why you dirty motherfucker

Hotlinks here.

HOTDOGS ARE FOR PUSSIES

>>1661089
excellent choice, there's a bbq place near here that does a great hotlink sandwich.

>>1661091

I used to eat hotdogs, then I tried a bratwurst, could never eat a hotdog again. Then, I had hot links, now both brats and hotdogs are inferior.

I have them with EVERYTHING :)

Sauerkraut, pasta, chicken, chili, on their own, cut into tiny pieces then mixed with ketchup and herby cream cheese then microwaved to hell.

Chili, yellow mustard, onion.

>>1661094
EW

>>1661094
I was with you until you went to chicken

>>1661094

*drooollllssss*

I'm going to go and eat a hotdog sometime today because of you.

mustard is to only condiment that goes on a hotdog

mayo and ketchup, or mustard and onion (and relish)

>>1661107
You are an american, are you not? Only an american would eat a disgusting thing like that.

I mean, mayonnaise on a hotdog, for Christ sakes.

>>1661131
the japs put mayo on everything

>>1661131
it sounds weird, but a thin stripe of mayo on a chili dog really brings out the flavors.

>>1661094
Some people have weird tastes, I get that.

But microwave? seriously?

I call troll.

>>1661089
I've had bratwurst, how does a hotlink stack up to one of those bad motherfuckers.

Condiments for hot dogs/hotlinks/brats: brown mustard, onions, jalepenos

Condiments for chili dogs: chili (obviously) onions, jalepenos, cheese

Putting ketchup on hot dogs/hot links/brats is a sin.

>>1661150
depends on the brat, if it's a coarse grind johnsonville type brat, the hotlink is superior, if it's a fine grind german style brat, I think the brat might win. Ultimately though, they're both damn fine eating so let mood sway your decision.

>>1661155
I will take this into consideration. Thank you for help.

try putting on potato salad

Golly, would you like any hot dog on your ketchup, sir?

>>1661869
lol @ the diet pepsi on the back. fatass american detected.

i like mah hot dogs with ketchup, mustard and MAYO.

I like grilled cat on mine. pic related.

>>1661880
The whole mayo thing...i just don't get it, sure, you need it to make potato salad and tuna salad, but other than that, I don't see the appeal of it being on everything. I don't find it disgusting though, it tastes good to me, I just feel it has it's designated uses. For example, ketchup on steak is heresy.

but back on track about mayo, why is it that black people find it totally repulsive? Is it because it's white.

>>1661874
No, I like my ketchup neat.

needs moar chicago dog

>>1661894
I don't know which black people you've been talking to, but the ones I've know have no problems using it.

fried onions, mustard and ketchup

Forget hot dog,
Have a merguez in a bun with ketchup, mustard and fried onions.

>>1661894
reminds them too much of all the semen we made them eat for generations

>>1661894
only thing that goes on a hotdog is mustard. putting mayo on a hotdog is pretty much the same thing as putting ketchup on steak.

also, american food is completely corrupted by the fastfood mentality so processed condiments go in everything and with everything. americans buy mayonnaise in cans, they do not understand that people cook things such as salads that contain mayonnaise in their recipes. they just use it as if it is a flavoured ketchup.

Where's the relish love? OM NOM NOM me some relish.

How do you guys put so much shit in your buns ?
I never have the space

>>1661971 americans buy mayonnaise in cans
I have never seen mayo in a can

>>1661978
use bigger buns, deli rolls is what they're called

hurr durr you put WHAT on your food? DUMB AMERICUNTS LOL

>>1661978
it is a part of american culture to have condiments disgustinglu drip on your clothes every time you take a bite of food.

it is kind of similar trait as asians who make the slurping sound white eating noodle soup.

>>1661999
selfhating hipster american spotted

>>1661978
LOL, SHIT, BUNS, LIKE AN ASS, RIGHT?

>>1662002
no, it isn't. fake angie, fuck off

>>1662008
no

>>1661971
>>americans buy mayonnaise in cans

>>1662008
no
buns are soft
rolls are hard

>>1662036
I disagree, the distinction is in shape, not firmness

>>1662036
>rolls are hard

What a horrible childhood you must have had.

>>1662049
NEIN,
both can be round or thin and long
case in point, hot dog buns and burger buns

rolls are kinda crispier though...

>>1662051
fine, rolls are crispy

>>1662036
>>1662053
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING YOU GOD DAMN TARD.

>>1661083
Yellow or the cock sometimes both.

>>1661971
> mayonnaise
> can

WHAT

Relish and mustard, though I usually take it plain. Ketchup on a hotdog just always ends up being excessive and gross to me.

mayo comes in cans.
milk comes in bags.

>>1662255
Canadafag here.
I've seen milk in bags but I've never fucking seen mayonnaise in a can.

hate ketchup on hot dogs

for me i like chili, mustard, onion
sometimes just chili and cheese

a little ketchup and equal part mustard.

Not really a fan of relish.

I used to be like you, OP, and have some hot dog with my ketchup. Then I grew up

I just like a thin line of yellow mustard.
Since I live just an hour south of Cincinnati, I will eat one with Cincinnati chili on it.

>>1661952
Oh fuck no. Nothing on that hot dog is good at all.

>>1662285
I've been living in the US for 10 years. I'm the queen of mayo and I've never seen it in a can either.

>>1662383
I think he made that up because he knows nothing about Americans.

>>1662383
Can, jar, what is the difference.

The point is that americans eat processed ready-made mayonnaise. Too lazy to whisk an egg, I guess.

There's a place in town called the Tubbydog. My favourite from them is the "A-Bomb"

Pic so deliciously related. I haven't worked up the courage to try the one with Cap'N Crunch yet though.