dick cheese wolololol

Tunnel through to /b/ and live out the rest of the fallout getting high and drunk.

Eat the flowers of the gardening section.

I'd fuck all the guys that posted in this thread, all-of-them.


I'm a 19 year old female, but gays can have my ass if they so wish.

>>1720523
what about other females?

Take pictures of food made in the place and post
and pretend we all don't know eachother

whats the point of keeping everyone alive and then have them all starve later when we run out of food?

>>1720523
Epic gangbang.

>>1720523
you know, I actually knew a girl who quite thoroughly fantasized about being one of the last women on earth and she got to "repopulate the earth"

I would strangle everyone with my keyboard's usb cable or as a last result my enormous penis.

Then I would enjoy the spoils of my victory...after teabaging all the corpses

>>1720531
Enjoy the smell of rotten flesh

>>1720523
Hot. Yeah, you're probably a 30 year old guy. But the idea, hot.

>>1720523

Hi splode

I would rig up a trolley with two CO2 extinguishers and a crude steering system then ride around eating cheap food all day until I starve.

I'd built a motherfucking fort out of boxes, sit in a beanbag chair naked and eat cheetohs and watch everyone else.

just in case

Fully stocked cosco? What is there to plan? Not having a shower would probably suck, but we could make due with sponge baths in the sinks I guess.

consolidate the beef jerky supplies and then move to occupy the fresh food section

>>1720571 your weight is the max you can carry
well then, /ck/ should be well stockpiled by what it brings in.

This thread is pretty retarded. You are going to survive as long as the food or water does not run out or someone does not kill you.

Most of the in the mall is going to rot away within a month (or couple of years if it is an american mall). After that you are fucked. Or probably after few week when all of the water has ran out.
Only way to survive on long term is to set up some type of farming operation but there is no way you could do that successfully.

>>1720571
i use to work at costco in the tire department. There' are two showers in the employee locker room and a shower used for chemical spills in the stock room.

>>1720581
*grabs homegrowmen hat* not necessarily, depending when this disaster happens, costco does stock gardening supplies, you can grow indoors quite successfully as long as there's light, dirt, heat, and water. OP's conditions include all of these.

>>1720596

Yes! Exactly. Raid the gardening section and grow all kinds of great shit. And hey, if anyone had a bag of pot in their pocket at the time, and there were a few seeds...even better. :D

>>1720596
Still, impossible to supply food for even a small group of people on long term just by cultivation.

Some time ago yanks tried out a simulated experiment of how a colony would sustain itself on mars. There were around ten scientist&astronauts living couple of years in a sealed environment without any contact to outside world. They were meant to start some sort of self sustaining farming project but eventually they had to stop the experiment because everyone was so malnourished and they could not produce enough food.

Will /ck/ succeed in a what NASA experts failed? Who knows...

>>1720616

Wasn't that the biosphere experiment where they also had to do this inside a hermetically sealed structure? If so, there was probably more to it than just cultivation itself not working out.

>>1720619
Not sure if it is the same experiment but at least the one I talked of had to be stopped simply because there were not enough food to go around.

What would be the point of the internet if we were the only ones left alive?

>>1720633
Communication, since we're all socially inept.

>>1720633
camwhoring till the end!

go to the knife aisle
stock up on bladez
use my feminine charms to lure men into sex and then stab them to death
create tribe of amazons

Eat nothing but fresh veggies and meat for a few days (fermented fruit doesn't smell as bad and makes alcohol duh), kill half the people in the store for food and so supplies last longer. Start farming (on the first day actually) slowly kill everyone off because we can't repopulate the earth since we can't get out of the costco. When I'm the only one left I will eat my own shit and go insane

>>1720655
sorry i already killed you

>>1720658
Not if you're the one with the amazonian tribe. Otherwise, yeah, I have to admit you probably did. Or are just using my vagina for YOUR plan.

seduce the amazon tribe.
(HAHA not really. get friendzoned by amazon tribe)
Beg them to keep me safe.

Live as boy toy.

I always carry a handgun on me. The Amazons now answer to me.

how the fuck is this an issue?
The world ends, you are given endless food..

WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!?!

>>1720673
NOT ENDLESS

>>1720633
did you read the part where he said the other boards survived too?
cause you know
we can't contact them physically

I set up an omelet station in aisle 5 and teach you fuckers a thing or two about cooking.

>>1720677
Sir...I think i may love you.

>>1720677
i pledge fealty to the omelet king.

ALL HAIL THE OMELET KING

MAY HE REIN 1000 YEARS

>>1720557
You should consider tins, and supergluing them together.
It'll provide a structrual integrity for your box fort
plus if people try to knock it down they get a face full of tin hidden behind cardboard.

Fuck it, if you need any construction help I'll be on the cough medicine aisle.

1. go out the front door (smash if i have to)
2. ??????
3. live in the white house while you fucks eat little debbie cakes to death

>>1720677
Beg for protection and omeletts from omelet king, eat omelets, make fort of shelves and stuff.

i would drink all the chemicals i could find, mutating into a rafter-crawling, night-visioned, super-strength monster. then i would prey on the living and camwhore.

>>1720501

so many "if"s and "this" and "that" restriction. why not put shotgun hanging on every head and if they don't keep posting a post in every minute that some invisible finger will pull the trigger.

better in your scenario, throw xenu and its galaxy in it with tom cruise and other 10 level scientologists with high theatans and let everybody fight on food and chocolate cookies.

well first off, i'm wearing my pajamas inside out so i'd probably find some pants or turn them the correct way

>>1720697
fuck year dxm

>>1720654
What would be the point in having an amazon tribe??

>>1720557
rofl

i'd defend myself from all you homicidal faggots and help out the gardeners.

i'd bring a grill to the liquor aisle and grill until i die.

better pack up my knives and pans, can't leave Rudy behind.

>>1720527
This. We're going to run out of food. If we have a really small group, we MIGHT be able to survive until those plants start to sprout. If our population is too large, we won't be able to grow enough, and people will die, and cannibalism will result, at least until the plants start producing enough.
Once we get agriculture going we'll survive just fine, because we have infinite water, light, and soil (just dig for more).

How long the colony survives depends on how many healthy females there are at the start. If this thread is any indication, this board will last for a few generations, 3-4 generations out everybody will look the same.

It would be pretty bleak for the first generation people, this would really suck overall.

I would still probably kill myself, but I admit, this thread is about a billion times better than the /r9k/ thread.

I'd build an impenetrable fortress of Capt'n Crunch Boxes

>>1721008
camwhoring

>>1721075
costco is pretty big. it would probably last a few years, depending on how many people there were.

lol females willing to submit to natural births. good luck girls.

>>1721158
i can perform c-sections with my pairing knife.

>>1721158

if i can do it, so can you :oP

>>1721158
>Implying you couldn't use a melonballer

>>1721164
that's just cruel :oP

>>1721158
>>implying females would submit to male counterparts

i has a dremel and a cucumber :oP

you'd have to be really selfish to want to birth children into such terrible conditions. just let the species die.

>>1721170
lol, those cucumbers won't last forever

>>1721184
i'll freeze them :D

>>1721158
I think I rather die TBH.
Would you guys really want to hear females groaning and screaming in agony for hours(labor can be longer than 48 hours)? Even if they do survive you have to listen to screaming babies all hours of the night.

The important question is: who would be manning the free sample stations?

>>1721185
well, unless you're up for celibacy, pregnancy is inevitable even if undesirable. don't worry, i'll bring along a clothes hanger.

>>1721185

>>1721188
I guess I'll be the one performing all the abortions in costco. All I ask is you pay upfront with cigs and oxy before I get the hanger and the tissue. Also, I'll be in the pharmacy until I get a forklift to go to the top shelf where I'll have a couch and video games. I'll accept no more than two people to join us as we play video games and forget about how we are in a costco until death. Just two lucky people, me, and my girlfriend.

I'd break into the pharmacy and nod my ass off on delicious bulk oxycodone.

If any of you have an STD you automatically should be killed.

You freeze all the fresh shit. You build a garden. You kill all the men, except for a few you might trust with skills you don't have, and loudmouthed, non-child bearing age women. You catch the rats that are surely in the store and begin breeding them, as they will be your primary protein source in the future.

>>1721203
80% of people have HPV, and most have no symptoms, and you can't test for it unless there's something like a wart.

None of you would survive the first night anyways. That's my food.

>>1720654


Fuck! My balls! I'm powerless to resist you!

Build a pile of stuff and use an axe to break through the cieling.

>>1721075
it would only suck for the generation that knew of the time before COSTCO. After that, just business as usual.

>>1721199
i already got dibs on abortions

just wait till the infanticide breaks out among the males that want the females to only raise their offspring

Its Lord of the Flies meets Clan of the Cave Bear

Costco deli hot dogs all day every day ftw

I have 2 shotguns, a rifle, a decent amount of ammunition, and I know how to collect around 15 edible mushroom species.

Fuck Costco, I'm going native bro!

000

>>1721258
I don't think so tim.

We'd really have to divide the food to make sure that everyone has enough to survive, and not enough to stay weighing over 9000 pounds. We'd run out of quick protein quickly, so farming things such as beans would be a must.

>>1722531

We can always eat the /b/tards.

>>1722531
that's where gallons of semen come into play. Limitless protein!

Do cellphones still work?

>>1722595
who you gonna call?

>>1722612
ghostbusters

>>1722612

climb onto the top of the storage shelves and make an impenetrable fortress out of wood and the occasional tin from soft drink cans. devise a monopoly on all the clothings and preserved foods. Invite most of the sane gentlemens who took all the knives to join me as the Lord Knights of Costco...with their high fortress that lies above all...

has sceak posted in this thread? because i'll take the an hero option if i have to spend the rest of my days with an idiot that thinks a thread about making fucking fries is a valid /ck/ post.

>>1722843

No, but if he does we can always just kill him and eat him.

>>1722874


and make a long boring /ck/ thread about it.

>>1722800
I'd join that society. I have no knives, but I got all the malt liquor I could carry.

>>1722843
>a thread about making fucking fries is a valid /ck/ post

Why wouldn't it be?

This deserves a novel!