I made this for an early dinner

DON'T LEAVE US MJG
THEY'LL EAT YOU ALIVE IN BOOTCAMP

Taco Bell - Tastes like shit

Two pieces of bark with sapping leaking out?

Are you a fucking beaver OP?

I just picked up two NY strip steaks. After I get drunk I'm gonna eat both of them with scalloped potatoes.

>>1715945
No. it's just a bad photo of some Grilled cheese.
>>1715943
Too late, a nigga done swore in and everything.

Grilled cheese is omnom.

Its better with a slice of fried ham or spam in it with some ketchup.

A snack-sized apple sauce and maybe some ketchup or something if I can find it. I've literally run out of food.

Shopping first thing tomorrow though. Yay, an hour-long walk to the store on an empty stomach.

Huh, I had a grilled cheese as well. I coupled it with tomato bisque though.

Also where's my non cum guzzling version MJG?

You Irish?

>>1715957
yo i'll take you to the store tomorrow

>>1715973
that segment ended a long time ago.
No I'm not irish.
And if anyone could be bothered to i would appreciate it if someone could send pictures 1-63 to me?

>>1715941
so this is the last MJG before bootcamp...

nothin' yet, probably gonna be water with water and water'd water
goddamn it

>>1716011
Possibly, but if the opportunity arises I'll make another.
Send me letters in bootcamp.

Red robin....tastes good but iam burnt out and my boyfriend has been acting like a breakup is on the way >=/

>>1716047
how can you tell?

Chicken curry!

sage for drinking out of a retarded jar

grow up faggot

>>1716002

I missed 74, so if you upload it I'll upload a link to a zip file with the pics you are requesting.

>>1716103

>>1716114

Thanks.

My latest rar doesn't go all the way up to 63, so it's going to take me a few minutes to create another one.

Hang tight.

>>1716114
I like the way you think.

>>1716154
I know, I like toaster strudels too.

>>1716153

Uploading now...

>>1716185

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=AEIN9D2Y

come back to /toy/ man

>>1716221
What do you mean?
I haven't left.

I got in not long ago and ate a piece of cheese, then heated up some leftover spaghetti which was just delicious. Right now I've got some veggies boiling. Maybe later I'll eat some eggs? Anything can happen at this point.

>>1716209
Thanks my good sir.
>Also I loeve this picture

right now, I'm eating two steamed artichokes with garlic butter, and before this I had two sliced ripe tomatoes shmeared with pesto and topped with cheese. After this, I'll probably have a banana or orange or some other piece of fruit. I think there's a couple of kiwis in there....

oh shit it's MJG!

you rarely stop by anymore, what gives?

Simple, clean broth fresh vegetable soup made by school's Swedish chefs. Acid reflux. Frustration. Vodka and lemon/apple juice. Frustration and acid reflux dissipate.

>>1716316
I'm always here.
I just post when it's convenient. And when the board isn't swamped with similar topics.

>>1716345

I'm sad that we're losing our MJG to the US terrorist force.

But I wish you the best nonetheless.

>>1716352
Thank you.
Also it's not that bad, I get paid/work expirence and some useful skills.

Meat loaf, buttermilk-chive mashed potatoes, broccoli, all smothered in homemade barbecue sauce. So fucking delicious.

>>1716352

On the bright side, MREs will probably be more appetizing than the stuff he posts regularly.

>>1716586
That's not very nice.
Also MRE's are for the field, I'm going to be on a sub.

>>1716607
where does the poop go when you're on a sub

>>1716352
And Canadian vegetarian faggot

>>1716607

Sorry man, you posted a pic of a slightly charred looking sandwich, which may or may not be anything but two pieces of grain bread.

For all I know it's got some magical mystery filling of unicorn-level mythic deliciousness... but I just can't tell that from the pics.

>>1716610
same place it goes from the toilet just much quicker. (the ocean)

baked pork shoulder blade steaks in a mushroom/onion sauce/gravy over mashed potatoes. it was quite nice, but the sink got horribly clogged right about the time i was halfway done.

>>1716633
I'll give you that it doesn't always look amazing, but everything i post has been thoroughly enjoyed.
Time for a classic.

I had some spaghetti and a salad for dinner.

It was pretty good.

Nice cellphone op, you irish? lol

>>1716642

Cereal. :/

>>1715941
>Universe Hound and Drossel

Is OP a /toy/ soldier? Perhaps the same /toy/ soldier who posted that mason jar of milk and toaster strudels, telling Piccolo to behave?

Tofu in some lemon/soy sauce, with some onions.

>>1716663
indeed.
That's been a known fact for awhile.

That fucking sandwich was soooo good.

>>1716686
Neat. I pretty much ceased using the other boards after discovering /toy/, so it feels kinda novel now to see the same people in my old stomping grounds. Also slightly surprised to see tom here.

>>1716686

I believe you. It looks damn good.

<-----this

>>1716642
that is enough food to feed five people

>>1716779
Yeah, but who care about Africans?

>>1716779
or one very hungry me.

>>1716650
Does that ever get old for you? j/w, because its old for me.

I don't see why anyone expects healthy food from me ever.

>>1715941
Toast? For dinner? You live in a homeless shelter or something?

yum...curry

>>1716797

It's even old and unfunny for those of us who get the joke because it was explained to us.

>>1716837

Fake MJG is not acceptable.

>>1716823

I bet that one was quite tasty.

>>1716852

I had a fucking delicious gluten-free casserole, with carrots and tomatoes and some mysterious squash-thing. And parmesan. And salad.

>>1716858
>delicious gluten-free

My favorite is the meatball sandwich. Looks tasty.

>>1716862
You realize that in a truly delicious casserole, whether the noodles are brown rice or wheat is irrelevant, right?

I want this shit.
so tasty.
but i has no bagels :<

Red curry from my favorite thai place.

so what's your opinion of squeak, mjg?

because i think i would be pretty pissed off if that faggot was stealing my ideas and starting more threads than me
all while becoming more renown and more popular in the process

>>1717014
hey sceak how are you?

>>1717014

I think they'd make a cute couple.

>>1715941

>>1715957
Yeesh you sound like me. Where do you live?

Oh and also, my dinner was delicious homemade cream of mushroom soup. I found the recipe on a fucking cup.

>>1717014
every namefag needs to die

>>1717277
Too true; all humans, however great, must one day shuffle off this mortal coil.

For a moment, just a mere moment, I had the faintest of flutters in my chest upon realizing I may have a chance to meet the great MJG.

And then with one cold thought, I was crushed.

"No girls on submarines."

>>1717317
Well that's changing in the near future, but the subs still won't be co-ed.

Holy shit this thread is gay as hell

I'm surprised op hasn't shown a pic of his cock meat sandwich he had the other night

>>1717329
Newfag or idiot? You decide.
(hint: it's both)

I'm no newfag you sack of shit, I just don't care for threads where the op drinks out of a fucking jar and has childrens toys laying around

get a fuckin life op and stop playing with toys and drinking out of jars that are meant for storing things

>>1717348
why is temporarily storing a beverage outside of the jar's legal job description?

>>1717348
hey, that's a classic transformer toy, if it's still in working order, it should be played with!

>>1715941
<-- green apple slices/ham/3cheeses/sourdough bread.
This is win. mine tonight.

>>1716948
DO YOU own dairy cows?

>>1717396
Owning dairy cows has nothing to do with drinking milk out of a fucking jar. You can just pour that shit in a glass.

>>1717406
it has to do with always drinking about 20oz of milk with every single meal, thats a lot of fucking milk a day

>>1717348
trolled hard

what is?

>>1717014
>squeak

It's pronounced "seek." Short for /ck/.

>>1717425

IIRC, it's 16 oz, not 20. And he drinks 2%. And not with every meal.

>>1717742
no...i'm pretty sure it's squeek

>>1717759

That was definitely not one of his better efforts.

>>1717757
Switched up to whole.
Trying to gain weight so i don't slip under my weight limit disqualifying me.
As for all the jar dramas, My jars have handles making them less useful as jars and more useful as milkjars.
>>1717742
Oh is that how it works?

>>1717865
So Kelly, this boot camp thing....are you in trouble for something?

>>1717875
why would I be in trouble?

>>1717865
Yep, they're not jars, people. They have handles molded in. In fact, a local cafe I frequent uses these to serve drinks.

>>1717881
fuck dude where do you live, ireland?

>>1717880
Because people who have their shit together generally don't go to boot camp.

Especially when the alternative is eating delicious meals in front of a computer with toys and a nice dog.

>>1717875
You don't send someone to the fucking military as punishment.

>>1717887
Why not?
I'll get moneys and food, and healthcare.
I've seen people with shit extremely together fall on their ass.
I will miss my dog though :(

>>1717888

Actually, in some US jurisdictions petty criminals are given the option of going to jail or into the military.

>>1717899
never heard of that

>>1717893
So it's actually going to be training for something specific rather than just a military school/bootcamp shape-up-or-ship-out scenario?

>>1717883
No. California, actually.

>>1717887

It's called economic reality.

Even in the recent "boom" years, jobs were being exported at a record rate and the typical American standard of living was dropping. Now that the economy has floundered, many people have few options.

As MJG says, at least he'll get health care and a guaranteed income.

>>1717902

It might be a thing of the past.

>>1717903
No it's the actual military.
Signed up for 6 years and have a contract.

>>1717905

I thought you lived in Colorado. Or have you already moved for basic training in San Diego?

Most of these people not recognizing milk jar guy is depressing, it's like me being an old guy and seeing a huge celebrity from my time, and none of the kids these days knowing who they are.

>>1717910
What branch?

>>1717912
That's not me.
I am still in Colorado, until I ship then I will be going to Chicago.

>>1717914
Navy

>>1717913

LOL. His first picture on /ck/ is dated 3/30/09, all of a year ago.

>>1717917

Interesting. I didn't know that the Navy does basic training in Chicago.

>>1717927
ya it's weird.
it's the only naval recruit training command anymore

>>1717923
Great Lakes Naval Base.
Come on down to the city anytime! We can go for pizza and a baseball game.

>>1717934
Fuck ya, maybe when I graduate and have a weekend of liberty.

MJ, are you going to be in NUPOC? Or just enlisted?

The bf recently passed his interview with the admiral, going to be an instructor in SC teaching enlisted sub kiddos.

>>1717317

First female was accepted to the NUPOC program in March. Theyre currently starting to outfit some subs for women

:3

>>1718068
No just enlisted.
My field is SECF.
Can he give me any specifics on sub school?
cause from asking everyone in denver nobody has been on a sub.

>>1718068
>NUPOC

>>1718089
>SECF

Please translate for the rest of us.

>>1718068
>The bf recently passed his interview with the admiral

How many babies do you have to kill to become an admiral?

>>1718103
NUPOC
NUclear Propulsion Officer Candidate
SECF
Submarine Electronics and Computer Field

>>1718103
so how'd you find 4chan without using google?

>>1718146

yawn

>>1718146
how'd you find google without google?

>>1718137

The US military is in the business of killing innocent children?

I'm in shock.

>>1718153

No, they would never do that.

>>1718089

If youre going to Charleston for nuke sub school, its mainly Calculus, Physics, and Heat and liquid exchange classes.

I dont know if youre going to be sent there, though. Have your recruiters told you where youre going?

>>1718207 here,

Forgot to mention, What paygrade are they starting you at? Make sure you bring cash with you to "boot camp", because you wont be getting your first check for a month or so. Also, get your recruiter to set up your pay stuff ahead of time. You might not be going to nuke school if theyre just having you stare at monitors all day (fun, fun).

>>1718207
No, just to Great Lakes for boot and Groton for basic enlisted sub school.
They turned me down for Nuke.

>>1718221

I will miss your delicious milk jar goodness.

Good luck, at least you wont have to turn your mind into mush at nuke school, they get paid almost the same as you do.

Try to enjoy your sub time, it gets dull, but its a great way to learn about yourself. Also:

Dat surfacing :3

>>1718233
Thanks.
Also most people don't seem to get how big subs are.
I have a feeling I'm going to like it.

>>1718248
shit looks so good.

>>1718297
it was man

>>1718238
>Also most people don't seem to get how big subs are.

I hope you're right. But I doubt you're going to get very much personal space or privacy on a sub, especially as a new enlisted man. It's probably going to be about the same as being in prison.

>>1717910
>Signed up for 6 years

Why so long? I thought the standard enlistment was 3 years. What did they do to con you into that?

>>1720391

WTF is that?

Fried lasagna bites.

>>1720399
looks like microwaved lasagna and ocean spray in front of a monitor

>>1720389
Sorry I mis-typed
Standard enlistment is 4 years but due to the long schooling time required for my field I had to extend my contract another year.
>>1720388
That's perfectly fine.

>>1720905
>I have a feeling I'm going to like it.
>doubt you're going to get very much personal space
>about the same as being in prison
>That's perfectly fine.

So are you gay, MJG?

>>1720934
No.
Homosexuality is illegal in the military.

>>1720938

>>1720938

even when its "experimental" lesbians with 10 guys sitting around and watching them (not touching them) with hanging jaws?

>>1720949
I believe so.
>>1720946
No seriously.
I like the idea of being on a sub doing my job all underneath the water n shit on the most powerful weapons platform known to man.

>>1720938
So are you "not gay"?

>>1720976
Questionable quotation marks are questionable...
But in all seriousness I'm a heterosexual male.

you unsurprisingly think the same way you cook

have fun in the front lines

>>1720993
how so?
unhealthily?

>>1720993
No seriously how so?
Also not on the front lines.

So what exactly will you be eating on a submarine.

(inb4 submarine sandwich.)

MRE type things, or do they actually cook stuff down there? Also, how long until they have to resupply the food? Do they have to go to port for that or does a supply ship come out to them?

>>1722890
Actual food made to order with anything that's left in the supplies.
Fresh stuff goes quickly.
Food can last for months and they restock at sea and port.

Am I the only one crying manly tears?

>>1722904
In the world? no
In this thread? probably