actually i remove the bread and eat the crust

In almost all cases, no. If I were making cute little tea sandwiches, yes.

>>720693

I remember reading an article a few years ago about some Americans actually removing the crust, kids disliking the crust and the existence of crustless bread.

It was a laughing matter in my country for weeks.

>>720718
yeah, everyone knows that that special crispy crust of white bread is the best thing about the bread - oh wait? you mean you americans eat shitty pieces of toast, hahahahahahaha.

>>720693
What are you? gay? Eat that fucking crust you loser.

If you don't like the crust buy some bread with better crust.

>>720718
Actually it's pretty common around the world also 0/10 for your bullshit.

Ever since sliced bread was invented there were people who didn't like the crust.

>>720803
No, only pretentious Americans who weren't raised properly and in turn became spoiled brats.

>>720803
sliced bread is shit anyway.

>>720803
>Ever since SLICED bread was INVENTED there were people who didn't like the crust.

oh my god

>>720803

Pre-sliced bread? Yeah, it turned out in shops lately (not America). Only low-class smelly people buy it.

>>720801
This. I thought I didn't like bread crust from the time I was a little kid. Turns out my parents fed me shitty bread.

>>720804
>pretenious
>Americans

Your opinion is now valid

>>720808
What exactly is wrong with that?

Anyway, faggots. Americans invented sliced bread, they can do whatever the fuck they want. Who actually gives a shit?

>>720803

Hello there, Slovakian man here. I actually remember an article about it (picking off the crust in amerika) a few years ago. It was hilarious and a good joke material.

Then again, seeing as world is progressing nowadays I'm sure the next generation Slovakians will like crust-less bread. Such are the times. And such shittier bread in our stores.

>>720817
>Americans invented sliced bread

I just shat myself, lol

lol at what Americans call "bread"

>>720810

QFT. Only poor and lazy people buy that sliced shit. Regular tastes better and is cheaper. It's so illogical.

>>720821
>>720822
Such shitty trolls these days.

>>720825
I guess you are >>720817

>>720821
Umm... They did. Does your shitty country now have actual historical knowledge of the outside world?

>>720825

Nice reverse trolling. But imagining that sliced bread needed to be 'invented' is utter stupidity.

>>720822

THIS is the point here. Americans no longer eat bread, they eat toast-sliced suppository. Real bread has awesome crispy crust which is godly when fresh.

>>720832
Ok, now I know you're trolling or just REALLY uneducated.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sliced_bread
http://www.puzzookies.com/SlilcedBread.html
http://www.bayweekly.com/year01/issue9_4/burton9_4.html
http://archiver.rootsweb.ancestry.com/th/read/ABOUT-WORDS/2004-01/1074732264

>>720834
I'm tried of your shitty generalizations from your shitty countries and your VERY low intelligence.

Look, there are DIFFERENT types of bread. SLICED BREAD like wonder bread and that shit are an American invention and it's not the same as french bread or classic bread. Different subs and sandwiches are made with different bread.

>>720835

Jesus fucking christ.
These links are proof that there will be an origin to Mashed Potato or Cubed Cucumber claimed by some country one day.

lol it seems that there are those from such poor countries they can't afford imported cheap american bread. i'll enjoy my pb and j and laugh at the irony.

>>720836
>sandwiches are made with different bread

Please describe what a good american bread looks like, feels like and tastes like.

>>720837
0/10

Oh god, this is hilarious. I never thought there could be such horrible trolls who try so hard.

>>720839
>imported
>bread

wat

http://history1900s.about.com/od/1920s/qt/slicedbread.htm

>>720842
Your shit country relies on imports.

>>720835

well, some tings are on the internet, some things are in real life

>>720839
>>720842
>>720845

Real bread cannot be imported, because I buy it straight out of the oven (well, maybe 1 hour after) in my local bakery at mornings.

HEY BUTTHURT EUROFAGGOTS

SLICE BREAD = AMERICAN INVENTION

Sure any idiot can slice a piece of bread, but can you get each slice perfectly the same so that the kids don't fight over who got the bigger piece? SLICED BREAD DOES NOT MEAN BREAD THAT HAS BEEN SLICED ALONE, IT MEANS THE PROCESS OF HOW SLICED BREAD IS MADE. Fucking literal kiddies who failed english AND history all at once.

>>720848
>SLICE BREAD = AMERICAN INVENTION

well, go ahead and be proud of the shittiest kind of bread in history

>>720846
>some
>tings

Hey kid, google "sliced bread".

Sliced bread is an american invention of pre slicing bread, packaging it, and selling it so.

Americans also buy their onions pre-chopped

>>720851
We will.


While we're at it, what contributions have YOUR shitty country brought to the world?

>>720855
>baaaaawwwww

butthurt faggot is butthurt

>>720851
Oh whatever, you're just jealous. Look at all the neat things you can do with sliced bread.

inferior eurofags haet pj n j :(

>>720856

Well, we invented the anus sausage. It's comparable to american bread.

My Bologna has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name,
It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh I love to eat it everyday,
And if you ask me why say,
Cause' Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!

ALL THE EUROFAGS CAN KISS MY A-S-S BECAUSE THEY AREN'T THE B-E-S-T

>>720865

PROTIP: you can slice it yourself and have cheaper, tastier bread.

>>720870
>pj

wat

AMERICAN SANDWICH THREAD

delicious elvis sandwich, you must eat it.

BLT = nom nomnnomnomnonmonm

>>720877
Double jelly and peanut butter sandwich :3

>>720855

Aw hell, pre-chopped FTW!

I buy everything pre-sliced and pre-chopped. No work so I don't tire myself while cutting! Knives are dangerous and cutting boards unhygienic you know.

Americans, get in here and protect your delicious pride.

MMMMM... Horseshoe sandwich

Oh god, grilled cheese. Submit you filthy heathens and witness to the TRUTH of American superiority.

>>720886
Shit son, you're right. But here in freedomland you see, we don't use sissy knives. Knives are more uncivilized savages and those are technologically inferior. No sir, we use GUNS to cut through our delicious bakery fresh breads. It makes it taste like FREEDOM

>>720886

That's what I'm thinkin dude! Why slice when you can have it done for you.

no american sandwich thread will ever be complete without the Reuben sandwich

>>720906
Sure any idiot can slice a piece of bread, but can you get each slice perfectly the same so that the kids don't fight over who got the bigger piece? We love our children so much, equally in the country of equality. Wouldn't you agree, fellow American friend? :3

>>720908

Way out of proportion.

Mmmmm... Tuna fish sandwich is a most delicious American invention. As well as the Tuna fish itself.

>>720915
Oh fine, you get a better picture then :(

>>720912

Who the fuck slices bread blatantly uneven? Parkinson disease victims?

>>720920
Children are very pity. You have to understand that, anyway can you actually say you can draw a perfect circle?

>>720924

You meant picky? I really understand that.
But slicing bread evenly is far from drawing a perfect shape.

YOU CAN;'T INVENT SLICED BREAD YOU STUPID INBRED MOTHERFUCKERS
WHEN THERE WAS BREAD, THERE WAS KNIFE. YOU TAKE KNIFE, YOU CUT BREAD.
SLICED MOTHERFUCKING BREAD MOTHERFUCKERS YOU CAN'T CLAIM TO INVENT THAT YOU COUSING LOVING GODDAMN HICKS

ITT: Britons chide Americans over pre-packaged food.

>>720930
Children are picky but they're pity too. They will argue over the most ridiculous of things if their mommy or daddy slices some bread they might assume one of the pieces are bigger and fight wit their siblings for that piece even if they are perfectly even. Sandwiches were and always have been more popular with kids since it's easy for them to make themselves and it helps solves these problems. Now we just have to invent sliced toys and attention, love, care, so it would be easier to handle the other pity things.

>>720934
Lol, the fail is strong in this one. You haven't even read the thread and understood a single word have you?

>>720936
>Britons

wrong

>>720939

Well, the 'sliced bread invention' is laughable by default. Think about it. Also, lol media

Phillie Cheesesteak.

Why are there americans proud of creating the worst bread to ever be shat out into this world?
It's an abomination. Congrats on creating evil.

>>720940
You, maybe. But honestly, anyone with a working computer and spare time to access 4chan is going to be living in a country steeped in pre-packaged foods, but the British so.

>>720934
This kid... Jesus

Sliced bread does not by itself mean bread that has been sliced. It's bread that has been pre-sliced, packaged, and sold. It is indeed invented by Americans.

I can see how you failed and the Americans just played you like a fool but you're a horrible disgrace to whatever country you're from. CRUISE CONTROL FOR RAGE AND COOL MUCH? They owned you horribly.

Faroegians are gay.

>>720947
See
>>720944
Why are you proud of something horrible?

>>720946

Some evolved countries haven't been flooded with blatant consumerism yet. It will come though...

>>720947

I want to believe... I want to believe you're trolling.

>>720950
Oh? Like who? Like what country? Like what country that is actually accessing and communicating on 4chan right now? I dare you to come up with one, I double dog dare you.

>>720949
Because it has been the pride and staple and an American icon for decedes. For our fathers, for our father's fathers, for our father's father's father. Nobody in the entire western world could survive without things and classics we've made. Spam and sliced bread. Also, not ALL sliced bread is bad. Go to an actual bakery, Christ.

God bless America :3

>>720953

Albania :)

>>720946
This is completely true but America is world-reknowned for having and actually regularly eating a much higher number of pre-packaged goods.
It's clear to me when I've been in the states that there is a huge amount of pre-packaged goods available in supermarkets compared to the many European places I've been.
So, yes, it's hypocritical in a sense, but you have to admit America has a vast amount of pre-packaged goods, more so than many other countries.

Americans already won for the last two hundred years, get over it.

>>720960

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yes, you won the prize alright.

>>720954

I can think of many. Albania was a good pick. Macedonia, Northern Turkey, Moldavia, Transdniestria, Russia, South-East... But many countries or some of their areas are quite different from a mall interior.

>>720957
This is true, but who in their right mind would actually bash on something like sliced bread? Even Europeans, Australians, whatever love it. There's just these pretentious that just like to bash a country because it's cool on a staple product that has been around before their great grandfathers and revolutionized the world :(

>>720960
>Americans
>won

wat

>>720964
Actually... no


Russia DEFINITE no. They needed spam, we all know they did.

>>720967
>baaaaaaaawwwww


We're tired of your butthurt bullshit, kid. Just fuck off if you can't make an actual argument and just rage and sage. You're a pathetic failure and disgrace.

>>720966

Well, I live in Europe and someone buying sliced bread is considered a lazy tasteless slob. In time almost everyone will buy it though. All hail capitalism!

>>720964
Nestle has it's fingers deep into Turkey, and as disposable income increases in Russia, it is becoming more and more consumerist.

>>720971

Yes, because just saying "Americans won" is a totally valid and detailed statement.

Just because you repeat ad nauseum it doesn't make it any less insipid.

Ok, so this whole time this one guy has been angry that slice bread sucks and we went on for an hour about how much it sucks. LOL American soldiers must have raped his mother or something for this level of pathetic.

>>720972
What the fuck part of Europe do you live in? FRANCE? Nobody gives a shit if you buy sliced bread or not here.

>>720968

Minced meat in cans is older than SPAM brand.

Also, a friendly lol

>>720977
Americans won, fool. Deal with it.

>>720973
>it is becoming more and more consumerist

Of course. And it will become so.
But not yet.
Also, you haven't seen Russia outside of its big cities...

>>720984
Didn't some guy contribute the survival of the Russian army on the product "spam" by hormel foods and the people saw it as a cheap savior? I would know, I'm no slav nor historian.

>>720985
And we in the States have people in the hills who live on pine nuts and squirrel meat, what's your point? I was saying that Moscow is positively dripping in prepackaged goods and there are teams of janitors to sweep up all of the Mars bar wrappers littering the Red Square.

>>720990
You're just mad because American is the winner.

>>720980

Poland

>>720966
It didn't revolutionise the world, I think that's a far fetched comment ^^ it is useful for toast, but genuinelly, in my country, only poor or lazy people buy the manufactured sliced bread. But Europeans are snobs about bread. It's just food.

>>720984

Won what? You probably don't even know what you're arguing, do you?

Sliced bread is fail, want even slices? USE A FUCKING BREAD SLICING MACHINE!
This way you get bread that is win AND even slices

>>720990
Bullshit. I've been to warsaw and poland is one of the most diverse places in the entire world, they don't give a shit if you buy sliced bread or not... I think. I never bought any while I stayed tho.

>>720992

The point is that 10km from Moscow there is 30-years backwards civilization. Trust me, we have social differences now like America never witnessed.

>>720996
This thread. Just read the whole thing, it's fucking hilarious. Americans STOMPED and mocked him in such polite ways... FUCK YEAH COLUMBIA

>>720998

In stores, maybe. But there is a deeply rooted breadmaking tradition in eastern europe. It's disappearing, but still there to some extent.

>>720994
What? Polish are not pretentious pricks like the French. I'm sure in all honesty nobody cares what the hell you buy.

HAY GUYZ

>>721000
The hilarious thing is that this thread is trolls trolling trolls.

>>720999
And if that was the argument, you would have a point. I was saying that there is hardly a nation out there that is Second to First World that has not been touched by Processed Food Fever.

I'm still waiting for the Wapanese folks to come out about how beautiful and natural the Japanese diet is. That would make my day so much.

I bought sliced bread when I was a teenager.

Then I started caring about the taste and found a local bakery so I eat it always fresh and full of taste.

>>721010

Touched, maybe. But think of the whole.
Even in times of communism you could buy western products in special shops. So even deep communism was 'touched' by western consumerism.

>>721010
The hell you talking about?


Japan is such a centre for processed food you can't walk 40 feet away from a vending machine.

I love crust

>>721008
Seems like it's beyond trolling and just hilarious bullhurt. Or a misunderstanding and comprehension of what exactly "sliced bread" is. It's more like a circlejerk of LOLOLOLOOLO SLICED BREAD = BREAD THAT IS SLICED AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT AND YOU CAN'T INVENT THAT LLOLOOLOLOL

>>721014
The whole? Yes, fine, the spare village here and there only has some SPAM tins and the occasional Nestle bar, but anything larger and any sort of argument against Americans for oh my god buying SLICED BREAD goes out the window.

>>721015
Therefore, that would make my day.

We should save this thread for prosperity. The day someone scoffed at "sliced bread" for a hundred posts.

>>721021
>the spare village here and there etc.

You don't know very much about the world.

>>721016
YOU MONSTER.

THE CRUST OF SLICED BREAD IS THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL

>>721021
all I can tell is that your knowledge of the outside world is quite bad.

>>721025
We're still talking about Russia, aren't we? I'm not saying there are warrior tribes in Papua New Guinea eating Snickers bars.

>>721024
>We should save this thread for prosperity
>prosperity

WILL IT MAKE UZ MONIES?

>>721028
Dude, there are villages in Germany, France, and Italy too but we're not exactly talking about "tribes" either.

>>721030
Yes, we will put it on digg and ten thousand people will laugh and be enraged for mocking their most important staple food.

>>721026
Must be why I like it

>>721027

I didn't meat to be insulting, but developing countries are such a mosaic of old and new...

Well, I travel Romania, Ukraine, Moldavia, Slovakia, south Russia quite often, sort of a job...

>>721031
Oh, Jesus, why are you bringing up Western Europe in an argument about the global reach of prepackaged, processed foods? Do you want to make my entire argument for me?

I like to take the bread from the crust and eat it that way whose eyes are those eyes

PROTIP: not all of the western world is a mall

>>721036

You are widening your argument area. Not so fair.

Also, try to explore the interior of some countries. You'll notice that what's up front doesn't describe it truthfully.

>>721036
I have no idea where we were going with this but I assumed it was about villages and such.

>>721036
Wait... what?

>>721038
Yes it is.

Do not question the western world's power of capitalism and religion, it is the strongest ever.

>>721040
Hey, it was that other guy that brought Germany, Italy and France into the argument, not me.

>>721041
I was saying that yes, rustic villages are largely not regular consumers of consumer, packaged foodstuffs, but anything larger and any sort of "lol sliced bread" argument against Americans is rendered moot.

>>721042
GERMANY AND FRANCE BUY A LOT OF FUCKING PROCESSED FOODS

>>721038
No, it's not, but anyone here right now is living in the mall portions of the world.

>>721038
Denial is strong in this one.

>>721044
>>721048

Fucking idiots that never actually witnessed how some countries really are. I cannot even tell if your bullshit is rightwing, mainstream or leftist.

>>721050

Well, what knowledge about it do YOU have?
Knowledge, oh sorry, I have experience in actual life in rural cultures. And your talk is some media bullcrap.

>>721051
Oh? Where do you live, junior? Can you walk into a convenience store right now and buy a Cornello or some other ice cream treat? Can you buy a liter of diet cola?

Or are you telling me you're talking to me from Senegal?

The crust is the tastiest but also the most annoying part. Anyway, it stays on the bread.

>>721061
Oh, I forgot to actually respond to the OP. Cutting the crust off is for three-year-olds and retards, even if we are talking about Wonder Bread.

>>721059

I'm tired. So shallow... WTF is Cornello?

>>721059

I realize that waking into a disneyland gives you the full insight into american culture, but don't think so about other countries.

>>721065
It's a European-made pre-packaged ice cream cone. You likely have some other variant in some store up the street from you. Thus, you are just as much of a first-world consumerist as I am.

But I already knew that about you because you're on fucking 4CHAN.

>>721069
My point had nothing to do with The People of the World. My point was there is not one among us who isn't some sort of Hormel-chomping butterball because we're all warm and safe and talking on this stupid website right now. Every. Last. One. Of. You.

awesome thread.

>>721073

The generalizations will be your downfall. It's too simplistic you see. You underestimate the variety of 4chon users too.

>>721076
>awesome thread.

thanks, i've been trolling here for like 5 hours now

>>721078
Oh, that is a laugh and a half. There is nothing about LOL ANONYMOUS that you can't say about SomethingAwful Goons or FARK's Whatever-They're-Called. All doughy, all consuming enough soda and crisps to feed Africa for generations.

>>721073
>not one among us who isn't some sort of Hormel-chomping butterball because we're all warm and safe

you'd be amazed...

this all started with the crust of bread

>>721081

Not very insightful. Using words like 'nothing' and 'all' when describing a diverse group is disqualifying.

>>721081

You are SO wrong

I am an American, and when I see threads trying to defend Wonderbread, I renounce all pride in my country.

I now renounce my pride.

>>721082
Like what? You better not be talking about that stupid fucking idiot that posted about how his roommate made off with his rent money and abloobloobloo.

>>721086
>4chan
>diverse group
Oh, my sides.

>>721091

Just stop posting already. You don't understand what society, diversity and statistic/reality relevance is.

Also, I think you're >>721080

over and out

>>721094
Sorry, but it's true, the majority of 4chan and FARK and YTMND and all of those dumb websites can be easily interchanged. Same sort of humor, same sort of culture, same sort of "internet zaniness XD" and hazing and everything, and it's all enabled through first world comforts like broadband internet and readily available food. So when the shit starts to get flung about AMERICANS THIS or EUROPEANS THAT, I just have to laugh because you're ALL THE SAME.

>>721100
The majority of the people who regularly go to those sites, just to clarify.

So what's the deal with american bread? I hear lots of people complaining about it, but how the hell can you fuck up bread?

>>721104
We put CORN SYRUP IN IT.

Crust removal = childish

>>721106
corm? Why that?

ITT: Power level 1 trolls, and bawwwing Eurofags.

>>720693

No, I do not. You see, I'm a grown man, not a child.

There are so many trolls in this thread I don't even

>>721173
You don't even... what? TELL ME!!

>>720972
Everyone in Europe is lazy tasteless slob anyway

>>721178
Those europeans in your pic are germans, germans aren't europeans. Neither are the french.

I used to, but that was only so I could eat the crust first.

>>721089
Wasn't aware you had any to begin with