Complaining about fatties on ck...

>>3268960
Complaining about unreasonable fatties who don't understand why they're as fat as they are.

>A couple of buddies come to my apartment
>They bring the loser of the group, 300+ lb guy with no willpower to work; constantly complaining to anyone who listens how he wants to lose weight, but he just can't for some inexplicable reason, blah blah blah
>We all end up staying up till the wee hours playing SSB Melee, they all sleep in the living room and I get into bed
>When I wake up, I go into my kitchen to find the fat guy drinking raw pancake batter out of a coffee cup
>"What the fuck are you doing"
>"I woke up cause I was hungry, so I just made a little something"

It boggles my fucking mind. I had some grilled chicken and Quinoa salad from lunch the day before in plain sight in the fridge, but no, he sees decides that raw pancake batter would be a better meal choice.

Other than that though, I only really know one other guy that has disgusting eating habits. He plays starcraft 2 religiously, and he eats and drinks nothing but oreo cakesters and sodas.

The guy's piss must be acidic.

>>3268993
you know such charming people

>>3268993
>Quinoa
I think I found out why he was eating raw pancake batter.

One time in 7th grade this kid in my SPANISH class took out a tootsie roll and SMASHED it flat against his desk so it made a little pancake, then he peeled it off his desk and ate it.

>>3268883
I know too many people who chew like cows when eating. Seriously, if I can hear you eating and see you chew, something is wrong.

>>3269003
Is that without the wrapper?

>>3269001
Boil it, mix it with chick peas or navy beans, and add chopped up red peppers, along with any bits of meat you want in. Refrigerate. While I admit I can't stand the taste of quinoa by itself, adding veggies and shit makes it taste great, not to mention it's got lots of protein.

>>3268995
>I asked a few bros to come over, but one of them is kind of a magnet for guys like the pancake batter dude. I haven't seen the SC2 player since high school, but one of my other bros is still in contact with him and tells me that he hasn't changed since then.

>>3269016
Fair enough

>drinking raw pancake batter out of a coffee cup

One of my good buddies is like this. Awesome guy, but holy shit, his eating habits.

First, he's the pickiest eater I've ever met, he eats cheese, bread, and fried meats.

He literally eats out every single meal. He's got cabinets FULL of soup and boxed mac and cheese and ramen, but he hasn't touched any of them in years.

His typical meal is a large cheese Pizza from Little Caesars. Anywhere from 2-4 of them a day.

>>3269025
>large cheese Pizza from Little Caesars. Anywhere from 2-4 of them a day.
>2-4 of them a day.

>>3268883
>split a chicken breast

fuck off

>>3269025
>Cheese, bread, and fried meats
>your average /fit/ bulking diet

>>3269013
without wrapper, yes.

My best friend is built like a goddamn Wookie. He's 6'4, 300 pounds, and he eats constantly. I'm glad he's not picky, he'll pretty much scarf down and enjoy whatever you sit in front of him, but it's fascinating and slightly horrifying to see him vacuum his way through a meal.

He's less of a disgusting eater and more of a "holy shit where the fuck are you putting all that" eater.

>>3269025

how can you eat 2-4 pizzas a day?

>>3269064
one for every meal
It really depends on when you are awake and when you eat

>>3268993
>When I wake up, I go into my kitchen to find the fat guy drinking raw pancake batter out of a coffee cup
I didn't think this was possible. Pancake batter doesn't really have much of a taste does it? let alone the texture and whatnot.
He might as well have been slurping down cake batter.

>>3269064
>>3269036

My thoughts exactly. Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy to hang out with, and the motherfucker is a solid friend, but I can't watch him eat.

What REALLY amazes me though, is that he's eaten like this for years, and he's still pretty small considering how he eats.

Don't get me wrong, he's morbidly obese, yeah, but I've seen people who are much worse than he is in terms of size. The guy has to have the metabolism of a god to eat like he does and not be so big he's in a wheelchair.

>>3269071
I knew someone who would make cake batter just to eat on its own, because they loved the batter but hated cake.

There are some fucked up people in the world, my friend.

>>3269051
>Cheese, bread, and fried meats
>implying you eat cheese, fried meats, or bread routinely when clean bulking

>>3269079
> he's still pretty small considering how he eats.

>Don't get me wrong, he's morbidly obese, yeah,

THIS IS WHY EVERYONE IS TURNING INTO WHALES.
morbidly obese is not small no matter how you put it!!

>>3269092

I didn't mean that he was small in a normal sense, I meant, for a person who eats like he does, I am amazed he is not much, much fatter.

This girl I work with eats like shit. Any time I've seen her eat, it's always take out. It's always McDs or some freezer food. Always. She also loves Tillamook meat sticks. She's also like 100 pounds and 5,2.

Every time I go into the bathroom after she's taken a shit, it smells fucking terrible and she always clogs up the toilet. But she'll never admit to it.

Then we found out she uses stool softener.

>>3269262

Got her number?

mfw i'm bulimic i would tell you more about it but it's gross

I WIN!!!

>>3269302
tell us more

>>3269312
i buy two pizzas. i eat one then barf, reinforce, put it in my closet. then i eat the other one, repeat, and have a bowl of cereal or something.

i live a good life

My roommate:
>adds cans of tomatoes and green beans to tuna helper
>refuses to stir any beef, chicken, or tuna helper
>lets pomegranate seeds soak in water for a week then blends them with ice to make slushies.
>adds canned chicken/tuna to canned chili
>mfw

>>3269042
What's wrong with splitting a chicken breast? We cut one into two fillets and split it that way. Was delicious and filled us right up.

>>3269262
One of my co-workers always brings in a frozen meal (usually a HUGE frozen burrito) for her lunch. She's not a HUGE girl, most of her fat went to her tits, but shes' not small either, and sometimes she wears clothes that don't fit her... Like there's one shirt we all have to constantly tell her is coming unbuttoned from the bottom and she still wears it.

If my clothes don't fit me, I don't wear them out again until they do! It's especially bad because she's a supervisor!

>>3269320
that would be a snack for me.

my bulimia ended up with me eating all the food i own (multiple trips to the bathroom of course), cooking several things at once while eating something else, eating out of the trashcan if there's nothing left, etc.

i even have resorted to pouring brown sugar in my mouth when there was no food left. when i still lived at home my family put a lock on the fridge and cupboards, i broke them twice.

thank god for recover

>>3269373
>mfw I'm AN
>mfw I'm obsessed with thinking these habits are mine
>mfw I have no face

>>3268993
I think the only way he could act more obese white trash was if he was pouring the batter onto a cheap pie tin and using a blow torch to cook it with.

>>3269422
whats AN

I live in the UK and I have a few friends that eat MAYONNAISE sandwiches.

>>3269454
AN= Pro Ana
People who decided eating disorders are Best Disorders and this makes them Better Than You. Because, lolskinny!

>>3269473
My brother will regularly eat dinner at our house, and then right afterwards, go over to his girlfriends house to eat a full dinner there also. And he takes seconds at both places.

>>3269476
So in a Pro Ana world the Costanzas would be

>Consuming more than 150 calories a day.
>Not purging after breakfast.

>>3269476
Not all eating disorders make you lose weight.

fat people eat too much

OP here.

Ok so you guys know the standard size of paper plates? my roommate made a burger today about the size of that and about two inches thick. He didn't even FINISH it and left it in the microwave until he gets home. That was this morning, he doesn't get out of work until after midnight.

I'm so pissed, that was mine and my boyfriend's beef, he had his own small thing of beef in the freezer he got yesterday, but he used ours and left us with a handful of beef.

He gave us the frozen thing but I'm fucking livid right now. How fucking fat and greedy can you be?

My most amusing generalization is these people who are morbidly obese without any possible medical reason must never have worked in food service.
The things that happen in food service... well, those threads about "work secrets" have no fiction in them.

I feel better when I look down on others

Once I started eating smaller portions, I had much more time to sit and watch other people eat. It seems like a lack of table manners runs rampant through American society.

CHEW WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CLOSED you pigs. God I can't stand the smacking sound. The sound is like nails on a chalkboard.

When people can't use silverware. All it does it make your hands greasy and gross. Atleast wash them.

>>3271178
wha...?

>>3271178

elaborate please

My housemate is an okay sort, but for one thing - the noise he makes when he eats.
>loud
>open-mouthed
>squelchy
>kind of echoes through his nose
>sounds like a Gamorrean chewing gum

And I can't say anything; he can't help it because he has a misshapen jaw.

Most of my friends have pretty good eating habits but it's a bummer that my significant other prefers to live off poptarts and sandwiches when I try to cook him different soups or savory dishes. He's what I'd consider picky- doesn't like certain fruits or fish but he's just not a big food person period and has become underweight. I love cooking for my female friends because they actually enjoy it

I've been pretty bad before

Things I've scarfed down:
spoonfuls of raw rice, raw oats, raw grits, a whole fucking pound of mixed nuts in one sitting, a whole jar of peanut butter in a day, two 16oz bags of chocolate chips in a day, on several occasions I've eaten an entire box of sugary cereal in one sitting
Also eaten a giant tub of ice cream in one go, eaten a loaf of bread by myself, ate the equivalent of an entire pizza in one sitting, eaten plain spoonfuls of sugar, baking chocolate (both powdered and solid), brown sugar, eaten food out of the trash etc
I've also eaten moldy food before


I used to be 50lbs overweight and it's easy to see why. Currently at a bmi of 21 but I have to be really careful because I always inevitably binge. Even when I purposefully keep my cupboards pretty sparse, I'll get this fire in my belly and run off into the night to buy a bag of donuts and just eat until I'm about to puke. shame.jpg

I know this huge fat chick who always seems to have one of those gigantic sodas from McDonalds with her. I can't recall that I've ever seen her eating something other than fast food, now that I think about it.

>Used to work a factory
>Talking to this new kid
>Tells me about one night in B'ball camp or some shit
>He wakes up in the middle of the night hearing smacking sounds
>Looks around
>Sees huge fat kid on his 6th pudding cup
>He lols until every fucker in there is awake
>Embarrass the fuck out of fatty

>>3271769
If I had my diabetic friend read that, it'd kill him.

Obese people should be exempt from Obama's Health Care provision.

Health insurance companies should be able to reject them on having the pre-condition of being fat.

>Two people I know
>Make a big bowl of leftovers late at night
>Things like pasta and meat
>then add "extra shit"
>Ketchup
>Cheese (Sliced, grated, cottage, whatever)
>Gravy
>Salsa
>Mayo
>Salad Dressing
>Pickles
>Mustard
>Butter
>add all of that to one fucking bowl

So fucking disgusting...

>>3271802
>Health insurance companies should be able to reject them on having the pre-condition of being fat.

Naive, accept them as long as they pay then pull the fat card when something happens

>>3271798

Oh god. Yeah, this one time in one sitting I ate 2 large progresso cans of soup, about 14 flour tortillas, 4 bags of trail mix, chocolate and like 3 large red apples.

I think at my worst, I once ate 5000-6000 calories in one sitting then if you include drinks, it goes over that

Haha I just weighed myself and I've gained almost 10lbs in the last month. Fucking fatshit, I need to get it together

>be in college
>all male friends eat like animals
>mfw they all turn 30 and turn huge
>mfw i have no face because i'm sad and fat like they will be

>>3271815
I wish I could eat like you.

>>3271769

I know this feel so hard. From the former overweightness to the shame after a binge. I'm there, mang.

>>3269345
>Be size 0 faggot with size 0 faggot boyfriend
>Roommate eats more than you think he should
>OMG HE IZ SO FAT AND GREEDY AND FDSAFGA
>Full on half a chicken breast
>STOP EATING MORE THAN I EAT

Go die in a fire, faggot. Just because you have the appetite of a malnourished pedophile doesn't mean everyone else should, too.

>fat roommates
>2011

I thought fat people were being pushed out of society by now. Did I miss something?

>>3271769
>a whole fucking pound of mixed nuts in one sitting


must have felt like u were shitting molten steel wool after

Last weekend we work up some proper drunchies and go to the closest food joint open at 2am. I get mozzerella sticks and wings, faggot ass curl-bro roommmate gets a grilled chicken salad. The whole time he is eyeing my stuff so I offer him some. He takes one bite of each, leaves half eaten-pieces on my plate, and goes brew some dieter's tea.

>>3271868

I once ate just 200g of roasted cashews in one sitting and it made me leak grease from my anus. It was exactly like the horror stories you hear about those diet cooking oils which limit fat absorption in the digestive system; I farted a reddish oil which looked like the grease on the top of a pizza

>>3271868

My stomach hurt like fuuuuck

I have two roommates with annoying eating habits. One will complain about their health, their weight, and then when I'm talking about cooking will pitch in with "yeah! I LOVE making good, healthy nutritious meals!!" at the moment, her fridge shelf is filled with fruit and veg (and I mean filled, more than I could eat in 2 weeks), none of which has been touched in a week because she's ordered take out every single night.

My other roommate is a total weeaboo, and has all these annoying habits that she thinks makes her look cute/cool desuu~. One of which is chewing obnoxiously with her mouth open, which she especially likes to do if you're in a conversation with her. Like, making that weird squelching noise with her toungue when she opens her mouth. Another thing she does is perch like an owl on her chair, hold her sandwich in two hands with her fingertips near the open edge and nibble on it like a mouse. And almost always when she eats, will produce stupid little "nom nom nom" sounds like you hear from the cute youtube videos of kittens and bunnies and shit, except it's not cute at all and very annoying.

Plus she's a vegetarian.

>>3271905

I don't understand this. I've eaten 200 grams bags of nuts before and even a whole pound of hazelnuts one time, and I had no problems afterwards even though I do not usually eat like that/am not a fatty.

>>3271815
>Fucking fatshit, I need to get it together
>implying you will actually do anything about it other than bitch on /ck/

>>3271994
>One of which is chewing obnoxiously with her mouth open, which she especially likes to do if you're in a conversation with her.

Haven't you told her that doing that is fucking disgusting?

Your boyfriend is a pussy.

"My boyfriend and I split a chicken breast"

What the fuck? I'm gay and I wouldn't even want to be in the same restaurant as a guy who wants to split a chicken breast.

Goddamn. That's fucking sick.

Splitting a chicken breast is pretty normal for me and my gf, we're not big eaters.

She is a size zero and looks fantastic, i'm skinny fat, weigh like 70kg's and stand 183cm.

I genuinely am disgusted by fat people, it's just ugly and wrong in my opinion. Nobody needs to eat that much. I don't ever overeat, not cos i'm worried about my body but because i hate the feeling of feeling full.

Some of my friends will eat so much that they have to sit down for 30 mins afterwards cos they feel sick. I mean what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>3268993
>>3268883
/fit/izen here, nutrition needs to be taught better or something, its becoming ridiculous, really fat people are at a point where they are so fat its no longer common for fatties to want to improve their body or lose weight, now they think oh well it cant be helped the world should accomodate my fat fucking arse, rather then me do ANY OUNCE OF WORK.

Fat fuck parents spit out healthy kids(sometimes) teach them their bad habits and turn their kids into the same sweaty disgusting monstrosities, and the cycle continues.

I truly fucking hope you fat fucks are not complacent and really deep down know you are disgusting, ginormous, smelly and most people are only around you when they have to be, thats not something you push down, you bring that out so you actrually have motivation to get of your fat fucking arse and stop being a fat fucking drain on everything.

I often eat what i like, i have a set diet that i usually deviate from a couple times a week to have a takeout, i still lose weight, calories in/calories out.

Thats the difference, greedy fat fucks gorge themselves on fatty foods and cant stop, when i have something fatty i think "man that was delicious" then i get on with my life, im not dribbling anticipating the next feeding.

Yes i mad.

Sometimes I forget I'm not on /fit/ where these threads are often closer to comedy gold, but yeah, as someone who was 315lb and is now a 'outside of /fit/ I can say this' built mode 197lb I possess very little sympathy for fat people.

All it took was about 9 months of autistic insanity and obsession with about 5 hours of reading studies and about 7-8 hours of exercise per week. Anyone can do it and it only really gets hard when you want to get sub 15% bodyfat while maintaining lean body mass.

Despite all this I really don't give a fucking shit about myself or anyone else and a sense of superiority or assumed weakness. I hate everything evil I see and stick to a three strikes and you are out policy with people who complain. First time you get sympathy, second time you get advice and some empathy, third time you get advice and after that you become irrelevant when talking.

>>3269476
>better than you

But i could just snap them like a skinny twig, i dont understand this thinking.

Being skinny or fat isn't the best body shape, being fit is.

My father, love that guy I really do.

but after dinner we allways have yoghurt for dessert and he Fukkin clomps down on that stuff, he fill his cup to the near brim and makes the too organic sounds while consuming it.

also he drowns his food in gravy and then scoops it of his plate with a spoon and then purses his lips clossed, the first time I saw him do this I really noticed my parents are getting old.
to be fair I am easilly anoyed when it comes to eating
so it doesnt count for much but still.

>>3272096
Man, my ex has a friend who used to eat with her mouth open in a loud obnoxious I'm obviously doing this on purpose way - we both mentioned it to each other after we watched her eat a couple of times but by the third time we felt we'd missed the boat on bringing it up.. "soo, uhh, we noticed you eat like a fucking retarded horse.. whats with that?" So instead we had to put up with it for a while, eventually getting close to her boyfriend and when drunk and they were going through a bad patch I was able to say "yeah and whats up with that eating with the mouth open thing huh?!"

Best reply I could get from him was 'its cultural' which was just even more confusing seeing as Thai, but raised in England by second generation immigrant parents.

>>3272294
The point when you see your parents do a childish task like slurp soup or try and find a dropped peanut or something and they look like children again instead of adults is a massive turning point.

>>3272308
I would've brang it up first time, playing fucking culture card, i would've said you're in fucking england now, stop being a fucking pig.

>>3271167

If you and your bf can split a chicken breast, then a handfull of ground beef should be 4 meals worth of meat.

>>3271167
>assuming fatties arent gunna fat

>>3272308
Man, I live in Thailand, and nobody does that. Sounds like she was just making excuses.

>>3272327
is it true that in east asians countries slurping loudly your soup is alright or it's just a stereotype

>>3272342
Pretty sure that varies from country to country, I think it's mostly a Chinese thing.

>>3272342

Slurping soup on Japanese and Chinese cultures means you like the taste of the soup. Sipping it silently would mean that you did not like how it tasted.

My father adds sugar to EVERYTHING he eats.

EVERYTHING.

Soups, meat, mashed potatoes, salads, eggs, fish, etcetera etcetera. Whenever he decides that he won't finish something we have to throw it out as it's inedible to anyone else.

My roommate - she eats with her mouth open, especially breakfast for some reason, makes this awful slurpy-smacky sound like a five year old kid. When I pointed this out to her (that she sounds like a cow) she just laughed it off and still does it. LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD. She'll also eat everything cold, even after warming it up she'll leave it out for like twenty minutes, wat.

I share a flat at uni with 2 girls and another guy, the guy is pretty big, but not one of those massive sacks of blubber.
>Be cooking dinner, me and the girls have sensible stuff- chicken, fish, wholewheat stuff, loads of veg/salads
>Girls have small portions, my ones are bigger but not ridiculous.
>Guy comes in, makes himself similar portion size but of cheeseburgers and french fries.
>"FFS anon, how can you eat that much and not be fat?"
>"Because my food isn't full of fat and is way more nutritionally balanced than yours"
>"Oh I see, well I guess I should start to eat more healthy stuff"

the next day, at dinner
> fat-ass goes "I'm having chicken salad"
>Microwaved chicken nuggets, a foot-long baguette covered in oil, and about 5 lettuce leaves on the side
>Covers it all in KETCHUP
after the meal... "Damn that was yummy, I need to go to the store now"

Saw him sneak in a tub of ben and jerrys ice cream on the way in, literally an hour after dinner. Went to check the freezer a couple of hours later, it wasn't there. Checked the bin- Empty tub hidden underneath other trash.

WHY DO YOU LIE TO US? YOU'RE HURTING YOURSELF MORE
>mfw I realised I didn't actually care

Reading about poor people with roommates and their woes amuses me, please continue this thread.

I don't think one's weight determines their ability to gorge on huge amounts at one sitting

I eat ridiculously over-sized dinners at the weekends (plus I drink a shitload of beer after them), but I'm not obese!! I'm a bit skinnyfat (have been for years with hardly any fluctuations), but the amounts I eat would make you think I'd be 300+lbs

>>3271994
>perch like an owl on her chair
>hold her sandwich in two hands with her fingertips near the open edge
>nibble on it like a mouse
>produce stupid little "nom nom nom" sounds

Oh god what.

Whenever my roommate eats pizza, he has to drown the piece in sauce, and then he stuffs the entire thing in his mouth, making disgusting noises. I hate him sometimes.

>>3271905
Hahaha, I once did that with a mix of cashews and pistachios. I got a big bag of each in my stocking one christmas, and on the 26th I ate the whole of each over the course of the day. Must have been about 600g of nuts in total.

Anyway I had one gigantic dose of the pure liquid shits the following day and was fine after that. It just wouldn't stop coming out and I was thinking "HOW CAN THERE BE MORE STUFF INSIDE ME?!" Felt amazing afterwards though. I might have ended up with the old leaky asshole but I'm a skinny fucker and eat plenty of fibre and stuff anyway.

Anyway disgusting eating habits: My flatmate is a picky bastard who survives on Kraft Cheesy Pasta, cheese on toast and burgers and pizzas from the takeaway. He takes a shit maybe once every 3-4 days. He's retardedly unhealthy but it doesn't really annoy me or anything.

friend of mine dips his pizza in ketchup ... fucking ketchup

I ask you!!

>>3269356
>>3269356
pix?

go to mc donalds. fat dude among friends eats multiple (>3) big mac meals, 3 big tasty burgers, mega box of chicken nuggets and 3 icecreams. swallows it with 4 0,5 liter cokes.

hear from other people this is quite normal for him. no wonder he weighs 200 kilograms and is 170 long. he takes a two person couch for his ass.

I'm afraid I'm the gross one here.

>rather thin, on the lower side of healthy
>stomach like a black hole
>will happily eat anything and everything
>when i eat out with friends, they give me their leftovers
>will never leave a scrap uneaten
>don't go to all you can eat buffets cause I don't want the restaurant mad at me

My gf is more than a little disgusted with me.

At least I eat with manners, not fat, am clean and shower once in a blue moon.

BREAKFAST today:
>large frozen pizza
>3 bowls of milk and cereal
>bottle of beer
>several cups of water

Op doesnt realize that landwhales arent actually real people,until they make a change in their lifestyle. Just the same way you build muscle you have to first break it down to be able to build it back stronger. That is what you have to do with these weak minded people. You happen to be their roommate and you will take it as your duty to break them. Whether that means mentally or physically, I dont care it has to be done. When youve broken them link them to /fit/.

>>3272252

>splitting a chicken breast

Enjoy dying of starvation when the collapse really kicks in.

>>3272414
BREAKFAST today:
>large frozen pizza
>3 bowls of milk and cereal
>bottle of beer
>several cups of water

You're skinnyfat i can tell right now from your breakfast that you're a skinnyfat binger, because you binge on shit and dont eat properly you cant put on weight properly and you become skinnyfat.

Then fallaciously attribute it to such a fast metabolism but it really fuckin isnt, the difference in metabolism person to person is so minute, its hard to believe people even think there is a difference.

You're probably skinnyfat, not skinny, start eating 2000kcal a day, not made up of straight shit.

Im never going to understand how people with no nutritional knowledge automatically assume they know how they should and shouldnt eat.

>>3271994
>Another thing she does is perch like an owl on her chair, hold her sandwich in two hands with her fingertips near the open edge and nibble on it like a mouse.


I will bet you 5 million dollars that her fav. anime is Death Note

>>3272459
I had a roommate i could fucking imagine doing this, she was obsessed with death note, she is a devian-tard she used to draw fucking homolust death note shit, fucking weaboo bullshit.

>>3272463
>>3272463
>she is a devian-tard she used to draw fucking homolust death note shit

>>3272458
>>Im never going to understand how people with no nutritional knowledge automatically assume they know how they should and shouldnt eat.

It's much easier to make up some sort of BS like "oh it's my metabolism" or "my whole family is big" rather than actually learning and acting on that knowledge. Common sense isn't exactly common and willpower is even rarer.

>>Roomate and I are going the supermarket to buy groceries
>>lazy fatass roomate, who is broke and behind on rent, asks us to get him a chocolate bar while we're out
>>we're pissed since we have to pick up the slack on his rent so we're trying to figure out how to screw with him. I suggest putting laxitive chocolate inside a normal candy wrapper, but I'll be damned if I am going to spend any more money on his sorry ass. My other roomate buys him a tub of cake frosting instead.
>>Get home. Give frosting to the fat roommate. He gets all mad, bitching about why we couldn't just have gotten him a candy bar. Starts yelling all sorts of insults.
>>week later. Go knock on fat roommate's door to ask about something

Holy fuck. He's in bed, nude except for a pair of ratty-ass boxers, eating cake frosting straight out of the tub using two fingers as a "scoop"

>>fat roomie has earned the nickname "two-fingers"

i have a friend who's actually on the petite side of the scale because she can actually tell when she's not hungry anymore. but goddamn, it pains me to see her empty kitchen (except for sodas, which she downs like water) because she spends a ton of money eating out for every meal.

don't really have any crazy fat friends except for this one girl i haven't seen in years. i always wondered why she was so big, but i kind of understand now after seeing her facebook status updates. every one of her updates has to do with food. "it's so cold outside. perfect timing for watching spirited away with a warm, stuff-curst pizza, cake, and HOT CHOCOLATE"

idk how i'm underweight, but i get obsession with foods that last for like a day or so and binge. it's really disgusting. sometimes i'll be cooking like three things at once because i can't decide what to eat. things i do/have one:

>eat nutella and peanut butter by the spoonful as a meal
>eat spoonfulls of brewers yeast
>eat spoonfulls of sugar
>ate a whole tub of ice cream
>eat whole loafs of grocery-store-cotton-candy "french bread"

this obviously doesn't include the meals i eat until i feel like i want to barf (except i don't have a gag reflex, so just feel like shit for the next five hours)

>>3271802

I'm quite sure private health insurance companies already do reject, or at least greatly increase the cost, for fatasses. And rightly so.

>>3269356
>most of her fat went to her tits

>>3272490
>idk how im underweight
>binge
>>3272458

>>3269356
> shirt we all have to constantly tell her is coming unbuttoned from the bottom and she still wears it.

>OMG THEY ARE SO FUCKING FAT! THEY KEEP EATING SO MUCH FOOD!
>can get full off of a salad and half of a chicken breast

guess what? You're both fucking gross because you are an anorexic or some shit. You guys should be the new odd couple

>>3272510
Yeah it did kind of devolve into fat bashing but its all fattys deserve, until they lose weight.

Skinny people who are bones or skinnyfat are just as wrong though.

Unless you have a nice fit body you will be mercilessly be picked on, too fat or too thin.

But thats good because thats what gives these people the motivation to change their unhealthy disgusting lfestyles or off themselves.

Win, win really.

>fatass roommate
>vegan
>make tacos for me and other roommate
>OMG HOW CAN YOU EAT MEAT?! DERP DERP IMMA GET ALL BUTTHURT!
>does this any time either of us makes any meat product or anything
>THOSE ANIMALS ARE TORTURED! PLUS IT'S SUPER UNHEALTHY! THAT SHIT IS DESTROYING YOUR BODY!
>roommate is at least 250+ lbs
>he only ever eats oreos and gummi candies and other shit that is considered vegan, but isn't actually healthy
>haven't seen him cook a meal or even eat a damn piece of fruit in months

fucking retards. Can't wait till that nigga gets diabeetus. He'll be hobbling around on one foot and still be telling us that our steaks are going to kill us

>>3272510
>implying one large breast can't form part of a meal for two people.

>>3272514
>>THOSE ANIMALS ARE TORTURED! PLUS IT'S SUPER UNHEALTHY! THAT SHIT IS DESTROYING YOUR BODY!

>meat
>SUPER UNHEALTHY!
>DESTROYING YOUR BODY!

HAHAHAHAHAHA THE IRONY OF WHAT HE IS EATING DOESNT EVEN MATTER

HAHAHAHA

>>3272458
> Realize this applies to my terrible eating habits.

How can I become a healthy fuck that won't die the moment I catch the flu?

>>3272516
maybe if you weigh 70 pounds. Shit if I ate nothing but a salad and some chicken I'd need at least 3 breasts to get full and I only weigh 150

>>3272519
Go to /fit/ and read the sticky.

if you dont understand something ask, the main thing, not giving up.

>>3272519
Oh and dont believe anyone who tells you counting calories is no way to live, being a mammoth or a twig is no way to live.

>>3272521
>I'd need at least 3 breasts to get full and I only weigh 150

They must be some tiny chicken tits.

>>3271769
The only thing I ever binge on really is pizza.

Seriously, if you give me a large fully loaded pizza I will eat the entire thing, even if my stomach begins to feel like its about to pop.

>>3272282

You are my favorite kind of individual.

>>3272502
>binge
>UNDERweight

please tell me how this makes any sense

>>3272513
>But thats good because thats what gives these people the motivation to change their unhealthy disgusting lfestyles or off themselves.

I enjoy how people actually believe this. Maybe for some, but most people will just bury it deep down inside and do something else (either swing to the other extreme or engage in worse behavior).

>>3272502
whoops, missed the second part of that; i apologize. makes sense. not sure if i agree with the part about metabolism not counting. i'm not really skinnyfat, just skinny. don't know how i could attribute my eating habits/underweight (not just based on BMI) without taking metabolism into account.

>>3272551
>im uneducated
>how does that make sense!?!?!

Stop.
Binging.

>>3272557
Then they have ruined their life obviously.

If being told "you're fat" everyday doesnt make them want to lose weight, then they are broken and i wont stop.

What kind of fucking retard fights fatass name calling with eating even more.

> gummi candies and other shit that is considered vegan
>gelatin based candy
>vegan

Well I'm afraid I've got news for your friend buddy.

>>3272565
Metabolism can be fast or slow in anyone, it isnt genetics is what im getting at. I used to be fat and i couldnt figure out why i couldnt burn off my weight, i wasnt eating enough for my current weight my metabolism came to a grinding halt basically, i started eating more and started burning fat.

Simples.

You need to eat regularly and decent portions for YOUR current weight. Sparse binging doesnt do anything for you except make you skinnyfat.

People get fatter and fatter and since everyone around them is also getting fatter they all tell each other it's normal.

Splitting a chicken breast...
I can't eat with other people because they just don't have enough food and I'll be hungry still. Same with eating at restaurants. They typically have small enough meals that one is not going to fill me up.

I'm exactly in the center of ideal body weight range and most people would call me anorexic.

>>3272604
>I'm exactly in the center of ideal body weight range and most people would call me anorexic.

You are either very very tall or like lieing to yourself.

Actual advice for fat people reading this thread.
>Dedicate tuesday/thursday as no carb days.
>Try and get out and walk at least once or twice a week
>fat does not mean unhealthy.

>>3268993
>When I wake up, I go into my kitchen to find the fat guy drinking raw pancake batter out of a coffee cup

>>3272607
>actual
>implying what the /fit/izens are saying isnt true

>Dedicate tuesday/thursday as no carb days.
Thats dumb, you wanna lose weight , you need to tailor a diet because thats what a good diets is and a diet that works, thats why most fad diets dont work, cause they are either just something stupid like "omg dont eat foods that begin with C" or its not tailored for them.


>Try and get out and walk at least once or twice a week
Now any exercise is good ofcourse, but this is just pathetic, 2 days? i dont care if its to start with thats a disgrace, people should be walking atleast half an hour everyday ALREADY, and thats where people should start.

>fat does not mean unhealthy.
Yes, food fat doesn't = bodyfat, lots of carbs however does.

and steer clear of saturated fats.

>used to be that fat guy
>used to go to friends house and impose all the time
>used to eat shittons of food
>always did what OP was describing and hogged food leaving none for other people
>was about 300lb

God damn, I cringe every time I think back to then, glad I lost the weight though. Being a teenager I can kind of understand eating more than usual, but fuck, I would eat a pizza and a half sometimes.

>>3272514
>oreos
>gummi candy
>vegan
Dohohoho.

>>3271814
We should also do that for chronic smokers and drinkers right? We shouldn't do that for most other diseases where it can't be helped though.

>>3272631
But gummi bears have gelatin and that's from pigs or cows or something.

>>3272514
>gummi candies
>vegan
huehuehuehuehue

next time she goes on a rant just make an overly dramatic arcane sounding speech about how she eats the gelatin leeched out of the boiled bones of the very animals she decries you for eating.

>>3272626
Start small.
Yes people eat too many carbs.
Moderation is key with all foods. Saturated fats included.

http://healthland.time.com/2011/12/08/study-cutting-carbs-two-days-a-week-is-better-than-full-time-d
ieting/

>>3272514

>gummi
>vegan

Unless he's buying lots of expensive, specialty vegan gummi which is just fucking retarded.

>>3272724
Those vegan agar agar gummi bears aren't that expensive, but I doubt the retard even knows regular gummi bears are made from boiled cow.