God that's depressing

Indeed, that's how it goes.

so... this is supposed to make fun of that sonichu guy right? or is this just bashing doug because well, doug sucks

>>12514696
Both, I think.

alternate universe tiem

roger is totally tsundere for doug

>>12514735
also his hair is bacon

>>12514582
You dickstain, Skeeter Valentine thought of Silver Skeeter!

>>12514764
mmm yeah... the uh... silver skeeter... is uh... mmm. mine now

>>12514723
BAH TINGLE CHRIS

This hurts my soul...

Hey doug, what happened to The Beats?

When is he going to change his name because God-bear says so?

>>12514858
He's a Jew, no godly bear.

Women hate his hair. That is a fact; not a opinion.

Fuck you Chris.

You insensitive cock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ9TfGsf8mU

^^^ the best scene in all of Doug ^^^

>>12514582

it... makes some sense.

Hold on now.

Quaildog...

OMG PORKCHOP'S DEAD.

;____________________;

>>12514791
You moron, Quaildog isnt yours it was drawn by patti cuz she felt sorry for you so you stole it freakin dork

Only possible end for that nerd. Skeeter will turn out fine though.

>>12515315

AUGH. STOP MAKING SENSE.

IT PROBABLY DOESNT MATTER CUZ PATTI WOULD REJECT DOUGS BENT DICK.

>DOUGLAS YANCY FUNNY

pretty sure it's Funnie

>>12515371
Bent DUCK, please.

Doug is made uncomfortable by words like that.

>>12515385
I thought that was part of the joke. Chris misspells his own name at times.

SO.

How would rule 34 of Doug Chandler/ Chris Funnie work?

>>12515450
I'm pretty sure even thinking of it is considered a crime against humanity.

>>12515371

90 degrees... How can you even do that?! DUCKS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!

>Dear journal

It's captain's log, for future reference.

>>12515450
Get out.
GET OUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

>>12515470

ooooooooooooooooh.

Now I'm tempted to do it...

>>12515492
DOUG WRITES A JOURNAL

DATS DE JOKE

>>12515492

Have to combine it with Doug though, not make it totally identical to Chris.

I feel like animating this and linking it to Chris's.

Shit would be so cash.

PATAAAAAAAAAAY!!

Vince Schlomi is the mayor of Quailville!

Every day is repost day

>>12515476
Not knowing how to mass debate or having a specific condition.

The parallels are unsettling, and this thread is BRILLIANT.

FURDERMORE

Doug has a bent penis.

Now think of it in that art style!

>>12515632
By God man...

It's perfect.

Until Doug declares Quailville has no elections like the petty tyrant he is.

Was the OP post ever archived?

It remains pretty brilliant.

Porkchop dead on front yard this morning, baseball bat on broken ribs. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.
The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown.:
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save Us!".
...and I'll look down, and whisper, "No".

>>12515674
Pretty sure it was part of an archived thread of 'good end' and 'bad end' stuff written out.

Uncanny... Unfuckingcanny.

>>12515687
Mr. Dink stood up for his income, Roger. Never let anyone retire him. Always cashed in, and bought very expensive items. Never wanted anything more than hard-earned money. Never became a politician, even if his whore of a wife did. If that makes him a greedy bastard, you might as well call me a bastard, too.

>>12514582
>>12515687

So let's see... He either becomes CWC, or Rorschach...
Which one is the good end?

>>12515687

>>12515786

WORDS WORDS WORDS

WTF.

>>12515786

I love how Chris has to devote a page to defending her refusal to give up her cock.

>>12515769
Well, as Rorshach, nerds who would actually loathe the guy in real life would obsess over him, but he's doomed to die shittily. As CWC, he'd be CWC. Both seem shitty, but Rorshach at least gets to be a bad ass before he dies, where as Chris is doomed to linger on forever, never get laid, and eventually be commited when his parents pop off.

>>12515786

>>12515769
The Rorschach ending is probably the best of the two. least that way he can beat someone's ass.

>>12515861
>>12515882
Chris has gotten tough with people before!

You know, little defenseless children who are helpless in the face of tard rage.

>>12515882

LOL.

CWC would have to lose a TON of weight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhMfhJL7tiI&feature=player_embedded

He's got a loooooooooooong way to go.

mmm...yeah. Beebe don..don't you..mm...you go be- b- be with that IMPOSTOR in th- int the bro- in the blue shirt...yeah. He is not, i REPEAT, NOT the re- the rea- the actual TRUE AND HONEST creator of Quailman and Quaildog. So there

>>12515908

Bad ass who gets blown apart by a guy who is effectively a deity, or a child-menacing lunatic. The choice is hard.

>>12515808

QUAAAAAAAAAAAILDOOOOOOOOG

doug thread?

>>12516062
Why? Why he do this? D:

>>12516062
WAT

>>12516113
Because he's insensitive dick with loose moral standards.

>>12514582
I fear this is how Doug would turn out ultimately.

>>12516222

How you figure? I don't keep up with him.

>>12516062
wow, i might be slowpoking on this, but i just noticed, every time CWC draws anything that his not himself, Sonichu, or Rosechu, they always end up proclaiming how amazing and pure CWC and everything related to him is.

>>12516257

>>12516062
Tippy get in here! I'm about to order something thats very expensive!

HOOHA!

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

AAAH EEE OOOOH

KILLER TOFU

>>12516301

>>12516397

>>12516397
>unless otherwise noted

>>12516443

holy shit

>>12516397
>>12516443
>>12516475

>This thread

>>12516475
OH SONICHU! YOUR HOMOPHOBIC RANTS MAKE ME SO WET!

>>12516062

Chris'll make a great serial killer one day.

someone should let him know the mistake is like Huck Finn, its not meant to be gay, but it just does a really good job as coming off as gay

>>12516285
http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Chris_and_remorse

http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Chris_and_death

Read up

>>12516645
I'd also recommend 'Chris and religion'; it helps drive home his demented as shit sort of god complex.

>>12516615

serial killing requires a level of intelligence and patience our boy lacks.

Why does Rose-chu, a pink-furred mammal, have a yellow-furred tail?

>>12516475
>I would rather suffer a painful gender-change operation than ever be a homo.

Yeah, I want to be a girl too, Chris-chan.

>>12516615

That would imply accomplishing something.

>>12516475
Reason to root for the bad guys #15

>>12515937
Well not to mention, would there even be a Dr. Manhattan in Doug's universe? I mean, would Skeeter just blow DougSchach up somehow? Or would he be free to do what ever he wanted to? Like break Roger's fingers, or turn Mr. Bone's corpse over to the police, or set Mr. Dink's house on fire.

>>12516698
She's part Raichu and part Amy Rose.

lrn2readcomix

>>12516754
>implying the guy was asking a serious question instead of mocking Chris-chan for his stupid character design.

>>12516710
>>12516694

lol clumsy serial killer.

>>12516698

Raichu.

>>12516586

>>12516443
Ricardo?

>>12516694
Definitely. Successful serial killers tend to be highly motivated, very intelligent, and capable of remaining calm. Chris is solely motivated by food and his fuckquest, he's dumb as fucking compost, and he's filled with tard rage.

So is this a general Doug/CWC/Rorschach thread?

>>12516838
He's only filled with rage until some one bigger than him gets pissed, then he apparently turtles like hell. He's so out of shape and cowardly though the whole point is moot; he'd either puss out or be overpowered by his would-be victim if they were anything stronger than a six year old girl.

>>12516838

So we can't look forward to violent shenanigans from our autistic hero?

Shame.

>>12516942

six year old girl?

OH NO. That's where he would aim.

FUCK YOU FUTURE CHRIS.

>>12516944
Well, there are his public spaz outs to look forward to, but those'll almost inevitably end with security, police, or just anyone who a basic modicum of decent health pummeling the idiot into submission. Subsequently, he will be banned from whatever place this occured in.

>>12516062
So I guess he doesn't know that Billy Mays died of a coke overdose, huh?

>>12516991
Don't worry, any parent seeing our lardy lord of autism and pants-shitting lunacy approach would probably curbstomp him as a precaution.

I know I sure as fuck would. If you saw that man near a playground you know damn well you'd stomp his head till it broke like a rotting pumpkin.

>>12517117
NO JURY WILL CONVICT ME!

>>12516898

What is this a parody of?

>>12517035

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

Dear journal....November fourth, 2009.

Recently Ah hab been working very hard..uh...verry hard at da newest Quailman original hand drawn comic pages but..uh...but dere has been some terrible stresses in mah life dat cause me to crash into a slumber.

Firsd of all, I would like to thank..uh...thank my very special galpal fer encouraging me from highschool, Connie, she..uh...she recendly...uh...sent me an e-mail..uh...over da innernet and..uh...yeah. HMMMMM. It was nice to just....just catch up, you know? Because, uh...because a lot...a lot of my friends from....from highschool I don' talk to much anymore.

Now fer da update -- DERE IS NO OFFICIAL QUAILMAN MERCHANDISE AT DIS TIME!! IF YOU BUY IT IT IS A FAKE! I WAS NOT AT BLUFFINGCON!!!

Dat udder DOUGLAS YANCEY FUNNIE IS AN UMPOSTER! LOOKIT HIM! HE DOESN"T...HE DOESN"T EVEN SOUND LIKE ME. Listen to dat dang nasally voice! It's even worse fer my ears dan liver an onions! He sounds...he sounds so....so SOPHMORIC. Dats da word, just...so sophmoroc! Like Fry from Futurama does or dat bee from da....from da Honey Nuts CHeereohs commercial. AND I NEVER WORE A BROWN SWEATER VEST! THE REAL DOUGLAS YANCEY FUNNIE HAS A GREEN SWEATER VEST! WHITE SHIRT.

Brown pants.

Does this SWEATER VEST look BROWN to you?

And da medallion is OBVIOUSLY PAPER! Only I have da true and original QUAILMAN MEDALLION with da secret markings so you know it's real.

Anyway...I'm...uh...I'm working on da comic right now...but if you DO NOT STOP TROLLING ME the COMICS WILL CEASE!

THE COMICS WILL CEASE!!

Peace, and hab a nice day.

>>12517214

HOLY. FUCK.

>>12517214

>>12517214
Make it stop!

>>12517214
oh my.

>>12517214
I can hear a kind of older, speech impedimenty Doug. It hurts.

...Does Chris really sound like a cross between an old prospector and a black person? 'Cause that's how I'm reading the text

>>12517214
I find this far more amusing than CWC actually is. Moar.

And then torment Chris with it.

>>12517512
It's more of a nasally, occasionally-high-pitched nerd meets a southern accent.

>Dats da word, just...so sophmoroc! Like Fry from Futurama does or dat bee from da....from da Honey Nuts CHeereohs commercial.

In-fucking-credible

This is the first Chris-chan parody that I've liked.

This thread...

>>12517512
Goodness no. He has a kind of generic southern accent, sort of. He has some kind of speech impediment, he's extremely nasal, and has a high pitched squeal of a voice.

>>12517512
Determine for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03SIGcEcAJE