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Anonymous 02/20/09(Fri)19:03 No.836030  

Hey Faggots,

My name is Huell Howser, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of bacon weaves and top ramen. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever baked brie wrapped in a tasty phyllo dough topped with mango chutney and pine nuts? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Mr. Food.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain in the Navy and host a television show. What do you guys do, other than "jack off to naked drawn Giada De Laurentiis"? I also get senior discounts, and have a banging hot cameraman named Louie (He just filmed me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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