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Good troll attempt though.

Forgot mah sage

Yea its good, but you are now a fag for that post.

I've only had the root beer though.

I really like Jones soda, but....you made me not want to buy it.

Shit tastes like AIDS. Drink a real soda like Coke, faggot.

>>1791947
You sound like a 65 year old republican.
"I only drink Coke! AMERICA YEAH"

I am in a successful band that performs often on college campuses and trendy clubs. Sometimes I am in social situations where need to be seen drinking something, but I shouldn't be having alcohol because I need to be at my best on stage. That's where Jones Soda comes in!

I don't know why, but something about the sexy colors and unexpected labels makes it a perfect substitute for alcohol in any bar or club.

So next time you're about to reach for a drink but alcohol is not convenient, just remember Jones Soda.

>>1791978
Don't know if troll...

where is the viral marketing troll?

lol, funny stuff. troll or not.

>>1791978
Sweet he is gonna start embelishing the viral marketing for us.... Is he in fact, a viral marketer himself

i don't give a fuck if hipsters drink Jones that shit is delicious

Where could I get some of this delightful Jones Soda?

>>1792027
Seattle made... but there is obviously some sort of company website... and maybe you could use a search of some form, to find said web site?

>>1792027
I get it at my local arab run corner grocery store.

j0n3z 4 lyf3

>>1792041
kimmo viral marketing bot?

>>1791920
Did they pay you to say that?

>>1792055
I actually loled but someone might report you and you just might be banned for that

its very convincing.

The price if fucking retarded.

Best price I've seen is still more than a buck per 12 oz.

It's just fucking soda.

>>1792062
$4.99 a 12pack man... but I do live within 50 miles of seattle.

>>1792074
Go suck their dick and get it for free.

Any other state gets gouged.

>>1792079

>>1792082
Faggots gonna be faggots.

>>1792056

Somebody did report me, and I got a 1 day ban.

Of course, a 1 day ban is really only a 2 hour ban if it kicks in at 10 PM.

This post brought to you by Jones Soda candy, available at better supermarkets.

>>1793555
And I will, again.

u so trendy brah, u drink dat soda hardcore nahmeen'

>>1793573
> implying I can't just reset my modem

>>1793589
>implying you didnt bump the fucking thread.

>>1793600

no shit, how did you figure that out?

Jarritos beats the fuck out of Jones.

/thread

>>1793606
mmmmm sweeet reverse trolling.... who?

It's too expensive. I can get beer for cheaper and that has to be brewed.

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No I don't. Just because it has real sugar doesn't mean it isn't way too fucking sweet, and the company just happen to be assholes too.

Have a Virgil's Real Cola or Reed's Ginger Beer instead.

Try some Jarritos, you fucking faggot. Shit uses REAL fruit, not some gay sugar. Plus it's made in Mexico, which means it's cheap as hell. Just go buy some of this shit and you will sit at your desk all day on 4chan sipping it and eating nachos like a true champion.

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i love how the apple flavored Smirnoff tastes EXACTLY like a Jones apple soda!

I like Hansen sodas better. More unique flavors and made from cane sugar.