>a few of the wears

Do you like cake

Favorite

Beer:
Wine:
Hard Liq:

what is your shoplifting policy?

what state?
favourite beer? (style/brand)

>>2539667
Beer is favorite with Whiskey and gin tied for a not so distant second place.

>>2539666
Yes, but I don't see what that has to do with anything. in4 cake is a lie

>>2539677
THATS NOT WHAT I ASKED ASSHOLE.

>>2539677
This thread is about asking you anything, so when I ask you anything I EXPECT AN ANSWER WITHOUT ANY BULLSHIT.

>>2539680
>>2539681
>>2539667
>>2539666
mad

Do you have problem with minors buying booze?

WE WILL EAT YOU ALIVE

have you ever gotten hold up at gunpoint?

>>2539659

Do you get pressure from manufacturers or distributors to prefer certain brands of beer/wine/liquor over others in terms of shelf placement?

do you have a penis or a vagina?

>>2539682
You/he didn't answer my question.

>>2539666
Satanical trips, dude.

>>2539675
Store is in New England as close to state as you're going to get. The last brands to impress me were the Goose Island Belgian stuff and Clown Shoes

>>2539669
Crazy Lebanese dude owns the store. he has a license to carry a concealed weapon. people don't normally try to steal. It is an upscale neighborhood.

>>2539684
Meh i get more bullshit from cops trying to make sure I don't sell to minors rather than minors themselves

Pic related my scotch section

>>2539701
I'm a dude.

>>2539691
Nope as I said upscale neighborhood.

>>2539699
Sure It's give and take though. If I take stuff in they do me favors. So for instance If I get a huge drop of stuff like Dogfish Head or give more shelf space I can get dibbs on rare cases or free cases of stuff.

Pic related Dogfish head stuff

>wares
/thread

>>2539701
>>2539713
>I'm a dude.
Didn't answer the question. . . .

Where can I buy Lapponia Cloudberry Liqueur in the US? Texas.

Are you near a Whole Foods?

>>2539723
Apparently drunk people can't have typos Mrs.Perfection

>>2539731
No but there is a very upscale grocery store directly next to the store.

>>2539726
>>2539701

I have a penis.

>>2539729
to be honest never even heard of this before.

is there tax on alcohol where you are?

What kind of customers buy the most craft beer?

I live in Chicago and it's unfortunately getting a stronger following in the hipster community.

>>2539706
This picture is making me so sad

I want everything on that shelf

>>2539760

Well fuck, what are us non-hipsters to drink now?

do you drink?
srory if it has been asked
what do you drink, like whats your favorite alcohol, and whats your favorite hard alcohol?

OP what is your favorite tequila?

>>2539760
This place is full of PBR and Old Style faggots ;_;

>>2539713
I saw a doc on dogfish head the other night
looks like they are realy into specialty beers, but they don't act snooty or anything
I also would love to try Maynor James keenans whine, I thinks its make in Arizona but I forget the name of it

>>2539758
Anywhere in the USA there is Tax on liquor don't ask troll questions. There is no sales tax though if that's what you were asking.

>>2539760
Everyone, no lie I sell more 3 six packs of craft to every one six pack of BMC (bud,miller,coors)

>>2539775
Right now favorite tequila is Espolon, it is cheap and flavorful. about the same price as Cuervo but a million times better.

What is your favorite sake you distiller of poisons?

Mr. Manager, obviously your staff drinks, as do you. What do you do when it becomes apparent that a member of your staff shows signs of alcoholism. Can you intervene?

Which states have the lowest liquor taxes on scotch?

Do you happen to have any bottles of Laphroaig from the small batch that were aged in Petras wine casks? If so, how much, and can you hold one for me?

What is the most expensive bottle in your store op, and how much does it cost?

op wake up goddamn it and respond

>>2539807
The only type of sake I drink is House sake of the sushi bar I go to on occasion

>>2539831
to be honest that sort of thing hasn't happened at the store I'm working at now. It has happened in the past where people I work for are clearly alcoholics. In those situations if they were drunk at work they were sent home at another place I worked at the dud would do a six pack at work everyday(we were allowed to drink on the job) he was fired.

>>2539836
I only have the regular 16 year old peaty bastard.

>>2539839
I think right now its the Macallan 25 year old which I think is 599 retail, I have a bottle of Tactical Nuclear Penguin. I have a case of opus one wine too so I mean most expensive what?

How old do you have to be to work in a liquor store?

>>2539902

18, also the age I started working in liquor stores (24 years old now)

How does it feel to sell people products that make them abuse and kill each other? Would you be alright slinging meth or pushing heroine?

>>2539917
hurrrrrr

You might as well be asking how local ma and pop shops can sell razor blades as they can kill people.


OP, have any crazy stories?

>>2539706

The heavens part and the sounds of angels singing fills the air.

>>2539917
Did you know that there's a part of your liver that only processes alcohol? Humans have co-existed with booze for thousands and thousands of years; in fact beer is literally the reason for civilization as we know it: to grow enough food to feed yourself is easy to to have enough that you can eat AND have enough left over to brew? That takes communal action. The first human groups larger than hunter/gatherer tribes were agricultural and based around brewing.

You're hating an aspect of humanity as intrinsic as language.

OP, I have seen "about wine" articles that say if you open a bottle of wine and it's corked, you should bring it back to the store.

I, being an extreme beta, would never do this, and it honestly seems highly doubtful that any store would accept this.

What are your comments?

>>2539706
>>2539713
> mfw a liquor store sells both beer and liquor

next you'll tell me you have grocery stores that sell wine, lol

why are you always drunk when i come in an hour before closing? dont you realize that youre talking really loudly too me?

i do appreciate that you remember me and dont ask for my ID every time i come in. it makes me want to come back to your store because it makes me feel like you take the time to try to run a good shop.

>>2539953
AZfag here, Safeway sells all of the above

>>2539940

It happens a lot. Corked wines are something like 1 in 30 or so, not totally sure of the numbers. If you open a bottle of wine and its bad bring it back the wholesalers give the store credit and you get another bottle of wine that is good. Don't settle if the wine is corked just bring it back minus the glass you poured discovering it was bad.

>>2539928
Thank you.

>>2539917
listen to these guys >>2539927 >>2539929 and stop being a troll.

pic related its the wine section I have nothing to do with