You are already fat.

boycott

they took it off here, but the dbl cheeseburger is only 1.19 here. and they replaced it with a mcdouble on the dollar menu

I guess it's better than the alternative they were talking about, which was to leave it on the dollar menu, but remove one of the cheese slices and call it a "Double Hamburger With Cheese."

NOOOOOOO!!

... However, the McDouble is nearly as fuckwin, if it's the same goopy, covered-with-lettuce, served inside of a ring of paper McDouble they had 10 years ago.

>>786191
its just a double cheese burger with one piece of cheese instead of two

>>786193

I really should not be so RAGED by that.

derp welcome to 2 months ago. also the mcdouble is the same thing minus a slice of cheese. big fuckin deal

My friend works there and alerted me of this, because that's all I ever got at McDonald's. This is bullshit. So I had their McDouble... either they fucked it up, or they actually took the pickles out. I raged.

Our mcdonalds doesn't show the calories on the menu :(

>>786222
Sue them and they will magically appear.

I like how there is a 300 calorie range on the hamburger, what the hell adds 300 cal to a burger?

>>786268
That would be the extra spit, semen, and hair on your burger.

>>786268
ketchup

>>786281

Don't forget about the dirt when they "accidentally" drop your patty on the floor.

>>786268

you dingus, it's talking about the meal, not the burger itself

>>786291
That happened to my burger. It happened right in front of me and they pretended to not notice I saw it and wrapped it and gave it to me. i unwrapped it and hurled it fast ball-style right at the guy that dropped it. It smacked him square in the side of the face pretty loudly. Everything in the place stopped and everyone stared at him. I point and yelled, "Don't you ever drop my burger on the floor and try to sell it to me, you son of a bitch!"

I walked out before anyone could recover and do something.

/true story

mmm double cheeseburgers

the sundaes aren't $1 anymore either?

>>786299
Cool story brah.

>>786187
That's exactly what they did, but it's called the "Mc Double"

>>786299
I hope you're not lying because that's awesome.

>>786299

Kind anon, the amounts of win you generated on that day is worthy of praise. Good job.

>>786299

I'm not sure whether you're a liar or you're a pathetic fuck for being proud of making a fool of yourself in public.

>>786322
>>786222

New York City. Not typical of the rest of the country.

>>786215

They fucked up. The Double Cheeseburger and McDouble are identical except for the McDouble having one slice of cheese instead of two. I find the McDouble tastes better; the Dbl Cheeseburger has too much cheese.

>>786222

This info is available on their website and on a list they will give you at the store on request. Same is true of all other big chains.

>>786299
I WANT TO SUCK YOUR MAN BALLS IN THE HOPE THEY IMPART SOME OF YOUR STRENGTH UNTO ME!

Who would buy 10 McNuggets for $4.09 when they can get 12 for $3?

Though it wouldn't surprise me if some people actually do, because they feel the dollar menu ones are somehow inferior to the full-priced ones.

>>786372

Haha, who the fuck would do that though? You'd look like such a giant douche asking to see the calorie list before you made your order.

>>786174
It wasn't on the menu in Manhattan in the first place. I think it was just fries, regular hamburger, apple pies, sundae, and drink.

>>786385

Do it in the drive-thru. And ask at the window when you're picking up your order, not before you order.

>>786358
I don't understand how standing up for yourself makes you a pathetic fuck?


I'm sure you would of done the same thing, hell because that person did that, I bet that burger fuck didn't try to sale any dropped patties.

You sir are either a troll or a pussy.

Anyone else a little bothered by the fact that this warrants a new name for the sandwich? They could have put lettuce or something on it as well.

>>786393

Adults would calmly ask for a manager and make their complaint known, not throw a childish tantrum and commit what amounts to physical assault.

>>786411
No, it's battery and it's a chargeable offense. You could certainly be arrested and tried and sentenced for that. Not cool.

>>786393

There's a difference between standing up for yourself and overreacting. In that situation I would have just notified the manager of the incident.

Me >>786299 here.

>>786349
Not lying.

>>786351
It was damn fun. I had the biggest grin on my face as I drove away.

>>786358
I enjoyed it, so it's not all bad.

>>786377
I'm not sure that will work, but you're welcome to try all you want.

>>786411
You don't know many adults do you?

>>786419
lol he probably was the manager

>>786425

People like you eventually get their comeuppance. Eventually you're going to throw a fit in front of the wrong person.

>>786535
This.

>>786413
Also this.

>>786535
That's not "throwing a fit". That's far less than what most people would do in the same situation.

/replied to a pussy

>>786557

Either grow up or be prepared to get your ass kicked when you least expect it.

>>786712
at 6'8" and 290 lbs, i highly doubt that.

>>786712

I'm pretty sure anyone can handle a situation a greasy 16yr old kid can throw at you.

Hehe... throw at you...

>>786721

Spoiler: Cops have guns.

>>786746

Because throwing a burger at a loser kid is the same as messing with a cop right?

>>786746
why would i throw a hamburger at a cop? you guys talk tough but it's just the internet. and your not that smart.

>>786753

> and your not that smart.

Neither are you.

>>786721
That's not me. I'm 6'2" 200lbs dripping wet with the physique of a pro-golfer. I took martial arts lessons too. Which probably added to the accuracy of my burger throwing abilities.

>>786762
DO NOT FUCK WITH THIS MAN.
HE CAN PEG YOU WITH A BURGER FROM 100 YDS AWAY.

>>786769

>>786762
i'm scared of your golfer build brah

>>786844

I'm with you. Golfers scare the shit out of me!

>>786844
>>786883
Me three broseph
I was raped by a golfer :(

lol @ the moralfags ITT

I know a couple people who probably would have jumped the counter and went after the fucker.

That's fucking disgusting. If you actually drop it and try to hide and sell it, you deserve worse than a patty in the face.

If you drop someone's food or fuck it up, you don't sell it to the goddamn customer. I had hoped that even the most retarded fast food greasy teen would realize that, even if they're always forgetting my soda/giving me the wrong soda/no straws or sauces even after they ask me what sauces I want/mixing up my food.

Now, actually ASSAULTING the guy? That's crossing a line. But the patty followed by bitching to his manager to get him disciplined or fired? Alright by me, even if someone throws a fit about the guy throwing the patty. It musta been worth it.

>>786928

Develop the habit of throwing things at people when you get mad at them. See how far it gets you.

Most people are able to learn this lesson by the age of 10 or so.

i hate fast food threads.
also energy drink threads.

fu/ck/.

>>787089
forgot your sage.

mMcdoubles arebetter than double cheese

>>787081
Sometimes, it's a fun non-violent way to express anger. When it's food or snow balls. People sometimes toss food at bad performers. Why not throw it at someone that tries to endanger your health by dropping your food on the floor?