>but it I need

Damn, why can't I type correctly? >.>

you asshole

Not likely, as most menstrual blood congeals before it even comes out. You need fresh blood to make proper black pudding.

Also, sage.

Batshit insane, vengeful girlfriend detected.

what is the stuff in OP's pic? inquiring minds want to know.

ive heard of woman putting menstrual blood in their husbands coffee to keep them faithful or something

>>1954918

Looks like german style blutwurst to me. It's similar to black pudding I guess. Great with rye bread and beer.

>>1954918
Might wanna look at the filename before you ask questions you might not need to ask.

>>1954942

Seriously surprised, I thought black pudding was usually much thicker and darker?

>>1954953
Not the OP, so I don't know if it's named right, actually. And been a while since I had any black pudding =(.

>>1954932
never had black pudding, that looks more like a sausage than pudding to me. unless pudding is a misnomer

>>1954942

>>1954984
call it black sausage, then... it's basicallythe same shit as they eat in the UK, only in sausage shape

>>1954988
Might I direct you to
>>1954959
Where you will find your point substantiated in full, in advance.

>>1954991

You must be the guy who did the failed troll attempt. gtfo.

>black pudding
disgusting
>from menstrual blood
what the fuck?

Yum

>>1954883
eat shit, die and rotten in sewage

>>1955132

You just don't appreciate the finner things in life.

So, y/n?

>>1955369
yes. post pics.

Doesn't menstrual blood have a bunch of shit besides blood in it?

It can have bits of uterine lining in it.

Why not just slit your wrist and use that blood? You seem awesome like that.

Menstrual blood has a lot of tissue in it . . . I wouldn't try it.

>>1956008
Girls are gross :(

>>1955999
>>1956008

I'm guessing that wouldn't make a good stand in for the lumps of fat normally added?

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>>1954882
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>>1954921

Friend of mine won't eat cake because of some old tradition where a woman would cook a cake that had some of her menstrual blood in it, and once the man ate it, it bound him to her.

Women average two tablespoons of blood per menses. Highly impractical.

>>1956337

Source? I'm pretty sure I bleed a LOT more than that.

sage

>>1956341
You're a dumb bitch, not all of what falls out of your uterus is blood. It's mostly mucus.
You bleed 30mls of blood on average. Tablespoon is 15mls.

>>1956403
10-80mL is "normal" according to wikipedia, as one source. Besides this being a range, not an average, for normal, very few people are normal. It changes from teenage to post childbirth to perimenopausal. Bitch.

So far as I know, only pig's blood will coagulate properly to form the lovely texture.

You could cheat it with some Adria-inspired bullshit, but then what would be the point?

>>1956403
>>1956438

u mad?

>>1954883

Dude, I would eat a placenta, but even I think this sounds gross. Not everything you expel needs to be eaten, dude.

>>1956492
About what?

Suck it up and cut a vein to bleed into the pudding you pansy. Use real blood, and throw in some of your fluid after if you are so hellbent on using it.

menstrual blood is mostly congealed and clots by the time it leaves so doubt it would work
granted some of the clots if big enough look like black pudding

>>1956583
Thank you for making me gag and giggle at the same time. I hate you.

Bumping this thread because I rejoice in your suffering.

Menstrual blood doesn't taste like regular blood, it doesn't taste nice at all.

ITT- Undeniable proof that girls are icky.

>this whole thread

>blackpudding

This thread. I love it.

wtf...

Black pudding status:

Not ruined [ ]
Ruined [x]

god I love having a dick

>>1958997

wat

>>1956337

More like per hour. I can go through a Super Plus tampon in two hours.

>>1960341
Get a menstrual cup, then. Diva Cup is very good.

>>1960341
you have a higher flow rate so you might be on a slightly higher still most of it IS uterus lining

>OP

now shouldnt the rest of you women be out their making sammiches

dude...why?

o god no!

never change, /ck/

>>1954883

Speculation: You're thirteen and just learned about black pudding.

If this were possible, I'd eat it.
OP, I'd eat your vagina blood.
For the sake of food, and probably science.

Not enough protein and fat content in the menstrual blood... you'd have to chop up the woman as well.

I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

>>1960345
not original whiner, but i can fill the diva cup in two hours and then it usually starts leaking. 8C menorrhagia for the lose. unless, of course, you want to make black pudding!

>>1961428

>>1961437
>>1960345
i just ordered a ladycup. how do you guys like your diva cups?

>>1961483
Dreamy. It's like having no menses at all. I need to empty the cup only twice a day, in the morning when I wake up, and in the evening before going to bed. I forget I'm even having it. Picture related, "it's like I'm wearing nothing at all".

>>1961785
I could really go for some soiled rags about now.

like you would make regular black pudding...it only takes hell of a menstrual blood...last time i made black pudding, it took two liters of blood for shitload of sausages.