

We both cling to each other and we’re burrowed beneath the sheets of my bed, panting, laughing, crying, together.

I love him.

I fucking love him.

“I love her,” he reminds me, his voice a beautiful whisper, into my hair, like he always does. He knows if he doesn’t, I’ll just think this time, he'll finally realize that I am everything she isn’t, that it’s ME he belongs with. But no. He loves Her, not me, and I can only watch him leave me alone again, the heat of summer cracking through my open window, reminding me of a day long ago, when I fell in love with Stanley Marsh.

Jesus Crust, stfu! Trey and Matt may secretly be reading this right now!

WHY IS THIS NOT REALLLLLLL

IT PRINTS MONEY

>>12538290

Kyle : Cartman! This is the last goddamn time you get to pick the server we go to!
Cartman : But Kyle, these NAMBLA guys are a hardcore elite super awesome cool clan and if we can join them we can get candy and bicycles and other cool stuff like money and prizes!
Tweek : Aghh! Playing for money! That's like a JOB man! That is WAAY too much pressure! *javababy disconnected from server*

>>12538313

Good. They can finally get some good shows then. They need to remember who their main fan base WAS.

F5F5F5

Praying for a funny writefag

every day i see more and more retarded man children in /co/ i swear to go chris-chan has infected you with a virus and you are all becoming more and more like him

So what is everyone's steamID?

Tweek is javababy
Stan is Xenuman
Kenny is KeanuReeves
Cartman is cheezypoofta78
Butters is Hellonekkochan^_^
Kyle is AbrahamAngels
Craig is CaptainFalconPunchingBabies

so all we need is Token and Pip?
for Pip I vote for mcdowellsrobotmonkey
and for Token SonOfChef (just to piss off fans).

>>12538525

You see guys, this is why Jews shouldn't be allowed to post on /co/ they don't have any sense of humor.

Cartman:"Man I glad I finally got away from those guys. Fuck those assholes for calling me fat. Now I can idle in peace."
*Player CWCMayor joined the game*
CWC:"Oh hey Cartman. Playing alone again? Want to play on my sonichu sever?
Cartman:"No thanks bro. Trying to get some more hats so I can collect them all."
CWC:"Aw well. I'm going to go see if Kacey is online"
Cartman:"Later."
*Player CWCMayor left the game*

The next episode in the making.

>>12538553

STOP INSULTING JEWS FATASS!

>>12538556

Player CaptainFalconPunchingBabies found the Stainless Steel Pot
Cartman : What the fug Craig, that's like your tenth hat!
Craig : Twelfth actually.
Cartman : You've got like two hours of playtime over the past week and I've got like forty this is some serious bullcrap herah!
Stan : Dude, who gives a crap, it's not like the hats do anything.
Cartman : Yeah but he has twelve of them!

>>12538553
hi sonichu

>>12538657

moar like soniJEW amirite?

>>12538653

I can see it now, Cartman idles like a motherfucker, so he had pretty much every hat, and then had them taken away. Kyle wears the Halo.
Awesome ensues.

I'm reading this whole thread in everyone's voice, shit is so cash.

>>12538181
One more

Gabe : You know guys, I work at Valve because we're a TEAM community. This game is TEAM fortress because we all need to work together to win.
Kyle : Well Gabe, after meeting you I realized that a Team of you and Cartman could probably cause an earthquake!
Cartman : Hey!
Stan and Kyle : Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Gabe : You know Kyle, it isn't nice to rip on people for their weight problems. Sometimes it is the result of a bad diet but sometimes weight does have a genetic reasoning behind it too. It's ok to make fun of someone for their choices but making fun of someone for something they can't control is just wrong.
Stan : I guess he's right.
Cartman : Yeah, just like I can't control that sometimes I see pictures of animals and they make sexy poses and I think that they're sexy and wish I was an animal so I dress up like them and howl at the moon! That's just natural like everyone else!
*awkward silence*
Gabe : Cartman that is incredibly gay. What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously.
Cartman : But...you just...
Gabe : Jesus, you guys shouldn't rip on him for being fat - lets just call him squirrel-screwer from now on.
Stan : I like it.
Kyle : Yeah it rings nice.
Cartman : ...but I'm just kidding...
Kyle : Shut up squirrel-screwer!
All : Ha ha ha ha ha ha !

>>12538999
>Look at me, I'm going to insert furry flaming into my south park idea, aren't I so cool and edgy?

Not that I disagree with your opinion, but that shit is getting old.

>>12538999

Aww come on... Cartman... A furry? That just doesn't seem right.

But that was funny though.

>>12538999

MEANWHILE AT VALVE

So, so far we have a plot that involves - Silly Juvenile Humor with ball-kicking, unhealthy rivalries, everyone acting their archetype, a "I learned something today" lesson, an ending that resolves nothing, pop-culture references with veiled connotations to the anonymous internet subculture, and references to old episodes/old cartoons. Sounds like a perfect episode of South Park.

>>12539055

eh, it was the easiest way to turn everyone against Cartman towards the end. It might have been funnier if he was talking about how he thought John Stamos had a sexy smile but bashing on gays at the end doesn't seem like something that would work.

>>12539136

Now all we need is some chocolate milk and moms special dindin and its a perfect day.

>>12539178

Well it's far too late for that, but I have some nice chocolate chip cookies for you that are sure to make you feel special!

>>12539136
At last! People have realized that South Park has become total crap. Or worse...exactly like Family Guy

>>12539223

Cartman:"Mmmm. Thanks mom."
*Meow!*
Cartman:"No kitty these are my cookies!"
*MEOW*
Cartman:"No Kitty"
*Hiss*
Cartman:"GODDAMNIT THAT A BAD KITTY!"
*HISS*
Cartman:"MOOOOMMM! Kitty being a hard on!"
Mom:"I know a special kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight."
Cartman:"Wut?"
Cat:"Meow?"

>>12539282
I dont think he was implying that what he described was bad

>>12539282

>>12538999

I completely approve Gabe guest-staring for educational purposes.

>>12539687
For added lulz, show him being so big you can only ever see part of him onscreen

Randy: Hey Stan, I'm in the enemy base, what should I do now?
Stan: Follow the signs to the intel, dad. Grab it and run like hell.
Randy: Okay, as long as my cloak holds up they'll never see me coming.
Stan: Wait, are you using the mic while you're cloaked?!
Randy: Yeah, is that a pro- *GeoMan was backstabbed by CaptainFalconPunchingBabies*
Kyle: Your dad's retarded, dude.
Stan: [sigh] I know...

Sorry if it sucks

>>12539757

Are you kidding? Look at that face! Money-maker.