I love how stupid Red Mist's costume looks IRL

Pass.

what is this?

I'll admit it, I have no idea what the fuck this is.

At least they got apparently a father/daughter acting team to be a father/daughter super team.

You all looking forward to my movie /co/?

>>12534015
>>12534007

Illiterates.

It's "Kick-Ass" the upcoming film based on Mark Millar's comic off the same name.

>>12534051
Those are the characters names.. Its Nicholas Cage and Chloe Moretz

Well, I'll see it. I know /co/ will hate it, but that's to be expected.

>>12534051

No, those are their character names within the film. "Damon Macready" is played by Nicholas Cage.

>>12534066
This is incorrect. This is actually Mystery Men.

A bad comic made into a bad movie. IT'S WANTED ALL OVER AGAIN

>>12534122
'bout time!

I'm so stoked.
This movie is gonna be so much better than the unfinished comic.

Millar should have just sold it as a script.

>>12534066

You said the magic name! I no longer care.

>>12534145
...I loved the Wanted movie
>>12534066
Along with the most of /co/ I don't know what this crap is either but it is good to see that Hollywood has gone through so many super heroes that they've sunk to looking through the bargain bin.

You guys really didn't know about this?
I've known they've been making this movie for over a year now. The kid who played McLoven in Superbad was on Conen like a year ago saying that he was going to be in this.

>>12534217
>loved
>Wanted movie

impossible

>>12534122

That actually makes more sense than it should.

Ok for a few brief moments..I thought two of those characters was Sportacus and Stephanie from Lazytown. (Hit-Girl and Kick-ass)

Are the names of the characters supposed to sound lame?

>Kick-Ass
Our world really is turning to the one of Idiocracy, isn't it?

>>12534015
It's based on a comic called Kick-Ass about a completely average comic book geek who buys a divers suit and decides to become a super hero just for the sake of being a super hero. think of it like watchmen but over all it just made me "meh". I read untill hit girl showed up and then instantly decided
"done!"

Kick-Ass reminds my of A.I.M. from the recent Iron Man series.

>>12534281
>>12534281

DERP DE HERP HERP.

>>12534274
Probably. It's all about how hero shit doesn't really work in real life

>>12534102
>>12534118

Whoops. Never read kickass.

>>12534341
You didn't miss much. It sucks

>>12534217
>Along with the most of /co/ newfriends I don't know what this crap is

Just fixing that for you.
We've been bitching and trolling about Kick-Ass since the first issue came out. AND there was some leaked footage from ComicCon

>>12534245
it was okay but it was still better than the comic.

>Kick-Ass
LOL Such an edgy name! This is sure to bring in a lot of youngsters!

God help me, I usually hate Millar, but this shit makes me smile.

>>12534418

Have a look at the names so-called 'real superheroes' give themselves now. It's not that far-fetched.

>>12534413
I have to respectfully disagree. Wanted the comic sucked, but the premise was good. I thought that if they took that idea and had a writer that didn't peter out into "SO EDGY" bullshit and actually make the protagonist a character that you give a shit about it would be better. Instead it was some dumb guild of assassins that take their orders from a magic rug. It was beyond shit

I JUST now read the summary of this comic on Wiki of all pages. Someone call me a faggot right now, I CANNOT believe I haven't known about this since before today.

>>12534418
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin' but I think that name is kick-ass!

This would-be edgy comic may make a good movie if it goes the Wanted route and has not a fucking thing to do with the original.

>>12534418
You just wish you'd thought of it.

Personally I'm happy that they're gonna be saying 'Kick-Ass' on public television. I giggle at the thought of all the pissed off mothers of kindergardeners

>>12534506

>>12534506
>but the premise was good
the road to Millerdom is paved with good premises

Incidentally, the Wanted game was great, if not much too short.

Can it beat Defendor?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Kg8HFQ1xP4

>>12534512
Don't worry about it faggot, all of us find out about new stuff we didn't know about or we wouldn't come here.
Now if you feel like it go read the 3 or so issues that Millar shat out or watch the leaked shit here http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Kick-Ass-Comic-Con-Trailer-And-Footage-Leaked-Online-14286.html

>>12534217
>>12534217
/co/ knows all about this, we've had many a discussion about Kick-Ass.

So yeah, now someone is gonna have to post that Jossman comic and pretend Millar made it

Guys come on. It's honestly fair if people don't know what this is. Kick-Ass was being made into a movie well before the comic was actually past the 4th issue.

I mean geez. The comic doesn't even have an ending, but it gets a movie?

I'm shocked that so many people here haven't heard of this series.

The actor whose playing Kick-Ass is way to big to be him. They should make the Red Mist actor play Kick-Ass.

I'll eat dog feces for 10 dollars.

>>12534102
goddam Nicholas Cage will fuck it up

When did /co/ start hating on Kick-Ass?

>>12536717
Since the third issue.

>>12536665
Maybe he'll be FANTASTIC.
Nicholas Cage is also starring in the American Adaption of Oldboy
So I hope he does well in both movies.

Nicholas Cage is like King Midas.

But instead of gold, boiling pig shit.

>>12536717

Since a large majority of it's population came from people who don't read, nor care about comics.

>>12536810
He was in Rumble Fish and that was good.

BIG DADDY DIES.

HE IS NOT A BADASS, HE IS JUST A COMIC BOOK NERD LIKE KICK-ASS. HE TRAINED HIS DAUGHTER TO BE A KILLER.

>>12536894
>>BIG DADDY DIES.

I'm waiting until the next issue for confirmation. And before you give me that "this is realistic" excuse this is the comic where an 11 year old has enough strength to be a katana expert.

>>12534102
>>12534102
>>12534102
>>12534102
>>12534102
>>12534102

Nicholas Cage Superman wants to remind you of how retarded he looks as a superhero.

(as if Ghost Rider wasnt a good enough sign)

>>12536972
No, my excuse is that HIS GODDAMN HEAD EXPLODE FROM POINT BLANK RANGE.

Still, it's a comic. He could somehow survive.

>>12536994
>>HIS GODDAMN HEAD EXPLODE FROM POINT BLANK RANGE.

In real life, yeah, that would kill him. But this is Millar.

>>12536988
Did he bring up the fucking spider?

Kid was nice-looking jailbait in the comic.

Now he looks like an ugly retard, especially in the costume.

Pass. I thought the comic was decent though.

>>12537094
>Passing a movie because of a lack of attractiveness from the main character.

>>12537124
Imagine if they cast a movie with some fat tubbo as Powergirl. Would you watch that?

>>12537139
This looks decent, kinda raged at the people just standing there but it looks good. I need to read it

>>12537156
Powergirl is character know for her attractiveness. The main character of Kick-Ass is a nerd, attractiveness shouldn't really be a factor here.

>>12537156
Well, you know some people here would.

>>12537199
You could say that about all female superheroines.

The guy in the comic was cute without letting his nerdiness make him ugly, and he was also small and lithe. The guy in the movie looks like a retard. Just like you wouldn't watch a Peej you couldn't fap to, I'm not watching a movie that makes a character I like unschlickable.

>>12537156
eeeh...I'd still fap to it.

>>12537302

Ugh hideous

>>12537363
Doesn't change the fact that his figure looks retarded.
Not to mention that photo is so obviously airbrushed.

>>12537363
Jesus Christ look how fugly he is compared to that photoshopped shit.
Not even blonde.

>>12537424
>his figure
Bitch, Lets see your figure. He's an average (Maybe weaker) build in the comics.

Because this guy is just SO ugly.

>>12537488
Stop trying to defend it, jeez. He looks fuglier, that's just how it is. You can enjoy it and not care and shit if you want, you probably are a straight dude and don't care, but I don't need some ugly-ass movie version when the character was attractive in the comic.

>>12537572
Have fun watching Twilight.

Those are sweet posters.

>>12537572
>My opinion is right, stop trying to state your argument.

fix'd

>>12537572
>character was attractive in the comic.
<--This is hotter
Then >>12537563
You blind?

>>12537563
His grin looks so fucking retarded there, are you serious? It's like the definition of a shit eating grin.

>>12537611
Edward looks like a douche, also sparkles and domestic abuse are only hot to thirteen year olds.
I can have standards for appearances as well as plot you know (though I can't say much for Kick-Ass' plot as it goes on)

>>12537645
He looks like cute blonde jailbait with large eyes and a lithe body.

>>12537563
He looks like a douche.

Opinions on attractiveness are subjective, I'm just saying that since they made him look like a douche instead of cute jailbait, I'm out.

>>12536717

I've never stopped.

>>12537709
I'm convinced you're either a troll or a pedophile.

Probably both.

People keep saying it's shit, but those sample pages posted look good so I'm conflicted. Guess I'll dl it and see for myself like I should have done in the first place.

>>12537732
You do know what jailbait means right?

Whether you think I'm trolling you or not my opinion as I've stated it in this thread is my real opinion.

>>12537709
You sure like using the word Jail bait.
You a pedo lady?

>>12537771
Yes, I believe I do know what jailbait means. The term describes a child that one is willing to go to jail for to have sex with them. Hence the combination of the terms "bait" and "jail".

Also, what of this picture screams "douche" to you? The actor seems to portray the average high schooler type rather well.

>>12537776
Jailbait means a dude who looks young. You know, the kind who's old enough to go to prison but looks young and pretty enough to get buttfucked by his cellmate.

>>12536717

are you trying to imply that all of /co/ should love it, you silly man.

This thread can eat a bag of dicks.

>>12537823
Then we differ on the meaning of the word, my bad.

Average teenager? This is a fucking hollywood movie, he should look goddamn attractive. That's my whole problem in the first place.

>>12537886
There's only one meaning of the word, you fucking moron. I am now 100% convinced you are a troll.

>>12537848
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU'RE DUMB!!!

Jail bait means they're attractive and under the age of consent, meaning you want to sleep with them BUT YOU'LL GO TO JAIL, you dumb bitch.

>>12537924
>>12537927
I got the meaning wrong, okay, fine.
Doesn't change how I feel if you take into account MY definition.

>>12537852
I was just asking, because /co/ seemed to like it when the early issues came out and that's why I started reading it.

sup /co/mrades

don't mind me, only passin through - don't wanna interrupt your conversation about paedophilia

jus want to say this movie looks pretty interesting, thx4 the heads up OP

bless

>>12537977

I don't like you.

>>12537968
You have High standards for someone on 4chan.

>>12538025
Again, unless you had some sick fetish or some shit, would YOU wanna watch a Peej movie about some fatty with abnormally small tits and brown hair? You'd want her actress to be held to a standard of attractiveness because you like the character and have a set way that you see her in your head right?

TROLL, TROLL IN THE THREAD

>>12538074
Is the kid playing him a body building Black guy? Or an average build having teen with dirty blonde hair.

It's like if they cast a Blonde with LONG hair to play PG and I said SHE'S A MONSTER!!!

>>12538020
>GL Pretenious Hipster

Let's join forces.

>>12538184
Imagine if they cast an UGLY Peej with SMALL BOOBS and BROWN HAIR

The reason you thought the character was hot is gone and she just doesn't look like the character you fapped/schlicked to in the comics. You'd be annoyed too, don't act like you wouldn't if it happened to a character you liked.

>>12538280
You are seriously nit picking, If the only problem is he doesn't look child-like enough for your sick fetish, it's pretty equal to if I thought PG's hair was cute short and they casted it long, Then convinced myself that EVERY aspect of the actress is hideous.

I just think that if they're going to try to portray the character properly (cough) then they ought to at least dye his hair blonde. Simple answer. But no, as usual cinema fucks shit up, eg. Deadpool in X-Men Origins.

I don't think we want another repeat of that travesty.

>>12538395
If his body were more lithe instead of lumpy and if his face didn't look like the face of a douche then I would be fine.

Guess they just can't translate a body like his into a suit like that without it looking retarded.

Still don't mean I have to stare at his ugly mug for an hour.

>>12538096
i was all ready to move on then i saw this - it probably wasn't even directed anywhere near me, but that's ego for ya

>>12537012
Well if it was to the side of the head, I could say he might survive but with brain damaged or vegitable. But the page looks like its the center of his head... yeah VERY unlikely he survived that.