Hooters doesn't really have good wings or food in general... I would try Falnnigan's.

I don't share your problem, though. I like chicken. I find it a little boring at times but that's all.

>Hooters

That's your problem.

Gee, take something no-one wants to buy (wings), and market the shit out of them..
Never wasted my money on them. If a fast-food chicken place gave you a lunch-box filled with wings, you'd throw it back in their face.

Wings are nasty. I don't want to pick through bone fragments and gristle and skin just to eat some tiny morsels of spicy chicken.

What's wrong with you people? Buffalo wings are delicious! I've never been to Hooters so I can't comment on their wings, but if you want some good wings find a local chain, a pizza place, or even a Denny's. They have surprisingly good wings for a low budget restaurant. Don't get the mild crap anyways. The hot isn't even hot, but it has the best, tangy flavor.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU FUCKING NEWFAG IDIOTS! THIS COPYPASTA GETS POSTED EVERY FUCKING WEEK! JUST CHANGE THE FOOD/DRINK AND TROLL LOADS OF CUNTS. I AM SO ANGRY. FISTS OF RAGE.

I've found that I always go for the drummie part of a wing first, but in all honesty, I feel that I get more meat and "satisfaction" from the....wtf do you call them? The....oval portion of a wing.

...


WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY CALLED?! *trippin' balls*

>>882123
not pasta. buffalo wings: he can't eat buffalo wings.

>>882145
lol

I love buffalo wings.

But yeah, if you have a strong aversion to poultry, then it seems like a no-brainer that you wouldn't like them.

>>882123

Then maybe you're the one who was trolled when all is said and done?

>>882127
wat

>>882123
easy there big fella, we're here to help

Last I remember, "mild wings" at hooters didn't have no sauce.

those wings is from b dubs

>>882350
oh shiiiiii they iz
blazin iz fuck hawt

>>882354
it's a little heat at best, lacking in tasty flavor though

my older brother is a chemist and he's working on a way to make fake boneless chicken wings with pork rib meat for this very same poultry problem, OP. technology will prevail!

>>882425
isn't that called a mcrib with tabasco sauce?

>>882425

Never heard of Buffalo ribs?

>>882425 my older brother is a chemist and he's working on a way to make fake boneless chicken wings with pork rib meat for this very same poultry problem

Well maybe on his schematics and in his test tubes he can hybrid something that can be sold at Food 4 Less, but for those of us who aren't culinary pussies, more wings for us.

Just wish they were cheaper.

>>882435
that actually sounds pretty good. I make ribs on the grill all the time, usually a dry rub, but maybe i should slather them with franks mixed with bleu cheese dressing and see where that goes!

>>882449
you sounded smart.

my wife took forever to learn to like chicken on the bone. It was always chicken breast filets or boneless/skinless. Now she makes a beautiful crisp skin chiken breast (on teh bone) with only salt, pepper, and a little vermouth pan sauce to finish. BEAUTIFUL.

Chicken isn't so bad, you just want it to be fresh, which i don't think you always get from wing restaurant chains...

>>881963
Buffalo wings? I must admit I am ignorant to such dish.

>>882425
Transglutaminase aka: meat glue. i'm no chemist but i've known about this stuff for a while.

>>882528

It's probably not well known outside of the US. It's a bar food; people frequently eat them while drinking beer. Also, many pizza places offer them as a side.

They're named after the city where they originated.

What do they consist of?

>>882544
Chicken wings fried with nothing on them, then tossed around in some (hopefully also flavorful) hot sauce. Lots of different kinds of sauces though, so it's hard to say what's the 'true' buffalo wing sauce; any help here /ck/ on what could be called the basics?

>>882551
Chicken wings have almost no meat... I don't think I'd like them.

>>882551

Generally it's a spicier version of standard BBQ sauce, no?

>>882551
the sauce is a cajun style vinegar and red pepper mix - Frank's Red Hot was the original ingredient. this is heated with butter (usually a LOT) and the wings are then tossed in this sauce.

dipped in bleu cheese dressing, they are the bomb.

people on /ck/ mix sriracha ( a whole one) with butter for teh sauce.

>>882562
Meh... the small size means you get more of your total meat content touching hot sauce, but it would probably be better to find a buffalo sauce recipe and use it on some legs or chicken breasts or something.

They are, however, strangely satisfying to strip clean of any and all edible bits.

>>882562

This is true. Each wing yields only a couple of bites.

>>882572
>dipped in bleu cheese dressing, they are the bomb.
Or ranch.

>>882572
Did you accidentally a whole Srirarcha?

My dad put some of that on breaded fried wings we got at a Chinese place and it was actually really good. That stuff kicks ass.

>>882577
ranch is for the celery and carrot sticks wings are served with. bleu cheese is for the wingz bro. Unless ur at a cheap place or in Indiana or somthing.

>>882613
ya exactly there's a huge difference


ha not ur stupid

>>882629
wutt in the butt

>>882649
no. in the head

>>881963
how about some chiken nuggets? do you like them? Good with bbq sauce.

I usually order wings from the Chinese place down the street from me. Their wings are good.

>>882613

What if I'm at a cheap place in Indiana?

The underwear inspector from The Adventures of Pete and Pete has no trouble with buffalo wings.

tl;dr

>>881963

Hooters wings are pretty nasty, so don't feel bad.

>>882945

Wasn't he the one who lost a bet by eating BBQ too cleanly?

BUFFALO DO NOT HAVE WINGS!

>>881963
OP is a closeted homosexual. Case closed.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU FUCKING NEWFAG IDIOTS! THIS COPYPASTA GETS POSTED EVERY FUCKING WEEK! JUST CHANGE THE FOOD/DRINK AND TROLL LOADS OF CUNTS. I AM SO ANGRY. FISTS OF RAGE.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU FUCKING NEWFAG IDIOTS! THIS COPYPASTA GETS POSTED EVERY FUCKING WEEK! JUST CHANGE THE FOOD/DRINK AND TROLL LOADS OF CUNTS. I AM SO ANGRY. FISTS OF RAGE.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU FUCKING NEWFAG IDIOTS! THIS COPYPASTA GETS POSTED EVERY FUCKING WEEK! JUST CHANGE THE FOOD/DRINK AND TROLL LOADS OF CUNTS. I AM SO ANGRY. FISTS OF RAGE.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU FUCKING NEWFAG IDIOTS! THIS COPYPASTA GETS POSTED EVERY FUCKING WEEK! JUST CHANGE THE FOOD/DRINK AND TROLL LOADS OF CUNTS. I AM SO ANGRY. FISTS OF RAGE.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU FUCKING NEWFAG IDIOTS! THIS COPYPASTA GETS POSTED EVERY FUCKING WEEK! JUST CHANGE THE FOOD/DRINK AND TROLL LOADS OF CUNTS. I AM SO ANGRY. FISTS OF RAGE.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU FUCKING NEWFAG IDIOTS! THIS COPYPASTA GETS POSTED EVERY FUCKING WEEK! JUST CHANGE THE FOOD/DRINK AND TROLL LOADS OF CUNTS. I AM SO ANGRY. FISTS OF RAGE.

>I admit I have a strong aversion to poultry in general

I think we might be zeroing in on the problem...

>>883763

Yes, we're aware that it's copy/pasta. That doesn't mean that we can't have a discussion about chicken wings.

wings are some of teh best evar. really just love frying them up at home and putting together crazy sauces for them on a whim...

good sauces - soy sauce, sweet chili and sesame oil and garlic

green chile garlic lime juce onion powder

chocalate and cheese (don't knock it until you tried it - I rub the chicken wings in ground coffee and fry it, then I make a spicy whipped cream cheese and sour cream dip with a little ancho chili powder and bitter cocoa - garnished with scallions. WUT)

I had 12 hot wings for breakfest. Not even joking. Feels good man

Nah, I'm in the same boat OP. I used to love those things, eat 'em every Thursday. Then I stopped for about a year, and now I can't eat them without vomiting (fifth time I gave up).

Shit sucks, I really like chicken wings. ):

>>885090

wat

>>885091

Dunno what it is, I just can't keep 'em down.