Oh fuck.

I cant wait to show that off.

Bitches will be rubbing their greasy fish cunts in my face in no time.

What are those star things? I've never seen them before in my life.

Gentleman, I don't know if this works, and to be honest I have my doubts, but if it does... good God.
We're witnessing history.

shit this shit is fucking classy, holy shit.

Oh my god. I just tried it.

I AM AMAZED.

>>1708081
So if I'm understanding this image correctly, you roll it under

and then you roll it under

and then you roll it under again because fuck it THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM

>>1708151

swedish stuff

that's actually really neat. It's like all snack bags were meant to do that, since they're always half empty when you buy them at full price.

>since they're always half empty when you buy them at full price

...holy shit did you just rationalize this in a good way?!

>>1708432
The product is sold by weight, you fucknut.

The air in the bag is mainly there to help keep the product from being crushed (and to fool stupid twats like you into thinking there is more in the bag than there actually is)

>>1708474
why so hostile

i came

>>1708474
you're just mad you didn't think of it first.

I need a video tutorial for this.

>>1708474
>The air in the bag is mainly there to help keep the product from being crushed
no it isn't you dumbfuck, it is there to make the bag look big.

>>1708502

And to prevent the chips from being crushed.

>>1708502
lol cunt, he said that too

>"(and to fool stupid twats like you into thinking there is more in the bag than there actually is)"

You have /v/'s thanks, /ck/.

>>1708081
I think I love you
From /v/

That's fucking awesome, I've got to try that one day.

>my face when I can't share snacks because my friend puts his fingers all the way in his mouth when he eats and when they come out they are covered in saliva but he still puts his fingers back in the packet

>>1708513

>>1708513
you MUST be from /v/

>>1708513

>my face when I can't share snacks because all my friends think a shared snack bowl means "eat as much of it as humanly possible before it runs out, then leave without even thanking anyone for it"

i come as an ambassador from /v/, and we would like to thank your board for the gift of this image

>my face when someone from /v/ was near me

This man deserves a nobel prize.

>>1708516
no, us /v/irgins dont have any friends.

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT POKEMAN

>my friend comes over and eat literally my entire box of little debbie snack cakes
>my friend is skinny as fuck
>my face

>>1708528
HOLY SHIT. The blond girl in the back row was my roommate for a year. I didn't know she was into pokemans back then... AHAHAAHAHHA.

>>1708530
i'm skinny as fuck but when it comes to junk food i show no mercy

>>1708528

now post them drawn as pokemon.

Doesn't work too well with flat chips. You'll just smash them to death.

it took 2 packs to fill those bowls up.

>>1708528
what the fuck are those weirdos doing near that creepy-as-fuck-looking house?

>>1708524
chicken i typically like your posts but don't use an avatar

>>1708528
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLztOhBskbs

>>1708528
Tiger is not a pokemon.

>>1708532
there is no way the universe is that small

So, /ck/, do you just lurk here all day or do you go to other boards as well? Feelin pretty chill up in this bitch. And hungry.

>>1708539
it seemed suiting for the post

>>1708546
lurk, get diabeetus, go into coma, wake up, lurk moar

MESSAGE FROM /v/.

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING BRILLIANT.

THAT WOULD BE ALL.

>>1708550
Sounds like /v/.

>>1708551

>>>/v/1708081

We love you /ck/

>>1708502
>>1708504
And that children, is what we call the Snackosphere!

>>1708555

Sorry my mistake.
>>>/v/54783613

Sir, I would like to inform you that you are amazing.

Love, /v/ user.

Finally, a useful way to eat my cheesy poofs without having to put it between my legs when I play vidya.

Life just made sense...thanks /ck/

love
/v/

Greetings from /fit/.

I must try this.

You guys do good work here, I tell you what.

/tv/ here

This is stupid.

CHEESUS CHRIST!

Why can't I just pour the snacks into a big bowl? Much more sturdy and convenient.

My life begins today.

>>1708615
Why don't you just rain on everyone's parade?

/sp/ thanks you.

Have some Kiira Korpi.

>>1708131
I am having a severe case of cheese balls right now.

My God, it worked. I just tried.

But how the hell have I or anyone else not thought of this before? This is the first time ever I see anything like this.

The age of miracles is not over yet, gentlemen.

HOLY JEESUS

WHO WON A NOBEL PRIZE FOR THIS

WAS IT MARTIN LUTHER KIND? HE SEEMS LIKE A SMART GUY

I just got snack-rolled ´-_- DAMMIT!

>>1708615
Because you have to dish bowls. And people are lazy.

>>1708627
see
>>1708626

I KNEW THAT AFTER SO MANY YEARS WASTING MY LIFE ON 4CHAN AND THE INTERNET SOMETHING GOOD WOULD COME OUT OF IT.

I'LL BE THE POKER NIGHT HERO FOR THIS!

ITT: people who don't cook.

>>1708639
oh don't worry, you'll learn to cook someday. So will I!

>>1708640
I'm trying to cook by using very old recipes in my family's cook book. Not working as planned.

/co/ here.

We still love you.

eating chips = inability to cook
makes perfect sense

FINALLY the internet proved itself useful for anything else then improvised explosives & porn.

>>1708645
Naah brah, just too lazy.

>>1708513
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG

/co/ here, never been so glad to be your neighboor.

what do you do when you want to put the bag away after you're done eating? you have to then unroll the bag? meh, seems like a lot of extra work.

/co/ here, everyone get away from our wife.

You are doing humanity a great service.

>>1708645
Deciding that eating chips would be a better substitute over something that can be called actual food = Lazy and/or not knowing how to make a decent meal.

/co/ck/ power

>>1708658
protip: some people on occasion lack the time to prepare meals

I'm from /v/ and that is fucking magical, I am now a high class slob

>>1708659
10/10

I actually looked.

>>1708654
we've seen you flirting with /mu/! You've gone too far this time /co/, we're having this affair whether you like it or not.

ITT: Fags

/tg/ here
you are truly gods among men /ck/

>>1708653
an hero on chips, there is no putting away

I'm from /tg/.

We're fat enough. Leave us alone.

/TG/ here. Thank you so very much. You just changed the life of my entire gaming table. I can't wait to bust this shit out at D&D. Have a Ceiling Cat Papercraft.

>>1708530
>my face when he was probably high

/sp/ic here. much thanks

>>1708668
not even a wafer thin mint?

>>1708668
speak for yourself fattass.
the skinny neckbeards of /tg/ thank you /ck/

>>1708644

this thread needs more Bella!

>>1708677
you're only skinny because you sold your soul to Tzeentch and he made a burger out of your fatty side

>>1708663
Damn you woman, the gorillaz are a CARTOON band.
It's not flirting, it's strictly business.

/sp/ here, holy shit.

This thread has been requested 3 times now.

This denizen of /tg/ would like to announce that this is a godsend.

How we still long for you, /ck/. Despite all that's happened, there is still a place in our heart for your cuisine.

My gods..
It's beautiful...

her hatchet wound tastes like a warm jelly donut

>>1708654
/co/ck/ is /cgl/ your love child?

>>1708693
sorry kid, come back after you're legal and gained 30 lbs in your chest

>>1708698
our attourney is from /cgl/ you better watch it.

her tight pink little balloon knot would taste so good wrapped around and squeezing my tongue. i would love to have her hover over me and finally squat on my chest, so i could get a front row perspective on her pushing out a little turd onto my face.

OP is a Swedefag.

/mu/ here
I... I.. wow.

>>1708705
so i take it /fit/ is your archenemy

>>1708710
no wonder, this is stolen ikea technology!

Any other fecalphiliacs / scatophiles here that are in love with the idea of Bella Thorn shitting all over them?

/co/ here and we love you.

>>1708145
You know it.

>>1708712
it is a cancerous tumor we successfully had removed. Thankfully, everyone there is gay so we don't need to worry about them breeding. Sooner or later they'll all die from oatz poisoning.

>>1708717
this is a worksafe board, please find another place for your pedofecal fantasies

>>1708717
>wrong board
>Posting mode: Reply

Just isn't your day.

this is on the same level as a cure for cancer, or a infinitly renewable clean energy source.

>>1708727
Why are other sexual fetishes allowed to be mainstream, but I have to be repressed?

Foot fetish, boob fetish, ass fetish are all acceptable and even venerated, but if someone likes a little fecal matter with their sexual fantasies, suddenly they are the odd man out.

I find your bigotry a sign of your ignorance and puritanical upbringing. Let me guess, you're from a former Confederate state?

>>1708745
just go, they'll appreciate you in /c/

Goddamnit /tv/ go be pedo somewhere else

ITT: Confirmed. /tv/ has the best trolls.

this wonderous bag has brought us togeeeetheer~

>>1708697

I'm only 12, what does this mean?

posting in an archive thread

>>1708772

Maybe this would help. What part of a woman's anatomy would most resemble a "hatchet wound" and that a man would think sexually would taste like a "warm jelly donut"?

Hint: It's not her mouth, nose, ears, or anus openings.

someone from /co/ posted this

>>1708791
fag

Greetings from /d/. Fabulous idea and I can't wait to use it next time I get chips!

I just did this shit right now, it's a little hard to get the bottom even all round but it fucking WORKS.

I really can`t belive none of you knew about this?

>>1708809
I first saw it on tumblr.

>>1708809
Herp Derp, I knew about this before everyone.

Lavish me with your hipster attention.

Derp da herp.

>>1708816

Its just folding the fucking bag? not rocket science.

This crap was new like 20 years ago. Seriously. It is just that we have fucking know-nothing kids here.

>>1708822
I'm 26 and this is news to me. Your post is utter bullshit.

>>1708822
See
>>1708816

>>1708809
GOOD THING YOU'RE HERE!

ITT: Hipsters learning something to show off later and act like they invented it.

/tg/ here.
Thankyou for this /ck/
Thankyou so much.
It's... it's beautiful

/g/ here, thanks for this, it actually worked!

Just tried this with my new bag of doritos burn
fuck
yes

shopping list:
-1 bag of chips
-1 pair of chopsticks

Another smar/tg/entleman here.
I just tried this out.
It works on large bags of generic cereal, too.

>>1708842
I just pictured this.
Now I can't stop laughing.

>>1708847
>It works on large bags of generic cereal, too.

/fit/izen here. I don't eat this shit but I'm sure I'll get mad pussy by doing this to others peoples bags of chips. Thanks bro.

>>1708849
It works fucking wonders, bro. I do it all the time so I won't have that there powder on my fingers, since I'm always doing something else while eating chips.

/new/ here - fuck yeah now I can politics while I eat and eat while I politics. SO DAMN EASY.

way to change the game /ck/ the world is rejoicing.

>>1708858
I fucking HATE getting grease and oil on my fingers. ESPECIALLY when I'm at my keyboard. I've used forks before, but using chopsticks is just pure genius. I feel that at last my life is complete.

OH GOD ITS SO EASY. GOOD GOD ITS LIKE HAVING A BOWL FOR ALL DEM SNACKS BUT NOT HAVING TO GET UP IN THE END AND PUT THE BOWL AWAY!

This is it. All the important boards have united over how amazing this is. This is the greatest thing to ever sprout from 4chan.

/co/ is amused.

>>1708723

You sound like one of the dudes who came asking how to lose weight and spot reduce then got mad when we trolled you (protip: Sticky).

Anyway, I hail from many boards, and I usually eat pretty clean, but I'm willing to indulge myself and try this.

related to OP's topic, also it's scalable, holds liquid, etc.
http://blog.greggman.com/blog/useful_origami/

>>1708887
or, you know, we could use a bowl

>>1708887
>holds liquid

>>1708887
btw it's rly easy after you do it a few times, don't the guide scare you.

>>1708891
Why use a bowel when you can just fold the bag!

>>1708893
yup, look at the design, shit works (materials supporting of course)

/co/ here. Marry us, /ck/.
Again.

Been doing this for ages

you guys are fucking retarded

>>1708900

>>1708945
WELL, aren't you a special little snowflake!

/v/, /co/, /tv/ and /tg/ here. Thanks very much, /co/. Maybe I shall start coming here as well.... Do you guys do meatbread threads? I fuckin' love those.

>>1708949
Goddammit. Thank you very much, /ck/.

I TRIED THIS AT A PARTY! I BECAME THE MOST POPULAR GUY THERE! I'M KNEE-DEEP IN SKANK ALL THE TIME NOW! MY LIFE IS NOW AWESOME!

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER!

>>1709016
I DID THE SAME THING.
MY CAR TURNED INTO A RAPTOR.
AND MY KEYBOARD CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPS

/b/ here, and I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU FAGGOT...
I love you

This is pretty great. Thanks, OP

I can die happy now....

saw this over on /b/ and had to look over

ACHIVE THIS SHIT NOW

OP YOU ARE A LEGEND

Thank you from all the people of /b/ we appreciate what you have just created, this thread should be archived for later use for years to come.

>>1708081
BABBY APPROVES.

/b/ loves you for this, /ck/

Its so beautiful...

>>1708528
wow, this guy sucks at pokemon.

Where's the /b/ thread?

TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD
OP is a miracle worker, the new jesus!
also a faggot
hai from /b/

/ck/ you are welcome in /b/ whenever you like.

>>1709175

in /b/

hey op what are those star things?

>>1709202

delicious foreign treats that I fear we shall never taste my brethren

... i want me some of them chili cheese doodles too ... dammit missouri sucks ass for snacks

I CAN'T EAT BBQ AND BROWSE 4CHAN DAMMIT!

I gotta hand it to you guys, when you guys are geniuses, you're fucking godly!

>>1709238

We have similar things in Finland. I don't remember their name so I can't google for a pic, but they taste like McDonald's. I know it might sound crazy, but they taste like what McDonald's joints smell.

>>1709262
The gates are open now.
There's no stopping us.

>>1708081
>>1708081
>>1708081
FUCK YEAH, INVENTED BY A REAL SWEFAG, ALSO BRA VAL AV SNACKS

i iz amazed

>>1709262
Calling it now in a month's time lays or some other chip will have a new marketing campaign about a new specially designed bag with instructions on the side about how to make it into a snackbowl.

>>1708081

hoooo leeeeeee shiiiiiit.jpg

If I tried that, it would tip over as soon as I tried to get one and it would spill all over my shit and I'd be cleaning Cheeto dust out of my keyboard for weeks.

>>1708681
that's like the biggest /fa/ rage fuel I've ever seen

/tv/ here - we brought the ladies

thanks for this bread from /tv/ where we like young girls feet

T. Hanks you for this tread full of bread from /tv/ where the beautiful young, female feet grow wild and protected in our love bubble.

You're so fucked up, /tv/ :(

Thanks for treads, breads, threads, feet, and the most hippest stuff ever for cool young people on /tv/ where your imagination can run wild and free over the landscape of your imagination.

I blow love bubbles with the saliva from my mouth and capture the love bubbles in my mouth from the love and care and tenderness that eminates from bubbles of love popping always between us and you all otherwise loved in bubbles of love. On /tv/.

>>1709689

>blinks
does that say "Lolipop Lounge" in the back of that picture?

>>1709689

>Baby and Tween Celebration

oh lord the end is near

Just tried it with Doritos. Works fucking awesome.

i just tried this with my doritos while eating my peanut butter and jelly. it was magnificent. when done, i just rolled the top down a little bit and clip that fucker.

you know those days when the air smells crisper and there's a sense of life all around?

TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS

too bad i didnt do this BEFORE i mowed the lawn, it wouldve cheered me up a lot.

reddit here, im stealing this and taking all the credit HAHHAAHAAHHAAHHAAH