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    58 KB Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)04:39 No.3387286  
    Jackie Chan has demanded your best recipe to fulfill his appetite or else he'll make a horrendous movie starring your family.

    What is your dish?
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)04:41 No.3387290
    >Jackie Chan
    >Bad Movie

    pick one

    there is no way he could ever make a bad movie so i guess everything i cook is fucking amazing. i'm making top ramen for him.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)05:01 No.3387308
    Today I saw black man wave to an asian man, it gave me hope for the future or maybe another Rush Hour movie.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)08:40 No.3387459
    >>3387290

    rush hour? kung fu panda? should I continue?
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)08:44 No.3387461
    >387290
    Motherfuckin new police story
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)08:52 No.3387465
    >>3387459
    Entry level Chanhater.
    Karate Kid.
    The spy next door.
    The Tuxedo.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)08:57 No.3387468
    >>3387465

    chan hater? I love jackie chan. fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)09:10 No.3387478
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    >not knowing the difference between making a movie and just starring in it
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)09:21 No.3387486
    >>3387478
    Again, motherfucking New Police Story. It was one of his attempts at "serious" acting. Same for the Shinjuku Incident.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)10:30 No.3387545
    >>3387465
    I agree with >>3387468
    How can you hate someone who seems so nice?
    Also, if you don't think he's very good, try watching Project A.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)10:46 No.3387558
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    I'd serve Jackie my famous 'stew of vegetable and meat'
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)10:55 No.3387576
    i would make him my famous roofie margarita and hold him hostage until he agrees to make a sequel to who am i
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)11:25 No.3387600
    3 martini lamb, greek potatoes with bacon, and smoked asparagus with garlicky red pepper.

    If he still makes the movie, I still win. His breath is going to be foul for months.
    >> Fire Lord !AZULaFMcQ. 02/03/12(Fri)11:39 No.3387618
    Sweet Potato curry with chicken tenderloins
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)12:09 No.3387641
    WAIT WAIT WAIT.

    ARE THE CHANS NAMED AFTER JACKIE CHAN.

    GUISE.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)12:25 No.3387655
    Batchoy.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)13:13 No.3387722
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    >>3387465
    Oh god I watched that some friends were like lets go watch a movie.
    Me : What kinda movie is it?
    Them : oh it's jackie chan
    Me : Oh cool.

    pic related
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)13:45 No.3387749
    I make him Stouffers Lasangna and say I made it.

    It works on dates.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)13:55 No.3387767
    >>3387459
    Rush Hour was a fucking awesome movie.

    I loved Rush Hour 2 the most.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)15:09 No.3387907
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    You have a choice:
    Drink V8 once a day for the rest of your life.
    or
    Make love with Jackie chan

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