fuck, i laughed out loud for a solid minute

count the seconds. that's a long time to laugh

>using a microwave

thats not cooking sir, thats being a hick

surjective arrocat

hotdogs only take 20 seconds a piece in the microwave. Follow that and you will never over cook.

>baked dicks

oh you.

>Make cereal
>milk splashes over the side of the bowl

Fuck, I hate cooking

>open can of tuna
>what the gypsy its in oil?!

i fucking hate cooking

>Eat chips with hot sauce
>reach from the bottom of the bag for the chips left
>Hand gets full of sauce
Fuck, i h8 cookin

>want to make a sandwich
>out of bread

I fucking hate cooking

>read on carbonara in delivery's menu
>'peas, creamy tomato sauce'

I hate those fuckers

>>>make microwave popcorn
>>>open bag
>>> smoking pile of blackened charcoal

I cooking fucking hate

>i tell the entire world I know what baked dicks smell like

>>3032244
OH, YES.
This.

>try to make rice
>boils over

I fucking hate cooking

>Pour water into icetray
>Has crack in the middle from people twisting the cubes out

cooking hate fucking I

>make soup
>end up with porridge consitency

haters I cooking

>This
>This

I fucking hate cooking

>>3032244

>This just fucking happened to me
>Not looking, reach into bag and shovel charcoal into mouth like greasy pig I am

I fucking hate kewkeng

> $90 worth of steaks on the grill
> Open lid all the way
> Grill tips backwards, spilling the meat onto the deck and lighting everything on fire

FUCK I HATE COOKING

>pour myself a drink
>The cup always makes a ring of liquid on the benchtop

i fucking hate cooking

>Cleaning frypan
>Can't get burnt / baked-on food off without scratching the shit out of the non-stick coating

I fucking hate cooking

This.
I fucking hate cooking.

>Eating my Mum's fresh cooked muffins
>Bicard soda not properly cooked

Fuck I hate cooking

>make a quesadilla
>cheese spills onto the pan and smells horrible

fuck i hate cooking

>put hot pockets in microwave
>a mix of lava hot and ice cubes on the inside

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>drink water
>throw up

fuck I hate cooking

>make instant oatmeal
>burn everything in microwave

cooking i fucking hate

>throwing tomatoes at windshields
>cops roll up

fuck, i hate cooking

>eating sand
>tastes bad

fuck I hate cooking

>Put a steak in the microwave
>Cook to perfection
>Out of ketchup

I fucking hate cooking

>try to cook rice
>every grain splits among the middle, soggy mess

fucking rice cooking.

>forget to put coffee grounds in filter when making coffee
>end up with hot water

Fucking cooking hate I

>cooking when drunk
>pass out with pan on burner

I hate cookinging

> Try to impress girl by making homemade gravy
> Have no idea what im doing, boil some cream, throw lots of spice in
> Gravy tastes like fresh ass, girl eats it to be polite, ends up in my bathroom, throwing up

i fucking hate cooking

>Greentext thread
>Shitposts everywhere
>Realize I'm contributing to the suck

i fucking hate Summer /ck/

>make recipe off of /ck/
>shit looks cash
>1hour later, my entire family is in the ER with ultradiahrea

I fucking hate /ck/

>Make coffee
>Realise I have cream
>Go to pour
>Nothing...
>Suddenly! Huge chunk of solid cream into the coffee, causing a tsunami of boiling liquid to go all over my front
>Clean myself
>Drink coffee
>It was glorious
>The longest greentext in the thread
I hating cookfuck!

>go to taco truck
>exchange money for food

i fucking hate cooking, so i dont

>>3032297
>non-stick
>wut?

>they explode and smell like baked dicks

oh op haven't lawled that hard in a fucking while

thanks

>>3032171
>they explode and smell like baked dicks
>i know how baked dicks smell
>my exploded hotdogs smell liek baked dicks
>before they exploded, they smelled like unbaked dicks
>as a matter of fact, I actually put dicks in my hotdogs
>i put dicks in my hotdogs
>(i still fuck up the cooking, dicks keep exploding)

pic related, it's me

>>3032907

It's the head cook!

>>3032911

>>3032907
>you're dead, dude.
But holy fuck, I just pissed a little.
>mfw your post

>reheat sonic hamburgers in microwave
>forget to remove foil
>stare at the lightshow
>microwave never works again

I hate fucking cooking

>making some toast
>spring breaks, toast keeps cooking, house burns down

i fucking hate cooking

>Cook steak a few seconds too long
>Ramsay's blood pressure goes off the scale

i fucking hate cooking

> i cook
> i hate

i hate cooking