>>2692825
I'll see your Edward Slutric and raise you an Alphonse. Look at him. Empty inside and wanting nothing more than to please other people.

Sure he acts like such a nice guy all the time, but really it's just so he can find some new person to "make happy". And look at the way he always leads on May Chang...

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>>2692833
I know right. I also heard he likes to go commando under that skimpy loincloth of his. He even got caught a few times (see pic), but like his slutty brother nobody has ever punished him for being such an exhibitionist. (excuse the 3DPD)

Got married and had a kid while being ordained as a priest, has hot ass-thumping sex with the King of Heroes and he's still not satisfied and wants to bone Kiritsugu? SLUT.

FMA is based around quite the set of whores, isn’t it?

But allow me to introduce the biggest whore of the story; Envy. Look at him. Edward can at most fit 3 or 4 army personnel inside of him, and a few extra for Alphonse, but Envy has about a thousand more than both of them inside him all the time. Not even Lust surpasses Envy’s whorish ways, for at least Lust is classily selective and discriminate in who she hits on. Envy will accept anyone and everyone inside of him, regardless of who they are.

ITT... fucking weird...

>>2692848
can't you see the awesomeness of this thread?
Please someone cap this. I'm at work and can't. Hope this thread is still here when I get home.

>>2692851
this is one of the slower boards on 4chan and let's keep it that way. it will be here for months or till it maxes out or 404s due to neglect.

>>2692853
I actually thought someone might report this. Then again, before any mod ever bothers to look at /cm/ it takes a while anyway.

>>2692864
i dont see why this should be reported. its not that different from "post your husbando" threads that appear every now and again.

although i guess people should try to post nice artwork of the characters with their comments.

this thread is still amazing though.

WAGA ARU G

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>>2692845
Say hello to the King of Whores. Afew military men? A little chinese girl and some friends? All of Xerxes?

This manwhore here shamelessly enjoys to take all that and more, with over half a million inside him at any moment. It's no wonder that he ditched his wife with her kids, since there was no way only one woman could satisfy his constant cravings for thousands of people inside of him. The worst thing he did was pretend to be innocent and capable of "love" towards his wife and children. Sex is all this monsterwhore cares about, day in and day out.

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