so what sort of thing caused such restrictions.

also, i'd either break the diet or kill myself.

Steak with..... OK just kill yourself.

Yogurt and cheese are okay, right? And nuts besides peanuts?

um so you can't eat anything yay!

1/10 for troll because i responded

You fail as a person and as a troll. Go kill yourself.

no egg substitutes?

So you can have real eggs?

why would you eat egg substitute you sick fuck

You still can eat vegetables and products made of vegetables. Tofu for example (or anything from soy)

Also: Zucchini, Pumpkin etc.

USE IT

eat some fucking fruit fatass

And you can still eat red and white meat? Is sea salt fine? Steak+sea salt=awesome on its own. Sucks about the no potatoes or grains... I don't think I could do without starch.

In any case, you could try some sort of stir-fry-like-thing with some vegetables and meat.

Is soy sauce fine? Or is gluten out too?

>>723986
No. I'm here to gain weight and get drunk. All in one step if posible.

That leaves practically nothing.

OP here

>>723913
Yogurt yes, cheese no.
>>723929
I don't, I just posted my list.
>>723946
I know I can use them, TELL ME WHAT IN OR HOW.
>>723955
I can't have fruit, you fuck.
>>723977
No soy sauce, that's on the list I am afraid.
I'll try the sea salt and steak. Thanks for the actual input.
>>723986
This diet plan has nothing do to with weight loss.

Yeah, you should probably stop letting homeopathic frauds or those homeopathic frauds your girlfriend seems to trust plan out your diet.

There's really no way in hell any real doctor would prescribe such a retarded diet.. god I hope it keeps you malnourished and you die so .0005% of this bullshit stays out of the mainstream.

Really, what is causing this dieting need?
Most of my recipes call for potatoes.
I'll have a look around for suitable stuff, but like another poster said, maybe stir fry would work, shame about the soy though.
Mushrooms? Milk? You CAN eat tuna, swordfish and those others but it's not advised. So once a week type thing?

NO Fruits and fruit juices
NO Potatoes and legumes
NO Grains are allowed...this includes pasta, rice, corn, wheat, millet, quinoa, amaranth, buckwheat, oats, and barley
NO Partially hydrogenated oils including corn and peanuts.
NO Peanuts or peanut products
NO VINEGARS These include ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, soy sauce, worcestershire sauce, pickles, pickled peppers, hot sauce, salad dressings, green olives, horseradish, dips, mayonnaise.
It is best to avoid tuna, swordfish, shark, and shellfish
NO processed salt

== NO ANYTHING

So.. what can you eat? Let me guess, they're selling you Releana for $140/gram too?

I seriously hope you die from malnutrition. If I can witness this before I die from liver failure or lung cancer my life will have been worth it to see such a gullible piece of shit die before me. Maybe a 30 second spot on Dr. Phil will further immortalize you and inspire more stupid faggots to deprive themselves of proper nutrition and die too, that would do the world a big favor.

>>723996

kill it with fire in olive oil.
Pumpkin Steak = delicious (I would say make a schnitzel but since you are not allowes to bread...)
Also TOFU: roast it (use vegetable broth and honey to make it tasty) and have a WIN

OP
>>723998
It was an actual doctor in an actual hospital and it is ONLY temporary. I have to be on the strictest guideline (The one I listed) for no more than 2 weeks, and then slowly introduce the normal foods back into my diet.
>>724002
I have chronic/recurrent yeast infections caused by high blood sugar levels. It's been going on for the last 5 years and this is my last and final effort. No medicines or remedies have worked, so the doctor recommended this temporary diet to help starve the yeast to death. Eating lots of veg will also help kill it.

You could eat raw vegetables.

>>724010
>>I am tired of eating shitty salads/plain meat and need more ideas.

OP
>>724007
I've only ever tried baked pumpkin once, and it was pretty okay. I will certainly try this. Thank you.

>>724008

Hey baby I'm sorry I jumped the gun on this, I just see so much of this fad diet/homeopathic shit that I flip out at the slightest hint of it.. my bad.

Have you tried pushing lots of yogurt in your vagina? I heard that helps yeast infections. Perhaps a Squeez-It bottle or something similar would work.

Your diet still sounds like bullshit, but I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. Good luck.

>>724012

Be aware that its sweet as fuck. Maybe you could marinade the pumpkin with some chili or idk different stuff.
Also, buy seasons like kurkuma, garlic etc. IT ENHANCES TASTYNESS BY OVER 9000!

Btw. You can make a schnizel (or steak) by a large amount of vegetables like Rutabaga and Apium

>>724014
Yogurt, garlic cloves, tea tree oil, diflucan, monistat, canasten, grape seed oil, buttermilk the fucking list goes on and on and on.
I've spend the last 5 years trying every medicine and home remedy you can think of. Nothing ever works.

Well you can eat vegetables,meats, cream, real butter and eggs, yes? Maybe some catfish? Perhaps you could start some sauerkraut, that's never boring. Sounds like you're doing a low carb plan, you really need to eat fat when doing those.

>>724016
I noticed that with baked pumpkin the skin is the salty part and (when I ate it I thought) balanced out the sweet. Will I have to take it off to fry it, will the skin taste bad if fried?

>>724014

You're really disturbing.

>>724019
Again, I know what I CAN eat. I just want some -dish ideas- or new ways of cooking things.

Question OP

Can you eat noodle or noodle products?
Try making things like Pelmeni, Gnocchi, Mandu (whatever you want to call them) with cooked Veg. in it.
Its delicous

>>724026
No grains or starches, including pastas/noodles.

>>724031

Then why are you planning on eating pumpkin?

>>724036

Pumpkin is no grain

Poor OP. My mother had a really bad chronic yeast infection, she went on a similar, yet less restrictive diet for about 6 months. Good luck.

I'd suggest adding lots of eggplant and zucchini to your diet. If you're allowed to eat tomatoes (fuck the whole fruit/veggie classification) then I'd make me some nice ratatouille. I'd also eat a lot more fish. Screw steak, fish is where it's at.

OP
>>724050
Did the diet work out for her?
Also, tomatoes yes. I'll look up a recipe for that.

>>724053
Yes. She all combined it with a series of gut treatments, and supplements. She's still does gut treatments every once and a while but she's so much better.

If you still have problems after this round I'd really recommend consulting Dr. Cole (I believe he does some consolations over the phone). He's more or less Holistic, but he still uses traditional medication when needed, and he's the best fucking doctor out there.

http://www.colecenter.com/

I went through a series of gut treatments this summer to kill off some yeast and other infections that was one of the factors that caused me to develop Ulcerative Colitis

What could cause such ridiculous dietary restrictions? It would be hard to eat a balanced and healthy, much less flavorful, diet with these restrictions. You can't eat *any* grains? Why should this be? Many grains aren't even phylogenetically related, so I don't understand what could be common to them that's excluded from your diet. You do realize that grains are the fundamental staple of almost all existing human cultures? The only exceptions would be plantains, which are excluded as fruit, and potatoes, which are also explicitly excluded. Manioc, anyone?

>>724059
I will DEFINITELY keep this in mind. Thanks for the info.
>>724064 go to >>724008
I am eliminating foods that help the yeast survive in my system in effort to starve them to death.

Hummus + veggies for the win!

>>724071
Good luck OP! I had to take around 100 pills a day this summer (although 20 of them were for another condition) but I did get to drink silver.

>>724074
Hummus is made from chick peas, which are a legume. Which I am not allowed to eat.
>>724076
Silver? For yeast? That's a new one I've never heard. Does it work?

>>724081
Yep, silver's an antibiotic. It was much more popular before the development of man made antibiotics. It is kind of expensive though, but it works like wonders when applied correctly.

>>724014
A girl I once knew used milk in her vagina often, I shouldn't have wondered I got herpes from her.

>>724087
>it works like wonders when applied correctly.
As in, you don't drink it you dumb fuck. Ever hear of argyria? Well fucking google it.

That said, it can be used externally to treat eye infections.

And here's where I admit that LOL U TROLLED ME, but if I'm gonna rot my brain reading a troll thread anyway, I may as well help out some deluded idiots.

tldr: google argyria, get smurf pictures.

>>724087
Except yeast is a fungus and antibiotics actually tend to make your body PRONE to yeast infections.

Shredded salad with shredded kangaroo meat, covered in a nice olive oil, truly tasty.
But that's just what I'm having for dinner again tonight :)

>>724093
Doesn't silver just kill everything microscopic and alive?
But yeah, don't eat that stuff.

>>724018
>Yogurt, garlic cloves, tea tree oil, diflucan, monistat, canasten, grape seed oil, buttermilk
>Nothing ever works
Maybe you should take an anti-fungal instead of all this naturopathic bullshit.

OP
>>724087
>>724092
Ask my vagina if this is a troll thread. GO ON ASK IT. Tell the yeast I say 'hi'
Also, I will ask my doctor about silver treatment and see what she says.
>>724094
Eating kangaroo is like eating a bunny and a puppy rolled into one :( Sadness.

>>724098
>>diflucan, monistat, canasten
Those are anti fungal pills and creams, you twit.

>>724008
>>723895
So, basically no starches and sugars; nothing remotely high in carbs. Just meat and fresh veggies. Nothing processed. That's not too difficult.

You can bake everything you need to cook in order to avoid cooking oils and other such stuff. Not seasoning them with salt is no big problem (brand name Real Salt does not add dextrose[sugar] to their salt, it's unprocessed). Use black pepper from a pepper grinder instead. Leafy greens seem like a good, non-starch/sugar type of vegetable for you.

Here's what I suggest. Buy beef deli meats and chicken you can easily roast in the oven either wrapped in foil or in a covered dish. For vegetables buy fresh of the following kale, spinach, celery, rhubarb, radishes, green bell peppers, any green chili pepper, onions, garlic, and/or cattail hearts (in spring). You can make delicious soups and stews with the meat and several of those veggies. With the leafy greens that are bitter, boiling them in 2 changes of water will remove most of the bitterness.

Seasonings you can use, black pepper, Real Salt brand salt google "Real Salt" and read up, crushed red pepper, cayenne pepper powder, chili powder, garlic powder, onion powder, Italian seasoning (read label to make sure no salt or sugars were added; there should not be any in the first place). pretty much anything that's green and flaky. Stay away from 99.999% of pre-mixed seasonings because they usually contain processed salt which in turn contain dextrose or other sugar.

Well usually lack of sugar diets are used for thrush which is delicious by the way for people that use an asthma inhaler. See my problem with the whole non sugar diet on a vagina yeast infection is well, the yeast is going to find away around the lack of sugar usually ti stay alive. Now I know this might sound like a dumbass answer but natural sunlight does kill yeast. So if you have a privacy fence a good tanning can help. Microwaving your panties and or washing them in bleach will help in stopping the respreading of the yeast. Also sleeping with pajama pants well help as well due to the spreading of the yeast to the bedspread. Since this is a food board yogurt will help but it has to have live cultures in it though. Microbiotics well help.Don't take iron supplements either it helps it grow. Vinegar has been shown to help and make it worse depending on the person. Hydrogen Peroxide is good too, but check with your doctor before you go douching away because the vagina needs a good ph balance. And so I wont get flammed for giving all this knowledge if you cant cure it hey there is enough yeast down there to make bread or beer, lol.

>>724106

I don't want any Candida albicans in my bread, thank you. You do realize that "yeast" is a very broad term that encompasses any unicellular fungus that reproduces by budding? The yeast that causes these infections is *not* the same as bakers/brewers yeast.

OP
>>724103
One of the best posts, so far. It's a tie between you and >>724059 as the best, actually. Thank you.

>>724106
That's all basic stuff I already know.
Really, I have tried everything and this diet is one step away from me cutting off my vagina.

>>724109
I read up on both. It seems there are a few rare cases where some women got yeast infections from bread yeast. How that happened I'm not sure. Maybe it involved unique uses of bread sticks or something. lol

>>724115
Putting any food on/near a vagina is just ASKING for a yeastie. Foul.

>>724092
Sorry I mistyped you faggot. You're not going to get argyria while taking colloidal silver for three weeks for a gut infection.

>>724093
>Except yeast is a fungus and antibiotics actually tend to make your body PRONE to yeast infections.

Hence why you need to take it with a shit ton of probiotics while you are taking the silver and for a month or two afterwords. I'm not recommending OP goes out and downs a bottle of silver a day, I'm just saying that I was on it with a bunch of other supplements in order to treat the gut infections that I had.

>>724096
Hence probiotics! The whole point of a gut treatment is to kill everything off then replace it with only good bacteria.

i have worked in a medical center kitchen as a cook for 7 years.
anyone with that many diet restrictions would have at least been briefed on exactly what they should be eating everyday. as a matter of fact someone with that many restrictions is normally close to death and not allowed to leave the medical center.
so youre a horrible troll is all i wanted to say.

OP
>>724124
Eating these things on the list will not kill me, nor am I on my deathbed. If you read the thread, you'd see that my ailment is chronic yeast infections.
You're right, I was briefed on what I CAN eat. Fully, in fact.
I didn't come here to ask what I can and cannot eat.
I came here to ask for recipes using the things that I can eat, that don't suck ass.
So you didn't read very well, just wanted to say.

It's winter, so soups are the order of the season. Fortunately for you, greens are in season also.

http://blog.fatfreevegan.com/2007/01/green-on-green-soup.html - Green on Green soup - eplace sweet potatoes with some kind of squash

http://www.harvesteating.com/public/930.cfm - quick green bean stirfry - omit soy sauce or make a substitute (google it)

http://blog.fatfreevegan.com/2006/01/mexican-pumpkin-soup-and-garlicky.html - pumpkin soup and spicy greens, omit beans and substitute potatoes with squash again

Really, just look around vegetarian/vegan places and you will find tons. The problem with most people going vegetarian (not that you are) is that they think that vegetarian means nothing but salad. It's a fucking lie. I don't have any meat recipes as I am a vegetarian, but I don't see why you can't have lean meat as a side or ingredient in any of them. Actually, marinade a small chicken breast in rosemary, lemon juice, olive oil, and ground pepper, then cook and serve over greens again.

Don't say you can't season your food. Seasonings are more than incredibly salty or fatty sauces. Ginger, rosemary, cayenne, there are a million herbs and spices out there, find ones that taste good to you and use them.

>>723895
your life really gotta suck...

Wow, guess this is a common problem. Use lots and lots of fresh garlic. It has antibacterial and antifungal properties and is delicious. As far as veggies, some are high in sugar, like corn, carrots, and certian squahses. Can you still eat those? I ask because I may consider trying this out.

Just for curiosity's sake, OP have you tried the yogurt thing? My brother works at a clinic and they recently were discussing Yeast infection + yogurt = happy vagina, whether eaten or applied topically. I hope I never have to find out.

Jesus christ kill yourself or break your gay little diet.

>>724039

It's still high starch, dumbfuck. I think you're full of shit since you didn't even know that much.

Is this the man who put you on this diet?

>>724365
Actually it was probably Hitler's personal physician, you know, the one who got him addicted to methamphetamine. Anyway, chicken and corn is the best darn food in the world. Can't go wrong with it.

>>724364
It's not high in starch, especially if you boil it.

Be sure to let us know how this diet works for your problem, OP.

>>724008

Hoooly fucking shit, that blows.

Can you eat squash and zucchini?

My mom used to make spaghetti squash all the time when she tried the Atkins diet, and if you have a mandolin zucchini spaghetti "noodles" are also possible.

Also, my friend swears by olive oil as his salad dressing and uses nothing else.

<~~~~this is the only thing you can eat

south beach diet sounds very similar to what you're dietary restrictions are like. pick up some of those recipes.

im SO glad i dont have a vagina

Hey OP:
Tell the doctor to get you set up on TPN for a couple of weeks with a Flagyl chaser.
It's IV nutrition; you won't have to eat at all. You'll still be starving for a few days, but your body will adjust when it realizes it's still getting nutrition.

I had recurrent intra-abdominal abcesses myself, and the Flagyl helps beat the fuckers down. Trying to "starve" yeast is a losing proposition.

The Yeast will make off with your children,
he'll come after them in the night.
We're not safe 'till his head is mounted on my wall.
I say we kill the Yeast!

We're not safe until he's dead.
He'll come stalking us at night.
Woman: Set to sacrifice our children to his montrous appetite.
He'll wreak havok on our village if we let him wander free!

So it's time to take some action boys!
It's time---to---fol---low---me!

Through the mist, through the woods,
through the darkness and the shadows.
It's a nightmare but it one exciting ride.
Say a prayer, then we're there,
at the drawbridge of a castle,
and there's something truly terrible inside.

It's a Yeast, he's got fangs razor sharp ones.
Massive paws, killer claws for the feed.
Hear him roar, see him foam,
but we're not coming home,
'till he's dead, good and dead. Kill the Yeast.

NO! I won't let you do this!

If you're not with us, you're against.
Bring the old man!

: Get your hands off me!

We can't have them running off to warn the creature.

Let us out!

We'll rid the village of this Yeast, who's with me?!

Chorus:
Get your torch, mount you horse,

Through your courage to the stinking place.

We're counting on your stud to lead the way.
Through a mist to the wood, where we see a haunted castle,
something's lurking that you don't see every day.
It's a Yeast, just as tall as a mountain,
We won't rest 'till he's good and deceased.
Steady fourth, tally ho! Grab your sword, grab your bow!
Let's get on and here we go!

We'll lay seige to the castle, and bring back his head!

We have to warn the Yeast. This is all my fault.
OH papa what are we going to do?!

Now, now. We'll think of something.

>>723895
Holy fuck... You have ADIS nigger....

>>724395
I'll post and make sure to say if it worked or not.
>>724432
Yes, I can. I also thought of taking ideas from the Atkins diet. I'll dig a little more.
>>724452
I've never really read much about it. Will do.
>>724518
I'll ask and see if I can afford that kind of thing.
>>724552
Very nice!

OP cont.
>>724327
Thanks much for the links, will read up more.
>>724345
Carrots are raw only. I am pretty sure I have to steer more towards green, leafy things, that is what they really urged me to eat. Especially raw.
>>724363
You spend one week (let alone 5 years) with a burning itch so bad that it keeps you awake at night. THEN you'll want to kill yourself. Not eating french fries for a while doesn't seem like too harsh of an alternative.

hey OP
do be careful, i assume the reason youre not supposed to have fruit is because of sugar... watch out for sweet veggies. you might want to do some research on things before you go and invest money on them, also it would be a shame to accidentally ruin this awful diet and have to start back at square one because you accidentally ate something that happened to have sugar in it.
i dont know for sure but i'm just sayin, if i were you i'd look up things like carrots, bell peppers, squash etc. you might just want to stay with leafy greens to be on the safe side.

OP
>>724919
Two of the vegetables you listed I HAVE to eat raw. And yes, I am looking out for things that look like I can eat them but could potentially fuck everything up.

Pesto... on meat.

>>724008

>I have chronic/recurrent yeast infections

Absolutely disgusting.

Fucking die.

>>725098
Not vaginal.

Water. Have fun :].

what other kind is there ! HOOOOOOOOOOO

it makes a great sourdough starter

>>725098
If you've ever had any sexual contact with a vagina (WHICH I DOUBT OH HO HO) 7 times out of 10 they have a mild yeast or bacterial infection. These things can lie dormant waiting for the right conditions to bloom.

Think about that next time you see a vagina anywhere.

>>725336
That's true. Also, if you notice the vagina you happen to be licking tastes or smells like onions. That vagina has a bad culture of bacteria feeding on it's vag juices which you also happen to now have in your mouth.

>>725336
[citation needed]

>>725172
If not vaginal, then where?

>>725353
no OP here, but i have a retarded immune system that hardly ever works. i got chicken pox three times, to give you an idea.
i get yeast rashes. i have one on my ribs right now. itchy annoying shit. yeast can affect any part of your body.

OP, wow
Sucks to be a girl

So what's left:
Butter, unsalted
Eggs
Chicken
Some Fish (Baked) + Lemons?
Tomatoes
Red Meat
Olives (?)
Lettuce (add salt to salad?)
Squash - raw
Broccoli
Carrots - raw
Celery
Thai peppers
Yogurt - unsweetened
Garlic
Tofu (a legume) + ground beef (?)
Avocado (?)
Bacon (salty?)

It sounds like you could make hamburger patties filled with minced onion and garlic, with tomato slices on top, wrapped in spinach leaves.

Not quite sure how restrictive some things are, if lemon/orange rind are permissible, you'd have a bit of flavoring opportunity, but no fruits may be that restrictive.

As for yogurt, I have no idea how the hell you're permitted to have this. Even plain unsweetened yogurt uses live cultures. I mean, if you honestly can use it, you may as well crack open an Indian cuisine cookbook and get cracking, because that leaves you open for quite a bit of variety there.

In fact, I'd suggest looking at an Indian cookbook regardless. Many things may be off limits due to one restriction or another, but there's some interesting vegetable-heavy dishes with spice ideas that aren't based on modern American vinegar sauces.

why did I read this whole thread
what is this I dont even

wow, this was one of the most disgusting yet interesting threads I've read in a while.

>>725336

this is making me gag right now, just thinking about times I've gone down on girls. How the fuck am I gonna do it again? Thanks asshole now I gonna become a fag

OP
>>725380
Indian food, will look into.
I actually did some hamburger patties tonight, onion, egg, sea salt, pepper corns. They are baking as I type this. I also I have a side salad to go with it.
Yogurt is allowed because it promotes vaginal health. The bacterial cultures that live in it are the ones that keep the vagina balanced. Hence why putting yogurt in/on the vagina is a common home remedy for yeast infections and women are encouraged to incorporate yogurts into their regular diet.

>>725410
>>725336
The less we know about the opposite genders' bits, the better.

>>725376
>Sucks to be a girl

guys can get yeast infections too, fyi.

omg you are on the candidas diet!

I started this candidas diet today and so far i suck at it. Yeast makes you crave carbs so while my goal was just to have eggs and onions, I ended up having a bagel. And then wanted another, but resisted.

I'm planning on having meat for lunch and fish for dinner with no side dishes, just a side of more meat.

This is going to get old fast.

A female of your type should have a prominent warning label to notify potential sexual partners that you are a disease carrier.

>>725819
Wow. You fucking failed on the first day, at the first meal? You're useless, just go kill yourself.

>>725830
shut up asshole, yeast lives all over your skin too.
i think this poor girl is going through enough with out you flaming her over the net. jeez.
OP, you could try making some soups from scratch, with lots of veggies.i think someone might have actually suggested that heh.
you could take some trout or salmon (or really any other fish you ARE allowed to eat) and put it in a foil packet with lots of veggies (baby corn, garlic, onion, leafy greens...go wild) and a bit of butter and either broil it or put the whole packet on the grill for a few mins, thats always tasty.

are you allowed to have honey?

>>725819
Suck it up. You can do better than that. Carbs and sugar make you crave more carbs and sugar. Not yeast. It's a vicious cycle most don't know about. You like most people, have a sugar addiction. After two weeks of no sugar you'll feel great. But, you'll crave it like a fucking crack addict. The longest I went without sugar was 6 months. The cravings finally stopped about about 3 weeks. It was murder.

>>725859

this guys right. I went three months without sugar once and it kinda sucked at first, but after a couple of weeks it was no big deal. Just be careful though, because once I was able to eat some sugars again I wanted to have some of the things that I couldn't so I bought a bunch of snack foods, and then felt like shit after eating just a little bit of it. Once your body gets rid of all the sugar, you will feel horrible if you eat too much of it again.

Don't know any bird seed recipes, sorry

>>725819
You fail. You came here asking for recipes so you wouldn't have to eat shit plain, and then went away and did the same thing today that you did before? Fuck off.
>>726058
She can't eat bird seed. Grains are seeds.

NOTES ON VAGINAS:
Vaginas are warm, wet, dark places. Great places for yeasts and bacteria to grow. So they're locked in a more or less perpetual stalemate. It's been that way forever, will be that way forever, and a mouth is fucking way nastier anyway.

Hey OP, is this infection in your vagina or not?

Please describe what it looks and smells like, perhaps comparing the various textures and scents to common foodstuffs so we can better understand the situation.

This makes the greasy, awesome casserole I'm making sound all the more appetizing. I feel your pain, man.

>>724018
I think I'd like pics of this

>NO processed salt
What in the world is processed salt?

>>724014
>I just see so much of this fad diet/homeopathic shit that I flip out at the slightest hint of it
>Have you tried pushing lots of yogurt in your vagina?
I lol'd so much

holy shit no yeast?

>>726208
Iodized

eat only ribeye steak for the rest of your life.

>>726208
A lot of table salts have dextrose and iodine added. They have also been "bleached" and require the dextrose in order to help mask the bitterness inherent to the "bleaching" process.

OP
>>725819
Good luck! So far I have been doing pretty well. Meat + Salad has been tiding me over. I miss juice, though.
>>725837
No honey. And I will see if I am skilled enough to make a decent soup.
>>726112
That is not my post. I haven't broken my guidelines at all. No yeast infection > Eating whatever I want, in my book.
>>726181
I've said it was in my vagina. Also, I am not going to describe it. I just wanted recipes that exclude the items I listed, not medical advice.
>>726208
Pictures of the items listed? Google them.
>>726223
I was mildly creeped out.

>>723895

ricky?

OP
>>726582
Not Ricky.

>>726576
makin soup is like the easiest thing ever. dont start with boullion or pre packaged stock though! because it is loaded with salt and other stuff.
your best bet, for maximum ease, would be to just throw a whole chicken into a pot of water. throw in some sea salt and whatever herbs you like. bring to a rolling boil, reduce head and cover. continue to simmer for a couple hours.
when your chicken is done cooking, just take it out and de bone it. toss desired amount of meat back into your pot of chickeny water and herbs. dump veggies in en masse. enjoy. =)

I don't see gravy on that list.

Hamburger patty + gravy

Obvious troll is obvious.

i don't have any recipes, sorry.

just uhm, don't eat silver.

>>726699
Salisbury steak? Add onions.

I came to /ck/ to learn about food but instead I masturbated.

So how often do girls put food in their vagina? Details please.

You need to see a dietitian. I mean, you need to be told why you can't eat these foods; just having a list doesn't explain what the problem is.

Also, I don't see HUGE STEAK on there, nor a list so evil you can't cook for yourself.

>>726723

Only 3 or 4 hundred times.

OP
>>726699
Premade gravies all have processed salt/sugars/starch. Gravy made from scratch is no different, it takes some sort of starch as a thickening agent. So no gravy.
>>726723
You're welcome? I think? Also, most home remedies for things involve edible cures. So most of the time food in vag comes with things like rash, smells, chunky discharge and etc. Not really fappable, but hey this IS the internet. Good for you having an infected vag fetish.

OP
>>726730
Again, I did see a doctor. This is a tempory diet with guidelines given by the physician. I do know the reason for the diet and it's not just a random list. I don't have to tell you what it is, that's not really the point of my post. (even though it has already been revealed and discussed in the thread) I came here for recipes NOT medical advice.

>>726734
That is a correct and approximate number.

Looks like some crazy form of the Atkins diet if you ask me.

>>726736
You can use plenty of chemicals to thicken it without start. Xanthum gum is cheap, easily available and not a starch. make gravy pussy.

Sure is HURRRR in here. Shows what percentage of 4chan posters don't even skim the thread. I'd contribute OP, but you're already doing way better than I would at this!
Chopped steak salad is one of my favorite things though. Yummmm. Try marinading / cooking it with heavy exotic spices?

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>>726878
Cheap? Yes.
Available? Yes.
Synthesized from sugar? Yes.
So can I eat it? No.
>>726909
Expecting people to read a thread is too much.
Also, I've been cooking random meats and throwing them in salads, it works out pretty okay.

>>726723
At least this one is out in the open about being a creeper.
>>726181
This one is just nasty and fishing for fap material.

>>726723
I keep a carrot up there 24 hours a day, just in case I get hungry.