>>2804150
enjoy your shittly made eggs asshole

>>2804150
>eating you're eggs over-easy

>posting with the wrong "your"
>mfw

i have never had salmonella or e-coli and i've been eating over easy eggs almost every day for 5 years.

this: >>2804157

>you're

>>2804150

>>2804150
>mfw you can't cook eggs and poison yourself

I tried a soft-boiled egg once and almost vomited.
Like, I don't give a shit about getting sick and I eat my steak medium-rare, but holy shit softboiled eggs are fucking filthy

>>2804175
that looks fucking disgusting
get some protein on that plate

>mfw salmonella dies at 165
>mfw eggs don't even begin to coagulate until 180

" Eggs have been considered the standard against which all other protein foods are measured because their protein composition is so ideal. Eggs are considered a complete protein because they contain all eight essential amino acids, or the "building blocks" of protein. Essential amino acids must be provided by the food we eat because our body cannot produce them. While providing 6 grams of the highest quality protein, each egg contains at least 10 percent of the U.S. RDA."

MFW i've eaten raw eggs multiple times before

MFW all hens legally have to be vaccinated against e.coli [or the eggs checked, or some such] and such where i live

>>2804202
>get some protein on that plate

...There are two eggs right there. I agree about how it looks though.

>>2804213
I think they mean meat.

fucker never ate eggs from a farm. Farm raise hens who eat propper chicken diet and organic eggs. great love!

>>2804150
I've never gotten sick eating eggs over-easy. Let me guess, you like you're's scrambled?

>>2804216
what's wrong with scrambled eggs?

>>2804214
Oh is that what you think now? DOESN'T MATTER. Eggs have protein, and they're right there on the plate. Seems like he's butthurt about the banana, and as for you, I don't fucking know.

>>2804220

ia. A more fitting statement would have been "Get a decently ripe banana on that plate."

>>2804220
I have no problem with the plate. I just think maybe they don't know eggs are full of protein so they want meat as well. I just don't like the heart shape.

>>2804218
>Eating you're eggs scrambled

Scrambled eggs with ketchup. Easily the best.

>>2804245
>Scrambled eggs with ketchup
Pleb

>>2804245
Fucking pauper

>>2804245
Commoner!

>mfw its scientifically proven over-easy eggs can't contain salmonella.
>mfw OP is an uneducated egg-hating retard.

>mfw >>2804202 doesn't fucking realize eggs contain ample amounts of protein

>>2804245
proletariat scum

>not dipping your eggs in syrup

>>2804206

This. Hell, you don't even have to heat eggs for very long to pasteurize them, at which point they become perfectly acceptable to eat raw.

>>2804283
No, not doing that

>not putting cheeze wiz on your well-done scrambled eggs

still not getting /ck's apparent hate for the scrambled egg

>>2804317
It's like cooking a steak well done. Why fucking bother?

>implying I'll ever get salmonella from eggs

>>2804331
if you're cooking scrambled eggs until all semblance of moisture or flavor is gone from them then you're doing it wrong

>>2804352
If you're scrambling eggs, you're doing it wrong.

The chance that an egg will be infected with salmonella is extremely small, and even if you do get an infected one, it's not like salmonella is that fucking deadly. I eat fucking raw eggs without hesitation.

>>2804374
clearly incapable of properly cooking a scrambled egg

it's a little technical i know, but if you practice you'll get there eventually

>>2804279

Nothing wrong with scrambles.

Ketchup is definitely pleb food tho. ;)

Pictured is what men with balls of steel put on their scrambles.

I've been addicted to this sauce, scrambles, and onions mixed in with corned beef hash lately. So cheap, filling, and NOM-worthy.

>putting fridge cooled ketchup on your eggs over easy

>>2804396
>>2804396
>>2804396
>>2804396

>scrolling fast
>see bottle of El Yaccateca

Holy fuck anon! I thought I was the only whitey that eats that stuff. best hab sauce ever and you even have the brown one pictured! well done man!

around these parts we calls scrambled eggs "scrambies" and we eat them w/ mayo

when it comes to eggs, this guy knows whats up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc3SEBA-9nU

>>2805964
>mayo
>an egg product
>an egg product place on eggs
Sure, why not? If Hollandaise can go on eggs and is also made of eggs, why can't mayo go on eggs?
Additionally: chopped hardboiled eggs as an omelette filling isn't unheard of, either.

anyone ever put bbq sauce on their eggs? that shit is delish!

>>2805983
I have. Would not try again.

>ice cream
>a dairy product
>a dairy product place in milk
Sure, why not? If butter can go in milk and is also made of dairy, why can't ice cream go in milk?
Additionally: chopped hardboiled eggs as an omelette filling isn't unheard of, either.

>>2805983
>putting anything on your eggs besides salt and pepper

Wait up a second guys, raw eggs are dangerous? fuck me sideways i mix two into my protein shakes

>>2806782
Most cases are from cross-contamination in commercial kitchens using eggs sold to that market. You're fine with fresh supermarket eggs.

>>2806782
no, they aren't. with modern day pasteurization the risk is so low, go right ahead and enjoy them raw.

It's as dangerous as eating "undercooked" steak at a restaurant. That little asterisk on every menu is pretty pointless.

>>2806782
good job bro. you might as well kill yourself immediately to avoid the horrible painful death that you will go through in 2 days

>eating eggs period
I used to like them, but shoot, they lose their heat so fast it immediately becomes unappetizing within 20 seconds.

>>2806782
better protein absorption when you cook them properly

google bio-availability

>>2804150
>Implying EVERY EGG EVERYWHERE HAS E.COLI AND SALMONELA ALL THE TIME OMGBBQ!

OP confirmed for a 14 year old girl grossed out by "germs"

Salmonella in a healthy person will likely just give you a stomach cramp at the worst.

You'd have to suffer from AIDS like OP to have it be really dangerous.

>mfw I'm an asymptomatic carrier of salmonella

>>2806900
uh, normal people believe that too you know.