this isn't really a recipe but putting lime or lemon juice in water is underrated and worth the effort

>putting stuff on pancakes that isn't butter or syrup
pretentious faggots

Coating bacon in honey and a little bit of steak spice, before you fry it.

Sounds disgusting, but I swear to God, try it.

well i read the opening post wrong.
it still sounds fucking dumb

>>1717618

Well I don't know how you make pancakes, but I usually mix the milk (coconut milk now :D) into the batter instead of putting it on top.

More breakfast related protips:
-Add a spoonful of peanut butter and a small handful of rasins while making oats. Shit's good.
-Bananas can and should go on toast.

Adding a slice of cheese to scrambled eggs.

Sprinkle cheese over baked beans. Grill. Win at snacking.

>>1717618

I put jam or honey or golden syrup on mine.

It's just like bread.

>>1717619

That doesn't sound disgusting at all.

My friend introduced me to this morning concoction:

Juice of half a lemon (or lime)
Spoonful of honey
A third of a glass of cranberry juice.

Mix it up like a motherfucker then top with water.

>>1717618

LEMON & SUGAR UP IN THIS BITCH

finely chopped parsley in scrambled eggs!

Replace butter with avocado in any savoury sandwich.

Mix fried rice with white rice, add hot sauce and black pepper.

>>1717637
>>1717628

Both these are gold. Also, while cooking scrambled eggs instead of putting the butter in the frying pan first chop it up and mix it in with egg mixture. Waaaay better texture.

Obligatory.

1 can of tuna + half an avocado + soy sauce

Mix into paste and serve over white rice.

replace all hot sauce with srirach

parsley, green onion, other garnishes on dishes to make it look fancier than it really is

i enjoy blue cheese crumbled on my steak occasionally

use honey instead of sugar on cereals like cornflakes or oats. add a banana for ultimate yumness.

Put chopped mint in spirit mixes (especially gin).
Peanut butter, honey and banana on toast is amazing.
Hoi Sin (sic?) sauce will improve the flavour of any white fish.

>>1717643

When heating baked beans up in the microwave (or stove for you fancy fucks) add frozen peas and cheese. Add tobacco sauce and salt.

Once ready you can pour it over rocket or baby spinach or just eat as is. It takes about 3 minutes and is delicious as hell.

>>1717627
>>1717658
>>1717636

/ck/ super heroes!

plus, its gonna be breakfest time in a bit for me and Shit Just Got Real

>>1717665

>>1717668
you know you want a can :)

>>1717670

>>1717666
>666
>tobacco sauce
>delicious as hell

nice try satan.

I put cinnamon over my oatmeal. Don't think that's a well guarded culinary secret though...

>>1717682

Fuck, I meant (see pic)
I'm actually four days into quitting right now. I didn't think it was weighing on my mind that much o_o

Fuck you OP. Now I'm looking at god damn pancakes on tastespotting.

>>1717666
>>1717682
>>1717687
tobacco sauce, sounds nice, a nice earthy flavour with a slight buzz of nicotine, could come in flavours like menthol and clove.
and dont forget the limited edition cuban cigar range.
i would love it.

-a slice of fresh bread will reinvigorate dry cookies

Fried eggs will improve any noodle dish.

>>1717682

I fucking lol'd so hard.

When making smoothies, don't add ice just freeze some bananas.

Creamier smoothie.

When making a ham sandwixh use sour cream instead of ham.

add Salt, Pepper, Butter, Turmeric and Paprika to your rice before cooking. Not only does it taste better, it looks better too!

When cooking for a date, adding this will ensure you seal the deal.

>>1717682
lol

Add salt to your vinegar to make your coffee boil faster.

I do this all the time, OP! (non-dairyfag here.) Coconut milk is the bomb in pancakes, waffles, hell pretty much anything baked that calls for milk. Yummy yum. People think that because I can't eat dairy that everything must suck for me that I have to bake or cook, but damn, there are some really tasty alternatives! I don't know what I'd do without ma coconut milk.

>>1717701
i for some reason recall seeing tobacco being used as an ingredient for something somewhere

fuck using milk when making pancakes

I USE BEER!

when i fry the pancakes it becomes full of tiny dimples n shit. plus it tastes a little like BEER when done!

ADD SIRACHA TO HUMMUS!!! DO IT FAGGOTS!

>>1717618
Fuck you, here in Norway we eat it with blueberry-jam, homemade stuff. Shit is epic!
> you should try it

I will try the coconut milk and the beer in pancakes some day (not at the same time of course). Thanks /ck/!

Anything with meat, pasta, or soup: add cooking sherry. It's like Fancy Flavor in a Bottle (tm)!

My mac 'n cheese tastes like a million bucks now.

I serve fried bananas with mango salsa.

Also, use malk in any recipe calling for milk.

>>1717832
...this sounds fun.

>>1717687
>>1717701

>>1718044
Blåbær pannjkak!

lemon rinds in yo banana bread, about 2 tsp.

add it to mashed banana, plus a dash of cinnamon if you're feeling fancy.

also, you can't go wrong with adding chocolate chips. i prefer something with a high cocoa content, around 70 - 90%.

>>1717705

>>1717734

>>1718305
Good news, cigarette juice

Replace sour cream with Philadelphia when making Guacamole

Any time you make a sweet dish, add a tiny bit of salt. It brings out the flavor better.

Use A1 instead of ketchup on steak.

>>1718480
how can I replace something that's not supposed to be in guac in the first place?

>>1718503

The recipe I use is sour cream, avocado and a bit of salt

>>1717807
I'm sorry what?

Vinegar in coffee?
or did you mean cleaning the coffee machine with vinegar? cause that's obvious

>>1718507
maybe you should have specified, cause there was a "perfect guac" thread yesterday and I didn't see any recipes with sour cream

just sayin'

>>1718512

Fair enough, didn't catch that one. Either way you should give this simple recipe a try. Though of course there's tons of things you can add to taste

>>1718508
It's the "add salt to water" meme, or at least one of its many bastard offspring.

>>1718508

PUT HONEY IN ANYTHING SPICY FOR INSTANT BONER

>>1717807

>>1718530

>>1718517
Wish I'd known about it before I used my last avocado yesterday

When making waffles, blend in a banana and some cinnamon. God tier breakfast.

small amounts of taco seasoning in hamburder

Oregano in tuna fish sandwich

Goat yogurt, a few drops of toffee-flavoured Stevia, a bit of peanut butter, and pumpkin pie seasoning

oregano in chicken noodle, but not too much

cayenne pepper in macaroni and cheese is the best

>>1717614
When making chili, replace the meat with beans.

I like making mac n cheese with cream of mushroom soup, just cook noodles add soup and add cheese mix, also when amking reguler mac n cheese put a little taco seasoning in makes it pretty bomb

>>1717682
LOL

while I'm all for being adventurous in the kitchen this thread reeks of college student/non-foodie hack.

Taco seasoning in hamburger = Delicious taco burgers.

>>1718782
I've done this before, it's great.

Normal rice recipe:
1) water + rice
2) boil
3) cover and simmer

Godly rice recipe:
1) water
2) heat
3) lemon ginger teabag for one minute, then dispose
4) dissolve bouillon cube in water (optional)
5) rice
6) boil
7) cover and simmer

>>1718813
You're on 4chan, anon. I know that /ck/ usually has a few pros hanging around, but not always.

>>1718822

Hm, that sounds interesting.

>>1718831

It's great. I recommend jasmine rice, ginger tea, and chicken bouillon, but you can experiment. The bouillon sort of crowds the tea flavors out, if you don't include it you can taste the tea clearly in the rice. I tried white peach tea with just normal long-grain rice, the tea flavor was too strong and I ended up with fruit-flavored rice... wouldn't recommend that, herbal teas work better than fruit teas. If you're poor as fuck and live on rice dishes like I do, it's a way to add variety to your meals.

>>1718530
I lol'd

>>1718500
How dare you put ketchup on steak, you heathen bastard child!!! Good steak should never come near a bottle. Unless its a good Irish beer.

>>1718824

Oh, I know, I'm a long time co/ck/. I expect there are quite a few ''pros'' in here...in many regards.

>>1719004 good Irish beer
such a thing does not exist

>>1719039
Me and every other true beer connoisseur agrees.

Make cous cous with orange juice instead of water.

Delicious mode: Add cinnamon, roasted almonds and sultanas

I require more recipes.

>>1719054
but couscous is a savory...
...
brb

>>1719049
I do apologize, sir. Forgive a non-beer drinker in his ignorance.

Kosher salt and cracked pepper on food. Shit's bomb, yo.

Also, add Goya Adobo to ANYTHING.

>>1719138
>Add MSG to anything

I put an extra egg in pancakes.

I put extra pancakes in my eggs.

You will now make a pancake omelette.

Plain greek yogurt is a healthier and tastier alternative to sour cream

Add a little (or, rather, a LOT of) ketchup to your steak. It will reinvigorate your love for beef.

Miso paste. Use it.

kitchen miracle kit:

Cayenne Pepper
Onion Powder
Bacon Salt
Cheese
Honey
Vanilla Extract
Onions
Whiskey

With those,you can make anything taste good.

>>1717658

corn chex and honey!!

<3

>>1720090

Not that I don't agree with you, but if I had enough whiskey alone I think anything would also taste good.

I get the drunken munchies pretty badly.

Muffins: replace milk with spooge

>>1717614
Blowtorches,
OP,
blowtorches.

>>1718500
You dare use processed shit on something as sacred as a steak?
Blasphemy, learn the use of stock.

>>1717643

Did Nuts & Gum ever come to fruition?

My secrets,

-Substitute cottage cheese for eggs in all recipes. Pancakes for example.
-Slowly poor Ocean Spray into Sunny D for a nice sunrise.
-Put a splash of apple juice into everything.

Anyone else read OP's post as chocolate milk instead of coconut milk?

>>1720612
>-Substitute cottage cheese for eggs in all recipes.
That would make for a shitty omelette

>>1720618
an even worse fried egg

>>1720617
no gtfo

PROTIP, ok you /ck/ fucktards i was on masterchef so listen the fuck up .. the best thing you can do is

chop to the top and bottom tip of a banana while its still in its skin, make single slice on one side of the bananas peel all the way down, remove the banana from the peel and discard the banana, lube up the whole peel with olive oil(optional), put the peel on your erect penis and masterbate

the end

>>1720627
Don't you mean masterchief, you flaming faggot?

Woo-hoo, shit yeah, this is a great thread!

Add a little garlic, milk, and mozzarella to scrambled eggs, then sprinkle parmesan and/or romano into it just as its hardening up. This in addition to the normal salt/pepper rigamarole.

Peanut Butter & Jelly

Add bacon.

In fact, adding bacon pretty much makes anything better. Especially bacon.

Put vanilla extract in anything that's not savoury.
And sometimes savoury things (duck).
Pure vanilla extract, not that watery shit.

Use avocado instead of butter.

a few sultanas and chopped dried apricots in your rice a few minutes before it stops boiling.

Maybe some pine nuts as well.

grilled cheese sandwich
with a hamburger in the center

Salt and pepper and an extra type of cheese to grilled cheese

Cereal with orange juice.

>>1723233

>>1723254

What is this I don't even...

Cornish pasty inside of a shepherd's pie.

>>1723403
God damn..Now I have a massive craving for a pasty.

>>1723254

My grandpa does this because he's lactose intolerant and there were no substitutes back in the day. Now he just likes it.

Bizarre to say the least.

Any salad will be x82938129081920 more awesome if you put roast vegetables in it.

Also toasted pine nuts + caramelised balsamic vinegar.

>>1717682
LOL

coconut milk in coffee instead of cream!!! MmMm

>>1717618

He's talking about substituting ingredients, not toppings you dumb shit.

>>1717667

None of those suggestions are even remotely unhealthy.