>microwave
>eggs
>blasphemy.

Microwaves are not for cooking, they're for reheating leftovers.

If you don't live in a space station, you should really learn to use a stove. You might want to ask an adult to supervise, for now.

>>1577321

They're shutting off my buildings gas for a couple of days for replacing pipes, so thats why I've turned to the microwave

>>1577329

I see. In that case, all is pardoned.

You can get little moulds to make eggs in the microwave. As for bacon, just put a sheet of baking paper on a plate, put the bacon down, put another piece of baking paper on top, then nuke it.
Cakes? Well, we all know the various microwave mug cake recipes by now. Google should bring up a handful.

>>1577321

What ignorance and narrow-mindedness.

Using microwaves to do things that it can do just as well as other, more energy-demanding devices is a great step in reducing your carbon footprint.

A microwave can't do most things a stove or range can, but it can do quite a few just as well (or better).

>>1577314
Good Lord. Thank God you're not at AɳoɳTalk.com.

>>1577337

Cheers, should I scramble eggs on high, medium or low power. Loads of sites say differently.

>>1577339
There is no global warming

>>1577393
> There is no global warming

I think you mean to say "Holocaust never happened, but it should have"

Also, there was no moon landing.

>>1577397
No there was the holocaust and the moon landing. Just not global warming.

>>1577397
What have you been under a fucking rock the last 3 months? Global warming is a complete fraud.

>>1577404

So, you actually believe that cherry picked quotes from emails selectively leaked by Russian government hackers just before Copenhagen are meaningful?

Propaganda is amazingly easy if you have a receptive audience.

>>1577414
>implying global warming isnt lies and propaganda

>>1577414
i know, you are the case in point

this is good if you want eggs

Quick and Easy : Bestest Breakfast Burrito
2 eggs
2 tablespoons milk or water
Splash of TABASCO® brand Green Jalapeño Pepper Sauce
1 flour tortilla
Shredded Cheddar cheese

Beat eggs and milk together in a microwavable bowl; microwave about 1 minute, stirring once during process until eggs are fully scrambled (no remaining egg liquid is visible). Add a splash of TABASCO® Green Sauce to eggs and spoon onto tortilla; top with cheese and roll up.

>>1577419
>>1577418

Jews did 9/11.

>>1577422
Jews did the holocaust

>>1577423

Holocaust did JFK.

>>1577426
JFK landed on the moon

>>1577426

Talliban did hollocaust

>>1577429
in a way . . . he did

>>1577431
that's deep man

2; Breakfast English Muffin;

Take a microwave cup and melt some butter in it for about 15 seconds. Swish the butter around the cup [ this helps to stop the egg from sticking to the cup ] crack an egg into the cup and microwave on full power for 45 seconds. Be careful though to check the power of your microwave and adjust your cooking time appropriately as the egg may explode. Cook some bacon on a microwave griddle until your happy that its cooked right for you. Butter an English muffin add the bacon, a slice of cheese and the egg and blast on full power your microwave for another 15 seconds. You have a great breakfast muffin in little time that will keep you going through the morning.

You can steam vegetables in the microwave pretty easy. Seriously.

whole eggs hard boil perfectly in the microwave.

Put two eggs into a glass bowl of water and nuke it for 3 min.

Perfecto, every time!

A container of salt in the corner makes a microwave cook faster