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    61 KB Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:13 No.1947809  
    Hi, /ck/

    I know that forced meme's are automatically shit, but I made one anyway. If you guys don't like it, can we still haev a good thread of it, just this once?

    This is 'Ignorant Chef'

    We all know this person, I'm sure.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:13 No.1947812
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    template
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:13 No.1947814
    got a template OP?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:14 No.1947816
    Not interested
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:15 No.1947819
    dont need a template
    need a link to meme generator
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:15 No.1947820
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:16 No.1947823
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    Ignorant-Chef

    that's meme generator link
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:18 No.1947829
    no
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:19 No.1947832
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    as in, Ignorant-Chef goes after the default URL

    I can't post the URL here though, even with parenthasis, it won't let me
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:21 No.1947835
    >>1947832
    what's wrong with washing mushrooms?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:22 No.1947838
    >>1947832
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p7UcCAw39c

    Owned by Alton Brown
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:24 No.1947843
    >>1947835
    >>1947838
    washing mushrooms is bad. it makes scales read things innacurately, and it makes alton brown retarded. it also waterlogs them
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:25 No.1947847
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    >>1947843
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:27 No.1947851
    >>1947843
    how are you supposed to get the dirt off of them then?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:28 No.1947852
    250 degrees for 30 minutes?
    500 degrees for 15!
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:28 No.1947853
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:28 No.1947854
    >>1947843
    >it makes scales read things innacurately
    Fuckin' magnets.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:29 No.1947855
    OP here, the mushroom one was more because it annoys me when people go apeshit about not washing vegetables and things generally. I chose mushrooms because they are the ones that have a greater debate surronding them.

    I didn't know it was OK to wash mushrooms, but I still think, like with most vegetables and things, they are probably still safe not to need washed. Unless obviously filthy.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:30 No.1947858
    >>1947843

    you should probably watch the video
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:30 No.1947862
    cooking with cancer
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:32 No.1947865
    >>1947855

    You must love eating shit, then.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:33 No.1947871
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:33 No.1947874
    >>1947820
    what you have a problem with vegetarians? I'm afraid that would make you the ignorant one.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:35 No.1947878
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    >>1947871
    I see your post and raise you one
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:35 No.1947879
    >>1947855
    I doubt you know how they farm mushrooms.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:36 No.1947881
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    >>1947874
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:38 No.1947885
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:40 No.1947897
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    >>1947852
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:45 No.1947910
    Is there one of these for angie?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:46 No.1947914
    >>1947910
    I've seen a few
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:52 No.1947927
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:56 No.1947933
    ITT: cancer
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)18:57 No.1947936
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:01 No.1947950
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    Not really ignorant chef but these kind of people fuck me off.

    Ask them a simple question, get an overcompensated answer
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:04 No.1947957
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:04 No.1947962
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:05 No.1947965
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:06 No.1947966
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:06 No.1947967
    >>1947950

    Is that even a real wine?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:08 No.1947973
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:24 No.1948031
    >>1947967
    I google'd 'obscure wine' and got this
    http://joeswine.blogspot.com/2009/04/obscure-wine-regions-vinsobres.html

    it's in there somewhere, I didn't read it, just picked what looked like a name out and used it!
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)19:57 No.1948138
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    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)20:03 No.1948150
    >>1948138
    Coffee isn't boiled.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)21:37 No.1948448
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    this annoys me. I don't mind if people prefer things more salty than others, but I hate it when they presume I can't cook for them. I get very tempted to add loads of salt for them in advance, but that would make me look shit.
    >> lololololoLOLolol LOLOLOLOL 06/15/10(Tue)22:30 No.1948649
    >>1947809

    Just wanted to say that this is my first time posting, though I've been lurking on 4chan for a long long time.

    You get my virgin post because I laughed over "chopped" on food network and woke up my neighbors. Thanks. Continue not caring. :D
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:32 No.1948656
    jesus this is horrible
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:34 No.1948668
    >>1948649

    Laughing wakes up your neighbors? Do you live in a jail cell?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:39 No.1948692
    >>1948688
    if you don't boil them first, you won't be sure
    >> LOLOLOLOL 06/15/10(Tue)22:40 No.1948697
    >>1947809
    >>1948668
    Apartment, neighbors are nice, and I think my laughing would have woken up anyone on this occasion. Like I said, back to not caring. ;)
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:41 No.1948702
    >>1948697
    how bout you get back to whatever it was you were doing before you discovered 4chan
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:42 No.1948704
    >>1948688
    mushrooms are fungus
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:45 No.1948715
    >>1948688
    >wont get the fungus off
    What do you think mushrooms are?
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)22:46 No.1948720
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    >> LOLOLOLOL 06/15/10(Tue)22:50 No.1948736
    >>1948702
    Cooking? Kaaaaaaaaaay
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:05 No.1948780
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:13 No.1948812
    >>1947897
    This one made me lol
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:25 No.1948852
    >>1947855
    You know other people touch those with their bare hands that they may have just been scratching their balls with?
    Once, a cashier sneezed DIRECTLY ON MY FUCKING VEGETABLES.

    Damn right I'm going to rinse off my veggies, especially if I'm eating them raw.
    >> Anonymous 06/15/10(Tue)23:32 No.1948876
    god, I am so sick of these, and the fact you people use memegenerator instead of making it yourself (it's not that hard, it's just text on an image) adds insult to injury
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)01:04 No.1949243
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    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)01:07 No.1949253
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    >>1948876
    I made this in Photoshop Elements 6. You just do white text and add a black stroke to it.
    >> Il probably get ridiculed for this but Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)01:21 No.1949316
    OP, I think this might just work.
    trolls trolling trolls and all that.
    as in, making new memes is a form of trolling these days, and this specific one is about kitchen trolling, making it annoying on two levels.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)01:25 No.1949334
    >>1947843
    BLASHPHEMY GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETS NOW!!!
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)01:26 No.1949339
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    >>1949316
    samefag here
    >>1949253
    >>1948876
    I dont have photoshop, but i would probably use an online editor somewhere.
    but I would still upload the template to memegenerator, because its easier, quicker, and maintains continuity from then on for others to join in.
    I used memegenerator for this contribution, when I would have had to download the template and edit the text on top etc otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)01:28 No.1949348
    Obnoxious thread hidden.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)01:41 No.1949390
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    I approve of this thread
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)01:58 No.1949440
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    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)01:58 No.1949441
    >>1948737
    Its an old version of the chili and beans debate.

    Each side insists the other is a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)14:54 No.1951050
    i get that washing mushrooms causes little to no harm, but why is it bad not to wash them?
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)15:21 No.1951116
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    >>1948150
    Cafe de olla

    BOILED.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)15:26 No.1951133
    >>1951050
    Not only do you want to wash off the dirt off of all your vegetables, mushrooms aren't grown in ordinary dirt, but in manure.
    In almost all of the food poisonings from e.coli, it's restaurants improperly washing vegetables. It seems like it would be one bad employee just having dirty hands from some employees own trip to the restroom, but in fact, as the numbers grow in these recall scares, they pinpoint the crops back to one grower and his fields that oops had some animals pooping in them. Since you can't control the mice, rats and bunnies, you'll always have e.coli in dirt. Why do you want to avoid washing fruit and vegetables? We're not talking about avoiding good germs vs bad germs, such as antibacterial handwashing, but removing dirt from food.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)15:44 No.1951190
    >>1947855
    you know that veggie and mushroom grows on dirt right?
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)15:45 No.1951194
    w w W . a N o n T A l k . S E k heykcdu ks nnxndgcvo mwl b sqw v m twv zvm
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)15:51 No.1951215
    i think a dab with a sponge or the quickest rinse is ok, but people who boil them or thoroughly wash them are being hypochondriacs. i don't usually wash my vegetables or mushrooms at all, but i also cross-contaminate raw chicken a lot too, but only when it's just for me. Cooking for other people is different, i'm careful then! But i've never had any kind of food poisoning in my life, maybe because i'm used to the small doses i give myself, i don't know.
    >> Anonymous 06/16/10(Wed)15:54 No.1951231
    >>1947807
    w w w . A n O N T A l k . s e zxm hjvjj mvd fdyp y igbb puld d aik



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