Don't do that to yourself...

Get a big mac and a 6 piece mcnuggets and put three mcnuggets on each of the layers of the big mac and put some hot mustard dipping sauce on that.

I get a crossword puzzle and sit on the shitter the rest of the night.

mcnuggets in a shitter

Double Quarter Pounder, Big Mac or Filet of fish combo meal. 20 piece chicken mcnuggets with bbq and hot mustard dipping sauce. Meal fit for a king.

fuck people who get the shits when they eat mcdonalds, its your GI tract that is fail not the food. sometimes you just gotta have a delicious shitty burger.

that being said the last time i got anything besides just a large fry at mcdonalds i got an arch deluxe. so its been a while.

you just had to bring up the arch deluxe didnt you? om nom nom

last time i was there i got this chicken select sandwich and it really wasnt half bad

>>756144
'scuse me?!

Drive your ass to a grocery store, get some lettuce, tomatoes, artichoke hearts, black olives and parmesan cheese. Make a salad. Eat salad. Not clog your arteries. The end.

Or, you know, get a filet o fish and a small fry. That shit is good.

I normally get a McDouble and either a McChicken or a grilled ranch snack wrap.

order this. /thread.

3 piece Chicken selects with ranch a root beer and medium fry. that shit is epic also wtf is in that sauce so good

>>756339

The McFridge and the McOven. I feel old for remembering that.

breakfast: a sausage mcmuffin, maybe two
any other time: chicken mcnuggets. the more pieces, the better. fuck bbq sauce it's all about sweet & sour.

Big Mac meal, super sized with your drink of choice.

10 piece nuggets.

Second super sized fry.

Quarter pounder.

Fish sandwich.

A Snack Wrap to eat on the drive home.

There, you've got poultry, beef and fish and fries. And a snack on the way home! Enjoy your 400 pounds.

McRib if available, otherwise move on.

>>756360

The McRib sucks.

>>756360
It's all onions!!

>>756360

TV Dinner Ribs + Bread + Onions

Home made McRib.

super power pack.

i actually kind of like the breakfast...sausage mcmuffin and hash browns and coffee nom nom nom. i never eat mcdonalds but end up eating it for breakfast in airports because it's like the only thing there that isn't $9001.

pretty much everything else sucks though...maybe an apple pie and some fries?

egg mcmuffin. hashbrown. orange juice. yum.

McDonalds is doing the 2 for 3$ deal here with the Chicken sandwich, and the Big Mac. Good deal.

For breakfast, nothing beats an Egg McMuffin or two, hash browns, and an OJ.


If you love your arteries unclogged, and your fat content NOT a 2 week supply, you need not apply.

isn't the fish sandwich like $9001?

chicken blt, large fry and drink

Cheeseburgers, plain. Get some french fries (ask for them to be made FRESH), put them on it, omnomnom.

Chicken nuggets aren't bad either, provided you get them FRESH. Hell, ask for everything fresh in general.

Snack wraps, minus the ranch. Apple pies. Sundaes. s'bout it.

I don't know about the arches.. .but i'm in love with the super sonic breakfast burrito. I could eat one everyday.

The only thing I like from McDonald's is their apple pies. Mmm.

1x Cheeseburger
1x Double Cheeseburger
2x Apple pies
1x Plain sundae
1x Diet Coke

Double sausage and egg mcmuffin meal - coffee white.

If I go during the day Big Mac meal. Or two double cheese burgers and curry dip.

I've worked there for like 6 months now...and the food still hasn't got old. I still stick to the classics: nuggets and double cheeseburgers. And for breakfast, the Deluxe or the Bacon, Egg, and Cheese McGriddle.

Always with OJ.

YUM

protip: there are roughly 5 things at this fast food shit hole, everyone has had all 5, everyone knows what it tastes like.

there is no reason to waste bandwidth "discussing" ideas about what to order. it slides through you like greased processed food because it is greased processed food and you're hungary thirty minutes later. OP order what ever the fuck you want, then go suck a dick. Keep this shit in /b/ you silly faggots.

Large Aussie meal, espresso, no coke
Milo McFlurry

>>756874
>greased processed food
Idiot detected.

>>756686

Washington?

2 - $1 cheeseburger
2 - $1 chicken sandwich
2 - $1 fries
1 - $1 drink

Big Mac and a 6 piece nuggets, sweet and sour sauce.

>>756899

>detected

We have a regular Sherlock mother fucking Holmes right here folks!

But I guess your right though, it's certainly not processed food, and we all know it's definitely not ridiculously higher in fat content than the alternatives. Thanks for standing up for a multi-billion dollar fast food empire and setting me straight.

Chicken selects, with fries and medium soda.

I used to eat chicken nuggets until Mcdonalds started with chicken selects.

Only thing I've found palatable is the fries (and they aren't as epic as I remember them from my childhood), though I've heard the chicken nuggets are good and haven't tried them in recent memory.

>>756912

fatass.

Nothing, because McDonalds is awful garbage.

>>756917
>But I guess your right though
>I guess your right
>your right
>your

>>756917
>multi-billion dollar fast food empire
Gee, your bias isn't showing at all.

>>756961
I can't say I was never annoyed by such things, but I don't think anyone cares anymore.

>>756917

What is your definition of "processed" food, and what makes it inherently less healthy than whatever you define as non-processed food?

Don't eat there.

I eat there because everyone tells me not to

>>756961
Thanks again bro. It's almost 2 am and after a few beers and three oxycodone pills in me I tend to make the odd typo. I do appreciate your concern. Wow, you helped me out tonight and stood up for a fast food giant as well. Jesus Christ I wish I could be more helpful. You inspire me.
>>756966
It looks as if ther might be another detective in our midsts. Yeah i'm actually biased towards cooking at home, or frequenting one of the dozens of local places on my block that serve up amazing food fast, cheap and generally healthier than McDonalds.

>>756981

Would you jump off a cliff if everyone told you not to?

Morning:
Deluxe Breakfast

Lunch
2 Big macs some Chicken Nuggets french fries and a huge soda

Seriously bro fuck all the skinny fucks and fearmongerers Eat what ever tastes good but don't be a dumbass and not try to burn some calories.

Inb4 Fatass

>>756871

REMEMBER TO ALWAYS OFFSET YOUR SHITTY FOOD WITH A DIET BEVERAGE!

>>756942
vegetarians and vegans got them changed to what they are now because they used to be fried in either beef broth or beef grease or something, and vegetarians thought something that delicious killed no animals so they ordered it. rather than just changing the nutritional facts, they started making plain fries like everywhere else. they used to be godly, now they suck, so i don't even go there anymore.

How is your home cooking or the cooking of your local establishments healthier than McDonald's?

(I can't believe I'm asking someone who mixes alcohol and high doses of oxycodone a health question.)

>>756974
Wow. Just use google, it's too late to explain. I don't believe you don't already know what processed food is and why fast food franchises serve food that is less healthy than the same food cooked at home or in a deli or diner for example. Just look at the nutritional info they provide you. It simple. It's what they use, how they prepare it etc... Do you even cook?

>>756987

In after fatass and doing it wrong.

"in b4" is not an insurance against you being called a fatass, it is a prediction from another anonymous about the direction of a thread. Fatass.

>>756995
Are you fucking kidding me? How can you not be aware of the fat content, sodium, cholesterol, lack of vitamins and minerals etc... as compared to for example the local farm style local only place around the corner here where I am. I've never met a person irl that doesn't know this shit. I'm fairly tired so someone step in and slap me if I'm getting trolled here.

>>756997

Could you try answering the question instead of dodging it?

>>756996
>50PIECES
Please tell me, you share that.

Also I use the offers you get on the back of bus tickets.

>>757003

But McDonald's lists all that info on their website. How do you know the fat content, sodium, cholesterol, lack of vitamins and minerals etc. of the stuff you buy at your local farmer's market? You don't. You're going on blind faith.

>>757003
Truth be told, the local farmer's market are usually crap food. Either they taste like crap, look like crap, or have some kind of harmful pesticide in them.

At least McDonalds makes it taste good.

>>757003
>>example the local farm style local only place around the corner here where I am

Well suburban life IS awfully cush.

/ck/ is full of upper middle class kids OP

So McDonalds hate is to be expected

I mean for one most of em are "OMG TEH CORPORTATION IS LIEK EVIL"

And then you have kids who are used to eating home cooked meals from their stay at home moms and aren't used to eating on a budget.

And then you have healthfags( people who are still on mommy's teet sucking her dry for living expenses) who will literally have a fucking fit trying to explain minerals cholesterol and essentially act like total douchebag trying to make some dude who is probably working his ass off all day for minimum wage look like some kind of savage for not buying overpriced organic food or eating out when he could just make his own meal at home.

/end rant

>>757011
It's easy to calculate on your own when cooking at home. As far as other restaurants it's as simple as knowing what they use and how the prepare dishes. It's not rocket science. The level of "healthiness" is easily gauged when you examine what is being cooked, where its from, what grade it is, how it's cooked ( fried, shallow fried, deep, what type of oil?) are the ingredients organic, what are the portion sizes. What type of bread is the burger on, processed white flour? whole wheat? On and on. I can get a burger the size of a whopper that tastes much better for roughly the same price, in the same amount of time with a real cheese, local free range beef, organic tomatoes etc... that is going to have less fat, sodium, etc...

Its not even food.

Don't eat it op, make your own fucking burger.
Take pics and post them, we'll applaud you.

>>757019
I live in Brooklyn, work my ass off daily and pay about 1000 a month in rent. I loath the suburbs.

>>757026
>/ck/ is full of upper middle class kids OP

Those are the fucks that make these daily threads about fast food, and the white trash cunts. McDonalds hate comes from people who have a passion for food and or cooking and realize that you can get shit that tastes better, with higher quality ingredients at the same speed for about the same price at other establishments. It's simple really. I work my ass off for my money and I will try to explain that it's possible to get better food that is better for you at comparable prices once you open your fucking eyes and look the fuck around. You got it all twisted.

3 double cheeseburgers from the value menu

>>757029

All nonsense:

>what grade it is
>are the ingredients organic
>real cheese
>local free range beef
>organic tomatoes

Valid:

>less fat, sodium

But the typical home-cooked meal has just as much fat and sodium as the typical fast food meal.

>>757032

Home-made burgers are shit, despite what the people making them think.

>>757037

Spoiler: Brooklyn is a suburb.

>>757042
Different grades of meat vary widely in taste

Free rage beef tastes VERY different from non free range cattle. Have you ever had a grass fed steak or seen a them compared cut but cut side by side at a butchers?

American processed cheese product tastes nothing like a good aged cheddar or a alpine lace

I personally would absolutely prefer a slice of organic heirloom tomato in season.

>But the typical home-cooked meal has just as much fat and sodium as the typical fast food meal.

This is absolutely false, in my experience. I can't speak for your cooking or who ever cooks the food you eat. My burgers rarely come close to the fat content of a whopper.

>>757049

Truth. I've found that people who like their own cooking tend to be people with overly-inflated egos.

>>757059

Whopper is still tastier

>>757055
The population density of my zip code is 78,439 people per square mile, and I live on the 8th floor. There are no suburbs in nyc.

>>757060
I feel bad for people that couldn't seem to cook a meal that they enjoyed. Why do you browse /ck/ if you can't cook? I can't remember how many people have cooked ass kicking burgers for me in the past that blow fast food soggy shit away. Burgers on the grill are you serious?


>>757062
lol the whopper is the best burger you ever had??? It's not horrible but you kids need to get out more.

>>757083

I don't eat for flavor bro

If im hungry ill damn near anything as long as it fills me up and then continue to whatever the hell I was doing or needed doing.

>>757083

Has it ever occurred to you that the stuff you cook may taste like crap to everyone other than yourself?

>>757059

Did you just say "organic heirloom tomato?"

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and that proves it. You also know fuck all about cheese. American processed cheese is still cheese, and aside from price, the reason it is good on burgers is because the way that it melts is ideal for hot sandwiches due to the fact that its composition is unlike "real" cheese. It's almost impossible to find free range ground chuck, you would have to buy your own free range meat and then ground it and it wouldn't have the same consistency as chuck, unless you perhaps used ground top round. All this is far more expensive than going to McDonalds or Burger King and getting a burger for 2 dollars tops.

You don't know shit, foodfag. I bet you're either some spoiled motherfucker or a wannabe rich motherfucker who can't even eat this Patrick Bateman shit you harp about, which is why you come into a thread on /ck/ about junk food(because it's not a sin to crave something unhealthy once in a while) to stroke off about how culinarily superior you are.

>>757094
Then why browse or post in a food and cooking board on a weeaboo imageboard?

>>757099
I'm actually over critical of my cooking as most cooks are. I sometimes fall short when cooking, but I try lots of things and attempt some difficult dishes. I currently cook part time and have worked as a cook for several years in the past at two other restaurants. That's why I post here I like cooking, I love food. Any simple faggot can make a better burger than a fast food franchise if they tried a few times jesus christ.

>>757109

If you loved food, you would recognize that people have different tastes, you ignorant faggot. You would also realize that for nostalgia, or whatever personal reason, people can desire food they would not normally eat. I cook all the time, but once a month I'll just have a craving for some fast food, be it Mexican take-out, greasy Americanized Chinese food, KFC, or McDonalds, or that old mainstay, New York pizza.

I'm not a total fag like you trying to dictate to people what they should eat all the time, not allowing for any indulgence, coming into topics to bitch endlessly where your opinion is not needed. Take that shit to /b/ or /v/.

>>757107
There is no reason that an open pollinated heirloom cultivar couldn't be fertilized with chemical fertilizer or sprayed with pesticides. So I do know what I'm talking about. I've had non organic heirlooms.

As far as the cheese goes, I don't touch the american cheese product as the shit is labeled. I know it's cheese it tastes like shit and I can find plenty of other real cheeses that melt fine and taste better.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese

There are many butchers around me that sell only free range beef and other meats. So it would follow that the ground meats they sell are all free range. Your right about the price though.

Listen it's a simple task to eat cheaply, quickly and healthier than fast food and have a better experience in terms of enjoyment. I'd rather pop in and post in a few of these threads monthly like I have for the past few years than let you discuss fast food on an imageboard. I eat it once and awhile but I've never really thought about discussing it with others.

lol

some people have a hard time even finding food

>>757124
You know what the fuck is on the menu and what it all tastes like, don't be a faggot and ask us what to order. Threads like these ( the fast food threads and several others that get posted daily) are why this board is exactly like /b/ and /v/ now. You cunts are the only ones who actually go to all three boards and cross pollinate. So instead of making endless shit threads every fucking day make some mother fucking food and post a cock sucking recipe and a pic or go to a restaurant and take a photo. That's what this board is for. Its a food and cooking board on a goddamn imageboard.

...anyway good night you fast food faggots, until we meet again. I'll see you sad fat scum some time in the future, we get five of these threads a day now. Happy new year.

>>757152

And keep telling yourself that the crap you cook at home is healthier than what everyone else is eating. It makes you feel better.

>>757260

We will. signed, the 90% of /ck/ that doesn't post shitty threads.

If I'm hungry, a Bic Mac Combo, I can barely finish these damn huge American portions.

If I just need a quick snack I'll order a large fries.

Since I normally drop in on them around 2-3am they usually have to make a fresh batch of fries for me. Fresh fries are so much better than the stale fries they normally serve you during off peak hours.

>>757278
>>757152
>>757139

Yeah, retards, because /ck/ is really more than "LOL RAMEN, MUG BROWNIES, HOW DOES I COOK FOOD? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? IN N OUT = GOD TIER"

But yeah, continue being the internet health police, fucking fags.

Breakfast: Big Breakfast, before they fucking took it off the menu. I had it for the scrambled eggs.

So now it's Sausage & Egg McMuffin meal with white tea and Hot Cakes.

Lunch: I get Chicken Bacon Deluxe meal, if large with VIP card I get a chocolate sundae as well.
Sometimes I get a Big Mac. I get Maccas french fries cravings sometimes.

1. order 99c double cheeseburger
2. ask for shredded lettuce and big mac sauce
3. ?????????????
4. profit!!!

Breakfast: Big Breakfast, before they fucking took it off the menu. I had it for the scrambled eggs.

So now it's Sausage & Egg McMuffin meal with white tea and Hot Cakes.

Lunch: I get Chicken Bacon Deluxe meal, if large with VIP card I get a chocolate sundae as well.
Sometimes I get a Big Mac. I get Maccas french fries cravings sometimes.

breakfast:
Sausage, egg, and cheese McGriddle and a cup of coffee.

most other times:
10 piece nugget meal with bbq sauce

on occassion:
double quarter pounder with cheese, cheese only, add big mac sauce

Did I really just read a whole thread about how unhealthy fast food is? So, are we not allowed to talk about food on /ck/ anymore?

>But we get these same threads several times a day!

Then go do something else, god damn.

>>757283

Wait, what? So the combo meal is "huge American portions" that you can barely finish, but the large fries are just a snack for you?

The combo meal is just large fries with a sandwich and 16 ounce drink. Actually, they've reduced it to medium fries at most places. And the sandwich itself is only like 5 ounces of food at most.

I think you're full of shit.

>>757459
No you didn't. I'm not sure what thread you read. I did however try to convince a few teens that actually cooking themselves or going to places other than McDonalds that serve better food might be a good idea. I threw the health thing in there but also mentioned several times, the speed in which food would be served, prices, and taste.
>>757314
/ck/ is more than that. That's why I troll these useless fail threads and contribute to the good ones, like the brewing threads etc... The rest of us shouldn't have to suffer for others ignorance, age, and lack of experience. That's what /b/ and /v/ are for.


I've never met anyone who was so excited about fast food and their right to discuss it than the reject trolls who come here and post in these threads. You kids can type about your love affair with food that is scientifically designed to be addictive, and I have just as much right to come in here pissing all over you.

>>757037

bullshit, you cannot get better quality food for the same price.

>>757521

A little ironic that you're sitting here calling people "kids", trying to flaunt your maturity, when you aren't even mature enough to turn the other cheek and just ignore the threads or hide them with the FF plugin.

So it would seem you are on the exact same maturity level as the people you are attacking. I mean, dude, you're sitting on the Internet arguing over hamburgers. Get a damn life and move on.

>>757004
No, it is just too late, much too late. I am going to dodge the question because it is too late and I am hopped up on crazy pills and you should know what processed food is and you should know where i live because there is a lot of great local eateries here and you should obviously also live where i live because then we could go to those eateries and maybe hang out and take crazy pills together man but i am just going to say this that fuck you and your arches

>>757579
mmm hamburgular hamburgeler?

>>757521
>>757579
BOOM, HEADSHOT!

I get cheeseburger from the dollar menu (or double cheeseburger if i'm feeling rich that day), medium fries, and small soda. Just enough fries and food to make me feel full but not so much that I feel sick afterwards.

This thread is now about other countries' McShite offerings.

Le M. You guessed it, it's available in France. It's really a good burger : real cheese, no shitty sauce and the meat is way better than the other ones.

Home cooked doesn't always mean healthier, I bet when you make a burger at home you use thicker, fattier cheese, a thicker burger, real mayo and serve it with huge ass home cooked fries.

Sometimes people like to go to McDonalds, I normally just go for a quarter pounder with cheese. Gotta stick to the classics.

wat

I'm sure it's very "deluxe."

>>757737

>>757737


i had both those a month ago.

Shit fucking sucked dog shit, and i was drunk

got some salvia from the head shop that was literally right next to the Mc luggin it.

you so crazy, hong kong

>>757367

Also, hold the ketchup and mustard.

>>757690

I wish someone would produce a TV show where they invite home-cooking foodies like the one(s) posting in this thread to cook up a hamburger and fries. Then, as a big surprise to the foodie, take the finished meal to a lab to have it analyzed for its nutritional information, then let the foodies learn how healthy their home-cooked burgers are as compared to typical fast food burgers. It would probably result in great lulz.

>>757804

That's what the "3. ?????????????" was for.

>>757782
is that 23 US dollars?

if so, holy shit

It's all about that DOLLA MENU.
Double Cheeseburger (1 or 2 depending on my fatassitude that day)
One large sweet tea
If you think you need more than that, don't kid yourself with a diet beverage, friend.

A McDouble, small fries, and small drink. I order through the drive through and then bring the food inside, so I can refill at the pop fountain. DOLLAR MENUNAIR!!!

Pic not related.

>>756106
plain cheeseburger and a medium fry. Put some fries in the bun for a cheesefryburger. Delicious.

>>757828

23 Hong Kong dollars, which converts to US$2.97.

What dips do the UK McDonald's offer?

>>757860
why wouldn't you just order it inside then?

1 mcdouble 1 large fries and (some times there s a 1 dollor any size drink! ) so id get a large drink powerade, or unsweetend icetea)

i get a small fry and a 10-piece nuggets, take them home, and eat them with a shitload of sriracha or frank's red hot (w/melted butter of course).

nigger, i hate your face
don't try and fuck with the master race

-sir walter scott

>>758293

You have to face people then.

>>758319
Is there a difference between a double cheeseburger and a McDouble? Because that's the stupidest fucking name ever.

>>758552
mcdouble only has one piece of cheese where doulbe has two.

mcdouble now replaces the double cheeseburger on dollar menu due to rising cost in food prices....pretty much its gay.


oh btw my friend works there thats why i know.

I'm black, so naturally I'm going to suggest the McDonald's Southern Style Chicken (Chick-fil-A is better though).
When I'm looking for that Micky D's cheeseburger taste though (rare), I just get as many McDouble as I'm hungry for.

>>756106
2 double cheezburger (back when they were dollar menu fare), small drink, supersize fries.

All under 6 dollars (IIRC)

Sausage Biscuit with a Hash Brown.

That's it. Everything else is shit.

>>758626
>sausage biscuit with an oddly shaped tater tot

fix'd

OM NOM NOM NOM!

More pics of miccyD foods plz

>>756106

I only hit up that shit when shit fucking fucks up at work and I am at work until 8am. I hate McShits but I cannot deny the Sausage Egg McMuffin.

>>759042

god dammit that meal looks delicious

which sandwiches are those? what country is this?

>>758630
incorrect. tater tots are baked. deep fry and youve got mexifries.

>>759098

Looks like Japan, bro.

the only good thing from mcdonalds are the fish fillets