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    166 KB Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)18:32 No.1695533  
    >Choke on food
    >Coughing
    >Eyes water

    Why the fuck does this happen?! I guess your eyes are just thinking "Oh shit, he's choking! I guess I'll send down some water for to help..."

    fucking eyes. Bunch of useless pricks.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)18:37 No.1695544
    YES WE WILL ALSO DROWN THIS ONION FOR YOU MASTER
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)18:41 No.1695548
    >>1695544
    The tears wash away the chemical causing the problem.

    >>1695533
    It's pretty much the same thing as above answer only slightly different for another reason.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)18:45 No.1695556
    YOUR MOM DIED? DON'T WORRY WE CAN HELP BUT ONLY IF IT WAS A FIRE I GUESS LOL
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)18:50 No.1695558
    >>1695548
    >...slightly different for another reason about which I have no fucking clue so I'll pretend to be an expert on teh intarwebs and only give vague indications regarding my knowledge but completely lack citations or references in the hope that no one catches me in the web of lies and deceit that forms my world and simply use the phrase "another reason."

    Faggot.
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)18:55 No.1695573
    tears contain stress hormones

    when you cry it is your body cleansing itself of stress, literally
    >> Anonymous 03/31/10(Wed)18:59 No.1695582
    tears are a reaction to pain.

    both emotional and physical. they're also a stress reaction. laugh hard enough and you're stressing your body, in a way>
    >> mrpoop.com 04/01/10(Thu)12:24 No.1697764
    >>1695556
    >>1695556
    fuckin lol'ed
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)12:29 No.1697772
    I poked my eyes out long ago for this very reason.
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)12:39 No.1697791
    >choke on food
    >coughing
    >food in nose
    >2 hours later food comes down from nose
    >nice chickenbreat
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)12:45 No.1697801
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    >don't be a fat, gluttonous fuck shoveling food down your throat as fast as you can
    >don't choke

    Imagine that!
    >> Anonymous 04/01/10(Thu)13:21 No.1697861
    >take single drink of water
    >OH GOD I'M DIEING HOLY FUCK HELP SOMEONE WHAT THE FUCK JESUS CHRIST WHY DOES THIS HURT SO BAD

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