How about no?

If you like burritos, chipotle has the worst ones. Try finding places that aren't chains so the quality and flavor is something to be proud of, instead of just cut and stamped burritos.

I normally get a burrito, white rice and delicious vegetarian black beans. Steak and tomatillo green salsa, cheese finishes the burrito.

>>3558191
They're no where near the worst, they aren't the best to be certain but come on.

Stop promoting that garbage you call food on this board Chipotle!

>>3558321
That's a guaranteed "accidental" double charge at many restaurants. Sure, it will be corrected, but it creates an inconvenience for you.

I suppose if you live in Nova Scotia or Ireland or somewhere where they don't have real mexicans than it's okay.

Everything at Chipotle tastes like a mountain of salt. I went to a mom and pop place in my town that is exactly like Chipotle. Blew my mind and haven't been to Chipotle in 2 years.

Chipotle has some of the best burritos around. California tortilla is good too, can't decide what I like more!

>>3558321
mfw when americans have an extra line for tip
the only thing i could imagine to be more brash when they wrote it right next to the prices or even better - started to ask for it
btw, that chipotle looks delicious

Let's not. Jesus christ do we really need one of these every damn day?

>>3558411

I haven't seen a Chipotle thread in weeks. What do you usually order at Chipotle, Anon?

>>3558415
You must not have been here in weeks.

giant bag of starch wrapped in a sheet of starch with some food shavings thrown in

>>3558419
Nothing. I've been there only once and never again. It looks nothing like your picture.

>>3558421
You're right, it usually looks much better than the burrito pictured. Mine are usually overflowing with salsa and meat.

>>3558424
The only thing mine was overflowing with was plain white rice. I can make rice at home.

>>3558426
>plain white rice
>not delicious cilantro-lime rice

You won't troll me next time, sir!

I usually get a burrito bowl with the steak (barbacoa?) and mild and hot salsa with guacamole and salad, black beans and brown rice

I've got a place right up the street that is the exact same as Chipotle only not over priced.

But do they serve seafood pizza?

Because they had fucking better.

The one by campus hired some new chick who puts way too much sour cream on my burrito. Sour cream is delicious and all, but it overflows when they wrap it and becomes a giant mess. Chipotle is good because while real Mexican is slightly more delicious, it often requires talking to Mexicans and therefore risking getting mugged or contracting herpes.

I can't be the only one that thinks that burrito looks horrendous. Is that supposed to be chicken on the right side?

Would you like some other fillings with your guacamole burrito?

Even though OP comes off as a fag, sadly he's right.

I've been to pretty much every taqueria in the mission and plenty outside of San Francisco. They all have the same style, the only major differences that set the best ones apart from the decent ones are quality of ingredients like freshness (good meat/produce, fresh tortillas from the local bakeries, etc) and experienced staff.

Chipotle when done right is pretty much the burrito taken to the next level. It pains me to say that, but it's the truth.

Get. The. Fuck. Out.

Honestly, I wish I was a mod JUST to ban you. In fact, I'd take a 12-month banishment to get rid of EVERY FUCKING SHITPOTLE THREAD ever.

>>3558648

This is you.

>>3558674

And this is you.

>>3558712
>>3558674
Fuck off. Both of you.

OP, I order exactly what you order. If I'm dining with enough friends I leave off the guac, and get guac and chips.

Negra Modelo!

I keep meaning to try their tacos, but I always crave a burrito when I'm there.

>>3558644
Shut your fucking face

Everybody: if you like Chipotle or want to talk about Chipotle: fuck you. I am literally filled with murderous rage towards you.

>>3558935

saythattomyfacefucker.jpg

I go with fajitas, pinto beans, double steak, mild and medium salsa, sour cream, cheese, and guacamole. There's a Chipotle right down the street from me so I order online and go down to pick up my burrito, meaning I get to circumvent the huge ass line they always have. It's awesome.

One time I did that and they didn't have my food ready when I got there so they gave me a free drink. Win.

>>3559409

The line is what I hate most about Chipotle, it seems like everyone shows up before me to ruin my day.

i hate this thread even more than i hate the submersible sandwich thread
mostly because this thread gets posted every fucking day

I haven't had Chipotle in a while, I should pick up a burrito for dinner.

>10 cents worth of beans and rice, 10 cent wheat tortilla, 75 cents of vegetables and sauce,
>charge $6

>>3560373

Nigga, you trollin'.

Meat and avocados aren't cheap.

>>3559514

>doesn't know how long a day is

>>3560383
That's why I eat at Chipotle, it's cheaper than making burritos at home and they taste so much better.

It would taste good if it were fried, deep fried and dripping with grease. But whoever thinks that just because it's not that it's somehow healthy food is fucking delusional. It's about as healthy as eating a loaf of bread and a salad. Most salads have negligible nutritional value, and only serve as filler to make you eat less. So actually, you could eat a loaf of bread and some hay and you'd get the same effect.

>>3560772
But I don't want a loaf of bread and hay, I want a burrito.

Chipotle threads should be a bannable offense, so fucking stupid.

>>3561105
iawtp

>>3559409
This. I've gotten free drinks several times if they're a bit late on my online order. Plus once they gave me a free burrito coupon when I showed up at 10:01, or whenever right after they closed, and they gave me free chips and guac when I smalltalked to the girl about it being my birthday. I like them. Plus, freeburrito w/ purchase of $25 gift card? I don't care if it's not authentic. I like their policies, their giving me free shit, and their food.

Chipotle is not a meme.

Pure marketing genius!

>>3561120
Why would anyone market an admittedly average burrito on a food board that's fully aware that they could make better at home?

>>3561445

Because of how popular and fast moving this board is, obviously. I bet we're just bringing in the cash. Really, In-n-Out and Five Guys should get in on this gold mine.

>>3558712
>>3558674
Niggers

>>3561109
If you ask them to give you a little extra meat instead of saying you want double meat, they usually won't give you a hard time about it. I've only been charged for extra meat a couple times.

I see these chipotle threads a lot. are you getting paid to do this or something?

Anyway I think it's funny, because whenever i see that burrito you always post I always think of Qdoba

Qdoba has some of best burritos around here. pic related Qdoba goodness

instead of promoting fast food and these billion dollar restaurant chains, why not talk about how you can make awesome burrittos at home for a fraction of the cost and you don't have some dumbass high school kid manhandling your food.

for like $20 bucks worth of stuff you could make like a dozen burritos perfectly suited to your liking. and fresh, not sitting around in the par for who knows how long, with the chicken drying out or the beans getting turned to mush.

anyway, just my 2 cents on the subject.

>>3562289
What is all inside that burrito? I see the file name has scrambled egg and chorizo, but what else besides that and cheese? I'm guessing the orange sauce is salsa.

>>3562289

Because they're not at all hard to make. And still homemade burrito threads are nothing but refried beans, yellow rice and mexican blend shredded cheese. I'd rather eat out than one of a /ck/ poster's homemade burritos.

>>3562280
>qdobabro

yes! i really cant stand when some friends would rather go to a chipotle instead of a qdoba

Qdoba is super filling, doesnt have that shit warehouse atmosphere and they dont charge 3 dollars for guacamole

you can make chipotle-standard burritos at home yes this is true.

you can't really make top-class burritos at home tho, you just don't do the volume or have the right equipment, you know

chipotle has locations in london now....

>>3562329
> unwrapping a chipotle burrito
> 4000B.C. - 2016A.D.
> ISHYGDDT

>>3562373
I unwrap it, then unwrap the tortilla and use the chips as scoops. Where is your god?

>>3558170
>What do you usually order at Chipotle?
Mexican pizza, enchirito, meximelt, nachos bell grande, and plenty of fire sauce

>>3558644
It's one thing to live in my fucking bay area, and it's another to live in my fucking bay area and not know what the hell you''re talking about.

>>3562390

>>3562329

Well I know where I'm going for lunch tomorrow.

>>3562390

Why not just order a burrito bowl?

>>3562275
The Chipotle near me is fucking Jewish about the meat.
Also i'm pretty sure that these threads are not viral but fuck it's starting to get tiresome

>>3563042

There's several ramen threads a day, why don't you ramen slurping babies cry about those?

>>3563109
Ramen is just a troll thread, which i guess Chipotle is too. But Chipolte was posted like once a month at max, now it's once or twice a day.

>>3563126
>Chipolte was posted like once a month at max, now it's once or twice a day.

Is exaggerating on /ck/ trolling now? Hollywood should start trawling 4chan for their new talent.

>>3563135
Granted this week there weren't many Chipotle
threads, but for the past couple they've defiantly increased in amount.

viral marketinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Barbacoa, black beans, brown rice, hot salsa, cheese, and sour cream.

chipotle is overpriced slop you could make at home in less time than going to chipotle and for cheaper, not to mention better tasting.

Garbage.

>>3562329
Your burrito is obsolete and so is your phone.

>>3564450
>you could make at home in less time
yeah ok

I bought a thing of Chipotle powder and was immensely underwhelmed. Tasted like clay.

I think it's for white people that think mayonnaise is extreme hard-core spicy stuff. I think it's pointless.

Oh, well, maybe if you an elite superhuman, super-taster that shit is mind-blowing orgy of complex flavors and waaay spicy. To me it tastes like Georgia dirt.

>>3564479

"Chipotle Powder" has a bad shelf-life, just like other chili-powder concoctions.
Compound this with a low-quality brand and a lack of rotation for spices at most non-specialist stores and you have a recipe for tasteless powder.

Try delicious canned chipotles with adobo sauce. Flavorful smoothly-spiced heat with some smoky goodness, and it keeps like a champ. Short of that, get Small amounts from reputable online spice merchants.

>>3558170
eh, can be a nice change from the other lunch options in my work area.
their quac is never worth it though

>>3564457
phone definitely, burrito never

>>3564470
If you can't:
>Throw some chicken in a pan with spices

>chop veggies and mash tomatoes while it's cooking
>cook veggies to your preference
>warm the tortilla

>add seasoning to taste

in less time than some shitsack fastfood worker than you don't belong on /ck/.

That's right, I'm setting a bar. And clearly you're below it.

>>3564528
If you were employed, you'd understand the convenience of Chipotle. You're not going to make homemade carnitas or barbacoa in less time than it takes to drive to Chipotle and order a burrito.

>>3564520
You might be on to something there, since I did exactly that... I just got a generic brand thing of Chipotle powder and used it and experimented with it all the time for a while.

That said, won't deal with something I can't use everyday or have to go to extreme lengths to procure.

I'll rethink ordering Chipotle dishes at restaurants, not that I eat out, ever, but other then that, I'd have to say it's a silly spice to consider when there are so many other, excellent alternatives.

Like Habanero.

>>3564588

wow, you're one of those totally awesome extreme guys who can totally take whatever heat anyone throws at them huh?

you don't use chipotle for heat, you use it for smokyness and flavor.

>>3564663

That's why I've never really used chipotle peppers for anything other than barbecue sauce. The taste can be really off-putting in most sauces.

>>3564663
Yeah, no, I'm a guy that takes what chipotle ingredients I have and I throw them into the goddamn trashcan because they are culinary worthless and I can sort out a dozen alternatives worth more in any given recipe.

Which amounts to something like garlic salt or jalapeno. Doesn't take much.

lol you actually eat this food that came out of cans LOL you americans eat anything

Chipotle mayo and corn salsa are the only things I've enjoyed the stuff in so far. Still have half a can sitting in the fridge and no idea what to do with it.

I usually order the burrito bowls, I seem to get more for my money that way.

>>3565084

lol I've been wanting to cut back on eating canned foods, could you help me out and post your recipe for adobo sauce with chipotle peppers? Maybe some pics too. Thanks a bunch in advance!

I went to qdoba once, and I liked some things about it more than chipotle, mainly the better options and (if I recall correctly) better prices.

The only thing I didn't like was that their sour cream wasn't as good as Chipotle's. I know it sounds weird to say that, but something about chipotle's sour cream tastes special to me. It's the main reason I prefer it over other places.

>>3565324
I feel the same way about the guacamole. You just can't match that taste.

>>3560373
>mfw I thought that was a burrito, then clicked the thumbnail

>>3565621
If you can't make better quality guacamole at home, you should just give up cooking.

Oh look a chipotle thread.

wait, is this where I'm supposed to rage or something?

I wouldn't mind Chipotle if they didn't have the gall to call their americanized slop "Mexican" food. I've been eating mexican food my whole life and the shit they serve at Chipotle isn't even close to actual Mexican food.

>>3566144

just opened a can today. shit rocks.

>>3566271

They actually sell avocado in bags for people that are too lazy to scoop it out themselves.

>lol mexicans make the best burritos
>hole in the wall places are better than chains

The concept of authenticity in food is bullshit! I'm not saying you have to like chipotle, or that it has the best burrito, but hating chipotle but loving mission burritos has more to do with identity and less to do with taste and quality. I've lived in SF for a couple years and, no, chipotle is not the best, but they are consistent. With many places burrito quality varies each time I eat there and there can be more differences between times I order a burrito than among the different Taquerias.

I get a burrito bowl with steak, rice, black beans, and I tell them "whatever the spiciest salsa you have" along with sometimes cheese

>>3566689

This, but with corn salsa and sour cream.

That looks delicious, OP.

>>3567546

>>3566688
If you ever ate at a proper Taqueria, you'd never step foot in a Chipotle again.

MMM. I get a steak burrito (double depending on how hungry I am). White rice, corn, double cheese. All I need.

>What do you usually order at Chipotle?

A large knife so I can fucking kill myself for going there.

>>3568683

>>3568683

But if you killed yourself, you'd never get to experience another delicious Chipotle burrito again. Think about the guacamole, Anon!

Wait, what's the difference between "Mission-style" burritos and regular burritos? It's just a tortilla, meat and anything else you want in it.

>>3569280
Real burritos are deep fried, this is just a mess in a tortilla, and mostly rice.

>>3569614

I hope you meant chimichangas.

>>3558442
I haven't a good chimichanga in months, but even the best chimichanga isn't as good as Chipotle.

>mfw I enjoy both real Mexican restaurants and Chipotle because they both serve tasty food at reasonable prices and I couldn't give two shits whether the food was truly "authentic"

If you want to find a good burrito find some dirty hole in the wall. You know how it's going to be good? When the chick taking your order speaks broken English and shit on the menu isn't spelled correctly. Some illegals opened up a dirty shithole of a restaurant in what used to be a dry cleaners about a year ago and it's fucking delicious.

I'd say that Chipotle is pretty good. I still prefer a little mom and pop tacqueria any day, but if you live far away from Mexico, you could do worse.

>>3570059
"mom and pop"

This is such a retarded phrase.

>>3570060

So fucking edgy and cool

burritos for gringos

Mexican cuisine is THE worst cuisine known to man. The only people who actually enjoy that shit are Mexicans and low class Americans. Gross. It looks like vomit and doesn't taste any better. Enjoy your pig slops, americunts.

>>3570671
Burritos are fucking delicious and pretty much the only edible mexican dish, but i agree with everything else.
Pig slops is so accurate. Not to mention that shit is bland. Spicy, yet somehow so very bland. Its like they don't actually season their food correctly, just dump on a pile of jalepenos and thats it.

>>3570671
>implying your description doesn't apply to over 3/4 of the world's cuisines, mainly from poorer countries.

>>3570679
>Burritos are fucking delicious and pretty much the only edible mexican dish

>has never had tostadas, enchiladas, spanish rice, tamales, fajita tacos, and probably doesn't know of the existence of a single Mexican soup dish.
>extent of knowledge concerning the food ends with Taco Bell and Chipotle (the US restaurant, not the actual smoked peppers).

Enjoy living far up North.

>>3570679

...You do know burritos in the way you're talking about them aren't Mexican.

No one here has had cerviche, or tacos de carne asada. Mexicans can also cook a great beef liver. I hate liver, but I love it when Mexicans make it.

You cannot find a better, more competent line cook than a Hispanic person. Mainly Mexican or Ecuadorian, those are the cooks I've run into the most.

>>3570671

>implying Americans eat Mexican "cuisine"

We eat TexMex motherfucker.

>>3570756
>No one here has had cerviche, or tacos de carne asada.
Motherfucker I've been living in the american southwest my entire life, I know my fucking mexican food.

>>3570756

key development in the history of the burrito was in 1973 (?) when a guy in San Francisco got a local tortilleria to make him extra-large flour tortillas.

this is really where the burrito as we know it comes from.

sauce: various, but just read "Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America"

>>3570822

should have said, the burrito as we _now_ know it.

obvs there were burritos before, but they were smaller, and not really what we think of today

>>3570822
FUCK NO. That's just the evolution of the "mission style" burrito. Fucking Califags think they invented everything. Burritos have been around WAAAAAAAAAYYYY longer than that, stop taking everything Wiki says literally. "hurr durr it took a SanFran genius to wrap shit in a tortilla"

>>3570824
oh, okay, then, disregard ragerant.

Barbacoa Burrito bowl, both beans, and everything else besides guacamole. Covered in lots of extra chipotlee tobasco sauce. Hot but sooooo gooooood.

Moe's > Chipotle

You know it to be true.

>>3571369

>opinions

Well, if you're going to have an opinion, then I am too. Moe's is no where as good as Chipotle.

>>3570827

It took SanFran genius to wrap EVERY shit in a tortilla.

Most /ck/ users are regular lurkers, and since only lurkers post, everyone posting here has seen this thread before. so why the fuck are you suckers doing this fag's market research for free AGAIN

get the fuck out

>>3571439

Can I borrow your foil hat?

ITT:
Constant anal suckage of chipotle that doesn't contribute anything to /ck more than just advertising

>>3571672

I'll take this over a fast food burger thread any day. People hold on to their opinions, anyway.

>>3571778

it's the same thing

>>3571781

And it will occur no matter the amount of butthurt given off by others. Just ignore it if it bothers you.

I fucking LOVE chipotle! But I'm curious, are there any chipotle fans here that know of any good recipes that taste like chipotle?

I had Chipotle today and I'm shitting like a demon. No other food does this to me, including shitty Mexican places in dirty places.

WTF, viral marketer. Explain?

ITT: White People

>>3572040

Fuck if I know. It doesn't mess me up.

Maybe your system isn't used to the sour cream or beans?

>>3572015

It's just not possible to recreate the deliciousness of Chipotle at home.

Chipotle isnt real mexican burritos. Its more an americanized tex-mex/ california thing.

But god damn are they fucking delicious. You just need to find a chipotle that knows how to make it right.

Also, I get the salad. No Rice, No Tortilla, lettuce, Meat, Fajita, Tomato salsa, green salsa, cheese, sour cream. I dont get the guac anymore.

Fucking love it.

>>3573460
Sure it is. Get two pounds of rice, sprinkle conservatively with random bits found in the fridge, and wrap that shit in a tortilla. VIOLA chipuddle-at-home! You saved 10 dollars. Your welcome.

>>3573485
That sounds nothing like the burritos I get from Chipotle. You should probably try another location.

Christ, not another hipster Chipotle masturbation thread.

>>3558191
Taco Bell has the worst ones. Casual fast food restaurants like Chipotle and Piada's tend to have a pretty good quality food.

>cut and stamped burritos
HOW FUCKING UNETHICAL OH WOW MY FUCKING ASS HURTS

Who else asks for everything on their burrito? I go there so rarely these days that I might as well get the best I can get.

>>3558366
What I do is write down a tip.. maybe $20.00. Under Total I'll just put what it says under 'Amount'. It'll confuse them for a little while.

I leave tips when I genuinely want to leave one.

>>3558328
>mfw I don't visit restaurants frequent enough for them to remember me

I also don't eat at shitty places that have a tip line on the receipt. It's so pathetic this country

>>3558342
>!
>Exclamation point
This bothersm e.

I kinda want Chipotle now.

>>3573958
You'll miss out on a lot of incredible restaurant experiences with that attitude.

>>3573958
so basically you only eat at restaurants with drive thrus?

>>3573958
Enjoy your processed chemical food.

It's been a while, but I always order the barbacoa and their corn salsa. I also get the chips and guacamole to go if I'm in the mood for it.

>>3575543
>doesn't eat at the same restaurant often
>he must eat processed chemical food
Nigga what? Instead of going to the same italian restaurant every Friday, I find different places to eat. I change it up.

Also

>>3574919
>>3575543

Same fucking fag.

>>3573929

>like something that's popular
>hipster

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

>>3575880
popular to hipsters.

You will never be popular.
I bet you know what that means.

>>3575887
>You will never be popular.

>You will never be a poplar

>2014
>no eating qdoba for "l your burrito needs

shishydiggy

>>3575887
Chipotle is popular because it's delicious and convenient. The fresh ingredients help too.

>>3576026
>fresh ingredients

I've got some bad news.

>>3575893
>>3575893
Thanks for deciding what I fap to tonight. I had forgotton how fucking hot those chicks are.

>>3576035

They get fresh meat every 2 days. Any meat they don't sell in 2 days of receiving is discarded.

I know this only from talking to one of their employees. I think it's a company wide policy.

No idea about the other ingredients.

>>3576119
I always thought the meat tasted extraordinarily fresh.

>>3576284

Are you sure you've ever had fresh foods before?

>>3558170
1/3 of the filling in that burrito appears to be mashed avocado. 1/4 at least.

That's way too much goop. Even looks like a puree. It's already very soft bodied. I don't see the appeal in making a goop out of it, unless you're going to eat it as a dip with crunchy chips. Chunks would be far more aesthetic to both the eye and the mouth feel.

I've never eaten at Chipotle. While I'd be interested in trying it, pics like that on /ck/ only make me feel that I'd rather continue to make my homemade burritos/wraps/etc. and stay away from the chains, as usual.

>>3576469
They serve chips and guacamole as a side, are you suggesting they make a separate batch of guacamole so it can look visually appealing in a burrito?

>I'd rather continue to make my homemade burritos/wraps/etc. and stay away from the chains, as usual

I don't think you understand why fast food chains exist.

>>3576482
>are you suggesting they make a separate batch of guacamole

I mentioned the goop for a reason. You seem to have missed it. And would it be so odd? The local Mexican restaurants around here make two variations of the same salsas in that one is cooked and one is not. Some people prefer one and some prefer the other. Why are you implying that something like this is so out of the ordinary or difficult to provide. Hell, it should be expected to have variety. But oh well, enjoy what Chipotle decides is best for you, I guess.

>I don't think you understand why fast food chains exist.

Rather, I don't approve with most of their practices.

>>3576496

The guac is extra, and they make the burrito how you like it. Personally, I get extra meat for that balance.

>>3576496

You seem like an irritating person. You should work on that.

Freebirds

That is all

>>3576710
Cool. A place that's basically only in 2 states. Thanks!

>>3576718

Only states that matter

>>3576720

Good luck with your secession.

I used to work down the street from a Freebirds but never tried it. I've heard a lot of good things about it.

>>3576912

It's like Chipotle, but blander and with burrito size options.

>>3558191
>quality and flavor is something to be proud of, instead of just cut and stampled burritos
>HURR CHAIN RESTAURANTS ARE BAD!!!!

People still think like this? Sometimes companies like to branch out. It's fucking fast food, not a small restaurant run by a shithead chef

>>3577644
Of course they do, they also believe packaged ramen is good for them.

>>3576912
Ok.

>>3558328
What shitty restaurants does /ck/ go to that are run by whiny children that feel entitled for a tip, will remember your face and retaliate if you don't leave a tip, and the employees don't give a fuck?

Stop eating at shitty restaurants. A place owned by my friend even encourages people to tip only if they feel like it. The people serving tables do a lot of work especially when it's busy, expecting the employees to pay is just lazy and selfish.

>>3577583

I've eaten an entire Freebirds Monster burrito in a single sitting before. Jelly?

where do you guys get large wraps to make burritos at home?? I like chipotles cause they are thinner and large so you can actually make something other than a bit size burrito.

Also I loved bajafresh, the dos manos was HUGE. Dont know how they went out of business around me..

>>3578420

The grocery store I go to has an international section where I can get large tortillas for burritos.

Do we really need a fucking daily Chipotle appreciation thread? Go do something else!

As a britfag who has no access to this chain, fuck these daily threads.

The first few times was okay now Im sick of this shit.

>>3578520

>thread started 04/18/12(Wed)17:31
>daily Chipotle appreciation thread

I don't think you understand the concept of time.

>>3578532
thats deep as hell man

what is time

I pretty much get the same thing every time ...

Burrito bowl, white rice, black beans, fajitas, chicken or steak, tomato, corn, green salsa, sour cream.

Never change and have never been disappointed.

>>3578775

I've never had the burrito bowl, and I just wonder what the appeal is to you?

>>3578785
People say you get more food in a burrito bowl, but it looks the same to me.

>>3578785
Not the person you're asking, different guy.

I have some ridiculous irrational manchild fear that prevents me from thoroughly enjoying a burrito that's already wrapped, I like to be able to see it before I eat it.

Otherwise, I don't think there's a difference and I doubt it exists entirely for faggots like me, so I'm not entirely sure.

My biggest complaints are:

1. No Mexican-styled rice
2. Not enough meat
3. Beans don't really taste great, even they advertise them as being cooked in bacon/whatever

I swear, the whole thing was just beans, rice, and salsa.

>>3579869
They have a brown rice option that tastes somewhat like spanish rice now.

I've never had "authentic" barbacoa before, how similar is it to Chipotle's barbacoa?

I got a barbacoa burrito which lasted me all day long. Never reheat, it's amazing cold.

>>3580654
not
even
close

>>3580712
Any specific differences?

>>3580689
That's one thing we can agree on, Chipotle burritos are just as good cold.

This thread has been around for 11 days.

I am proud of /ck/

I always order the steak with pinto, white rice, green tomatillo, cheese, and guac. Sometimes I have black beans or red tomatillo instead.

Chipotle is my personal favorite fast food restaurant. Fuck the haters.

look you guize i'm saging this thread to express my hatred for it

>>3581516

I keep meaning to try the pinto beans and green tomatillo sauce, but I never do. I will make it my mission to have it today!

I hate this thread I hate viral marketing I hate everyone on /ck/ but most of all I hate mexican chains

>>3581731
They're the same pinto beans you can buy in a can, and their salsas are bland.

>>3582340

>They're the same pinto beans you can buy in a can [CITATION NEEDED]

fix'd

> this thread still exists 5 days later
>/ck/ you so crazy
>mfw I further its existence

truth is that chipotle is pretty good for a chain.

if in a strange town with only chain restaurants as options, would eat chipotle without a second's thought.

protip: tell them "just a little rice" for best ratio of rice to good stuff

other protip: a surprising number of chipotles have margaritas for sale, even if it is not on the menu. ask them.

>>3582443
>truth is
>states opinion

only faggots eat chain food.

>>3582746

I love being a faggot.

I don't like in the shitty part of my city, so I have to make a special trip to get "authentic mexican food."

I went to chipotle a few days ago, got the three barbacoa soft tacos, with lime rice, black beans, hot and mild salsa. sat down with the basket in the restaurant and washed it down with a corona.

It was one of the best meals I have eaten all year and it allowed me finish a well thought out email that I had been working on for months.Bite of sourcream/cheese/meat/salsa in a soft tortilla, swig of ice cold lime-kissed beer, a paragraph of writing, and the whole time I was watching tons of happy people enter and leave the restaurant from the bar seating. It was actually really cool, and I might do it again tomorrow, knowing it's not gonna be as amazing.

>>3583039
Chipotle serves beer? I remember reading that some Chipotle locations serve margaritas, but I never heard anything about beer.

>>3583932
It's horribly overpriced, but I've never been in a Chipotle that DIDN'T serve beer. Does your State have some crazy regulations or something?

>>3583932

They serve beer and margaritas, and the margaritas are actually pretty good. They pair well with the delicious burritos.

Why not just get the soft tacos without rice? I usually get one with barbacoa, one with carnitas and the third with steak. I get fajita vegetables, corn salsa, hot salsa, cheese and sour cream. It's not bad at all, honestly.

>>3583937

Three bucks for a beer is overpriced?

>>3585357

For a beer? Yes. For what you'd expect to pay while eating out? No.

Stop bumping this shit. If this were a real thread it would have died of natural causes a month ago with 0 replies.

Going to Qdoba this afternoon. Sorry. Chicken queso burritos!!!!

>>3583039
>working on an e-mail for months

What the fuck?

>>3585357

Three dollars is a deal at any NY bar. I've had bar tabs larger than a month's rent in California.

>>3586174
No you haven't.

>>3586190

Yes, I have. Marmalade?

>>3585672

Chipotle > Qdoba

Enjoy your inferior burrito.

>>3586434

Chipotle =/= Qdoba

They both have their high points

>>3586438
You're wrong, and deep down you know it.

>>3586438
>They both have their high points
Um, Chipotle is the all around superior place

>>3586958
let me just say this:

THREE
CHEESE
QUESO

taco cabana > shitpotle

>>3586961

and let me say

CILANTRO
LEMON
RICE

>>3587032
qdoba has that too...

>>3587034

ill see your logic and raise you

BEER
and
CORN
SALSA

>>3587034
The problem with Qdoba is their ingredients are usually inferior. An item item from Chipotle will almost always taste better than the same product from Qdoba

Qdoba cook here, ask me anything.

>>3587104
I'm gonna ask you to leave.

the two are equal. Chipotle is great but queso is the equalizer. it brings nachos and queso burritos into the mix.

>>3587125
Queso doesn't belong anywhere near a burrito.

>>3587104

What's made from scratch vs being premade?

What's the quality of the meat like?

>>3587104

Why don't you have a real job?

>>3587875

You've clearly never had queso in a burrito before. It's amazing.

Bumpotle!

my favorite part of chipotle is how they mix up all the guac and sour cream so that its completely even coverage and i never have bites of just guac or sour cream and i like that their rice actually tastes good not that rice isnt the easiest fucking thing to make, i prefer to say that they perfected it.
i also like that its cheap

>>3588077
Talk about flavor monopoly

I'm so hyped for tomorrow. I'm getting chipotle for the first time in 2.5 months.

I've been losing weight since following the sticky in /fit/, and gave up fastfood for over 2 months (the sticky doesn't say to do that, just did it).

However, I took a look at the chipotle calorie calculator and found out I could easily work in chipotle in my diet as long as I got a bowl instead of a burrito. But I'm afraid I might jizz in my pants before taking the first bite from anticipation, I know I have a painful erection just thinking about it. Does anyone else have this problem?

>>3589114

Same; I often dream about Chipotle. That barbacoa and guacamole... someone pinch me.

>>3589114

Most people never look at the nutrition calculator, but rather just assume fast food means fat, other food means slim. So they give up fast food, and can't understand why they aren't losing weight on their home cooked food.

Is that thing even edible? It looks like shit vomit cunt OP

>>3589114

how much have you lost, beeyatch?

>>3589329
Fucking this.

What do they serve there? I live in NE and I've never seen this place.

I love Chipotle, but the burritos are way too filling.

>>3587041
qdoba has that too......

chipotle chips suck why are they covered in that shitty lime salt it makes me barf

fuck chipotle

>>3589513

This is the standard Chipotle counter. They operate in the same manner as Subway, except with burritos/tacos.

From left to right: lettuce, guacamole, cheese, corn and sour cream, three salsas, then the proteins (meat 'n' beans), "fajita" veggies, and rice. The line starts with the rice and ends over by lettuce, which means burritos like the one featured in OP's picture get the sour cream and guacamole last. That's why it looks like slop.

>>3589949

I've never tasted "lime salt" on their chips. Sounds like I must be missing out.

>>3589950
>white rice
>no refried beans
>dry ass chicken

sigh

white people

question: why when I walk past one does it smell like dry dog food? Im being serious. If you've ever had a dog, and smelled the air they vent from the kitchen in chipotle, you'd agree.

Im really curious

>>3558191
As opposed to your cut and stamped response to a thread about a mainstream restaurant?

Let's be honest here, we all know the burritos are decent at chipotle and are a fair degree better then most greasepan e-coli trucks that roll around the poor district of the city live in.

Just because one of those trucks, every once in a mexican moon DOESN'T poison you, doesn't mean that they're suddenly god-tier.

I've tried these "hole-in-the-wall" establishments that often get over-romanticized on the internet and among "foodies" (faggots), and let's be honest with each other, they're holes in the wall for a reason.

>>3558335
>burritos
>not inherently being made from 50% salt
>implying there's a such thing as a healthier burrito

Go look up the nutrition information on that fucking deep-fried burrito wrap you're stuffing into your maw under the false pretense that it's somehow healthy because it has the word "wrap" in it.

You really want to nit-pick about excessive shit that's bad for you in a BURRITO? You'd better start fucking eating bowls instead if you want to even attempt to make an argument out of this.

>>3559509
Order online and cut in front of everyone, by the time I drive there my shit's ready for me and I get to troll-face all the stupid high schoolers waiting in the line that's now extended out past the doorway.

>>3590039

From Wikipedia:

"A burrito...is a type of Mexican food. It consists of a wheat flour tortilla wrapped or folded...to completely enclose a filling."

What part of that says "unhealthy"? The way I see it, the beauty of the burrito is its easily customizable nature. You could just as easily fill a burrito with grilled vegetables as you could with greasy meats and fatty cheese.

>>3562289
>put taco bell burrito on a plate with cilantro leaf
>change name to chorizo and scrambled shit etc etc

the perfect hipster honeypot, now show them the wrapper it came in.

>>3590045
This.

>>3564450
>(name of anything sold at a restaurant, variable = X) is overpriced slop you could make at home in less time than going to X and for cheaper, not to mention better tasting.

Garbage.

>>3590045
>using Wikipedia
>attempting to deflect the argument by using the technical instead of common usage definition of the word

When you say burrito, people do not think of a "wheat flour wrap enclosing something"

Try harder you pedantic fuck.

>>3590072
Not that poster, but mean you to imply that I am not a person? That's most certainly what I think of when I think 'burrito.' I'm not even following the thread or anything, just happened to have noticed this comment and thought I'd comment on it, no bigs.

>>3590075
>hurrr I'm not a person, anon? I guess I'm not because I don't agree with you.

Try harder.

>>3590072
>When you say burrito, people do not think of a "wheat flour wrap enclosing something"

If he were to say burrito, that's exactly what I would think.

>>3590072

If you think the definition I supplied is incorrect, feel free to cite the dictionary of your choice, rather than simply criticize my choice of source.

Burrito doesn't have a "common usage" definition in the manner you claim. It's common usage is pretty close to the definition I supplied. In "common usage", people use preformative adjectives to distinguish the burrito. For example, "breakfeast burrito" or "bean and cheese burrito". The actual term "burrito" is still used loosely to describe dishes of various fillings encompassed by a tortilla.

Maybe the word "burrito" has a more regional or personal definition to you, which you've implied is tantamount to "a sack of grease with some flatbread".

>>3590081
>>3590094
>>3590091
Your all wrong. Burrito means small donkey.
>2012. Not eating miniature equines
ISHIGGITTY DIGGITTY

>>3590114
I Googled it and you actually weren't trolling.

"The word burrito means "little donkey" in Spanish, as a diminiuitive form of burro, or "donkey". The name burrito as applied to the food item possibly derives from the appearance of a rolled up wheat tortilla, which vaguely resembles the ear of its namesake animal, or from bedrolls and packs that donkeys carried.[2] In some areas, such as the Lower Rio Grande Valley, they are called patos, meaning "ducks", again presumably derived from their appearance (cf. golubtsy)."

Now I want a burrito bowl.

>>3590192
Thank god I got the Chicken Vindaloo wraps rather than the Burritos at my Mexican place then.

>>3590739
I'd like to try this.

>>3590192

>vaguely resembles the ear of its namesake animal

I'd have said it looks more like donkey dick.

This fucking thread forced me to go out and get some chipotle. Three hours drive, and it was absolute shit-teir.

There was a giant line of loud niggers, and the negras wouldn't shut the fuck up about their toe nail polish chipping and how their boyfriends left them after they got pregnant. When I finally reached the end of the line, I couldn't even hear myself speak to the mexican dude behind the counter. Nigger laughter and random dancing.

I got the steak, white rice, sour cream and pintos. I couldn't eat the whole thing, the meat was fatty as fuck. I vomited and had to toss out $13 worth of bullshit.

>>3591370
1. You suck at ordering a decent burrito
2. You suck at having a digestive system
3. You suck at money because you spent more on gas than you did on fast food.

>>3591370

Sounds like you need to move to a better part of town and you were seriously overcharged.

>>3591370

troll detected, the "steak" isn't fatty at all

>>3591965
He could live anywhere and the caliber of people that eat at Chipotle will remain the same.

Thank god we're keeping this shitty thread alive. Thank god for that.

>>3592569
umad at all the bumpotles?

Don't worry chipotlanon. The very instant this chipothread is gone, I'll make another threadpotle.

Just ate there today. My verdict... Chipotle's flavor factor is quite different from Taco Del Mar. So it's really impossible to say one is better than the other; similar to chocolate and vanilla. I've heard some people say Chipotle is more... authentic? But I wouldn't know an authentic burrito if it bit me in the ass. Flavors are alot more subtle and slightly more complex with Chipotle. But the size of the burrito's they make, and the cost... meh. I still prefer Taco Del Mar.

>>3592586
What else would a newfag do?

Chipotle's burritos are humongous. Tasty, but I'd rather have 3 smaller ones so I don't have to refrigerate leftovers or throw them away.
Also, stuffings in the US are a lot more complex, in Mexico they usually stuff them with a single "guisado" (prepared dish like barbacoa or mole) and don't use lettuce, guacamole, cream, rice, corn or beans in 'em.

>>3592605
>>in Mexico they usually stuff them with a single "guisado" (prepared dish like barbacoa or mole) and don't use lettuce, guacamole, cream, rice, corn or beans in 'em.

only place i saw this in USA was at a mecian butcher on bernal hill in the sucka free, right at like st marys park, anyone know the place? really really high-q.

>>3592605
You can order the soft tacos (three per order) with the same fillings as a burrito. I order them from time to time.

>>3592591

They aren't even in the same league. Taco Del Mar is basically Taco Bell.

>>Taco Del Mar is Taco Bell

4 years ago I would have kicked your ass for saying such a thing, while cramming a fish-cabbage burrito twice the thickness of my arm down your heretical throat.


But now...
now I can only remove my hat and bow my head in misery... it seems things are gradually moving in that direction.

They aren't over-corporatized yet, selling Doritos Tacos or the next weekly gimmick - but their soul of good business is dying. Day by day the burritos shrink and the ingredients get worse... the prices rise and the menu stagnates.

DUN DUN

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Holy frick. This is the thread of legends.

>>3594312

>/ck/ in mostly Amerifat discussing gimmicky tex-mex fast food shock!

>04/18/12(Wed)

poor man's taco bell

>>3594556
Chipotle: It's THAT good.

>>3594608

No, it isn't ANY good. At all. It's overpriced and not even remotely authentic.

>>3594800

So much aspergers in this post. Nobody cares if it's authentic or not you dumb spic. Stop being so socially retarded.

Double Chicken, White Rice, Hot Salsa, Medium Salsa, Sour Cream, Cheese & Lettuce
All in a bowl w/ a tortilla.

I don't get it often, but when I do it's downright orgasmic. Especially when the rice is really limey/salty/cilantro-y. I wash it down with a Mexican Orange Fanta (you know, the glass bottle ones.)