you can say
"I have decided I love cock in my ass, please tell my parents."

you can tell them that all beer actually tastes like shit and that they only pretend to like it to look cool and also manly

>>3592945
Taste is subjective. Many people enjoy beer. Find something else to drink and don't be an ass like this guy: >>3592953

in during beerfags herping and derping about IBUs and bullshit that no one cares about

beer consumption has been on the decline for the past few years in australia

you now understand why

drink more wine, op

Try more beers. If you don't want to do that, you can just say it's just not your thing.

>>3592945
>Now what? What can I say to those people that say it tastes good?

nothing because the replies youre going to get are "[insert name of beer you tried] is shit anyways, you were better off drinking [insert random beer brand]"

You fuckers told me to try this and it is shit.

>>3592959
bored duh is for housewifes

>>3592974
wasn't us, must have been some marketeeringers bc that shit is ass

>>3592977

english bro

>>3592974

It_Tastes_like_a_vat_of_chemicals.jpg

>>3592974
Nastiest beer Ive ever had, and Ive had Guinness.

>>3592974
I went to a beer fest that had a booth with this, all full of schwag and posters and peppy people. Didn't have to try the beer to know it was suck.

Beer doesn't actually taste good. Its popular because its an alcoholic drink that can actually quench your thirst.

you drink it to get drunk at first then the taste kinda grows on you.
i never liked american lagers though

One time, I beer. But I did not then.

Tell them "OK".
I don't drink alcohol at all.

People can do what they want.

I try to explain the taste of beer to people as the taste of a strong iced tea but even stronger. Beer is just more bitter, and just as much an acquired taste.

But I have the same problem as OP. I'm frequently opening a beer, taking my first sip and then having my stomach turn over as the hops laugh at my tolerance for bitterness. All I can say is that it gets slightly better after the first sip, but for god's sake drink beer while eating, not by itself.

My only advice is to stop trying to tolerate the "regular beers" and start looking for beers that lean towards the malt side of the fence rather than the hops. I'm not saying go full on "Mike's Hard Lemonade" or the other girly malt liquors, though. Look for unusual flavors like vanilla or oatmeal, and take a look at beers that naturally use less hops (irish red ale for example).

Guinness Draft, Spaten Optimator, McEwan's Scotch Ale (FUCK YOU HEINEKEN!), Hoegaarden...

Those are good beers.

Pro-tip: Dark beer is the way to go, except for a really good wheat beer (Shocktop is shit).

Try a doppelbock with chocolate and coffee tones.

I've been stuck on nonalcoholic beer for two weeks now, with no end in sight, due to medical problems.

I want to murder you with an overdose of my anticonvulsant pills, OP. you tried beer? It's shit? YOU'RE SHIT. KEEP DRINKING UNTIL YOU LIKE IT. TRY MORE BEERS AND FIND ONE YOU ENJOY.

Jesus fucking Christ I want a beer so badly.

>>3592945
You might want to just try different beers, but a lot of alcohol is an aquired taste. If you don't like it, and aren't really eager to get into drinking, then fuck it, and if anyone doesn't like it well fuck them.

>>3592945
Before you said it tasted like crap what beer did you drink OP?

I tend to lean on the maltier side as well. It's always nice to try different styles and find what you like best.

Lager (start)

Malts:
Brown ale>Red ale>Porter>Stout>Imperial Stout

Hops:
Amber ale>Pale>IPA>Imperial IPA>those crazy bitter IPAs many breweries make these days.

A simple progress chart, feel free to add/change/correct it.

Sam Adams and this are my go to beers.

Where do I go from here?

>>3593131
I love Ranger, and alternate it with Rotator. Give it a try if you can find it.

>>3593131
New belgium also makes pic-related, it's pretty excellent.

I'm not much for normal beers, but I can drink them if there is nothing else. Try a few hard ciders like strongbow (only if you find it on tap somewhere) or woodchuck, red woodchuck if you want a sweeter taste, green for a hit of granny apple tartness. Then you start getting used to the normal beer taste under the cider taste and it grows on you.

>>3593131
It depends on where you are, but generally you can get some lagunitas. They brew very good shit.

>>3593131
just be adventurish and try what ever looks interesting, that is really the only way to find out what you really like

OP is a teenager who thinks all beer tastes the same

1/10 for making me reply

>>3592959
Because they drink piss in Australia. It's impossible to find a good ale in a pub.

Anyone ever try Delirium Tremens? It's by far the best beer I've ever tasted. Wondering if anyone can suggest similar beers that I will be able to find at the LCBO/Beer Store or on tap in a restaurant.

>>3593228
Try it's sister beer Delirium Nocturnum. They both are good but I prefer DT better. Just my taste you might and have every right to disagree with me. Bornem double and triple ales are also fantastic Belgians. You cannot go wrong with Belgian ales IMHO.

>>3593228
It's so great, it's hard to believe it's got such a high alcohol content (9% I think). Sadly, the Swedish alcohol monopoly doesn't sell Delirium Tremens, so I can only drink it when I'm in other countries

>>3593285
Thanks for the suggestion. I will keep an eye out for it but I doubt if I will be able to find it anywhere near me.
>>3593296
I'm in Canada and I can only find it in kegs (almost $300) or at one restaurant a couple of towns over for $7/glass. Government monopolization has definitely screwed us over too.

>>3592945
agreed. beer tastes like fucking piss.

>>3593314

Perhaps you should stop drinking Macrobrew shit from Anhauser-Busch, Coors, and Miller then.

Ah to be underaged again.

Here's the thing about beers:

Everybody develops their own taste for it, and everybody is different.

Me? I like Stella Artois, Franziskaner, and Belgian White. My friends like other beers. It all comes down to personal preference.

The most advice I'll give OP is to try a few more beers, get more than one or two under your belt before you write it off. Maybe you develop a taste for one, maybe you don't. Maybe you're not a beer person. Maybe you just haven't found the right one yet.

Beer is for plebeians and philistines.

Drink wine instead.

>>3593377

Wine is for cultural trash and egoists.

Drink beer instead.

Statistically people do not enjoy their first beer. It's just one of those things you grow to like. Myself I really had to ween myself on to beer, over the last few years, I've come to appreciate the different flavors and such. Hell I quit buying hard liquor unless i plan on playing around mixing things.

Depends on what kind of beer you had.

For example i don't like foamless warm english ales.

I like proper lagers

you must've had some shitty beer OP. here in Sweden Carlsberg is very popular and it tastes very good too. the best beer I've had must be "staropramen". hands down. remember the name and buy some when you're having BBQed beef or chicken. tastes divine.

>>3593450
Carlsberg? Staropramen? are you 15 years old?

also I've been into Weissbier lately, but when it comes to cheap pleb-beers I'll stick to Newcastle brown.

>>3593450

You're almost as bad as OP.

The appeal of beer, like wine, is just an acquired taste. It sounds stupid to say, but that's pretty much it. Gross at first but drink enough of it and it will grow on you (Although some people do enjoy those drinks straight away).

An easy way to get into beer is by going out with some friends and taking turns buying rounds.

>>3593385
>>3593377
Children, Scotch is the classiest choice

On a related note, I'm going to be in North Carolina in a few weeks. I'm Canadian and I want to see what you Americans are on about, what microbrews are available out that way?

I like red ale, shit tastes good.

mmmmm

>>3593450

Staropramen is not that good mate, most people don't like it here in Czech republic

>>3593488
Beers to try in North Carolina:
Red Oak - Local brewery, a bavarian lager, note that if you're getting it in stores you can only buy 18-bottle cases at a time, but many bars have it on tap
Duck Rabbit - Great local dark beer brewery, try the Brown Ale or the Milk Stout
Dogfish Head - this one's from Delaware but they don't sell in many places off the East Coast, so if you're new to the region give it a try, they distribute in NC
Lonerider Brewery - they make some beers with western-themed names. To be honest I'm not entirely a fan of these beers, but they're easy to find and definitely a good choice if it's between this and something like mike's or sam adams.

>>3593522
Also, places to go: Harris Teeter is the local mid-tier grocery store (at least where I am), and they have a not-bad selection of beers, but stop by a Whole Foods for a better selection.

Basically, just go in and start looking, there's lots to choose from. If you have a smartphone, just hit beeradvocate and check the average score for one.

>>3593527

why does the south have such crazy names for grocery stores?

in the north there's safeway, albertsons, gristedes, wegman's, krogers, lucky, etc. nice, normal names.

in the south everyone goes to piggly wiggly, H-E-B, harris teeter, and winn-dixie. who comes up with this stuff?

>>3593543
I have no fucking clue either. I'm a transplant from NJ, and it weirded me out too for the first couple years.

>>3593516
That follows the pattern. All export lagers are pisswater. Aussies don't drink Castlemaine or Fosters, Danes don't seem to drink Heineken, you say Czechs don't drink Staro, and the biggest UK export is fucking Carling Black Label, which most people here regard as more of a practical joke than a beer.

You can say "I am a decent human being that realizes most alcohol is an aquired taste and it is possible for people to like things I do not. Look at how much of a non-faggot I am and be mesmerized".

But you won't, because why act like a reasonable human being when you can act like just as much of a douchebag as the people hating on you for not like beer.

>>3593543

HEB is the founder's initials. Herbert E. Butt. Seriously.

>>3593557

Heineken isn't Danish. The most well-known Danish beers would be Carlsberg and Tuborg, and they get drunk plenty often in Denmark.

>>3593581
Dutch, Danish. Same thing.

Talking about the *actual* Danish beers, I think Danish Carlsberg is not the same drink as "Carlsberg Export".

>not enjoying beer

are you even human

> a beer
> OP's own pic depicts many varieties of beer

Are you guys seriously falling for this obvious troll?

>>3592945
got a big ole pussy over here

nnng

>>3593527
I think I've only seen Food Lions in the area, I shall keep an eye out

Staro is sold in most bars in the Czech republic and Czech people do drink it.
A really nice Greek, (yes Greek) beer is Mythos, nothing like a pint of it in a frozen glass sitting in the sun.
Guinness is possibly my favourite but it varies in quality and I only drink it in a few places in Ireland. Anything from a can is piss.

>>3592974
You couldn't tell it was shit from the label?

>>3593120Brown ale>Red ale>Porter>Stout>Imperial Stout

>Stout>Imperial Stout

That's... a big jump. I don't ever hope to be there.

>>3593601
Spic detected

>>3596022

Apparently they don't really like malt.

OP, if you can get your hands on it, try this.

>Augustiner Edelstoff

>>3596042
"Edelstoff" haha sehr gut.

try german beer, just everything. Kölsch, Pils, Alt.

Are you a wine faggot?
You'll never like it.

>>3596052
Deutsch Bier ist Sheiße

Really though, it's extremely overrated.

>>3596095
Bayrische Bier ist der beste

ah, I have a song about you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brKOkYjn5rs

Tell them you just don't give a FUCK.

>that feel when people say beer tastes like shit, because they're novice/entry-level drinkers

everything that isn't sugar or fat based is an acquired taste, and somethings take a while longer to "acquire a taste for"

tl;dr - stop being babbies and expand your pallets

Faggot.
You need to drink
>KBS
>Pliny the Elder
>Sierra Nevada
>Dogfish Head
Come back after you do this.

>>3596188

But I don't like those, they're too bitter and nasty. What about something more like Molson or Miller?

>>3596221
>>3596221
>>3596221
>>3596221
I almost raged.
But then I realized I was being trolled.
>mfw

I don`t like beer but I know it`s an acquired taste. I better start trying to like it though, I don`t want to go off to college next year being the fag that refuses a friendly beer

>>3596143
Ich hab Bavarian nicht so...

Nicht viel zu sag.

(meine Deutsch ist schlecht auch)

The best beer I've had was Croatian, though.

>mfw the local brew at a pub in Yorkshire

>>3596286
hammonds on bbc1 right now

>>3593147


Yisssss motherfucking Widmer. Their Heffweisen is besto.

>>3593041
>>3593041
>>3593041
>>3593041
>>3593041
>>3593041
This shit tastes divine.

>>3596335
Too sweet. Their oatmeal stout is superior

>mfw Breckenridge brewery is 15 minutes from my house

>>3596286

This forever. Those country village pubs, man.

Love Yorkshire.

I hate beer fags. It's so pretentious of you to believe that your micro or euro brew that's been sitting around for months because no one wants to buy it.

protip: buy direct from a brewery if possible, getting beer less than a month old. it will blow your mind.

>>3593385

Cider is far superior to all of these.

Throwing my hat in for beer.

>Hey guys I just drank a bud light and didn't like it. I guess that means all beer tastes like crap and you guys are just being pretentious about your shitty overpriced microbrews to keep people from finding out you're all raging alcoholics!

>>3596405
>cider
>in champagne flutes

>>3596434

Not my pic. Straight out of the bottle here. I only enjoy the kind on the right. The left is a champagne style so it is appropriate.

Had a beer yesterday. Tasted great.

Now what? What can I say to those people that don't like it but feel as though they just have to have an opinion to voice rather than just moving on to things that they do like?

Try this.

>>3596484

so nasty. but cheap and get you drunk. have some in the fridge.