Same thing I do every night, Anon.

Which is basically jack shit.

Nothing much

I'm just going as Tony Hawk again. That's the easiest costume ever, I swear.

Hosting a party - not a big one, just a few of us and whatever board game we deem scary.

I'm going to Salem, Mass. with a bunch of friends hopefully. We kind of suck at planning, though.

Put a sign that says trespassers will be shot on sight on my lawn and hang out a home.

I don't celebrate Halloween, because in my country it is considered an evil capitalist holiday.

>>12220224
"I have a skateboard and this is a Birdhouse shirt! No, trust me, it is. It says on the tag."

>>12220231
Play Nightmare!

Blaghole.

First i'm going to dress up like a Skrull and pass out Transformers candy and Marvel stickers. Then i'm going to change into all of my brightest clothes and go see Evil Dead: The Musical. FUCK YEAR SPLATTER ZONE.

Halloween party, then a night of banging the dude.

Might just sit on the lawn with a mask on and dressed in some baggy clothes stuffed with leaves and scare the living shit out of kids.
Always good for a laugh.

Also gonna fap to Lydia now.

Spending the day at Victoria comic con as Velma. And then nothing but vegging out.

Gotta get as much as I can into the first day, since I can't go on the second.

>>12220266
Make sure you have the right guy or you'll have to pay the hospital for his rectal trauma.

>What are you guys gonna be doing this Halloween?

Dress up sexy for no reason since I just broke up with my bf

Dressing up as Mad Max, getting drunk and fooling around with girls I have no emotional attachment to.

I am attending multiple Halloween parties.

We're watching Alien in my English class right now. It's my first time watching it.

I'll probably grab Aliens and watch it on Halloween.

>>12220266

>>12220299
>/co/mrade
>going outside

lolutrollme

>>12220290
Hang out with me, we'll lie on the grass in my backyard watching the bats come out and eating candy I won't give to a bunch of ungrateful kids.

>>12220301

Meh.

Two kids, no costume.. no candy for them either..
I watched Horror movies. I'll be enjoying that again this year.. anyone knocks and I'll do what I can to scare the fuck out of them.

>>12220317
We decided on calling eachother "the dude" as both our love of the film and that it's a less faggy alternative than "boyfriend"

>>12220301
>We're watching Alien in my English class right now. It's my first time watching it.

>my first time watching it.

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Brotip: If kids come up with no costume, berate the fuck out of them.

>>12220323
Sounds like fun as long as you have Tootsie Rolls

>>12220301
Aliens was the best in the series IMO

Dressing up as something (haven't decided what) and going to a party to get wasted and fuck the hottest girl in a /co/ related costume (for you guys).

>>12220381
or, prank them

Maybe going out, if I get invited and find a costume. My mom threw out my Dr. Girlfriend costume. That whore! That dress was vintage! VINTAGE!!!!

>>12220372
Yeah, less faggy... the homosexual intercourse aside...

>>12220231
Atmosfear!

>>12220419
Where do you live? Don't have to be specific.

teen and early adult Lydia is probably the biggest slut ever

>>12220435

I'm a Californian, but I'm overseas in Ireland for the year.

>>12220419
Oh dear, then you'll just have to be Madam Au Pair...

i'm gonna wear a dress very similar to the one in OP and every time a cute little boy asks for candy, will slowly, sultrily bend down, making sure he gets a full view of my cleavage

Getting drunk with a girl.

>>12220419
>Crossdressses
>Calls own mother a whore.

You're a bit rorschach-y, aren't you?

I fucking hate it when kids do that. No, you don't get free candy without the costumes, you lazy fuckers.

I'm going to be The Spirit from his black and white days, but the mask isn't working out that great.

Hosting a party dressed as either the Riddler or Scarecrow
Still trying to choose.

>>12220451
Nevermind.

I gave candy to teenagers without costumes, I figure if they're walking around like that they deserve the tooth rot at least.

I still haven't come up with a costume yet, but the plan is something skimpy enough I can't be expected to carry my wallet or ID in. Any /co/-related simple ideas besides Velma or rule 63 Kevin Smith?

>>12220483
Do scarecrow, and drug all the snacks/drinks with hallucinogens. It'll be great

I AM THE BAT
>>12220381
Well whatever you do don't give them candy. Fuck those guys

>>12220459
Hold out the bowl of candy and say: "Just reach in and grab whatever looks good to you."

>>12220476
I buy a bag of apples and give apples to the kids without costumes.
then as a passing comment before they leave I say something like "My bro will get a kick out of you kids, not wearing costumes. He's a police officer, so he's not lazy about dressing up." just to make sure they know not to egg my place

Friend and I are going as these versions of Winnie and Phantasma.

>>12220384
Okay, but if I fall asleep, don't trick me by drawing on my face or any of that crap.

Unless it's like a badass fake scar or something pirate-y.

Im staying in character all day. And by that I mean drinking.
>>12220265
>Evil Dead: The Musical
I would kill to see something of that nature, Im fucking googling that shit now.

>>12220540
I don't fool around like that

>>12220488

Why, where are you? Neither of those places?

>>12220469

It's not crossdressing! When I put on a skirt I'm a girl!

>>12220534
THIS IS MUST KNOW INFORMATION:

CUTE. ARE YOU?

>>12220506
I want to set up a fog machine that goes off every time my doorbell rings or my door opens.
And just get all up in their faces and scream "WELCOME!" in a really gravelly voice.

>>12220527
oh that's a good one

i also have to make sure i turn around very slowly and let them peek at me. goddamn i love little boys.

I go to a halloween parade downtown, its a huge one.
and since my costume comes with a whip (see picture) all the kinky girls hit on me asking to be whipped good.
feels good man.

wouldn't fuck even a 1/4th of those girls though, afraid my dick would rot off.

>>12220570
I think I need some badass scars for my costume, though.

It's just me in an eyepatch shouting a lot. Perfect Nick Fury in holographic disguise. "Goddamn it! God damn it, Castle! Goddamn it! God damn it, Logan! Goddamn it! God damn it, Duggan!"

>>12220459
I am gonna go to your house 50 times. I'll be the one dressed as Marvel Hercules with the erection.

>>12220591
...Go on...

>>12220578
Cool story, walter.

>>12220581

Um, decently? My friend is drop-dead adorable, though.

Zidane costume, I'm going to a psychadelic drug-fest of a rave with a bunch of people I don't really know or like.

>>12220586
WELCOME! WHAT'RE YA BUYIN'?

>>12220591
wear a short skirt and thong.
I remember a woman like you lived in my neighborhood for a few years when I was a kid.
them's some fooooond memories.

also its likely the source of my /ss/ fetish.

Dunno man.
Chestnut'll probably watch Aliens and eat candy on his livingroom sofa, Chestnut'll hafta keep a lookout for that little purple fat kid in case he comes trick or treatin on Chestnut's front of the house porch.

>>12220612

Walter?

I staple a long black sock to a bag of candy I fill from a bowl. When kids in costumes knock at the door they get their pick from the bowl. When kids without costumes knock at the door they reach into the ba and get a hand full of mousetrap.

>>12220205
>most of them weren't even wearing costumes.

Same. I've noticed far few kids go out trick-or-treating than when I was that age. Many of those that do don't bother to wear costumes.
I think a lot of them think they are too grown-up to do things like that.

>>12220591
I like this story. The closest thing to a sexy halloween I had was that time my friend dressed as Princess Jasmine and her top slipped down. Of course, she was too young to have breasts at the time...

>>12220621
WHAT AH' SELLIN'?

>>12220650
Oh, god, YES.

I read about this online so I'll do it this year
I'm going to post a huge sign on my door that says "I HATE KIDS"
but if ANY kid knocks/rings/whatever and has the balls to stay around, I'll give the champ with balls of steel a 3 pound bar of chocolate.

>>12220606
I'll see what I can do then?
lol

Anyone lives in a neighborhood that does buttfuck nothing during Halloween? Yeah that's my place, every year, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-...so boring (sigh)

>>12220591
If it weren't for women like you none of us guys would ever reach puberty. Thank you. Thank you so much.

>>12220731

...what the hell? what backwords godawful shithole do you live in bro?
have some DAT ASS with my sympathies.

>>12220650
i think i'm just gonna either wear a very translucent nightgown and lingerie or just no bra and a dark gown. i'm pretty sure it's short enough

>>12220775

>>12220775
Lady, I am coming to your house.

>>12220775
post pics of said costume!

>>12220775
I don't mean to be gross or creepy or anything, but will you post a picture if you do? You can censor your eyes and everything so we don't know it's you, but I'm seriously going to be thinking about your whole naughty plan for a long time.

>>12220775
Okay, shota me retroactively came.