>>3452694
Do you have eggs?
Do you have peanutbutter cups?

Throw it away.

Or throw it at a homeless person if you're feeling magnanimous.

Chop it into cubes, throw it in a hot pan until the cubes are crispy, eat by the handful.

Or fry it up and put it inside a grilled cheese sandwich.

Basically, act like its really poor quality bacon.

>spam
>made out of "mechanically separated meat" from "advanced meat recovery" machines designed to extract meat from scraps
>contains spinal tissues and other "specified risk material" for mad cow disease

Enjoy your variant Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease (human mad cow disease) and death.

>>3452694

cut into slices, fry in a pan, serve with eggs

>>3452720

There was literally only one case of MCD last year, and, guess what, it was in a cow.

Spam is mechanically seperated pork, not beef.

>>3452709
>eat by the handful

I imagine you are not skinny.

>>3452720
Isn't Spam mostly pork shoulder scraps?

http://noexcusesbbq.com/archives/4082
This.

>>3452888
Spam is too salty to be used for that.

Cube it into tiny cubes and throw it into fried rice.

cut into slices, fry
eat with rice and a fried egg

>>3452959
Similar to what I'd sometimes eat as a college poorfag.

Grilled spam slices on egg fried rice.

It's surprisingly good

I just sliced em and fry them over low heat.
Let it cook all the way through and get a nice crust
Then I just eat it with rice and ssamjang