>>716287
>I’m about to have beef stew.

fixed

Your flatmate is awesome. I hope he spends the money on a hooker and cocaine while you are starving.

>>716293
Actually, I think he bought a Wii, games, and some petrol with it. :/

> I can’t even flush the toilet and my flatmate took the biggest shit in it jus before he skipped town, IT’S STILL IN THERE, OH GOD. I’ve been using baggies for that purpose.

I'm LOLing hard at this. MERRY CHRISTMAS! Enjoy your chocolate log.

Something to remember him by.

>>716296
I keep the bathroom door closed and have a towel pressed up to the bottom of it so the smell won't escape. There's no window and the fan never did work right. I don't need to go in there since I have no water for a real shower.

On another note, this stew is fucking godly.

I'm really proud of this little thing. This "crisis" is the first time I've ever really used it. It cooks ramen noodles right in the bowel. I have metal bowls. It made this stew start boiling in 20 minutes. Since I was posting it didn't seem very long.

you must be really retarded not being able to pour water in the back of the toilet to flush it

>>716299
All I have are three 16oz water bottles. I don't think I'll be making ten 3 mile trips to the park for enough water to flush my toilet once. Maybe if it rains again for a long while I'll get enough water for one flush. But, right now, drinking and cooking water is far more important.

>>716298
>It cooks ramen noodles right in the bowel.

WOW! How do you do THAT?!

Cant you explain your situation to a neighbour? They'd surely give you a bucket of water. They'd probably even let you use their shower.

I'm interested in how you made the stove thing with the pop can. How did you do it? I've always thought how much it would suck if I found myself unable to boil water.

>>716297 On another note, this stew is fucking godly.

Everything tastes better when you are cold, hungry or desperate enough.

>>716302
Uh....like this. It's an old pic and the first test. It doesn't cook them at a high heat and it takes longer. The result is super thick noodles because they soak up so much water.

posting in epic thread.... good luck anon

>>716302

He puts it in his ass.

>>716287
Are you MacGuyver? That thing is awesome.

>>716305
This is a big city. I once went around to every fucking neighbor in the complex and asked to borrow a phillips screwdriver so I could fix my door knob before someone could jsut walk into my place and steal everything. No one would lend me a screwdriver. Most wouldn't open their doors and simply yelled out. The people that did open their doors only opened them a tiny tiny crack. They'd listen then be like "bugger off!" :C I was able to get a kitchen knife to work though.

>>716310
So fucking true! lol

>>716309
Cut a can in half, spread the top piece open a little so it'll slip onto the bottom and then cut out a bigger hole in the top. I drilled holes around the sides and it's supposed to flame out those, but it never does for some reason. It takes a long time to boil pure water.

I used the bottom of a glass candle jar to help spread the can a bit so they'd fit together. These are some old pics of the process. I actually think it will work well without the little holes drilled on the sides.

Looks like someone is going to have to suck some dicks.

Seriously though, appeal to some neighbors and get the cops on your flatmate's ass, because you should at least know his name and face unless you are just bullshitting. Go to some fucking soup kitchens, food banks, look this shit up while you still have electricity for internet. Dumpster dive at midnight outside bakeries or dunkin donuts/starbucks. They throw out perfectly good food all the time.

Godspeed, fagnonymous.

What is your address? I wish to mail you $5 to aid you in your survival.

hey go to the gas station and there are a tap where you can get a tap water to drink, making food and if theres same paper towel take that too you can clean your spoons and bowls whit it:)

>>716309
Oh, and that wire cage thing is a small piece of "hardware cloth". It can support my heavy cast iron skillet too. I've not tried to make anything in the skillet with it yet.

...although I bet if I did the skillet would act more like an oven than a hot frying pan. I think I just found a way to cook my frozen pizzas before the electric gets shut off! All I'll need to do is cut them into serving sized pieces so they fit in the skillet.

Whore yourself out for sammiches

Find a hose or tap outside somewhere that you can get water from, then get a large container to carry water with, fill the container and take it back to your flat, you can use it to fill your toilet cistern so you can flush.

What about trying to find the bastard? Go to your local police station and tell them what happened. Also describe to them in vivid detail what you've been doing to survive.

>>716341
>>716342
>>716344
I may need to dumpster dive sooner or later, so when I drop off my baggies of...stuff. I'll look for some old milk jugs or something and any food of course. If I ration I should be able to make it without eating out of the dumpster.

>>716343
LOL! I'm tempted, I really am.

>>716342
Listen to this man. And flush the toilet. It will eventually make the place unliveable.
Get your hands on like a little money, and buy lots of ramen. And go dumpster diving.

>>716351
He's like 2 states away if he went back to his home state. I already talked to one cop over the phone about it and the process sounds like a real bitch plus I'm a long long way from downtown and they won't come here because it's not an emergency.

what is thy address i wish to send you some MREs and bottled water.

Beg for money. You said you live in a city, there is a 50% chance you have a subway. It's illegal but only a total fucking idiot can get arrested for panhandling on the subway and no matter how shitty you do, you will get at least 5 bucks a day. That is enough for 1-2 days worth of food.

This isn't counting all the dumpster diving and shit, which will greatly aid you with all the free breads you will be finding.

Also check out KFCs around closing time, they throw out all their chicken at closing time so you might be able to snag a bucket or some pieces of free chicken here and there if you are polite and get their sympathy.

I used to be in your situation. I feel for you.

>>716337

there must be a few backdoor gardens? That innevitably means water hose taps, which in turn means drinking water. Think creatively. Good luck.

>>716362
>Also check out KFCs around closing time, they throw out all their chicken at closing time so you might be able to snag a bucket or some pieces of free chicken here and there if you are polite and get their sympathy.

Ohhhhhh! I know of a pizza place near here that sometimes gives away pizza when they close because someone didn't pick up a phone in.

GAH!!! Maybe I could phone in 2 pizzas, never pick them up and instead just arrive to see if there are any free pizzas and pretend I wasn't the one to phone it in...

If I get desperate I'll do that.

I must go. I'll be back later in this thread! Thanks so far /ck/!

>>716368

Don't do it, they might have caller ID, compromising you from ever ordering there again.

Just do it the legit way.

I'd paypal you $10 if you could get to it.

You can get clean water in restrooms. If you are subtle about it you can get napkins and paper towels too. Do not push your luck too far though or you will be thrown out. Be subtle. Fill up just a little.

If you can get a clean tap at the local filling station then you can probably fill large containers of water.

are you at a library or something, op?

Unless you live in some third world country like india, vietnam, england, peru, or something, they can't shut off your water. Inability to flush the toilet immediately makes a building condemnable in most countries.

get a fucking job

>>716457

Canada.

>>716442
Are you all really so stupid as to believe this fucker is sitting in his apartment with no heat or water or gas, but he's got a computer he hasn't yet pawned off for some cash to pay the bills?

ITT: idiots attracted to fake stories

>>716442
I'm home using free dial-up. SHIT SUX I have phone for another month...until Jan 5th then when ever they shut it off.

>>716372
Hmm...yeah I see. thx

>>716422
No paypal account and I'll never ever ever get one fucking ever. I've had a couple of friends get all their money taken from them by paypal for literally no reason at all and there's nothing they can do about it it seems.

>>716457
I always thought only ruralfags had free water. Here you must pay and if you don't pay they stop the flow.

>>716466
I can't because of the hours and school work load. Unless it's waiting tables, but as it turns out if you're a guy no one will hire you to wait tables. Maybe at a gay bar,......no.

>>716492
That's some shitty logic skills you have there. I'm in fucking college. I bought this computer with my college tuttion. I NEED it for college. Most times I can charge it other places so I won't have too much trouble when the power finally goes out. Hopefully, I will be able to crash somewhere else most of that time anyway.

I'm not asking for your troll opinion anyway. I'll I need are good ideas to help this situation. Pawning shit isn't an option at this time. I don't even have a damn TV.

Oh, but go ahead and sit there and poke holes in an imaginary story or what ever the fuck. Go outside for a walk, fat fuck.

>>716472
College in canada is about the cheapest in the world! why are you having any financial issues?

canada also apparently sucks because it would take years of not paying your water bill for them to finally cut it off in the states.

Kill and eat your flatmate.

Learn how to mug people.

Is moving an option?

Internet and a computer but no water!
Welcome to 4chan.

>>716508
that wasn't the op replying

If you have a Paypal account and really want some help, try making a wish at www.wishuponahero.com. Just register and tell them your story, usually people will donate a couple bucks, and it adds up, or you could ask them to send food too, or whatever. Honestly that site saved my life in college, for a month I had heat but no water or cooking gas or electricity and those couple bucks helped me eat for a good few weeks. It's pretty full now with everyone begging for Christmas but it's worth a shot. Good luck!

your planning skills are weak

if you can't afford college and food at the same time, make a choice

get a job and eat

If you live in the toronto area I'll give ya some leftovers and tap water etc. Even a nice hot shower.

seriously, if you had a paypal I'd send you like twenty canadian dollars.
You poor bastard.

>>716287
Kidnap a rich kid. Become rich.

Its the end of semester.
SELL YOUR BOOKS BACK.

if you are desperate or some friends you can find have a valid canadian drivers license and willing to scan it or take up close high res photos of them i will mail u cash or paypal or whatever u need
ps im not trying to steal your identity email me at
ibuyscans at hushmail dot com

Do you have a job? If you don't then get a job at a restaurant (fast food or sit-down).

>>716572
Seems legit...

>>716577
This. I worked at an Olive Garden and at a Burgerville/Red Robin for a while during my college days. Best idea ever. I got to bring shittons of food home. Also a good place to work: Donut shops. My roommate got, at least, a dozen donuts every night because they were getting old on the shelves.

Food was something I did not worry about while in college. Fuck yeah.

Wait outside shops for kids to give you money to buy cigs/booze. Take money, stay in shop until they leave.

dude get down to your uni and apply for a hardship fund, it's not much but it'll buy food.

>>716581
Panera seems to be hooking some of my friends up.

dumpster diving. Pizza places almost always close with extra pizza. You don't have to call in fake orders, either. There will be enough. Most grocery stores throw out tons of free bread. Go to college, search those dumpsters. College kids don't know when food goes bad, they throw out good food all the time. Seriously, if you can get over the fact that you are eating garbage, you will never go hungry. There is TONS of food to be had, and most of it is delicious. And you shouldn't get sick, if you aren't an idiot and don't have a pussy for a stomach.

Or, get arrested. Get jail food. Get hospitalized. Get hospital food.

i should note that the most important thing for you right now is acquisition of fresh water. If you dumpster dive, you should be able to find a good receptacle no problem. A lot of businesses have spigots on the sides of their buildings. Use those to fill up. If anyone stops you, tell them what happened. They probably won't get you in trouble after that, and might give you money.

Also, I should note, because of society's tendency to ignore deviancy, dumpster diving is not a big issue. People would rather ignore you than try and tell you what you are doing is wrong.

OP, start selling blood or semen. Semen has incredibly low market value, obviously, but it's enough for a few meals. Blood will get you a little more, but you can only sell it once every couple of months or so.

Medical/drug trials last a week or so and they'll pay you up to 1000 dollars for your participation, it's pretty solid.

If you are insanely desperate, you can also sell your body to medical universities and shit. They'll pay you a few grand and put a tattoo on your foot, and when you die your body goes to them. Do this if you are incredibly desperate and don't care about a lot of kids looking at your wang when you die.

>>716602
if you aren't an asshole and explain it nicely when people ask what you are doing then they'll be more likely to be nice and leave you alone or even give money to help. if you're all aggressive and nasty then they'll tell you to go or threaten to call the cops

Faint in public
???
Hospital food!

ITT: Little Match Girl

You might be able to afford to eat, if you stopped paying for internets. . . . .

>>716615
>free dial up.

Here OP, this site might help you.
http://www.wikihow.com/Dumpster-Dive

Not just with dumpster diving either. People post all kinds of shit there.

Sue someone, that's what poor people normally do, right?

>>716287
When you get out of this mess,you better find that faggot roommate of yours and lynch his ass.Godspeed Anon and good luck.

>>716629

This

don't you have any friends you could crash with for a while or anything?

>>716629
OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

hows that shit taste when u mix those two?

>>716634
On 4chan... housemate ran away... friends...

>>716603

Where can i go to sell my body for medical science?

>>716634
no one on 4chan has friends, silly....

Things that don't add up in this thread:

-water gets shut off the day that his roommate skip out, leaving a huge deuce in the toilet. It takes months of not paying the bills for them to even consider doing this. That means you guys weren't paying the bills even when he was living there. Meaning its still your fault.

-OP has quite a bit of time to spend making hobo stoves and talking on 4chan. Perhaps you could use that time to GET A FUCKING JOB. Oh BAWWWWW I'm a college student, its so much work! Thats why I spend 8 hours a day on 4chan.

-OP has parents.

>>716669
Room mate had 2 months worth of rent, he was probably supposed to pay for it, but took the money instead.

4chan.

Thats not funny, my parents died hat way.

FFFFFF dude, where in Canada are you?

Anon suggests OP post details of nearest western union

>>716729
WAT

and yet you have access to the internets?

OP here. Meh, waaay too many questions here. I really don't give a shit about your questions or doubts. I mean shit what a bunch of drama.

Fuck this thread. Thanks to those that did give me good sensible suggestions. I'm in college for a reason. I want to make something of my life. That piece of paper when I graduate is well worth all this current shit going on right now. So, I make sacrifices with the things I don't "need" and I know I can get by without creature comforts. If I quit now what the fuck am I going to do if something really fucks up in my life?

AND FOR FUCK SAKE I'M NOT IN CANADA!! THAT WAS SOME OTHER ANON. :/

pic related

Ya know, if I were a different type of person I would wait a few days, maybe weeks. Then make a much similar thread (with pre-planned answers) and make a killing from paypal/western union donations.

If I were a different kind of person...

You are a faggot, ive made one of those tin stoves from watching video on youtube, your ment to place the container your cooking in on top of it to force the large flame down and the flames to come out all the small holes around the side, it distributes the flames over the surface of the cooking object to heat it faster/waste less fuel... thats some nice fail you got there

also google hobostove, also good for cooking.

>>716747
Britfag
(petrol gave you away, bro)

>>716790
lol /b/ worms

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OP, you're not supposed to cut out a large hole on the top portion. Leave it intact and poke a few holes in the center to use for filling. Keep the outer holes and the flames will come out of them.

Also, have you considered employment of some sort? Check out the 'gigs' section on craigslist. You might be able to make a few legit bucks that way.

Did you sign a lease? If so, go to court.

Wait. How do you not have water, but have Internet? I smell a rat.

cook a dog motherfucker. its whats for dinner.

Sell Plasma

>>716956
lrn2read

my god, it's like an urban My Side of The Mountain/Hatchet. godspeed, OP.

>>717017
OP's flatmate's name was, "Bando". I bet money on it!

>>716287

i'm praying you receive help....
shit sucks man.

Fuck a fat chick for 20 bucks a pop. This seriously works, she may even feed you. Fat chicks always have food, and they will generally help out with money too.

And its not considered whoring either because your a guy.

work in a restaurant, free food and money, unskilled work at night. problem solved.

>>716287
>uni student

This has to be a lie. Your university doesn't have:
a. Toilets
b. Water Fountains

I SMELL AN ELABORATE TROLL.

>>717090

This is 4chan.

EVERYONE IS A TROLL

TRUST NO ONE

FFFFFFFF

TROLLS EVERYWHERE

Go to /g/ for the ultimate example of troll paranoia.

>>716287
Ramen. $0.25 per packet. 2 per meal, 4 per day. That's food for a day on $1.00. Yes, it won't be very filling, but it's enough to get by.

>>717090

Uni students can live in apartments

live off of ramen cabbage potatoes and hotdogs

Op, I can't believe that you don't have a single friend that would help you out with any of this. there isn't anyone that has a cough you could crash on while you get back on your feet?

Also, get a job motherfucker. seriously.

Aluminum vapor from your heating element will fuck you up, hope you use that thing in a ventilated area.

this one thread has provided me with more laughter than /b/ has this entire month so far

>>716672
>>my parents are DEAAAAAAAAAAAAD

fix'd

>>716603

I'm pretty sure it's illegal(at least in the US) to pay people for donating their bodies for medical research.

I think they just pay for the travel and eventual cremation of said body but that's it.

Suck it up and borrow some money from someone. Or, you can just get some ideas from this guy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu3FlOksBjY

>>717180

Vapor? but the fire in it can't melt aluminium.

Hey dude i know it might sound wierd, but steal a bb gun or something like a sling shot and go hunting, kill what ever the hell you find, mice, rats, birds, hobos. that will be good protien and help you survive the winter, also steal dude, if you get caught the worst that can happen is you get free meals and shit. Finaly go to a church they can help you out in this department and you can most likely apply for either unemployment or assistance. Hope this helps and i hope you degree is really worth this

haul water. If you can come across a 2 gallon jug or big juice dispenser (the kind sports teams use, ask around on craigslist or freecycle), you can fill it in a laundry area or a water fountain, take it home, and set the tap up next to your sink.

if it getrs too cold to sleep, sleep in your school library. depending on what your school is like, yous might be able to get you access to a shower (if there is a campus rec center there's showers), extra shit from the cafeteria, and a campus job.

Shit bro, what about your parents? Try asking them for some money.

Seriously, some of you guys need some empathy. Even if it is all lies, you still need to get some of that.

OP is a Brit trying to masquerade as an American. He uses British terms such as Uni, petrol, and flatmate, but also American ones such as states and dollar.

>>717460

Maybe he's a Brit on a student visa in the "Colonies."

http://how2dostuff.blogspot.com/2008/05/how-to-make-pocket-stove-from-soda-can.html

If anyone needs a tutorial to make the soda can stove.

Quick and easy tomato soup.

Ketchup packets and half and half/coffee creamer from mcdonalds.

Seriously, just mix that shit up, its not bad. And free. I dare you to find a free meal anywhere else in this thread

>>717493

Food banks, dumpster diving, showing up at restaurants just as they've closed are all examples of free food mentioned in this thread.

>>717460
>>OP is a Brit trying to masquerade as an American. He uses British terms such as Uni, petrol, and flatmate, but also American ones such as states and dollar.
>>American ones such as states and dollar.
>>states and dollar.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I second 'go to a church'.

At least the ones around here always help out with this shit. I know a guy that got his air conditioning and hot water tank fixed for free by some guys there just cause he asked (though of course that specifically wouldn't help you, just an example).

Your mileage may vary.

>>717539
Ausfailians use those too.

Hey anon. :D You're in a bad way.

Try hitting up a church for food, this is probably the best option.

I dunno where the fuck you're from, but find some fucking Welfare program. Bullshit your way through it. Seriously, lie your ass off.

Find a job. You already said you were from a big city, so get some job at a grocery store (STEAL FOOD ANON, STEAL!), or any other easy-to-apply place and work for a week or more, if you can. I'm guessing you're studying your ass off for some HUEG ASS successful life or some bullshit, so work a week and quit showing up when the work schedule interferes with your classes/studying. If you really do live in a big city, you should be able to pull this off with ease, not to mention most of the places will be grocery stores, drug stores, fast food joints, busboying at some mom and pop restaurant, etc, etc.

Go dumpsterdiving for canned goods only, don't do the pizza thing. You'll get fucked up.

Lie your way to the welfare gravy train. Work at a place where you can steal food. Dumpster dive for canned goods only. Job hop like a motherfucker if college is that serious to you.

God speed, anon.

lol housemates

Protip: Universities have excellent on-campus facilities. Showers, hot-water urns for 20cent noodles, etc.

Prostitute yourself to the fat ugly females on campus.

lol awesome troll

How do you afford an internet connection? Why don't you sell the camera you're taking pictures with?

I don't know about your university, but mine had an excellent food bank service that not too many people knew about. It was always well stocked to help out students who ran out of food money partway through the year.

>>717662
I was just going to tell him the same.
If you don't need your pc for college, there are always library's and shit, sell your pc and camera. Food, heat and water are 10X more important then a camera and computer. But I've read through some of the posts, there have been some people to give you great advice. Here I am, in my warm, clean house, and you've truly made me sad. I hope you can get back on your feet, all I can say is you better be doing well in all your classes or else none of this is worth it at all. Do you have some friends you can bum money from? Mom and Dad? The best thing I've read is 'try to save enough money up to buy a shit ton of ramen.' You could eat 2 ramens packets a day and that would be enough to fill you up.
It's Christmas time, and in big city's come rich fags who feel guilty, subways and street corners my friend. But it seems to me you're not that desperate yet.
I hope you do okay, I really do.

srsly, does OP not have friends?

just borrow some money from ure university moron, its not like they want u to starve while at their institution

>>717686

He's on 4chan, what do you expect?

Spoilers: OP is dead

>>717757

I lol'd

I haven't laughed like that for a long time. Man. This thread delivers.

>>716472
water is free in canada

>>717802
I'm loling because the OP stated that he's not in Canada, yet everyone thinks he is. lol

see what im going to eat dude
now an hero

>>717839
>see what im going to eat

...your own vomit?

SELL YOUR FUCKING CAMERA/COMPUTER FUCKTARD

>>717813
City water is not free in any part of Canada I've been in.

Op, I hope you freeze to death early on Christmas morning, alone, starving and forgotton

you must have something worth money, cds, computer equipment, jewelery, instruments, game consoles, cameras, cell phones, dvds, tv... Go to a fucking pawn shop and get some money for it. im sure you can come up with at least a few things you dont care about.

tl;dr PAWN YOUR SHIT AND BUY FOOD.

>>718015
Hah, funny, my dad told me when I was born my mom and him didn't have much money, so he pawned a shit ton of good cd's for about $50.
Really, it's not important though, once everything is better, you get back on your feet, none of what you had to do matters. So OP, SELL ANYTHING YOU HAVE WORTH EVEN $1.
And no matter the nasty things you do for money (ie. dumpster dive, beg for cash, suck dick) it won't matter 10 years down the road...that is if you don't freeze to death.

OP, I will give you $20 if you suck my dick.

Sell camera

Man, some people have to read a book to get this kind of quality entertainment!

Also the "I won't never use PayPal because somebody lost money on it one time" is complete bullshit. If it was going to help you eat, I THINK you'd chance getting some fucking free money.

OP, you probably have a foodbank somewhere in your area where poor people can get free potatoes and baked goods.

SEEK ACTUAL AID YOU STUPID FUCK

GO TO A FUCKING FOOD BANK

DITCH THAT FUCKING APARTMENT AND FIND A SHELTER

JESUS CHRIST

anon i salute your epicness

>>717616
dumpster diving for canned shit is a bad idea. Do not do it unless you are an experienced dumpster diver. They may have botulism, whose first symptom is death.

Dear anon... Let me congratulate you... You are very persistent to improve the situation... Have you ever thinked in a part-time job? Sorry if someone else already told that... Keep going... Good luck...

>>718218
death is the sweetest of flavours

dude, you hobo stove is awsome. you need to find your room mate and beat him to within an inch of his life, and closer. break that fuckers legs. if you have some gas and styrofoam you can make "napalm" it burns for much longer than just gas or alcahol. it can also burn hotter as well. just dont get any on you. stickiest shit ever. this seems a bit stupid, but i was in a situation like this before. my hobo stove was just a bunch of candles until i found an old paint can to burn things in. good luck.

Do you not have family to act as a support network in hard times? Unless your immediate family is dysfunctional alcoholics, dirt poor or abusive this is your own fault. Kids take note friends are just acquaintances you know well, family is blood and this is a bond that will always exist.

Never take sides against the family.

WAT? LOL

>>716287
CALL YOUR FUCKING PARENTS AND GET SOME MONEY QUIT THIS STUPID "OH GOD IM SO POOR IM GONNA LIVE LIKE A FUCKING TRAMP BECAUSE IM IN COLLEGE BULLSHIT"

IF YOU CAN AFFORD FUCKING COLLEGE A FUCKING DIGITAL CAMERA AND THE FUCKING INTERNET THEN YOUR PARENTS CAN THROW YOU A COUPLE OF BUCKS TO LIVE OFF

FOR FUCK SAKE FUCKING LOSER

why don't you try stripping... I'm under the impression that it gets chicks through med school.

>>718505
lol someone fails at reading comprehension and now looks stupid

the full monty???

>>716457
bahahahaha...have you never lived on your own? If you don't pay your water bill, they shut off your water. You don't get it for fucking free.

Look up if there are any plasma clinics near you, thats how I got through some rough spots in college. If the ones near you are like the ones I've been to they pay 25-35 dollars a visit and you can do it twice a week.

I'd beat your ex-roommates fucking face in.

>>718952
Also look into local food banks and see if they'd help you with some food man.

lolollolololllololol

Bump

>>718367
Listen to this anon.

If you're a dumbass and enjoy the toxic smells of burning gasoline and styrofoam

Go dumpster diving

>>720537

I'm not OP, but I tried that. They lock up the dumpsters.

>>718505

Uhhh, yeah. If you're presumably so poor that you're not going to use the stove (gas is the cheapest fucking bill there is, brosef), why haven't you canceled your internet? Or hocked your camera?

Real or not, this is pretty terrible. I wish you luck.

leech food from friends. oh wait this is 4chan you have no friends.

get a job in food service. you will have money to pay for shit and food.

OP still alive?

get a job you lazy fuck.

>>720541
>why haven't you canceled your internet?

probably because he said he gets free dial up. hurr durr

socialist revolution

p.s. hang in there buddy i'm rooting for you =3

i cant believe i the whole thread

R.I.P. op

>>720564
his power is probably off by now, judging by the dates of the posts. i bet his fucking bored out of his skull now with no net lol

Somebody archive this epic bread.

did someone put this on the archive yet?

Since OP hasn't shown up in a while I propose this become a how to eat cheap thread. What foods provide the highest nutritional value for the cost? How difficult is it to store and prevent spoilage.

Dried beans are cheap, last a long time if stored in a sealable container at room temperature, and are easily prepared with hot water, some salt and pepper, and maybe some ham. Ramen is just as easy as beans.

Eggs are really cheap, 3 dozen for about $3 on sale at Safeway. You need refrigeration and 3 dozen is alot to go through before they spoil, but if fried it lasts a LITTLE longer.

Reduced price bread from a local bakery. My grandma has stomach problems so she lives pretty much on bread and milk. She buys her bread from one bakery because on Fridays they put up all the old bread at $1 a loaf. She buys about 20 loaves and puts them in her freezer. According to the Atkins diet bread should be avoided, for that same reason bread is great for not starving to death.

A mini garden is a really cheap way to get fruits and vegetables. Two tangerine trees and an orange tree in my grandma's back yard. They drop fruit faster then we can pick it and we still have plenty of fruit going bad on the kitchen counter. When you go to peoples houses or they visit they practically beg you to take a bag of fruit home with you because they can't get rid of it. Juice the fruit, put it in a ziplock bag, and freeze it.

sue your fucking exroommie for embezzlement

Guys, I think he sold his laptop.

It's true. Soup kitchens should work. Besides that, don't you have any friends/family/remote acquaintances you can leach off?

Cheap food huh. Try going to bakeries when they close up shop and explain your situation and ask for the leftovers. Not chain stores, mind you.

OP, can't you get on a computer at school and reply?
i wanna know if you're still alive or not.
did somebody archive this shit yet?

>>720684
OP? Why can't you hear me, OP?

>>720763
>PLEASE RESPOND

>>720763
This thread is 3 days old.

Please, OP. I know you're not online, but somehow you MUST hear my cry!

This would be a good time for someone to pretend to be OP and reap paypal donations. just sayin...

>>720787
no one even in 4chan would be pathetic enough to do that.

>>720789
Which is why you know that I really am the OP and I am really desperate. Please help. I take back everything I said about Paypal earlier in the thread.

Mercifully, this thread is only 8 replies short of auto-sage.

>>720789

To borrow a phrase coined by George W. Bush, you are misunderestimating us.

>>716287
you're this poor, to the point you cant even afford running water and you're still paying for internet bills? nice to see you have your priorities sorted out.

>>720890

For the last time, folks, HE HAS FREE DIALUP!!!!!!!

I'm still alive!! My electric is off right now. I just got my laptop's battery charged at a gas station when I went top get more water. So, I have about 1.5 hours left to do all my college shit. That means I'll not have time to answer most people's shit questions. Thanks for the ideas from everyone on my side! They are GREATLY appreciated! =D I've been rationing my food rather well and estimate that I can actually last on the food I have right now until I get my next bunch of tuition money. I can't sell my camera because my minor is in photography. While I'm not actually using it right now too much I will soon enough we've been told. My ex-flatmate called because he left his uncensored, imported, purchased copy of The Witcher PC game here and wanted me to mail it to him. I said "Sure! Give me your address!" So he did. Then I cursed my head off at him over the phone and told him to return the money. He didn't take that well and hung up. I've made a report with local law enforcement and filed a complaint. They now have his address (no I'm not giving it to you guys, that'd be overkill), so they have to work with law enforcement in that state. I don't expect much to be done about it but you never know. I also have a 2 hours a week job unloading some truck for an antique store near here. So, I have $15 on the spot from that. It feels great being independent and not needing to rely on other people financially. I think I'll survive!

Oh, I haven't posted since >>716747 and haven't read any of the posts since then, but I think there's a lot of lol to be read so I'll save this thread for that and the good ideas.

pic related! lol MY GAME NOW, BITCH! >:3

Thankfully, only 3 posts till auto sage now.

>>720961
2 hour a week job? I think you could do a little better there buddy.

Jesus, dude! Good luck! Go to shops near closing time to get reduced food and make sure you wash your important bits with a bit of water and soap. don't you have parents?

>>721039
>4chan anon
>good parents
dohohohoho

If we had parents that cared about us, do you think we'd be here in the first place?

hey antisocial failure

protip one - don't pay your failure ex-roommate's rent. tell the landlord the situation, tell him you'll pay your share or you'll just have to move out.

protip two - if you move out, live on someone's couch if needed while you get stuff going.

protip three - if you're this bad off, ask for help from a friend. especially in the "clean water" and "a little money" area. hell, find a church or food kitchen and you can most likely find a place to shower and get a jug of clean water, maybe a little free food.