How do you guys like the recipes so far?

OP is my hero.

>>2638114
Thanks!
>>2638108
DO IT

>>2638120
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kosher salt

fuck you jews

>>2638062
If you knew that, how come you thought that "good" synthetic truffle oil would be $10/tbsp?

lolwut

If any of you fags ever HAD truffles you would understand that using "truffle oil" is nothing like truffles at all and could never be a substitute.

It's cute when poor people try to live it up.

>>2638066
Fuck Jews, but learn your facts:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_salt#Name

>>2638066
Dumbass, most salts are kosher. Kosher salt is used to absorb liquids from meats to make them kosher.

soy. it tastes like shit and makes your balls fall off, yet somehow everyone thinks it's some kind of miracle food.

>>2637050
It's called "imam bayildi". Translation is, "The imam fainted." Google is your friend.

fuck yeah.

usually garlic but recently basil and now I am throwing oregano on all sorts of stupid shit

garlic, garlic everywhere

A bit of parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme on everything.

Maybe fresh ginger.

>Partly due to people that I know would throw a bitchfit (I get enough of those about other topics, thanks)

I would really like OP to elaborate on this. Genuinely curious.

Starter booze? Well I started out with beer when I was 14 or something, seemed a sensible place to start. Nothing too strong that you can overindulge in by accident (as can happen with some spirits and mixers).

>>2638042
Boss, family, extended family... take your pick. If life were a television show, I'd be the guy you see how crappy his life is just before he either winds up getting killed for the show's plot to start, or the whipping boy people keep around to make them feel better. Nothing special, really. Just a background character in life.

>>2638037
I saw that thread. I looked through it. It seems interesting. I figured I wouldn't clutter that with my paltry questions, though. I might try my hand at it after I try something from the store. Maybe it'd add something interesting to this background character.

OP, what is it like to go through life afraid, blaming everyone around you, and lacking the ambition to do anything?

Seriously, I'm curious. I feel like it would suck but you'd continue to do it because you are so lazy that anything else would seem like too much work.

>>2638061

>Boss, family, extended family... take your pick. If life were a television show, I'd be the guy you see how crappy his life is just before he either winds up getting killed for the show's plot to start, or the whipping boy people keep around to make them feel better. Nothing special, really. Just a background character in life.

What? I find it incredibly hard to believe that someone in their 30s is stuck in the mindset of a child. I mean, seriously, you're not trying alcohol - something which probably around 70% of the planet enjoys - because you're scared of some people having a bit of a moan?

Are you still breastfed or something? Fuck.

mfw OPs wrong

>mfw vegemite was invented because cheap cunts didnt want to throw away brewing by product
Stay classy, ausfags.

>>2638117
You'll probably be defending MSG in another thread today.

vegemite is fucking delicious

>>2638122
What's wrong with MSG?

0/10

I am very upset.

has it been in the fridge. then it should be cool.
geddit?

goddit

I just finished off a carton of OJ that was a month past its sell-by date when I found it in the back of the fridge, and a month and a half when I finished it.

If it's never been opened, you'll be fine. If it's been opened, you'll be able to taste whether it's bad or not.

>>2637973
>>2637973
>>taste whether it's bad or not
not necesseraly. It get even trickier with grapefruit juice. The only way I was able to to tell it spoiled is by chunks of mold that came out of the carton when i poured the last of the juice out. Anyway, combine with alcohol and you'll be fine.

>>2638031
not OP but i have eaten without looking before

it's called being hungover

>>2638031
>>2638045

I think this is pretty much everything that needs to be said in this thread.

So something that's shit suddenly became tasty because you realized what it was?

I just eat food that tastes good.

>>2638085
I like iced tea, and I like apple juice. HOWEVER, there is nothing worse than a huge gulp of apple juice when you are expecting iced tea. It isn't that it tastes bad, it's just a huge mind fuck.

>>2638110
I never have this problem

I also never have expectations

Yeah no, that looks like shit. The local drive-thru mom'n'pop is fucking amazing.

Also get a better camera you goddamn peasant.

>mfw every Whataburger in my city shut down

I can grub me some whataburger as long as I order the burger with no mustard. I like mustard but they really overdo the mustard on burgers.

>>2637980
Different guy here, but what is with that "derrr I'm sure McDonalds is as healthy as what people make at home" rationalization?

I had walnut-crusted salmon, lentils, and baked acorn squash last night. Today we're going to have palek paneer, this awesome lentil dish, and curry cauliflower. Tomorrow is blue cheese and sundried tomato stuff chicken breast with an apple, walnut, brandy reduciton, steamed Brussels sprouts, and spinach salad.

I write my meals out for the week so that I don't have to rely on shit convenience foods if I'm busy or out of ideas. Not everyone eats shit food

>>2637980

i guess you don't know what real food is

The one on the left is a turner, the one on the right is a spatula.

>>2638096
Yes I know where sage goes. I'm also drunk at 8am and I forgot to remove 'sage' from the name field after using it properly.

Right one is a spatula.

Left one, depending on context is a server or a flipper thingy.

They're both flippers :D

One on the left is a scraper. Use it for mixing cakes and stuff because it fits the bowl along its curved edge see.